Now throw yo' hands in tha muthafukkin' air...wave 'em all around if ya gots pubic hair!
The site: abbywinters.com
The price:$25/mo
The verdict: to be able to get this shit for $25 per month is incredible 10 out of 10.
“It is, by far and away, the most authentic amateur lesbian site ever made.”
– Joe Saitch
World’s Leading Internet Pornography Consultant
Well — can a site get a better endorsement than that? That’s like Bill Clinton endorsing your cigar brand, or Pope Benedict endorsing your line of little-boy-butthole-sized dildos. The man who rules the school of internet porn loves this site. And you know what makes me the most excited about his endorsement? The word “authentic.” Oh — and the word “lesbian” made me pretty happy too. Let’s just see if this motherfucker REALLY knows his amateur shit…
abbywinters.com is from the land down under — and she also likes to spend most of her time “down under” the waistline of one of many females (rim shot). They are not all porn-star hot, but all are at least cute — and all are 100% guaranteed to be sexy. As a bonus, if you’re like me the Australian accent makes them even sexier — although sometimes it’s hard to tell they have an accent when they have a mouthful of beaver hair (note: you hirsute freaks will love this site too — apparently razors are scarce in the land of Oz).
One quote from the site really sums it up — it makes me know that Abby and the makers of her site really *get* it. I quote, “Most porn sites dressed up their ‘amateurs’ to look like ‘professionals,’ totally missing – and spoiling – the model’s natural appeal. Abbywinters.com is dedicated to showing that natural appeal in all its splendor.” Finally — someone who understands that *amateurs* should be *amateurs* – -that’s the fucking appeal. When you fancy them up too much, they become just another single mom trying to run through the motions to buy a bump of ‘caine and some frozen tater tots for her kids. We’re with you abbywinters.com…we’re with you…
The site has been around for over 7 years, so it has had time to amass quite a cache of material. And when you consider that they add 1 or 2 videos EVERY DAY and a guaranteed 4 new chicks per week — the numbers are overwhelming. Australia must be crawling with cute dykes. Kangaroos and sexy lesbians. What a country! And some of these chicks are actually *into* each other – -and not just for the camera. I know — sounds crazy that two hotties eating each other’s pussies would actually dig each other — but they do! Go figure. Finally, each “model” has her own page and they update it very frequently, telling us how they feel, what they like, etc. The site is very personable and friendly.
This site is very specific and very sophisticated when it comes to their videos. It’s hard to explain, but easy to use. Therefore I’ll spare you the boring explanations and let you check out the free tour yourself. That way you can learn about the amazing amount of shit they have going on, as well as see naked, hot sluts while you read. You’ll soon understand why I couldn’t explain it to you — it’s too fucking distracting. I read the same sentence 14 times before writing this paragraph!
One important note — I used to think that Cali and Florida were the undisputed kings of internet porn. They have all of the studios, all of the hot chicks and all of the great ideas. Not so fast, my friend. We may have a new sheriff in town, and this one talks with a funny accent. With this abbywinters.com creation, Australia has officially, and forcefully, thrown its hat into the ring as a serious contender.
As you know by now (and if you don’t, you betta axe somebody) — I’ve watched, studied, reviewed and jerked off to thousands of websites. At the end of a regular week (I take Sundays off for worship and IV cock-feedings), my Johnson looks like a wilted umbilical cord that has been dipped in blood and cum, and run through the garbage disposal for an hour. In other words — I know some shit about internet porn. I say this with 100% truth — I agree with Joe Saitch…this is the single best amateur lesbian porn site ever created. Now go, little grasshopper…go milk yourself to abbywinters.com.
to be able to get this shit for $25 per month is incredible …
10 out of 10
Visit the site: www.abbywinters.com
