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Amateur Hot Movies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Nice turd cutter.

The site: amateurhotmovies.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: All-original videos of real amateur girls that are poor and looking for cash. Does this stand out amongst the HUGE amount of amateur type sites out there? Not necessarily, but it is a very good place to go for what you need!

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.amateurhotmovies.com

Just think — we always stress that there are millions of girls out there and thousands of them trying to break into the porn business –make a name for themselves and get rich and famous like Jenna Jameson…but what about the other thousands that are just trying to earn some side cash and do not care if they are ever seen (and would probably prefer not to be)? Those are the girls that star in these amateur type movies. They are not the most basic amateur movies– those are home videos. But these are the next step up.

We think of this site as a “real” amateur site. These girls are not gussied up, they are not particularly stunning (although they are very attractive, they just don’t have that porn star look to them). They are also not playing it up for the camera. They are real girls getting fucked for real money. And that, in our opinion, usually makes for the best type of porn!

The videos are, of course, all-original on this site. They are all well done and there are plenty of them to keep you company on those cold winter nights (or those hot summer nights — any night, really since computers are generally indoors and all…). We liked the way that they each had different themes. Some would be glasses, others dildos. They also have shaving movies and cheerleader movies. Many different interests featured here. That shows that the makers of the site are really trying to please their members, which is always a good thing now AND in the future!

The membership fee to gallivant around with these girls that possibly live right next door is only $29.92 per month, or if you simply want a quick taste first you can pay $1.00 and get three days. In addition to your membership and access to all of these amateur videos, you also get full access to all of the content of EIGHT different sites. All of the sites feature amateur-type girls in different themes (gagging, ATM, creampies, etc.). We like this package — a very good deal!

All-original videos of real amateur girls that are poor and looking for cash. Does this stand out amongst the HUGE amount of amateur type sites out there? Not necessarily, but it is a very good place to go for what you need! …7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.amateurhotmovies.com

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Amateur Idols Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Beige

"You have acute angina? I sure hope so, 'cause your tits are ugly!"

The site: amateuridols.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Decent amateur (mostly) site with lots of content and access to lots of other sites.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)
 To join, click here:www.amateuridols.com

In the world of internet porn, we would bet that the most commonly used (and misused) word is “amateur.” You never know what you are going to get when you join an amateur site. Some people consider amateurs to be only couples making home videos. Others consider them to be any girl who is “new” to porn. This being the case, it is hard to tell before sinking in your hard earned money whether you will be satisfied or not.

Amateuridols is the kind of amateur site that features mainly young, hot chicks who are looking to make a few bucks or to break into the porn industry. Most are very sexy and attractive. They do not cater to the hidden amateur video lovers, nor the home movie amateurs. But if your thing is young girl-next-door types getting laid on camera for what may be the first time, then there are plenty of videos to keep you bust at Amateur Idols.Decent amateur (mostly) site with lots of content and access to lots of other sites.

The membership fee is $24.95 per month, which not only includes full access to Amateur Idols, but over 50 other sites as well (they are a member of the Pimproll family). Not all of those additional sites are amateur sites, although several of them are. Many different interests are featured throughout all of their sites. You can get off to anything from black, gay men to old, white women. There is also everything in between. If you get tired of videos (there are over 600 available), then you can sift through the thousands of still photos that they have available.

As some fo you know, many sites will have certain “original” girls that they feature. This is not one of those sites. They simply post DVDs that were already made by others. You can easily download each video that you want to keep for later use. What they do for you, however, is break them down into scenes. We love the pimproll guys for this feature. It makes watching porn so much easier.

A couple of scenes that made us shoot our loads: The video Real Sex 2 is truly a great amateur film. There are so many great parts it would take all day to list them all. We were very fond of Hunter, a knockout for small tit lovers. She and her little mosquito bites get a first rate drubbing. Another hot scene is from Amateur Angels #3. Margo is the sweetest thing on two legs. To watch her interview you would think that she was trying for a teacher opening. In a way, that was true. She definitely taught us not to judsge a book by its cover. She is definitely one you should not miss.

We were somewhat disappointed that a few non-amateur movies were snuck onto this site, however (see–Bring it On Bitch). There are plenty of real amateurs out there, we wonder why they would put “actors” on this site. They can always be ignored if you are looking for only amateurs.

Amateuridols offers a good collection of amateur videos (as well as some that are not). We love amateurs, so to have a bunch of scenes at our fingertips was very nice. We are overall pleased with this one.

7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.amateuridols.com

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Amateur Nest Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

That is really a crappy apartment bed

That is really a crappy apartment bed

The site: amateurnest.com

The verdict: Very nice and different site. We liked the focus on the girl and what she likes as opposed to the guy making the movie. It is not for everyone, we admit, but we sure liked it a lot!

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.amateurnest.com

Yet another place an ad and interview the girl for a model shoot, but then fuck them type of site. We really liked this one, though. The guy who was behind the camera was very good at getting the girls to do what he wanted and they all seemed to enjoy themselves. A lot like younger Ed Powers. Very good stuff.

The girls — well they were true amateurs. Not in the sense that they had never been naked in front of a camera before — hell, is there ANYONE left in that category? We tend to think not, but yet look at our job! These girls are the strippers and the sluts that you know from around the block. They have fucked every guy around, etc…and now they are taking the next logical step. We thank them immensely for it.

They are definitely cute on this site. No total knock outs that we saw, but no horror-flicks either. Really solid amateur chicks. Very real, this site is. Very real. And the quality is the amateur quality that we really like. Not shitty, but not perfectly lit either. Very good for this type of site. Good shit.

We quickly noticed, however, that the main thing about this site was the interview, not the sex. These girls all did long, informative interviews. In all honesty, we loved it! It was refreshing to actually hear these girls describe their favorite sex positions and what they REALLY liked, as opposed to just doing what they are told and plodding through the motions. Very good in that sense.

The membership fee is $1.00 for a trial and $34.95 for a month., We suggest starting out with a trial. This site is a little different from the norm. We absolutely loved it, but we can see that others might not like it at all. That is just the nature of a site like this. You either love it or hate it. The great news is that when you join this one you get a bunch of other sites included, and many of them are all about the fucking, so you WILL get what you crave.

Very nice and different site. We liked the focus on the girl and what she likes as opposed to the guy making the movie. It is not for everyone, we admit, but we sure liked it a lot!..9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.amateurnest.com

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Amateur Porn Videos Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Nothing beats a warehouse fuckin'!

The site:amateurporn.adultvideoplanet.com

The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Nice “amateur” site, no matter how you define it.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.amateurporn.adultvideoplanet.com

There’s a great and constant debate that barrels through my mind, knocking over tables and chairs as if my mind were a bar and the sides of the debate were drunken Irish men. What exactly is truly “amateur porn?” Part of me thinks that it’s porn shot with women (or men) who are not “regular” porn actors, Porn with non-starlets. The other part of me insists that to be true amateur porn it has to be shot by amateurs as well, as in home movie porn. What do you perverts think?Whatever you think, this site is the former — not home videos, but porn shot in a studio using actresses that aren’t generally in the biz, but are either trying to get into the biz, or trying to score enough for a $20 rock. Either way, these guys have found some hot “amateurs” that will do pretty much anything for a few bucks. Ain’t life grand?

Great talent? Well, fucking -wise…yes. Looks-wise? Depends who you are, but it’s not a slam dunk for everyone (like the makers of the site, Pimproll, usually bring). I mean, they’re hot enough — and some of them are pretty damn cute. But keep in mind that these are amateurs and being hot probably isn’t their calling. But fucking strange men on the internet for rent money is, so you’ll definitely like the videos.

The bad news about this site is that you aren’t going to get free videos to “test the waters.” The good news is that for $3.00, you get three entire days of porn. Yeah — a 3 day pass for 3 bucks. That’s better than a few 20 second clips for free any day, if you ask me – -and you DID ask me by reading this…so there! Get the 3 day pass for lots of ass.

And after you DO get the pass, check out the video entitled After Party. This random slut gets annihilated by not one, not two, but THREE dudes! Keep in mind, these aren’t regular starlets — these bitches aren’t used to this shit. And THREE big, swinging cocks at once? Wow…maybe she *should* be a pro!

Nice “amateur” site, no matter how you define it.

Visit the site: www.amateurporn.adultvideoplanet.com

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Amazing Ty Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I heard she jams shit in her peehole

I heard she jams shit in her peehole

The site: AmazingTy.com

The price:$24.95

The verdict: What more can I say? Some incredible shit for less than $25 per month. If you don’t check her out, it’s your loss. But you can be the first on your block to say that you’ve seen a woman jam a cucumber into her piss hole — and to me that’s priceless. 9.5 out of 10.

To join, click here:www.AmazingTy.com

Amazing is an understatement, Ty. You should call yourself the fucking phenomenal Ty, because that’s the way I’d describe anyone who can shove a 12 inch dildo into her pee-hole. Now, don’t just gloss over that last sentence. I did not say her vagina or pussy — I said her pee-hole — as in her urethra. That’s correct — she can shove a dildo into her usually tiny little piss-hole. Jesus Christ.

I have been reviewing internet porn for a long time, and I have looked at thousands of adult sites — but this beats anything that I have ever seen. I did not know this was even possible. I see lots of things that I did not think people would necessarily do, but this is one of the first times that I have been completely in awe that someone could even physically perform a task such as this. Ty, you take the cake, my dear.

Now, I realize that I am hung up on the pee-hole insertion — as you will be when you see it. But Ty is oh so much more than a piss hole junkie. In case you haven’t guessed, this is an extreme fetish site. Lots of very large insertions. Of course there’s fisting. It wouldn’t be a fetish site without the lactating tits. Triple fisting is the norm. And did I mention the pee-hole insertions?

Ty herself is a blonde with big, floppy tits and, of course, a gaping giney. She is not a “doll” — meaning she’s real and not caked with makeup. She’ll do anything, which is the draw of the site. I really liked the “schedule” that she has on her site. Monster Mondays are for huge object/dildo insertions. Pee-hole Tuesdays — self-explanatory. Weird Wednesdays are for wacky insertions and sexual stunts. Anal Thursdays — you figure it out. Fisting Fridays — up to three fists at a time. The weekends feature guests like Denni O, Naughty Alysha (our review here) and Samantha — all of whom have equally gigantic pussy holes, and are eager to fill them with shit you’ve never dreamed of.

You also get DAILY updates of videos and pictures. At least five minutes of new video every day — which totals over 2 new hours per month. Of course you get her archives from all the months you’ve been missing by not joining until now. All of it for $24.95 per month. If I were in Mexico and saw a sign that said “Pee-hole Insertion Show” and it cost $50 — I’d fucking gladly pay the fee. Again and again. So to me– this is a bargain. If you don’t think so, then you need to get Net Nanny installed on your computer and check out the Disney site.

What more can I say? Some incredible shit for less than $25 per month. If you don’t check her out, it’s your loss. But you can be the first on your block to say that you’ve seen a woman jam a cucumber into her piss hole — and to me that’s priceless.

Visit the site: www.AmazingTy.com

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Amber At Home Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

"Come hither."

The site: amberathome.com

The price:$24.95 month

The verdict: A surprisingly great amateur site. Very real videos and very real people. This is what you look for in an amateur site! 9 out of 10

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.amberathome.com

At first glance, we thought Amber at Home would be a site with another big-boobed gal that trudges through the motions, glazy-eyed and ready to move on. Why? Because we have seen it time and time again. But boy were we wrong! We were pleasantly surprised when we really got in and dug around this one.

Amber (at Home) is an amateur gal that has incredibly large boobs. We aren’t talking DD here either…we are talking MUCH bigger than that. She also has a very beefy pussy and a large clit. We say this is the nicest way possible, as we love her pussy. It is bald and beautiful! Amber is not a string thin model type, but she is not by any means fat, either. She is a normal sized (besides the boobs), real girl.

The Amber at Home videos are true amateur videos, which we were surprised to find, but very, very pleased once we did. Her mate, Jay, films their exploits, from fucking on the washing machine to inviting a girl friend over to “eat out!” Jay makes several appearances himself in these movies, mostly his cock anyway. This is a real couple that shoots real footage of their sexcapades. Amber at Home, folks, is REAL AMATEUR PORN!

One video that is a must see on Amber at Home is the one that she does right after doing a photo shoot. She claimed the shoot made her horny, so Jay took care of that. The great part of amateur videos such as this is the real orgasms that they have. Amber has a real one while Jay is eating her pussy. She moans and shakes like a leaf on a tree. After she cums, she rewards Jay by letting him fuck her from behind on the couch, and then riding his cock like it was a pony (reverse cowgirl no less!). A very nice, true orgasm here!

Also be sure to watch Amber and Karinne go at it with a dildo and a vibrator. Amber and Jay tie her to the bed and have their way with her, Jay getting his cock sucked by her and eventually, they make her cum with a vibrator. And when Karinne cums…well, she cums hard.

Amber at Home is a member of the Twisted Pass crew. This is a group of sites, mostly one-girl sites, that members get access to for only $24.95 per month. This is a great deal not only because there are about 20 sites, but also because the girls are large breasted vixens who update their fuck follies daily. Besides the one-girl sites, there are also a few twisted sites, including Rear End Him and a squirting site. The network is definitely worth the lower than usual membership fee.

Amber at Home is a surprisingly great amateur site. Very real videos and very real people. This is what you look for in an amateur site!

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.amberathome.com

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Tushy School Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

She's a closeted head banger

She's a closeted head banger

The site: tushyschool.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: A ridiculous plot/skit site, but the chicks are hot and they play with each other’s asses. I’d prefer to see them get fucked by a big old kidney scraper, but beggars can’t be choosers. 6.5 out of 10

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.tushyschool.com

You know – I’ve never really thought that porn chicks were the brightest bulbs on the tree. But when they star in porn movies where they are being taught how to jam a finger up someone’s ass…well, that’s just fucking downright dumb in my book. Dumb…and really fucking HOT!

Right off the bat – they have a very nice video featuring the rare nympho neopolitan  -  a redhead, a blonde and a brunette. This triple-threat is fucking fantastic. Look for the video starring Becky, Janine and Ms. Kelly. Janine crawls up on the teacher’s desk and Ms. Kelly starts shoving things in her ass, as Becky the blonde watches on. Slick up your dong and be at the ready.

It appears that they add a new, high quality video each week – and new pictures all the time. The chicks are way above average, and they are not re-hashed wannabes that some sites have. These are gonnabes – as in, they’re gonna be big some day (and also probably gonna be poor and addicted to cocaine at some point as well).

It’s just under $30 per month to join – and even cheaper than that if you plop down $100 for 6 months. Is it worth it? I think so – there are lots of lesbian experiences and lots of hot chicks. Oh –  and they all focus on the poop chute. Shit – I’d even join for a month, download as much as I could then quietly fade away.

A ridiculous plot/skit site, but the chicks are hot and they play with each other’s asses. I’d prefer to see them get fucked by a big old kidney scraper, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Visit the site: www.tushyschool.com

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Tushy Massage Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Let's drop the facade and lose the bottoms, Hon.

The site: tushymassage.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: I’m not generally one for a massage, but all of a sudden my back is sore and my neck feels tight. Hmmm…better get that taken care of. 8 out of 10

[rating:8/10] (8/10)


To join, click here:www.tushymassage.com

The verdict: I’m not generally one for a massage, but all of a sudden my back is sore and my neck feels tight. Hmmm…better get that taken care of. 8 out of 10.

Okay, I realize that there are very few porn domain names left. I’ve seen every combination that I can think of. If I was going to start a porn site right now, I have no fucking idea what I’d call it, as the sex-relevant names are all taken. BUT…if anyone ever called my ass a tushy to my face, I’d put so many holes in them they’d fucking whistle every time the wind blows.

It should be called “Two Hot Lesbians Pretending To Massage Each Other And Eventually A Full-Blown Lesbian Dildo-Fest Breaks Out,” but that name was probably taken too. If it wasn’t, however, then it’d fit perfectly, because that is exactly what every single movie consists of (and some even have a dude thrown in there).

The chicks are of all colors and range from slightly thick to rail thin. Unless you’re really into BBW chicks, you are probably gonna find a chick that wets your whistle. I, personally, am not keen on porn acting and fantasy bullshit, but at least here they’re acting like they’re at a massage parlor, which is not too far of a stretch for you pervs that frequent the Asian handjob houses. Yeah…you know who you are.

The price is about the industry average — $30 for a month. I guess that’s fine – I’d pay a dollar a day to watch unlimited lesbo porn. Especially considering the chicks are not all the same very time, and are newbies that I’ve never seen before. Plus, they’re mostly girl-next-door types, which makes my nuts tingle ever so tenderly.

I’m not generally one for a massage, but all of a sudden my back is sore and my neck feels tight. Hmmm…better get that taken care of.

Visit the site: www.tushymassage.com

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Tushy Lickers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

It's a bit salty

It's a bit salty

The site: tushylickers.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: Shit, even if you don’t want to be a long time member (sounds crazy, but stick with me here), join for at least a month and download as much shit as possible – you can keep them forever whether you’re a member or not.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.tushylickers.com

Imagine this – in some cultures asshole is NOT considered a delicacy! Can you believe that shit? To me, there’s not much better than delving into a freshly cleaned, slicked up butthole. I like to see if I can get my tongue deep enough to feel my tonsils resting on the chick’s rim.

And since we don’t live in one of those god awful places that this sort of thing is frowned upon, we’re lucky enough to have sites like Tushy Lickers here. And in case you thought you were going to get a dude licking a chick’s ass all the time – NOPE! This is primo chick-on-chick shit right here.

This site is part of the whole tushy network – a series of sites dedicated to the arse. The one constant with this network, besides anal play, is that they always have really hot chicks that you’ve probably never seen before. They pride themselves in not overusing the same set of 3 or 4 chicks. Instead, they like to run new talent in there as often as possible. And it seems they have an endless supply of WAY above average chicks that don’t mind cramming their tongue into the shithole of another gal.

Check out the update of April 11 (featuring Jane & Pam). Jane is one of the hottest new bitches I’ve seen in a long time. She’s a gorgeous brunette, with big curls in her hair, big, beautiful eyes and a set of lips that could suck the skin off of a grape. It doesn’t hurt that Pam is damn near as hot – and that they lick and fuck each other’s asses.

3 ten spots will cover you for a month (that’s slang for about $30). They have a gigantic archive of movies, each with incredibly hot chicks (and a dude thrown in every now and then for variety). Shit, even if you don’t want to be a long time member (sounds crazy, but stick with me here), join for at least a month and download as much shit as possible -you can keep them forever whether you’re a member or not.

Visit the site: www.tushylickers.com

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Amy Fisher Caught On Tape

by The Devil (admin)

Right after this photo was taken, she shot the photographer right in the fucking face.

The site: amyfishercaughtontape.com

The price:$29.95

The verdict: We love celebrity fucking, and this was one of our original favorite jerk-gals. We were very excited to see that she had gotten chumped with a sex tape, and we were not disappointed to see the results. 8.5 out of 10

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)
To join, click here:www.amyfishercaughtontape.com

Oh boy — we’re getting a blast from the past here. Remember Amy Fisher, that fucking crazy, hot little slut from the early 90s that was fucking that disgusting, fat auto mechanic and took it another level by shooting his dyke-looking wife in her shit-ugly face, right on her own porch? Of course you do — you jerked off to Amy Fisher time and again in 1992, just like I did. Well, we had to wait 15 years, but we can finally put a REAL video to those fantasies that we had back then — Amy Fisher’s got a sex tape out! And although it’s not some “oops” amateur video (it appears very planned and purposely released, even though she claims it isn’t), it still answers a lot of questions and ties up a lot of loose ends in my fantasy.

It appears that Amy Fisher still can’t get enough of older men — she fucks some crusty old, J. Peterman looking motherfucker. At least he’d an attractive older man, and not some greasy fat-ball loser like Buttafuco. It’s her hubby — who she has since left and apparently gone back to greaseball-shitbag-man Buttafuco. Some idiots never learn. Oh well, let’s focus on this fuck tape.

Amy Fisher has fake boobs, which I like, and a navel tattoo, which I also like. I have always loved Amy Fisher’s Italian looks, and although she obviously looks older now than way back when, she still looks great. She’s a cougar now, instead of a lolita, but still hot nonetheless. She has a great body and has kept herself in great shape. We know she likes to fuck, as she has been doing so since way before she was even legal to — so the fucking is not bad at all. She rides cock, eats cock, gets her snapper licked and frigs herself with a dildo. Great variety for an “accidentally” release tape.

Know what’s really hot? Watch the Amy Fisher video, hear her fuck, get ready to pop your nut — then right before you do, think about this crazy bitch shooting some cruddy whore in the face. That’s fucking hot. I shot my load so hard it hit the ceiling — a new personal best (I marked it on the wall with a Sharpie to memorialize it).

Finally, the Amy Fisher video was released by the Red Light District group — and well known porn producer that has been winning awards for years. They have an incredible network that is ALL yours when you join this site — several sites are yours at full access. You can stick your cock in the waters for $4.95 for a three day trial. And when you join full time monthly (less than $30 by the way), you get AL of the sites, full access. And don’t forget that the Red Light District has the likes of Courtney Simpson, Amber Rayne and Michelle Wild — along with dozens others.

We love celebrity fucking, and Amy Fisher was one of our original favorite jerk-gals. We were very excited to see that she had gotten chumped with a sex tape, and we were not disappointed to see the results.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.amyfishercaughtontape.com

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