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Naughty TJ Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

no need for the sheepish routine

"Oh MY! I've got me a young suitor!"

The site: naughtytj.com

The price:$29.83/month

The verdict: Not much else to say. I really liked her – but you have to see her for yourself to decide. I can tell you that this isn’t just another old MILF site – TJ is really something to look at. And beat off to. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.naughtytj.com

They say that chimpanzees’ genetics are 98% identical to a humans. I believe the genitalia of a chimp falls into that 2% category. Have you ever seen a chimp’s pussy? If not, try to avoid it at all costs. It looks like someone shoved a bloody handkerchief into an empty roll of paper towels.

Fortunately, this site is chimp-free, guaranteed. Not even sure why I brought chimps up, to be honest. Forget I said that.

TJ is the star attraction here – a 42 year old BOMBSHELL MILF! 5’5″, 120 lbs with 34 C fakers. TJ has a natural beauty that I cannot describe -but suffice it to say she doesn’t have your average dolled up porn star face. She is inherently gorgeous. Very lovely looking woman.

TJ covers all of her bases. She fucks single men, couple, ladies, 2 men at a time – hell, she probably even fucks her husband now and again. She doesn’t hold back and play with herself only, like so many solo chick sites. TJ is a fucking woman, not a giggly little under-20 gal – -so she knows what we men want.

$30 will get you an entire month — $90 will get you 6 of them. She also throws in tons of extras, including a bunch of entire sites – all of them similar to what she has going on on hers. Very decent stuff on all of the sites here.

Not much else to say. I really liked her- but you have to see her for yourself to decide. I can tell you that this isn’t just another old MILF site – TJ is really something to look at. And beat off to.

Visit the site: www.naughtytj.com

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New Cummers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

New Cummers Sample Photo

New Cummers Sample Photo

The site: newcummers.com
The price:$4.95 trial

The verdict: This site is head and shoulders above the print magazine…and we LOVE the print magazine. Not a damn thing wrong here. Great site, great amateurs and a great price. Slam dunk! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.newcummers.com

We admit right up front that we were excited when this site came across our desk. We have been fans of the magazine New Cummers for quite some time now, and we did not realize that they had a website to go along with the magazine. Although the internet has taken over a lot for magazines, this magazine has still entertained us since the advent of the World Wide Web. It is always full of amateur types, a favorite of ours. So we got really jazzed for the website…

And guess what? They did NOT let us down! They put just as much effort into bringing you the best amateur-type girls (and guys) on their internet spot as they do in their print magazine. There are several spectacular sections on this site, and we want to tell you about all of them…where do we begin?

We’ll start with our favorite, the Hardcore Amateur section of videos.Yep…REAL amateurs from REAL places around the U.S. and the world, taking their act to the video camera for us to watch. This is a phenomenal display that they have collected here. We cannot get enough of this. If you are an amateur love, then you MUST see this…you will not be disappointed we promise! And just so you are clear…these are NOT the fat, old swinger type amateurs that many sites will give you with the promise of true amateur porn. These freaks are fucking hot! Some of them are only decent…but hell decent is great for us…and much better than fat and old, right?

Then there are the photos, which are always better on an amateur site than on any other site out there. Real submission from readers of NewCummers and NaughtyMag. Thousands upon thousands of them, all in one spot for you to view. All amateur. All cute. Thousands….get our drift??? The photos also tell where the girl is from, her age, and what she does for a living. If you know us, you know that we eat shit like this up! We love to “get to know” the girls on a site. It makes it all that much better when we bust a nut thinking about them!

And then there are the regular videos that they offer. These are not the true amateurs, but they are…well, new comers to the industry. There are hundreds of these as well, so many that you cannot get through them for a long, long time. And they also add 2 whole new videos PERWEEK. To get a good taste, just head to this site and look at the freebies. That will give you a sense of the videos that you get…so you know if you will like them. While you are there check out the pictures and amateur area too. We think you will be like us and join right away, but to each his own, right?

Maybe the best thing of all is the price, which is only $4.95 for a three day trial period. That not only gets you a membership to NewCummers, but also the internet version of the magazine NaughtyMag, which is also a great publication! Two for the price of one. Actually, it is much, much more than 2, since you are promised over 600,000 photos, thousands of downloadable videos…which means you get to keep them! We would be hard pressed to find a better deal…especially since we are familiar with the makers of both of these magazines and they always strive to bring the best product.

This site is head and shoulders above the print magazine…and we LOVE the print magazine. Not a damn thing wrong here. Great site, great amateurs and a great price. Slam dunk!

Visit the site: www.newcummers.com

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Oral Girlfriends Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

practice on that gloved finger

My dick is clean - you can take off the gloves.

The site: oralgirlfriends.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $39.95 month

The verdict: That’s about it, frickers. Home made videos of random boners being licked upon by random chicks. Yes, Virginia, there is a porno-claus. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.oralgirlfriends.com

I used to date this chick who insisted that I set my balls into her mouth right before I cum, then spray my seed up into the air like a giant cock-geyser. It got messy, but I was all for it. Sadly, she passed away one night when she choked on a reservoir of my nut hair that had built up in her throat.

I like my dick to be sucked. There, I said it. While I prefer to have it sucked so deep that I get a bit of a tingly burn from the stomach acid as my dong takes a dip in her tummy, I will take any sort of head that is offered. Small, circular licks. Long, shafty-licketies. Side saddle slobberings. I don’t give a FUCK -just make your mouth touch my cock and we’ll get along just fine.

These chicks love to orally please their dudes, plain and simple. And you can be sure it’s that way, because this ain’t staged, studio bullshit. This site is all user submitted, real amateur home videos. And they are picky as fuck too – no fatties, no fuglies. Grade A neighborhood sluts, right here.

And cheap. $1 gets you 48 hours of cocksuckers from around the way. Odds are, you will see someone you know. In your case, it will probably be your little sister, but hey – at least you can say, “I know that chick with the boner in her gullet and a set of danglers bouncing off her chin!” Because it’s really all about who you know, right?

That’s about it, frickers. Home made videos of random boners being licked upon by random chicks. Yes, Virginia, there is a porno-claus.

Visit the site: www.oralgirlfriends.com

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Obsessed With Myself Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Obsessed With Myself Sample Photo

Obsessed With Myself Sample Photo

The site: obsessedwithmyself.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $39.95 month

The verdict: Not the best site ever, but as far as frig sites go it’s up there. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.obsessedwithmyself.com

Have you ever beat off while looking in the mirror, pretending that the sexy motherfucker staring back at you was actually someone else beating you off? Umm…oh yeah. Me neither.

I am generally opposed to frig sites (that’s masturbation to you), but if they are home made and contain TRUE orgasms then I can dig ‘em. The very best are ones where the bitch has no idea she’s being filmed. Like, if I KNEW I was being filmed about 5 minutes ago when I was hammer-fucking my palm, I would have been conscious of ti and tried to put on a show. Instead, I just did what came natural (read: as fast as possible with the right hand, 3 fingers of the left up my ass) and had a good, hard cum.

These are home videos, for the most part, of chicks sticking shit from fingers to dildos to fruit – and everything on the side and in between – into their cunnies. Some are very, very good, others just okay. Like I said, you have to take the good with the bad when you are talking solo flights.

Undecided? No shit you are – who fucking knows, right? Take $1 and get you a 2 day trial. One dollar, even in a shitbag economy, is next to nothing, so if you try it and hate it, pretend that you lost 4 quarters in a vending machine. And I bet you get at least one good cranking out of it – something you can’t say for that vending machine – unless you are into some really weird shit.

Not the best site ever, but as far as frig sites go it’s up there.

Visit the site: www.obsessedwithmyself.com

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Heavy Metal Pussy Party Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

heavy-metal-pussy-partyThe site: heavymetalpussyparty.com
The price:$19.99/month

The verdict: What can I say? Another fucking home run by the Burning Angel crew. I know, I know – I am definitely biased toward the tattooed chicks. So what? You make your own porn site and you can like the good chicks – I’ll take the bad chicks any day of the week. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.heavymetalpussyparty.com

I butt fucked a chick at an Anthrax concert once.
Fuck. Yes. Now we’re talking, motherfuckers! Nothing goes better with pussy than some fucking hardcore, heavy metal at top volume. And nothing goes better with heavy metal than some hardcore fucking. And nothing goes better with all of that shit than my hard dick in my greasy hand!

This ain’t no bunch of groupies riding band-boner. In fact – there’s not a cock in sight. This is a bunch of hot, tattooed, heavy metal chicks who dine on pussy only. Well, at least in these videos. Surely they snag a burger every now & then.

I am a huge fan of heavy metal music. I am also a huge fan of ladies eating other ladies’ vaginas. This site, therefore, is a fantastic conglomeration of some of my favorite things. Now, if they had some way to feed me fudge and rub my feet while I beat off to chicks eating pussy to heavy metal music – I could die completely fulfilled.

This is part of the Burning Angel network. I have reviewed only 2 BA sites besides this one so far-and they were both perfect 10s. When you join Heavy Metal Pussy Party ($20 per month, $50 for 90 days – a ridiculously great deal), you get those 2 sites, this one, and 5 more. All in the punk/alt genre – and all filled with hardcore videos of tattooed chicks cumming.

There’s a really fucking hot scene on here that I can’t stop watching, featuring Draven Star (black hair, small boobs and pierced tongue) and Regan Reese (huge, busty tits, lots of tats, dirty blonde hair – one of my favorite alt chicks). The script is silly, but the pussy eating gets my dick on hard instantly. Great stuff.

What can I say? Another fucking home run by the Burning Angel crew. I know, I know – I am definitely biased toward the tattooed chicks. So what? You make your own porn site and you can like the good chicks – I’ll take the bad chicks any day of the week.

… 9.5 out of 10

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Ordinary Sluts Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

ordinary enough

She's too ordinary -- give me someone hotter!

The site: ordinarysluts.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: We liked the site overall. We think they should clean it up a bit, and as with all super sites it is rather impersonal, but it gets the job done. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.ordinarysluts.com

Ok…in all honesty this site should be called “Very Hot Sluts, But You Probably Have Never Seen Them Before” These girls are not what we would call ordinary, although we guess it depend on where you live. We certainly do not see sexy-ass lesbians and sluts “ordinarily” where we are from, but then again maybe there is such a place. If you live in a place like this…please, for the love for all things Holy, email us and let us know where that is. Wouldn’t you like to have us ass your neighbor? Fuckin’ A right you would! Don’t forget, we subscribe to hundreds of porn sites!!!

This is a place that is not for superstar or amateurs, just those girls in porn limbo, probably our favorite type of adult material girls. They are not too big (name-wise) to where they have lost their touch with the commoners, but they are also far from amateurs in that they know exactly what they are doing, and they can do it very well. Sometimes the only difference between a super star and a girl like this is that the superstar was in the right place at the right time, which could mean the bedroom of a producer! So we have a lot of respect for these girls, they keep churning out the entertainment for us while still flying under the radar! Here’s to you, oh faceless porn girl!

Ordinary Sluts is a super site with over 100,000 pictures (but who can keep count since they add more daily) and thousands of hardcore videos. They also allow you access to a LOT of live sex shows and live audio chat rooms — all of this for $38.76 per month by credit card and a little less by check ($34.95). We also liked their addition of hidden cams and toilet cams, for those voyeurs of us in the bunch! You know who you are…

Despite what we said before, some of these videos do seem to portray real amateurs, or at least first timers. That is obviously a spectacular portion of the site, if you are amateur lover like we are. But again, as much as we love them, they can sometimes put forth low quality videos and/or low quality action in the sack. We love them, but not quite as much as these other “ordinary” girls that get a lot of face time of this site.

The site setup is a little jumbled, but it is serviceable. In our opinion the first page inside the member’s section is a little too jumbled and confusing. It is easy to look at the featured movies and pictures, but a little more difficult to find those that are not featured. But we managed, and we found “Ava” (which is her name in this particular movie, we are not sure of the name she really goes by). She was lurking in the Teen DVD section. She was a cute, dirty blonde with handful sized tits and a sweet smile. She gets fucked in numerous positions by a supposed virgin (oh, by the way, the story line is that she is a virgin as well…no shit). It is a great scene with positions galore! Look for it!

We liked the site overall. We think they should clean it up a bit, and as with all super sites it is rather impersonal, but it gets the job done.

Visit the site: www.ordinarysluts.com

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Michelles Bedroom Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Michelle's Bedroom Sample Photo

She has a couch in her bedroom? FAN-CY!

The site: michellesbedroom.com

The price:$29.98 per month

The verdict: Excellent talent level. Michelle is very fucking hot. And the site has that amateur feel (although I suspect some staging going on). All in all pretty decent, though. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.michellesbedroom.com

What if you were allergic to latex and vagina skin? That would suck. I guess you’d have to beat off a lot- possibly think about going queer. I guess queer wouldn’t be so bad, if it weren’t for the gay bashers and the lack of pussy that gay guys get.

If you saw Michelle here, you would never even consider going gay. In fact -I am willing to bet that Elton John would jump at the chance to give her a good rogering. She’s fucking nails. She’s a pro pretending to be a hubby/wife site- but in some cases that is passable -especially when the talent is this hot.

Seriously – I can’t do her justice trying to describe her, but I’ll do my best – and you MUST at least go look at her. That is, if you like chicks that are gorgeous and blonde, 5’5” tall with 32D-24-34 measurements and love to fuck other men besides their husband. But who digs that, right?

Oh yeah – and she’s from England so she has that hot British accent. Fuck yes.

$30 per month or $50 for 3 months. I went with the 3 months because a) she’s too hot to fit all of her in one month and b) there’s plenty of material for more than 30 days. There are also plenty of extras, like cam shows and live sex chat – the usual.

Some of the highlights are Michelle fucking two guys at once, Michelle masturbating and Michelle eating some snatch. I’d give you more details – but I’m too busy twisting my junk looking at this former model take a dong between her giant tits.

Excellent talent level. Michelle is very fucking hot. And the site has that amateur feel (although I suspect some staging going on). All in all pretty decent, though.

Visit the site: www.michellesbedroom.com

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Mollys Life Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Molly loves the attention

Molly's life resembles mine - except for those 2 hot chicks there. And that nice furniture. And the fact the she has a house.

The site: mollyslife.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Decent site, although it’s really a multi-girl site in solo girl site clothing. The network is outstanding. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here: www.mollyslife.com

I think it’s bullshit when they say that a chick eats better pussy because she knows what feels good to a pussy. By that logic, I would supposedly be able to suck a mean dick…but I can’t. I have a quirky gag reflex and I can’t stand the taste of boner. Plus, I think a primo blow job would be finished off by an overzealous gulping of my sperm – -and there’s no way I’d ever go there.

I spent a long time on this site, watching the clips, looking at the pictures and reading all of the, umm…what do you call them? Ummmmm — oh yeah…words. After spending all of that time, I still can’t, for the life of me, figure out what Molly’s Life is about. I mean – it’s about a chick who fucks a lot of other chicks. But there’s not a whole lot of premise behind it besides that. Molly’s life is one big ditch lick.

Not a bad life, that’s for sure. Molly has rather large gams (fake) and a really, really stacked body. She’s a blond, of course, since they seem to have more fun – and fun is what her entire life seems to be about. No dick -at least not on her site (she claims to be bi-sexual, but if her site is any indication her dick sucking is saved for private occasions). Basically once a week she gets together with one or more friends, usually at a new and exciting location, and the take turns giving each other cervix cleanings with their tongues.

If you anything about internet porn and it’s networks, the only description I really should have to give you is that her site is presented by the Reality Kings fellers. They are, in my opinion, the aptly named king of porn networkers. This site is not in their main collection of sites. Instead it’s in a new network of nine sites (currently) that are all included when you join one of them ($24.95 per month). I have never been wholly disappointed with a RK site. Some are better than others, of course, but all of them have the very highest standards in mind when made. Molly’s little site is no different.

Although it is not all the original itself, the sites in the network certainly are. And in terms of whether one should join or not, I tend to look at them all as one big site, since they are all included for free. Despite it’s lack of something completely original – a hook if you will – the vids are extremely well done and the chicks in them are second to none.

Decent site, although it’s really a multi-girl site in solo girl site clothing. The network is outstanding.

Visit the site: www.mollyslife.com

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Movie Access Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

do you smell fish?

Do you smell fish?

The site: movieaccess.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.movieaccess.com

This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.

Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.

How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat

They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!

Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.

Visit the site: www.movieaccess.com

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My Busty Girlfriend Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

cant tell from here

Can't tell for sure from that angle.

The site: mybustygirlfriend.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot to say, since you don’t care anyway. You saw “busty” and clicked — so why am I even still writing? 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.mybustygirlfriend.com

Well, I certainly like tits. Big ones make me happy. And I am a huge fan of amateurs — even pro-ams are better than super stars in my opinion. And girlfriends — wooo…don’t even get me started. I fucked yours last night — and even went down on my own the night before (don’t tell my wife, though). So My Busty Girlfriend is a sore dick just waiting to fucking happen.

As I mentioned, this one is all about big tits and pro-ams. Actually, these sluts aren’t really any one’s girlfriend — in the sense that a girlfriend is someone who is exclusive with one person. In fact — these snipes are just the opposite, which is why we love them and why they are rolling in the cash. Who needs to be someones girlfriend when you can make your own money, right? And everyone knows that sluts are what makes the world go ’round. If it weren’t for sluts 94% of you would still be virgins. So embrace them, love them…watch them fuck on this site.

A very well done site, this one. Very high quality video, super high quality “regular” chicks and good, good, super good fucking. You know — it really doesn’t matter what I say, does it? You’re going to go to this site, take a quick “once over” of the front page, check out the price and decide from there, right? You don;t give a shit what I have to say about who’s hot and how big her tits are, do you? Or how good the video is or how many videos they have? If you see a bitch on the front page that makes you tingle, you’ll join if the price is right.

I get that — so what I’ll do is solve the price dilemma for you BEFORE you even get tot he site. How, you ask? How in the world can I possibly tell you the price will be worth it before you even see ANY of the chicks? Well, because I can tell you that it is ONE DOLLAR when you join through the links on this site. Click one of the links on this page, pay only $1.00 to join. Shit, man — you’d watch a bearded Filipino broad fuck a puddle of vomit for a dollar — so click the fucking link! (I promise it won’t be nearly as bad as that visual that I just gave you).

Not a whole lot to say, since you don’t care anyway. You saw “busty” and clicked — so why am I even still writing?

Visit the site: www.mybustygirlfriend.com

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