FUCK THE NEW MUSTANG. PORN IS BETTER
Watching the unveiling of the new Ford Mustang on TV right now.
Jesus Fuck Me Christo, what a bunch of self-congratulatory butt lickers. I hate the Ford marketing team worse than I hate mouth breathing foreigners, possibly Mongolians, who insist on posting comments.
The 2010 Mustang is boring. The old Vanilla Ice style 5.0 was more exciting.
Good thing I’m more interested in porn than 2nd tier American muscle. VideoBox.com will get your blood flowing without a 30k pricetag.
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GINORMO AREOLAS
New Reviews 11/17
Big areolas freak me the fuck out. It’s a stark reminder of the horrors of evolution and that we, as the human race, are far from complete. Whenever a chick with ginormo areolas shows up on my stoop I automatically think she’s been sent from the future to kill me and my perverted cohorts.
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Pointin’ your finger at me will get you told to fuck yourself
New Reviews 11/14
I’ve been having trouble with my cell phone lately. The touch screen sucks shit and I’ve taken it back to the store twice. They didnt want to help me so the young sales rep got a sincere “fuck you” from me.
I’m dropping my contract next week. In the meantime I’m going to get some stress relief with a membership at RealityKings.com
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QUILTED TOILET PAPER
New Abbreviated Reviews 11/13
- PrivatePornPass.com
- SecretaryHoes.com
- SloppyGaggers.com
- SpermBlasters.com
- StockingStars.com
- VixenX.com
My grandmother was a quilter and I’m LIVID that corporate America is okay with equating my loving grandmother’s lifelong hobby to ass wiping. Expect a defamation suit Northern TP Corp.
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URBAN OR URBANE
New Reviews 11/12
Brief Reviews - Posted 11/12
- AlmondTease.com
- AsianChicksWhiteDicks.com
- BackstabbingSluts.com
- HornyTokyo.com
- JapanDreams.com
- LeashSex.com
- LikeLegs.com
- Over18Under21.com
I’m confused. A buddy down South once told me that “Cracka-Ass-Cracka-Muffucca” was a term of endearment. I was recently in Detroit and a young man called me that in a not so nice way. Is my buddy a dirty liar or was the Detroit guy misinformed?
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IT’S BEDTIME
Nighty-nite sweetie pies. WorldWideWives.com is my sleep aid tonight. The video they have on their landing page should get your whistle wet. You’ll want more tomorrow so go ahead and get a membership tonight.
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FUCK THE iPHONE
New Reviews 11/10
Late last night, while lying in bed, I was hit with what was probably the funniest thing ever thought of. I grabbed my iPhone, the cumputers are all the way downstairs, to post this dandy little thought here on the blog. It didn’t work. After several tries and settings adjustments I forgot what I intended to post. Steve Jobs denied you from receiving this humor gem. What an asshole.
PornyTube.net is making some adjustments. Expect a shit storm of new videos in the next day and regular updates from this point forward.
To all of you webmasters out there, PLD is about to offer something ground-shaking. Keep an eye out for an announcement. In the meantime, feel free to post all the legal videos, galleries, blogs, links, whatever over on PornyTube.net. I dont care, just keep it legal and interesting.
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LOVE
For the most part, people sicken me. That includes you and 1/4 of the people I’ve talked on the phone with today.
One person that fills my heart with joy is Allie of NaughtyAllie.com. I met her at a convention a couple of years ago. I saw her tits in person, her actual real live tits.
I judge people on if they’ve seen the tits of their true love or not. You haven’t and I have. You suck and I hate all of you non-true-love-tits seeing fuckers.
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DANGER DANGER NAUGHTY NAUGHTY
New Reviews 11/6
I’ve seen the light man. You and I have to sell of all of our shit, get in a VW van and follow Allie and Julie around the country.
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I WANT TO RUIN YOUR RIDE HOME
New Reviews 11/5
Once in a great once in a while I take great pleasure in ruining shit for others. On the ride home from work today I pulled over to the side of the road, got out, dropped my trousers, pulled my cock down toward my asshole, pushing my bulbous balls outward and around the shaft. With my contorted package in hand, I yelled to the passing traffic “Flies Eyes! Flies Eyes!”
Take that society.
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