Our Review: Casting Couch Teens
This site is a guilty pleasure. I
wouldn’t go around boasting that Bonnie Tyler’s Turn Around
makes me cry and I certainly wouldn’t tell my buddies that CastingCouchTeens.com
is one of my top 20 fav porn sites. That kind of personal revelation
is reserved for PornyLittleDevil.com The
concept of the site is played. “We’re gonna have a fake audition
and pay these teen bimbos to fuck on film” is damn near the
most clichéd thing to come out of the porn world since the
first pizza guy showed up with a “special delivery”.
I feel like mongoloid at a pizza party for
getting off on this. Embarrassed, but happy as shit none-the-less.
The girls doing the fucking here are everything
you would have wanted at 19. Nikki is dumb as dirt and hotter
than Tabasco. She has those “grab me like a handle” pigtails
that only work on a real teen. In the middle of riding a mule
like a cowgirl, she’s asked if she likes it. “I love it, hehe”
she replies in her high-pitched, fuck me hard voice “I love
it more that I’m getting paid”. GOOD GOD! Guys in her peer
group are the luckiest people ever to walk the Earth.
Ellie is another teen who should get the
handle bar treatment with those pigtails. She’s not the hottest
thing on the site (that distinction goes to Nikki) but has
something else going for her. She has shown up to the casting
couch office looking for a job as a cleaning lady. She still
gets rammed from behind but this little diversion from the
crappy plot of the site is welcomed.
CastingCouchTeens.com has found plenty
of teens ready for a dicking. It’s a good site that knows
what the teen fan is looking for. Now if I could only find
a way to not dance like a complete queer when Stop The World
and Melt With You is played at the bar on ‘80s night, my day
will be complete.
8.0 out of 10
Visit the site: www.castingcouchteens.com
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