Amateur

Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Chick Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Smooch

Smooch!

The site: chickpass.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: Excellent *real* amateur videos. Unprecedented amount of no-bullshit amateur content fro less than a buck a day. I’m a proud member. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.chickpass.com

Two words — REAL fucking amateur porn! Oh…ok, well…4 words then. Either way – -this is NOT FAKE SHIT! Real amateur porn is harder and harder to come by than ever before, mainly because it takes hours, days, weeks or months to sift through all of the bullshit that is labeled “real amateur.” Lucky for you, I do that shit for you. You’re welcome.No shit guys — it’s hard to find sites like this anymore. The first thing you will notice on Chick Pass is that it does not look professional at all. Not even in the slightest. If you are looking for a polished site, we have thousands of those reviewed all over Porny Little Devil. This one is not polished — but DO NOT take that to mean it is not good. On the contrary — it is very, very good. It’s not the shitty, grainy, hard to see video of home movies, either. It’s organized, but amateur.

A lot of people have a hard time grasping the love for a site like this, as it is admittedly missing those things that I spoke of (professionalism, polish, etc.). But it is REAL. No fake moans, no airbrushing to make perfect men and women — just real people enjoying a good fuck. And mostly in orgy form.

My favorite area of the site? Fuck the Geek. This slightly overweight, bespectacled douchebag has carved a niche for himself and somehow convinces relatively hot chicks to fuck him. Why didn’t YOU think of this? This would’ve been a great way for you to finally get laid. Maybe you should join this network, write him a fan letter and ride his coat tails…

When you join this site for $1.00 per day ($4.95 for a five day pass), you get access to an unfathomable amount of amateur shit. Lots of sites give you this much content — but NOT lots of true amateur sites do. Go to their site, click on the “join” button and scroll down. Look at all of those fucking sites and videos and series that you get access to! Un-fucking-believable. I joined this site immediately and it is one of my favorites.

Excellent *real* amateur videos. Unprecedented amount of no-bullshit amateur content fro less than a buck a day. I’m a proud member.

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.chickpass.com

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Christine Young Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The teddy bears have boners

The teddy bears have boners

The site: christineyoung.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: Christine Young is a good amateur (ish) girl with a nice site. She could use some work on her techniques, but she is very young looking and very cute. She loves fucking other girls, so you will get a lot of that here. Good, but not great. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.christineyoung.com

We believe that many of the best sites out there are simply sites featuring one girl. We love them because we feel that we can get to know that girl in a sense, follow what (and who) does each week. They usually have diaries that we can read and find out what she is feeling and thinking (we are not naive, we realize that it may not actually be her or her thoughts…but this is all part of the fantasy of porn, right?).

Christine Young is the latest that we have come across. This is a site for those of you who like teens…and teens who look very young and cute. The aptly named Young looks like your typical girl next door, with blondish, curly hair and handful-sized tits. She is 5’1″ (another plus for the petite lovers) and weighs 105. She is from Canada and she is bi-sexual. Do we really need to know anything more? Well…yes, I am sure you want the details and the specifics…so we won’t run away quite yet. Christine’s site is a member of the Brain Cash group, which means you get her site and many other (including Lex Steel’s and Peter North’s, among several others) for $29.92 per month.

A unique and attractive feature that we loved was the Surprise of the Week feature, where Christine would give us a little surprise each week. It usually comes in the form of a video where she fucks a friend or even a lucky viewer (male and female…sometimes both). She also has several long-standing videos on her site for her members to view at their pleasure.

The scenes themselves were good, but we would only categorize them as above average (as opposed to great or spectacular). No doubt about it, Christine is very sexy and well worth watching. She is young, however, and not as experienced and nasty as we like them. There is a lot of posturing for the camera and a lot of smiling at the camera, things that we feel takes away from the reality aspect of the movies. Many times she doesn’t seem to be into the sex nearly as much as she is into seeing herself on the monitor. Almost like the Paris Hilton home video in a way. We almost think it may be cultural in the way she smile and always looks at the camera during the sex scenes (she is a bubbly French-Canadian). To her credit, they are not all that way. There are several scenes that you can find where she is getting off, most of them with women. One example is when her friend Ania gets her to cum with a couple of vibrators and dildos. She is a squirmer, which we love!

Christine Young is a good amateur (ish) girl with a nice site. She could use some work on her techniques, but she is very young looking and very cute. She loves fucking other girls, so you will get a lot of that here. Good, but not great.

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.christineyoung.com

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Cinnamon Bound Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

It's a pussy cart

It's a pussy cart

The site: cinnamonbound.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: Cinnamon is one of many real sliz-nuts at T and A Studios — a gigantic all-real, all-amateur network that prides themselves in maintaining a no-frills fuckfest type atmosphere. If you’re looking for sharp lighting and top shelf pussy, a) I don’t blame you, I like hot bitches too and b) you won’t find it here. But so what. You also won;t find bitches faking orgasms and airbrushing. Take your pick of what you’d rather see. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.cinnamonbound.com

I totally get bondage, don’t you? I mean — who doesn’t love a nasty, self-esteem-less slut that lets you tie her up as she pretends to like it? Who could NOT dig a chick that let’s you tie her hands and feet up with a dog leash, shove a pair of shit-stained underwear in her mouth, smack the tears right out of her eyes and then hammer-fuck her snatch until the blood clots on the end of your dick like a bloody loogie? No one — that’s who!That’s why this Cinnamon wretch is a site to see. Cinnamon looks like she was born in the 80s — the late 80s. She’s petite, shaven and latina. If you’re looking for the hottest latina you’ve ever seen — we’ve probably got her on our Latina genre page. But Cinnamon is not that girl. She is, however, very cute and very fuckable. Most of all, she’s very real. She also likes to “play” a lot — in addition to being bound, she likes food play, dress up and lesbo shit. This chick has a broad range of interests and can please many fetishists at once.

Here’s the best part — it’s damn cheap. $5 will get you 5 days. A dollar a day — just like that shitty term life insurance that those old-assed bitches are pitching in lieu of buying lottery tickets. Except imagine that those bitches are naked and jamming plastic cocks in their poons. Okay — don’t imagine that. That’s disgusting. But you get my point — real bitches fucking around, cheap-like. Period.

Cinnamon is one of many real sliz-nuts at T and A Studios — a gigantic all-real, all-amateur network that prides themselves in maintaining a no-frills fuckfest type atmosphere. If you’re looking for sharp lighting and top shelf pussy, a) I don’t blame you, I like hot bitches too and b) you won’t find it here. But so what. You also won;t find bitches faking orgasms and airbrushing. Take your pick of what you’d rather see.

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cinnamonbound.com

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More like "Couples Molesting Teens"

The site: couplesseducingteens.com

The price:$9.95 trial, $39.95 a month

The verdict: Me likey. Silly plots and bad acting, but the thing that matters most– the fucking — is good shit. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.couplesseducingteens.com

Why can’t I talk my wife into seducing teens? It seems so easy for these fellers on the World Wide Web — no matter how many times I ask her, she always says no. Fucking bullshit if you ask me.Here’s a tired idea with a new twist. Couples Seduce Teens. Think these so-called “reality” sites with a supposed employer interviews a girl for a job and ends up with his abnormally large cock 11 inches inside this applicant’s asshole, then substitute the guy with a couple. Each video is basically the same premise — a couple of swingers are supposedly looking for a “personal assistant” and their interview leads to a steamy tryst. 99.9% of the time the girl contends that she has never been involved in a threesome, only to be elbows deep in snatch and balls within moments of that statement. Classy.

Tired plot aside, the fucking is nice and the girls are hot. They are not all Barbie dolls, which is nice. If you took a look at them, you’d almost consider them true amateurs, until you see the scripted acting that takes place. These are newbies just breaking into the biz — which we like a lot of the time because they are trying harder than the established ladies. The videos are also well done — sort of attempting the amateur style, but crisp and clear when the gloves (and underwear) come off.

One of our favorite gutter sluts on this site is Leah Wilde…her real name we’re sure. A hard worker, this one — a nice set of small tits may make her feel like she has to work a little harder…whatever. Works for us. Very cute and 19 years old. We also like the “wife” –she pays a lot of attention to Leah and gives her a good tongue lashing. Fucking and sucking galore — nice cummy shot at the end.

Lots of full length movies to choose from, and a new one added weekly. Price? $9.95 for a weeklong trial period and $39.95 per month thereafter. This also includes over THIRTY additional sites, ranging in genre from Asians to Lesbos to Ass pluggers and beyond. A pretty darn good deal for the gigantic variety that you get.

Me likey. Silly plots and bad acting, but the thing that matters most– the fucking — is good shit.

8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.couplesseducingteens.com

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Cum On Dagny Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Dagny is loveable

Dagny is loveable

The site: cumondagny.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Bravo! Dagny and Jeff have kept a simple thing simple, which in turn has made it spectacular. Tons of original and amateur content. They really do care about their members, because they are just like them. We applaud you, oh pioneers of the facial! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.cumondagny.com

Wow. Where do we begin with Dagny and Jeff? How about by telling you that these two have the most user friendly, aim-to-please website that we have probably ever seen, and in addition to that, they have a great time cumming on and getting cummed on. They film it all and do a damn good job of it. Then they put it on this site and, again do a smash up job. One of the best amateur duos on the net, hands down.

This is one of the original amateur/couple sites on the whole internet. They have been going at it since 1999, which at first glance does not seem like a long time, however if you recall correctly, that is about when the whole internet porn/amateur thing took off…and these two were in one the ground floor. And if they weren’t good, they would not be here still today. They had a simple plan at first…take Polaroids of themselves with Jeff giving Dagny a facial. That is it. That is what has grown into a site with thousands of pictures, hundreds of videos and numerous female and male guests taking loads and giving loads. A simple idea turned into a spectacular thing.

The first thing you should do if you plan to visit is read the “about us” section. It is long, but it is very informative and gives a great history of what is going on with their site. The site itself has several sections where different things are going on, from Weekend at Dagny’s where a girl or two stay for the weekend and have a sex-filled time which is all on film of course — to Dagny’s Facial Tour, when the couple toured around the country doing facials — and filming them — at famous landmarks and cities. They also do a little spoof called Dagny Request Live, where they allow members to write in (live of course) and request certain things…and they generally do them. All spectacular stuff. And you will never get tired of Jeff’s monster load spilling allover Dagny, but if for some reason you did, you can see dozens of other girls too!

The main premise these days is public sex and facials. You will find a lot of stuff on this site (remember that it was made in 1999…so that is over 7 years to date of material…and even more depending on when you are reading this!), but that is mostly what they have. It is also a great place to see new amateurs, since Dagny spends a lot of time meeting new girls on the street, in malls and bars, and as you know she’s definitely not shy, so she asks a LOT of girls to be on the site, and as a wise man once told us, “You ask enough girls to let you eat their pussy…sooner or later a few of them will say yes!”

The membership fee is $24.95, and in all honesty we cannot think of any other all original content site — especially an amateur one — where you get so much content and such great content too. ALL REAL is a big plus for us. And they give very frequent updates and live shows…because this is their baby and they love doing it. That is an intangible that most sites do not have thee days, so we are very lucky to have found it.

Bravo! Dagny and Jeff have kept a simple thing simple, which in turn has made it spectacular. Tons of original and amateur content. They really do care about their members, because they are just like them. We applaud you, oh pioneers of the facial!

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumondagny.com

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Cum On My Tattoo Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

sacreligious but incredibly hot

Bullseye!

The site: cumonmytattoo.com

The price:$19.99/month

The verdict: Why keep going back to the same old boring shit? Fresh ideas, hot chicks and cheap rates. It’s one you have to see to be able to tell if you like it – but I am pretty damn sure you will if you give it a run. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.cumonmytattoo.com

I have a bunch of tattoos myself. I sometimes cum on them. Not for an extra boost or anything. Just because there are a lot of them in my sperm landing zones for when I frig off. I am considering getting a tattoo of your Mom’s face on my stomach, so I can dot her eye every time I lose the juice.

If you’re like I am (God help you), then you are getting a little bored with watching the same fucking routine – eat puss, suck dick, fuck, cum on face or tits. Yawn. This site spices it up quite a bit. Instead of limiting the cum to the mouth or tits, these gals take loads to different, tattooed areas of their awesome bodies.

Think this is just some little niche that can be ignored? Think again. This series has won an AVN award. It’s produced and directed by Joana Angel of the Burning Angel network – the very best alt porn network on the face of the fucking Earth. Hands down. Cocks up.

And cheap too. $20 for an entire month – at least $10 cheaper than most networks. And that is not just for this site (although it’d be worth it) – there are 8 sites total, with tons of blogs, forums, videos, pictures and all kinds of shit involving very gorgeous, tattooed/punkish gals. Tons and tons of material. Easily the best alt porn network, and one of the best alt porn sites.

Why keep going back to the same old boring shit? Fresh ideas, hot chicks and cheap rates. It’s one you have to see to be able to tell if you like it – but I am pretty damn sure you will if you give it a run.

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumonmytattoo.com

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Dannis Playground Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Where are the monkey bars, Bitches?

The site: dannisplayground.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: Hey — we admit that we’ve covered hundreds of hotter chicks on one-gal sites. No question about it. But we have rarely seen a more real and true amateur site and network as this one and the network it belongs to. Right now, I’ll take real over real hot. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.dannisplayground.com

You want a TRUE gal-next-door? Danni is your huckleberry. Seriously…Danni lives next door to you. Look out your window – -she’s out there watering the flowers and shoving a garden weasel in her snatch right now! She’s your neighbor — if you live somewhere in New Jersey, that is. But even if not, find the nearest 24 year old living in your neighborhood, and odds are she’ll slightly resemble Danni. Danni’s not hot, but not ugly. She’s short but tall, chunky but average. Her tits are average, as is the rest of her body. She’s your next door neighbor. Except that she fucks on the internet and you can pay (a very small fee actually) and watch her. If your neighbor does that — get your ass next door and get to work!The rest of you…if you are a fan of true amateur work — and that is real chicks, real guys, and not super hotties that pretend to be amateurs — then this site, and the network that it is a part of, is going to get your nuts churning. The T & A Studios network is the one that runs this site and NUMEROUS other amateur sites, and they are good at what they do. Not because the lighting is great or the chicks are top tier — they’re not. But because I love to see real people fucking, not hot people pretending to enjoy fucking.

The other great thing about Danni is that she is bi-curious. Not bi, bi-curious. She admits that she digs girls, but has a lot to learn when it comes to pleasing them, eating pussy, etc. In my opinion, a real girl learning sexual things in front of me is fucking hot. Period. I’ll take that shit any day over some airbrushed tramp that fakes moaning so poorly it sounds like she’s giving birth instead of getting fucked.

And if you see Danni, decide she’s not hot enough, but are still curious as to what the network is all about — join anyway. WHAT?? And waste your hard earned money?!? Yeah — because it’s only 5 cluckoons ($4.95 American dollars). That’ll get you 120 solid hours to check out the entire network and decide if you’re a REAL amateur man, or a star-sniffer.

Hey — we admit that we’ve covered hundreds of hotter chicks on one-gal sites. No question about it. But we have rarely seen a more real and true amateur site and network as this one and the network it belongs to. Right now, I’ll take real over real hot.

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dannisplayground.com

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Dirty Talking Wife Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

say it!

I'd better start hearing some filth spew from those gorgeous lips!

The site: dirtytalkingwife.com

The price:$29.83 per month

The verdict: Okay, I’m getting a tingle in the pecker and Tabitha is becoming more attractive and I’m finding her performances much more convincing. As of right now, I’d spend the $29.83 to join her site for a month if I had just happened to stumble across this site. She’d be good for a couple dozen jerks. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.dirtytalkingwife.com

Today we’re taking a new approach to reviewing a porn site. Instead of gauging how hot the participants are and be somewhat biased I just masturbated and my libido is next to nil. This will be a sexless report of a sex filled site.DirtyTalkingWife.com features Tabitha, a 38-year-old hardcore milf, fucking random dicks in front of her husband. I hope she has a penis speculum, those cotton swabs on the end of a splinter infested wooden stick, and a CNA to collect samples. She’ll also munch on a potentially infected cooch if tossed up in front of her.

Tabitha looks a tad older than her published age of 38. She’s taking on that botoxed Sketletor sheen of a 55-year-old Hollywood startlet grasping the last straws of beauty. The scariest part about that is Tabitha and I would have been going to high school around the same time.

Mrs. Dirty Talking emotes a decent game but is entirely mechanical in her delivery. That’s another downside of the seasoned woman. She knows the combo to the orgasm lock and the speediest route to completion. Not a whole lot of sensuality or exploring here, just slutty fucking. Who doesn’t need a little touchy feely for round two?

If my ball bag wasn’t drained this review would be more positive. This little experiment failed. Goddamnit, we can’t hit a home run every time. Tomorrow I’ll judge the site on how saliva soaked my shirt tail is after churning the butter plunger. I hold the bottom of my shirt in my mouth when masturbating.

Okay, I’m getting a tingle in the pecker and Tabitha is becoming more attractive and I’m finding her performances much more convincing. As of right now, I’d spend the $29.83 to join her site for a month if I had just happened to stumble across this site. She’d be good for a couple dozen jerks.

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dirtytalkingwife.com

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Easy Drunk Girls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

easy peasy japanesey

easy peasy japanesey

The site: easydrunkgirls.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $34.95 month (recurring)

The verdict: A spectacular reality site. We loved it. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.easydrunkgirls.com

After watching this site, if you are a single guy and you head out to a club and you DON’T get laid, you are a TOTAL fucking loser. Sorry guys, that is just the way it is these days. This is a VERY GOOD SITE and these guys not only get themselves laid when they want, they get other guys in the clubs laid, on camera, anytime they go out! Check it out — this is a very entertaining site!

The site is sort of similar to those VIP room sites where the guys pickup a girl at the club and take her to the VIP room and fuck her right then and there, except this one has a slight twist that we really, really liked. They take the girl out to their limo or party bus, whatever they are driving that night. The other twist is that they get other guys in the club laid usually, instead of themselves. They take guys at the club and hook them up with girls from the club — easy drunk girls that is — and film them fucking. It is very, very good amateur, original shit.

The video quality is not spectacular, but it is an amateur video shot in the back of a darkened limo. It is as good as can be expected. And it is certainly good enough to capture what you need to see. That is, strangers fucking strangers. We think that many of them are not even getting a cent out of the deal. They are just hammered and horny. And if REAL is your concern, you have no worries here. There may be a couple of setups, but we believe that a lot of it is very real. And even if it is NOT, then they do one hell of a job concealing it, which is the next best thing.

One of our favorite clubbers was Jasmine, who had a bitchy boyfriend who got owned in the end. He was bitching and moaning about the camera being in his face in the club. They asked him if they could pay him $50 to talk to his girlfriend outside, and he agreed. She was a dunken slut, and they found the luckiest guy in the world who was dancing in the bar and had just gotten out of prison (we know this sounds like a script, but if you watch it you will be convinced it is real). He meets Jasmine in the limo and fucks her! All while her shitty boyfriend is inside fuming. It is VERY good shit!

The membership fee for this site is $4.95 for a trial and $34.95 to join. We think this is a hell of a deal, since we loved the site. You also get a bunch of other good sites included in you membership. so it is really, really worth it after that.

A spectacular reality site. We loved it!

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.easydrunkgirls.com

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