Top 10 Booty
This list is for the PLD Admin and all you other ass-creeps out there like him. Big ups to the ass masters in the bunch. I like a butt just as much as the next guy holding a raging 7 incher, but I prefer mine smaller and tighter. Well not mine – but hers. Never mind. The point is, if you like ‘em loose and round – like a tire with only 1 lug nut – you’re gonna dig these sites.
Here are the top 10 sites to find bitches with big, juicy backyards:
10 Phat White Booty
Here’s a curve ball to start things off. Usually ass sites are reserved for ebony chicks and even Latina chicks, but not often for white gals (and never for Asians, by the way). If you like your gals white – but with a lot of junk in the trunk – you will probably cum all over yourself in about 5 minutes. Racist.
The other cool thing about this site, besides it being a little different in the race department, is that the chicks aren’t all pros. The site is a pro site, but some of these bubble-assed whores are obviously not hot enough to make a career of this. Lucky for them, they have an impressive ass that lands them on the 10th best ass site. You’re welcome, bitches!
9 Ass Like That
My Mom has a friend that has a big, bangin’ ass that I’d like to get up into. At what age is it okay to fuck your Mom’s friends? I know you probably shouldn’t when you are in school and shit – but what if you are 40 and her friends are like 65 or older? I say they are totally fair game at that point.
BAM! Now we’re talkin’ — hot black chicks with huge rumps. All is right with the world again. There are few things better than a sista with an ass like a plow horse. If I was told that I could ass fuck any one of the chicks on this site, but that when I was done I would have to cut one of my balls off, I would need an entire day to ponder my decision.
This is definitely a go-to site for black chicks with big arses. No white or Latina gals that I could find, but who needs ‘em when you can get sweet brown sugar like this? Each and every back door on this site is worthy of a blue ribbon…but, of course, they’ll settle for a purple mushroom.
8 Bubble Butts Galore
Do you have a favorite all-time celebrity big ass list? I do. My list includes, in no particular order, Nell Carter, Kirstie Ally, Carnie Wilson, Star Jones and Louie Anderson.
Why does this site make the list? Well, because I am the one making the list, and I milk my wiener to this shit all the time. I usually like to crank it to the Veronica Raynes vids — because I am wildly in love with her and her gigantic ass — but I have spewed to my fair share of other chicks here too.
The other fantastic thing about this one is that it’s a veritable rainbow of turd slicers. There are chicks of every race shaking their thumpers all over the hardness that is the cock. You can join and literally spend all day beating off to a chicks of different races — each with a huge ass. It’s like whacking off to a slutty Benetton commercial.
7 Ass Parade
I know that this is just the silly name of the site, but what a glorious thing it would be if there truly was an ass parade, huh? Round, slippery asses bouncing down Broadway, ticker tape falling on them as they shoot candy out of their assholes. Ahhh…if only it could be true…
And…we’re getting a little better with each site here, folks. Ass Parade is fucking stellar. Seriously…fucking stellar. It’s a pro site with very nice videos, and all of the chicks are fucking gorgeous, with BANGIN’ asses. I’m talking really, really fine asses.
They are also constantly on top of shit, with a huge stable of chicks, lots and lots of videos in the archives, and constant updates. I don’t have any fucking idea how they can find so many 9s and 10s with ghetto asses that will agree to get stuffed up on the internet, but God dammit I love them for it.
6 Bootylicious Magazine
If a chick has a big ass, does that mean anal sex hurts less for her than a chick with a smaller ass? Or does it mean that it hurts more, since there is probably more surface area on her asshole that the asshole of a small-butted chick?
This one is not only stellar for content, but for nostalgic purposes as well. You see, Bootylicious mage is what we used to smudge off to before this fancy little internet ever existed. Yeah — we had to turn pages, pretend the ladies were actually moving and their asses were jiggling and shit like that. It sucked, but we had it better than the cavemen — they had to beat off to stick figures of buffaloes painted on cave walls.
This site is very well done, and with the history of a magazine like this, their reputation depends on having only the best chicks with the best asses — and you can bet your own ass they do. Many other sites don’t give a shit — they are fly by night operations. Bootylicious Magazine gives more of a shit than you’ll ever realize, buddy.
Shit…I may have done them a disservice sticking them all the way up here at #6…
5 40 inch Plus
I never realized, until now, that there was a number attached to the size of the perfect ass. Like, 12 inches has always been the size of cock to brag about — we all know that. Huh…very interesting. The next chick I fuck will have 40 inches of ass or more, or she will be thrown out on her sub-par ass before she gets a chance to ride the Devil Train.
Well, when you set the bar at a certain level, by God you have to make sure that each and every chick lives up to it, so you can be fucking certain that each chick here has a 40 inch-plus ass. Most sites have to throw a dink in there every now and again just to keep the content fresh, but these fuckers guarantee a big thumper every single time.
And with that mantra, they could easily go find some sweat hogs or scagfaces to fill their quota. After all, they only promise a 40 inch ass, right? Wrong, fuckers. They don’t fucking skimp on the heat, either. Very sexy chicks and no plumpers to speak of. Class act, this site is.
4 Hot Chicks, Big Asses
Although I already said my first preference is a smaller assed gal, that doesn’t mean that I don’t like to get some bubble ass from time to time. When I get up under some chick with a big ole’ ass, I want to see that fat butt hang over the sides of my hips. I can’t get maximum ass induced nuttage unless it looks like I’m wearing saddle bags.
This is another one with a lot of white chicks on it — going against the norm. I can dig it. As long as they have an ass that I can set a beer on while I root around in it with my dong, I don’t give a shit if the bitch is green.
The more I look at the heat levels and sizes of the asses on the chicks on this site, the more I think I am ripping them off by sticking them at #4. This is a very, very nice ass site. Unfortunately for them, I am a very, very lazy person, and it’s too much work to rearrange my list — so it’s #4 for them.
3 Big Tits, Round Asses
Big tits and round asses go together like nipple clamps and Spiderman pajamas. They are just meant to be together.
These guys went the extra mile to promise not only a juicy poot, but a big set of swingin’ titties to boot! And by the way — I’m not talking about a mundane set of D cups to ice the cake that is the big rump. I mean fat, hanging tits that would make Dolly Parton blend in like a referee in a zebra herd. Or something like that.
The other nice thing about the site is that these bitches are dirty as FUCK. They could have just rested on their God-given assets and left it at that, but these hos are fucking RAW! They go the extra mile to milk that fat cock. I think I would marry any chick that has appeared on this site.
2 40 Ounce Bounce
This is a great idea. They named their brand of beer after a juicy ass, and they spend their days and nights drinking said beer and pouring it all over said asses. I think all boozes should be named after impressive body parts. I have a few ideas in mind, like Huge Crank Vodka, Tight Pussy Pinot Noir and Big Ball Beer.
This, my friends, is EXACTLY what you think about when you picture a perfect ass site. Big, black asses, straight from the ‘hood. Yeah…that’s right. Big bootied black chicks that can work a dick over like you’ve only read about. No surprises or fancy hooks here (besides the beer thing, but that’s not a distraction) — just black gals with buck, fat asses. What more is there to say about that, than God bless each and every one of them?
1 Round and Brown
Time for the head of the class of ass — Round and Brown. Why is this one better than all the rest? Because my fucking cock said so, that’s why. Look, I’m not calling the shots here, he is. And we all know you don’t want to piss you cock off…so Round and Brown it is!
And for good reason, fellers. It’s phat assed perfection. Not only are the asses out of this world, the ladies are the consistently the hottest on any ass site, anywhere on the internet. Fuck — they are the among the hottest ladies on ANY genre of site, anywhere on the internet.
On top of that, there are more videos, higher quality videos and sexier videos than any other ass site as well. These fuckers win the triple crown ever god damned year. Take it to the bank.
That’s it, you deviant motherfuckers, you! The top ten booty sites that will make your cock want to get a gold tooth and move to Watts. Slick it up and go to town!
Top 10 Booty
This list is for the PLD Admin and all you other ass-creeps out there like him. Big ups to the ass masters in the bunch. I like a butt just as much as the next guy holding a raging 7 incher, but I prefer mine smaller and tighter. Well not mine – but hers. Never mind. The point is, if you like ‘em loose and round – like a tire with only 1 lug nut – you’re gonna dig these sites.
Here are the top 10 sites to find bitches with big, juicy backyards:
10 Phat White Booty
Rip them 'nets, brotherman
Here’s a curve ball to start things off. Usually ass sites are reserved for ebony chicks and even Latina chicks, but not often for white gals (and never for Asians, by the way). If you like your gals white – but with a lot of junk in the trunk – you will probably cum all over yourself in about 5 minutes. Racist.
The other cool thing about this site, besides it being a little different in the race department, is that the chicks aren’t all pros. The site is a pro site, but some of these bubble-assed whores are obviously not hot enough to make a career of this. Lucky for them, they have an impressive ass that lands them on the 10th best ass site. You’re welcome, bitches!
9 Ass Like That
I just came in my pants
BAM! Now we’re talkin’ — hot black chicks with huge rumps. All is right with the world again. There are few things better than a sista with an ass like a plow horse. If I was told that I could ass fuck any one of the chicks on this site, but that when I was done I would have to cut one of my balls off, I would need an entire day to ponder my decision.
This is definitely a go-to site for black chicks with big arses. No white or Latina gals that I could find, but who needs ‘em when you can get sweet brown sugar like this? Each and every back door on this site is worthy of a blue ribbon…but, of course, they’ll settle for a purple mushroom.
8 Bubble Butts Galore
righty is a bit bubblish, lefty is flat
Do you have a favorite all-time celebrity big ass list? I do. My list includes, in no particular order, Nell Carter, Kirstie Ally, Carnie Wilson, Star Jones and Louie Anderson.
Why does this site make the list? Well, because I am the one making the list, and I milk my wiener to this shit all the time. I usually like to crank it to the Veronica Raynes vids — because I am wildly in love with her and her gigantic ass — but I have spewed to my fair share of other chicks here too.
The other fantastic thing about this one is that it’s a veritable rainbow of turd slicers. There are chicks of every race shaking their thumpers all over the hardness that is the cock. You can join and literally spend all day beating off to a chicks of different races — each with a huge ass. It’s like whacking off to a slutty Benetton commercial.
7 Ass Parade
I know that this is just the silly name of the site, but what a glorious thing it would be if there truly was an ass parade, huh? Round, slippery asses bouncing down Broadway, ticker tape falling on them as they shoot candy out of their assholes. Ahhh…if only it could be true…
And…we’re getting a little better with each site here, folks. Ass Parade is fucking stellar. Seriously…fucking stellar. It’s a pro site with very nice videos, and all of the chicks are fucking gorgeous, with BANGIN’ asses. I’m talking really, really fine asses.
They are also constantly on top of shit, with a huge stable of chicks, lots and lots of videos in the archives, and constant updates. I don’t have any fucking idea how they can find so many 9s and 10s with ghetto asses that will agree to get stuffed up on the internet, but God dammit I love them for it.
6 Bootylicious Magazine
If a chick has a big ass, does that mean anal sex hurts less for her than a chick with a smaller ass? Or does it mean that it hurts more, since there is probably more surface area on her asshole that the asshole of a small-butted chick?
This one is not only stellar for content, but for nostalgic purposes as well. You see, Bootylicious mage is what we used to smudge off to before this fancy little internet ever existed. Yeah — we had to turn pages, pretend the ladies were actually moving and their asses were jiggling and shit like that. It sucked, but we had it better than the cavemen — they had to beat off to stick figures of buffaloes painted on cave walls.
This site is very well done, and with the history of a magazine like this, their reputation depends on having only the best chicks with the best asses — and you can bet your own ass they do. Many other sites don’t give a shit — they are fly by night operations. Bootylicious Magazine gives more of a shit than you’ll ever realize, buddy.
Shit…I may have done them a disservice sticking them all the way up here at #6…
5 40 inch Plus
Trust the tape
I never realized, until now, that there was a number attached to the size of the perfect ass. Like, 12 inches has always been the size of cock to brag about — we all know that. Huh…very interesting. The next chick I fuck will have 40 inches of ass or more, or she will be thrown out on her sub-par ass before she gets a chance to ride the Devil Train.
Well, when you set the bar at a certain level, by God you have to make sure that each and every chick lives up to it, so you can be fucking certain that each chick here has a 40 inch-plus ass. Most sites have to throw a dink in there every now and again just to keep the content fresh, but these fuckers guarantee a big thumper every single time.
And with that mantra, they could easily go find some sweat hogs or scagfaces to fill their quota. After all, they only promise a 40 inch ass, right? Wrong, fuckers. They don’t fucking skimp on the heat, either. Very sexy chicks and no plumpers to speak of. Class act, this site is.
4 Hot Chicks, Big Asses
Fuck......
Although I already said my first preference is a smaller assed gal, that doesn’t mean that I don’t like to get some bubble ass from time to time. When I get up under some chick with a big ole’ ass, I want to see that fat butt hang over the sides of my hips. I can’t get maximum ass induced nuttage unless it looks like I’m wearing saddle bags.
This is another one with a lot of white chicks on it — going against the norm. I can dig it. As long as they have an ass that I can set a beer on while I root around in it with my dong, I don’t give a shit if the bitch is green.
The more I look at the heat levels and sizes of the asses on the chicks on this site, the more I think I am ripping them off by sticking them at #4. This is a very, very nice ass site. Unfortunately for them, I am a very, very lazy person, and it’s too much work to rearrange my list — so it’s #4 for them.
3 Big Tits, Round Asses
Big tits and round asses go together like nipple clamps and Spiderman pajamas. They are just meant to be together.
These guys went the extra mile to promise not only a juicy poot, but a big set of swingin’ titties to boot! And by the way — I’m not talking about a mundane set of D cups to ice the cake that is the big rump. I mean fat, hanging tits that would make Dolly Parton blend in like a referee in a zebra herd. Or something like that.
The other nice thing about the site is that these bitches are dirty as FUCK. They could have just rested on their God-given assets and left it at that, but these hos are fucking RAW! They go the extra mile to milk that fat cock. I think I would marry any chick that has appeared on this site.
2 40 Ounce Bounce
This is a great idea. They named their brand of beer after a juicy ass, and they spend their days and nights drinking said beer and pouring it all over said asses. I think all boozes should be named after impressive body parts. I have a few ideas in mind, like Huge Crank Vodka, Tight Pussy Pinot Noir and Big Ball Beer.
This, my friends, is EXACTLY what you think about when you picture a perfect ass site. Big, black asses, straight from the ‘hood. Yeah…that’s right. Big bootied black chicks that can work a dick over like you’ve only read about. No surprises or fancy hooks here (besides the beer thing, but that’s not a distraction) — just black gals with buck, fat asses. What more is there to say about that, than God bless each and every one of them?
1 Round and Brown
Yeah, you know your ass is fat, 
Time for the head of the class of ass — Round and Brown. Why is this one better than all the rest? Because my fucking cock said so, that’s why. Look, I’m not calling the shots here, he is. And we all know you don’t want to piss you cock off…so Round and Brown it is!
And for good reason, fellers. It’s phat assed perfection. Not only are the asses out of this world, the ladies are the consistently the hottest on any ass site, anywhere on the internet. Fuck — they are the among the hottest ladies on ANY genre of site, anywhere on the internet.
On top of that, there are more videos, higher quality videos and sexier videos than any other ass site as well. These fuckers win the triple crown ever god damned year. Take it to the bank.
That’s it, you deviant motherfuckers, you! The top ten booty sites that will make your cock want to get a gold tooth and move to Watts. Slick it up and go to town!
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