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WifeysWorld Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Turn your pictures on fool! Wifey's World is the hottest thing since lava!

"Do I have something on my face?"

The site: wifeysworld.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after many years, and worth every penny. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.wifeysworld.com

It’s uniqueness that makes or breaks a porn site, and unfortunately, the cookie-cutter nature of most sites eventually breaks them. If your group of bleary-eyed, crank-addicted 19-year-olds just like another site’s 19-year-old coke-head strippers shooting fuck flicks after work, then your site probably isn’t going to last too long.

On the other hand, there’s Wifey’s World. Wifey breaks all the rules; she’s married, she’s in her mid-30s at least, she’s not Barbie-doll thin and she doesn’t have fake boobs. On that last one, though, she’s pretty well set, with a natural rack so huge she’ll have back problems in under 10 years, we guarantee it. But until then, let’s enjoy her site. Because it’s hot.

Wifey clearly gets off on fucking her husband (code name, “Hubby” — creative, eh?) on camera. It’s actually hard to tell what gets her hotter — her own orgasms, or her husband’s. She’s got a fetish for taking cumshots to the grill (which, along with her massive tits, make up her two “niche” audiences to whom she appeals), and likes to play dress-up and fulfill fantasies for her members.

Wifey is always cumming, and it’s hot. It’s not squealy, squirmy little airhead orgasms, either; we’re talking about deep, throaty growling orgasms…the kind where every moan leading up to the big O sounds like the guttural noise you make on the toilet when you’re shitting out a turd the size of a Mag-Lite. After all these years, Wifey’s World is still the most popular amateur wife site on the Web (Heather at I Deep Throat is a close second). Small wonder. Still one of the best amateur sex sites on the Web after many years, and worth every penny. We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WIFEYSWORLD.COM

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Back Room Casting Couch Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

You're missing out on a nice piece of cunt, not being able to see this picture. You have to see what you're missing, and Back Room Casting Couch is where it's at, motherfucker!

Just toss it in the corner, Honey - you won't be needing it anymore.

The site: backroomcastingcouch.com

The price:$24.95/mo

The verdict: One of the truly great sites to slick your googler to. My only regret is that I have but one cock to sacrifice to it.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

I am compiling a list of sexual things that I want to accomplish before I die.

I am calling it my Fucket List.

I’m not going to get into any specifics with you, but I can tell you that the following words do appear on the list:

Spam, through, eviscerate, Mao Tse Tung, Barcelona, completely yellow, Kansas City and tri corner hat.

Okay – either I am just getting really lucky lately, or the world on internet porn is stepping up its act.  Back Room Casting Couch is the second site in a row that made me want to buy an expensive pair of silk, elbow length gloves to beat off with, so I wouldn’t damage my cock in any way while I completely lose control jerking it.

This motherfucker is outstanding.

But I want to warn the makers of Back Room Casting Couch that I will hold them 100% responsible for any permanent boner damage that takes place over the next 72 hours that I spend feverishly fucking my fist to their videos.

Back Room Casting Couch not only features hot amateurs, it also highlights the stupidity of a chick in need of cash. This guy puts out an ad, gets them in the door and tells them they need to try out – withOUT pay – to see if they get the porn gig. He films it all and then, after delivering the sperm, lets them in on a little secret…he’s no talent scout and there is no job. Hilarity ensues! It’s great because I never know how to react while I am cleaning the jizz off of my computer, and now I can spend that moment laughing at these dumb bitches!

The price of admission is just under $30. Is that a good deal? Did fucking Rose Kennedy have a black dress? Of course it’s a good deal – it’s fucking amateur bitches getting tricked AND fucked! And apparently you get a ton of additional vagina busting sites as well, but I doubt you’ll ever need them.

As you know, I have looked at over 1,000 porno sites, many of them being of the “reality” type.  Most of those aren’t even “real”, and of the ones that are, only a handful are worth wasting your Astroglide for.  Back Room Casting Couch is a fucking winner through and through.  If you like the real shit, there is no way you can be disappointed in this site.

One of the truly great sites to slick your googler to. My only regret is that I have but one cock to sacrifice to it.

10 out of 10

To join:www.backroomcastingcouch.com

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Exploited College Girls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

exploitedcollegegirls

The face of exploitation.

The site: exploitedcollegegirls.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: This dandy is a standard $30 to join monthly, and apparently you get access to an additional 23 porn sites. Are those other sites good? I have no fucking idea. Nor do I care. I will spend all of my time watching the gutter sluts of the halls of academia take loads of nut mud to the face, thank you very much. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.exploitedcollegegirls.com

I exploited many, many chicks in college. One time in particular, I convinced a chick that I was the sole heir to a shipping magnate’s fortune. Then I convinced her that she needed to let me fuck or or she would be murdered. I followed that up with tricking her into letting me stick my three longest toes into her asshole. Finally, I talked her into letting me simultaneously cum in her nostril and hit her as hard as I could with a ball peen hammer. College chicks RULE!

That’s why all of the bullshit about tough times and recession and shit like that never fazed me. These are the fucking golden years, peeps. And sites like this one are the reason why. These chicks are as real as your foreclosed home, fucker.

Here’s the boil down – hot college chicks getting fucked. Seen that line before? Maybe, but this time it’s not bullshit. These are not the supposed college chicks you see on many sites, taking bones in a studio in Van Nuys. These are actual students – with the schools they go to listed for your Googling pleasure.

The great thing, to me, about this site is the fact that most of these chicks have no desire to be in the porn business. Lots of sites features chicks that are trying WAY too hard to be sexy. These chicks here are trying to make money. Period. So when this dude crams his ham into their ass, they usually don’t go, “ohhhh yesss.” Instead they scream “OWWW!” and asked that it promptly be removed.

This lucky feller figured out something that we all knew – college chicks are sluts. Broke sluts. Broke sluts willing to experiment in this exploratory phase of their life. So, he got a camera and put out an and voila! How college sluts -tons of them – sucking on his hanger on film. Fuck Einstein – this dude should be branded a genius.

Favorite? That’s like asking me which of my testicles I like more. I love them both equally, as I love each and every naive little cunt on this site. But if I HAVE to pick one to feature, and apparently I do, I will go with Remi. Why? I don’t know – because you made me pick on, dick! Plus, I like the look on her face when the cock hits her colon.This dandy is a standard $30 to join monthly, and apparently you get access to an additional 23 porn sites. Are those other sites good? I have no fucking idea. Nor do I care. I will spend all of my time watching the gutter sluts of the halls of academia take loads of nut mud to the face, thank you very much.

Visit the site: WWW.EXPLOITEDCOLLEGEGIRLS.COM

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Wife Craves Black Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

WifeCravesBlackCock.com, wife craves black cock

Her tits crave black cock too.

The site:Wife Craves Black
The price:$29.98 per month
The verdict: The content is original with some lesser known starlets, the fucking is adequate and at the price is a reasonable $29.98 per month. Great interracial site but if you’re expecting a true interracial cuckolding site, look elsewhere.
[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

Ambiguous site names turn me the fuck off. Whose wife craves what kind of black?My buddy’s wife fucking loves Vegimite. She’s woken up in the middle of the night to satiate her longing for that Australian shit paste. She craves black. Conversely, she’s also a terrible racist. There is a rebel flag tacked into the fake wood paneling above her bed and a framed picture of David Duke on her nightstand.

It’s unlikely she’ll be craving this kind of black.

WifeCravesBlack.com is a straight up cuckolding site done marginally well. Some dude’s wife wants to bang a black dude. That henpecked douche tube begrudgingly agrees. That’s it. The majority of the story lines here state the husband is the one that wants to see the interracial railing. If that was the case there would be a lot more bull prepping and gay cock worship going on. P-shaw.

I say marginally well because, aside from the plot flaws, the fuck action is pretty damn good. Huge scholnged black beasts ravage willing white holes. There’s not a whole lot wrong with that. Two do-not-miss videos are India being tagged teamed. India is a pleased pro juggling two dark dongers. Also check out Carly’s white trash mug gobbling 12 inches of mocha delight.

The content is original with some lesser known starlets, the fucking is adequate and at the price is a reasonable $29.98 per month. Great interracial site but if you’re expecting a true interracial cuckolding site, look elsewhere.

Visit the site: www.wifecravesblack.com

… 8.5 out of 10

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All Star Nikki Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Baby you're a star

Cup fart!

The site: allstarnikki.com
The price: $29.99 month
The verdict: A nice discovery for us. Keep up the good work Nikki!
[rating:9/10] (9/10)

Nikki Star is a star amateur MILF in the United Kingdom. We know –what the fuck is a “star amateur?” That is our term for a girl who began doing her own amateur thing, but has now become so popular that she is a star. There are lots of them out there (see Wifey’s World for example) and Nikki is as good or better than most of the rest. Why? We’ll let Nikki tell you herself:

My website is unlike any other girl’s site. I don’t make any empty promises. This is my own site and I take pride in myself, my pics and video. If you want the ultimate amateur MILF site then I am your girl. If you want easy navigation, 2 updates a week and live chat, plus me and my friends on cam, then I am definitely your girl!”

Sound like someone who cares, which is exactly what we think it takes to be really, really good in this business. Physically, Nikki is also not too shabby. She is a brunette with very nice tits, a nice ass, big flappy pussy (clean shaven) and a girl-next-door look (she has a pretty face too…just not a super knockout). She also has pencil eraser nipples. More importantly, she is a self-described “slut before model,” so she knows where the money comes from, which means she will work extra hard to impress you!

As we said before, she started as an amateur and became very popular, which now makes her a star. She must be doing something right, huh? One thing she is definitely doing right is offering both her amateur home videos (unedited and uncut) and her “pro” videos on her site. She also has thousands of pictures for viewing too. The best part of the pro videos — HIGH DEFINITION!! That’s right, she is on the cutting edge of internet adult sites with that! Soon they will all be shot in HD, but not yet…so we enjoy them when we can!

She is also very vocal and a GREAT source of ball tingling sound effects. We have said it before, but a good vocal output is damn near as sexy as anything else we can think of. A great vocal performance that we found here was a little video where she got ass-fucked by along, black dick. She is a great lay, there is not doubt about it. She takes this guy’s load on her face and then some. Her sound effects are almost as good in her video where she stuffs THREE dildos in her snapper at the same time. That is one hungry pussy!

Her membership fee will cost you $29.99 per month, which gets you access to all of the things that we spoke of above. Would we join? Absolutely. Why? Because of the second paragraph in this review. When we find a lady that really cares about her site and what goes on with her site, we find that it is TEN TIMES more enjoyable and entertaining than one who does not, or a site that is run by a large company instead. That is just our opinion…but dammit you asked for it by reading a review.

A nice discovery for us. Keep up the good work Nikki! www.allstarnikki.com

… 9 out of 10

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Wet Teen Panty Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Wait a minute!! Those panties are bone dry!


The site: wetteenpanty.com

The price: $1.95 trial/ $39.95 month

The verdict: Not bad, not great. It got the job done!

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.wetteenpanty.com

Panties are one of the fastest growing fetish markets on the internet today. Trust us on this one. We happen to be somewhat of an expert on internet porn. With that known, it is hard to really standout with a panty site. You have to bring something original to the table if you want to be noticed. This site — well, let’s just say that it is not original.

Wet Teen Panty is a nice site, do not get us wrong. The girls are second to none and the videos are all seemingly well done and of high quality. The problem is that they just grabbed a bunch of movies from somewhere else and put them on here. That is good in the sense that you can get a shitload of content in one place, but bad in the sense that it makes this site just exactly like so many others. Good? Sure, but not better, and that is what they need in our mind to get a spectacular rating.

If you DO want a site with no personality to just get in there and yank away at hundreds of thousands of videos and pictures totaling hours and hours and hours of wank time, then you may have found your heaven. They definitely have enough pairs of panties to keep you coming and Cumming. We LOVE panties too, so that was good for us. You may have read it from us before, but our favorite thing of all is to slide a nice pair of white, cotton panties to the side and slide our cock right up in the snapper. Nothing, and we mean NOTHING, is sexier to us!

If you do dig on undies, then $1.95 will get you three days of them(which coincidentally is how long we generally wear a pair of underwear before throwing them in the wash) and $39.95 will get you 30 days for them. But that $39.95 will also get you a whole lot more, as you will also gain access to SIXTY other porn sites with that fee. Each of those is a mega-site as well, so that is hundreds and hundreds of hours of straight, all-American porn! Not too bad when you look at it that way!

And we also need to stress the teen part as well. They give you what they promise — many sites do not. They have many of the youngest and hottest chicks in the business strutting their stuff in their skivvies! We are not sure which is more important, the teen part or the panties part, but no matter — they fulfill both requirements.

Not bad, not great. It got the job done!  … 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.wetteenpanty.com

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Watch My GF Review

by The Caveman (admin)

That's right. Watch her. Watch that bitch.

The site: watchmygf.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $39.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Watch My GF is an outstanding site. These are the sites that make the shitty sites worth reviewing – because I know that as long as I keep looking, there will always be rewards like this one out there. Try the $1 trial – see what you’re missing. .

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.watchmygf.com

I had a dream last night that I was allergic to vagina skin. It was awful. I had to wear one of those E.T. quarantine suits just to get my nuts emptied. The good news was that I didn’t have to worry about V.D.’s anymore, so I was fucking some pretty trashy chicks. I even fucked Britney Spears bareback!

I’m not even sure why studios waste their time with professional porn anymore. Sites like this one, Watch My GF, are so much better that it’s like comparing apples to piles of bloody shit. Although I can still manage to jerk off to the pro stuff in a pinch, this is definitely my type of go-to site.

We’ve seen sites Watch My GF before, and we’re damn glad we’re seeing them again. Amateur GF’s taking boners in the most glorious of places. It’s like Chicks Gone Wild – but wilder. Most of the content at Watch My GF is user generated, making it all the hotter.

They have a rule at Watch My GF that the user submitted videos must feature hot chicks, so you aren’t going to see that sweat hog that works at the dry cleaner’s bouncing up and down on a chubster. Only fresh, hot, sexy bitches. I spent hours on Watch My GF and never found a chick that was remotely homely.

The best way to go about joining Watch My GF is to get a 2 day trial for ONE fucking dollar. Totally worth it. If you stay on, it’s $39.95 per month, which gives you full bore access with unlimited downloads, plus lots of extra sites and shit like that. And, if you happen to have a hot lady friend – I know, it’s insane, but stick with me here – you can submit a video of her chewing on your hog and win some prizes and shit.

Watch My GF is an outstanding site. These are the sites that make the shitty sites worth reviewing – because I know that as long as I keep looking, there will always be rewards like this one out there. Try the $1 trial – see what you’re missing.

Visit the site: www.watchmygf.com

… 10 out of 10

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Warm Kiss Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Cuteness

Cuteness

The site: warmkiss.com

The price:$14.95 per month

The verdict: One of my new faves. Great amateur stuff here, fuckers – and different from anything we’ve seen. .

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.warmkiss.com

I have often pondered plastic surgery, and what it would be like to have a set of vagina lips replace my real lips. I can think of several advantages (I’d get to wear underwear on my face all the time, I could eat and fuck simultaneously with the same hole and every time I shaved I could make money filming it and putting it online), but also some major hurdles (spending a good portion of my income on breath mints, having a horror movie face for one week a month and the nickname “cunt face”).Yipes! I have stumbled on a dandy here. I really want to start by telling you all about the REAL amateur guys and gals and how they get all fucky and shit, right there in real life for you – but I will wait just a minute on that, since the real draw here is the fact that it only costs $15 per month. That would not be surprising for a satellite radio service or a jelly of the month club – but this is really good amateur (real amateur, not bullshit) porn that, at least in my opinion, is the best kind of porn that money, drugs and/or sex slavery can buy.

Here – read this shit…this is the description of what is going on, taken right from the site itself. And if you actually go to the site and read this and watch some of the samples – you can tell they are a no bullshit organization: “Every girl has an orgasm (sometimes several) and the sex is all natural. The camera stays still so you can relax and fantasize. The cum is real and internal, the kisses are affectionate and of course the girls are beautiful.” Sounds pretty fucking good, huh?

This site is definitely different – trust me. And in a damn good way. Sure, we all have our favorite gagging and degradation sites – but it is VERY RARE to find a site that actually embraces couples that like each other and truly make love, rather than just violently fuck. Laugh all you want – but the only way you are going to see real, strong female orgasms is like this.

And if you like real amateurs but hate the grainy, shitty video that is almost always associated with them – fucking forget the past, this is the brave new world, motherfuckers! Obama promised change, and he has delivered with amateur porn in HD (I figured he would have focused on the shitty economy first, but I’m glad he went with HD amateur porn instead). Almost all of their vids are in HD a few of the first ones are not).

The only thing you have to worry about on a site like this is a lack of updates — but we don’t see that being a problem here. They have lots of videos currently, and do regular updates. They even accept suggestions for upcoming videos. And hell – as cheap as it is, if they stopped updating (which we don’t anticipate), it would be cheap and easy to cancel and not lost a dime.

One of my new faves. Great amateur stuff here, fuckers – and different from anything we’ve seen.

Visit the site: www.warmkiss.com

… 9 out of 10

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

… 10 out of 10

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Amanda Amore Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

She needs to be choked out with those socks.

The site: amandaamore.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: Decent site if you like college type chicks rolling around on the bed, jamming silvery things into their snatches. I prefer something filthier.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.amandaamore.com

When I was in college, I caught my girlfriend masturbating. It was pretty hot at first, but then I realized that she was using a Subway sandwich as a dildo – tuna salad at that. I am not a food fucker, myself – never have been fond of it. And I fucking hate tuna. I kicked that bitch out of my house so fast she had to ride the bus home with a foot long hoagie hanging out of her poon.

This little piece of ass is a godsend for anyone that digs chicks that look like they are sorority sluts. She is a young’un, with smaller-sized tits, a tight, tight ass and a gorgeous, fresh face. Cover up her hanging pussy lips, throw a backpack on her and this chick would blend in on any college campus in the nation.

This is the classic example of a one-girl site with a teenie-bopper type chick that likes to diddle her gash and pinch her own nipples. If you like to watch a lonely co-ed get her fingers all slippery – you will love this site. If you want to see Mandingo knock the guts out of some down-on-her-luck MILF – steer clear.

Me – I am not that big into sites like this. They are not bad – -I mean, if I was stranded in Provo, Utah and really, really concentrated, I think I could evacuate my balls to this. Not that she’s not hot – -she’s smoking hot. But I have to see some actual fucking to get things going for me (then I usually have to see some pretty fucked-up shit follow that fucking to even consider spraying nuts).

But I know for sure that a lot of you like sites like this – and I bet enough of you like them that Amanda, here, is not hurting for money (unless, of course, she has a nasty drug habit). And for those of you that DO dig it, you can get it fairly cheap at $24.95 per month. And even though I am not big on it – -I would join in a second. Not because I am a rich idiot, but because you get access to about 25-30 sites with that fee – -many of which have plenty of fucking and sucking – enough in fact to give me a boner and even get me halfway to a nut-busting.

Decent site if you like college type chicks rolling around on the bed, jamming silvery things into their snatches. I prefer something filthier.

… 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.amandaamore.com

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