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Trisha Uptown Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

That's a loving tap

That's a loving tap

The site: trishauptown.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $29.94/month

The verdict: Really nice solo chick site. One of the originals, on of the good ones. 8.5 out of 10

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.trishauptown.com

Hmmm…I am not sure about this one. I am definitely NOT an uptown guy. I chew tobacco, like the smell of my farts and am genetically obligated to sniff my fingers each and every time I finger a new piece of pussy. I wonder if real uptown chicks like to go slumming from time to time like they do in the movies? If so, I will change my name to Ponyboy, run with the Greasers and snag a piece of 5th Avenue ass.

Ever heard of Trisha here? No? Then crawl out from under that rock, loser. Trisha has been an internet sensation for a long time. She has also been featured on the cover of more than one Hustler publication, and was once named Miss Nude All-Natural World. Impressive stats, to say the least. She isn’t a shy one, and it shows in her numerous videos here on this site. She is an ANIMAL in the sack, and personally, one of my favorite chicks of all to watch masturbate.

And masturbate she does – tons of frigging videos, as well as others of her fucking both sexes. As I said, she’s been around for a while, so there is no shortage of videos or pictures. $30 will get you everything she has for a month. To me, it’s a no brainer – well worth that little amount of scratch.

Check out the video called Tens Tucson. Trrisha goes out to the AZ desert and shoots guns – fucking naked! What’s hotter than a chick shooting off firearms in the buff? Nothing, motherfucker – that’s what.

Really nice solo chick site. One of the originals, on of the good ones.

Visit the site: www.trishauptown.com

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Totally Amateurs Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Totally.

The site: totallyamateurs.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Good enough for a visit but nothing that stands out or above the norm. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)
 To join, click here:www.totallyamateurs.com

TOTALLY amateurs? Well, not quite. But there are a lot of them here…enough to make us very, very happy.

Totally amateurs offers a hefty collection of full length, albeit non-original, videos for download. With your paid admission you get hours of spank time, as well as access to over 40 other websites with hours, hours and even more hours of cock jerking movies, all easily divided into scenes for you to peruse at you leisure. This Megasite partner costs only $29.95 per month to join, and that includes all of those other sites for the same price. Just like a sore penis, it truly is hard to beat!

As we said above, many of these ladies are obviously not real amateurs. That should not matter to anyone who takes a few minutes to look at some of these videos. They are good, plain and simple. And we are not saying that they are professionally done with proper lighting, a script and lots of bad acting. Contrarily, it is the type of movie that we are most fond of…an interview and then a fuck. No bullshit to fastforward through.

Our favorite might just be Amateur Angels #9, Scene #1, starring Katie Morgan. This little gem is extremely sexy. As a matter of fact, she quickly became a favorite of this reviewer. She has a perfect body and sucks a gorgeous cock. Although sometimes we prefer real tits to fakies, we did not see any problem at all with Katie’s “additions.” It didn’t hurt that she barked like a seal while some beefcake slurped up her quim. We also liked the way this muscle-bound maniac threw her around like a rag doll. He truly did fuck her five ways from sideways. He finished the job by blowing chowder all over her tramp stamp. Good scene!

Another quality show that you should race to is Real Sex 2. Check out Hunter Young who is a must see, especially for tiny tit lovers. This little blonde package has a fucking ass that will not disappoint. She teams up with the mysterious Mr. Cheeks for a very real sex scene. We enjoyed this scene above many others because it seemed that both people were really into it, rather than going through the motions. This is a major turn-on.

Lots of great fuck-flicks make this site a keeper. Sure there are some probable pros to be found, but most are amateurs or at least in one of their first few movies. More enticing is the format of these movies, which generally stick to the interview-then-fuck amateur format. Would be worth the money alone, definitely worth it when you get all of the added sites.

Good enough for a visit but nothing that stands out or above the norm. … 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.totallyamateurs.com

The verdict: Good enough for a visit but nothing that stands out or above the norm.

7 out of 10.

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Andreas Dreams Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

My dreams are nothing like that.

My dreams are nothing like that.

The site: andreasdreams.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: How cheap is dirt? Just under $5 it seems — $4.95 for a 5 day trial. Before you reject this proposition, remember that $5 can feed an entire white trash family for nearly one month. For less than the price of a 22 oz Pabst Blue Ribbon per day you, too, can make a difference. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.andreasdreams.com

Jesus Christ — I sure hope Andrea does not have dreams like I do. Otherwise, this site will have a video of me, dressed like a nun, swimming around in Snapple. Then you’d all get to see me slowly and gently slide my throbbing cock into the pulsating, red pee-hole of a large mouthed Bass. As the Bass squirms about in aquatic glee, I feel a long, crooked finger hammering away at my asshole. I turn around to see Larry King or Joan Rivers (depending on what I ate before I went to bed). I move toward his or her mouth for a deep, soul-kiss – -but just before our lips meet…BAM — I blood-vomit, then wake up.

Not the case with Andrea. She’s an All-American gal just trying to earn a buck or two to pay for her Sam’s Club membership and basic cable. She’s not hot — no sireee (average I’d say). But she’s very real, and that trumps hot and fake in my book. Andrea is a true swinger — the kind of gal you’d see if you went to a swinger’s club hoping to get lucky. She’d probably let you fuck her missionary while her husband jerks off in the corner and tells you how hard to fuck his wife.

There are a ton of other skanky bitches on this too — all of whom happen to be VERY entertaining fucks. Some are much hotter than Andrea, some are not. They all get laid in a regular bed, located in a regular home, trailer or motel room. Nothing fancy — just sex. And THAT, my friends, is what I like about the site.

Her site is part of a network that I’ve really gown fond of. Not ONE thing about it is flashy, sharp, snazzy or any other stupid ass adjective used to describe something eye-catching. In all honesty it looks like Stephen Hawking got drunk, fell off his chair, and DREW a website intro with a crayon. But if you can get past that, you’ll be a happy soldier. Not only will you get TONS of amateur sites, gals, dudes and swing-fucking — you’ll get it dirt cheap.

How cheap is dirt? Just under $5 it seems — $4.95 for a 5 day trial. Before you reject this proposition, remember that $5 can feed an entire white trash family for nearly one month. For less than the price of a 22 oz Pabst Blue Ribbon per day you, too, can make a difference.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.andreasdreams.com

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Angel Belle Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don Vito is a fuck machine

Don Vito is a fuck machine

The site: angelbelle.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: On one hand, this is a shitty looking site and, unfortunately, the front page alone will make a lot of people run away like a Twinkie on Rosie O-Donnel’s plate. On the other hand, if you can gag that down, you get some really, really nice amateur content — the real shit that you rarely see anymore. I’d give the $5 option a try if I were you — it’s worth at least that. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here: www.angelbelle.com

You know — normally I hate websites with graphics that look like a 5th grader with Palsy was the lead designer of them — but if you can get past the incredible shittiness of the front page, it’s really a pretty darn good — and 100% REAL — amateur porn site.Angel Belle (that’s pronounced “Ain-jel” like the fluttery cherub…not “Ahn-hell” like that Mexican boxer that you saw on HDNet at 3:30 this morning) is a surprisingly cute blonde from Joisey (that’s how they say “Jersey” in Jersey). She’s the epitome of the chick next door — so much so that, as mentioned above, it looks like she had her little brother create her site for her. She’s 5′ 6″ and measures 34D-27-39 — in other words, she has big old titties. Most importantly — she likes to eat pussy. Seriously guys — you’d think Janet Reno had a little sparkle too her if you could watch her eat pussy. Okay — bad example…but Angel is hot when she does it.

My favorite thing about Angel is that she’s white trash. Sorry, Angel — but the truth is the truth. She lists her favorite band as Aerosmith, her favorite movie is The Fast and the Furious and, well, she has a low budget, amateur internet site on the internet. But make no mistake — I grew up in the Midwest and I think the HOTTEST chicks are white trash chicks. Why? Because they’re nasty as fuck, and they born to be demoralized, fucked and thrown away like yesterday’s newspaper.

And “trashy” is synonymous with “cheap.” That’s why you can watch this Jersey tramp get her pussy eaten by your little sister for less than 5 bucks. $4.95 will get you 5 full days. And if you join for the full monthly membership, you get access to the ENTIRE network, which is — get this — over 2 terabytes of content. Maybe one of you fucking nerds can figure out what that means. Me, I have no idea, but I surmise it means I get a shitload of porn, as there are DOZENS of sites included.

On one hand, this is a shitty looking site and, unfortunately, the front page alone will make a lot of people run away like a Twinkie on Rosie O-Donnel’s plate. On the other hand, if you can gag that down, you get some really, really nice amateur content — the real shit that you rarely see anymore. I’d give the $5 option a try if I were you — it’s worth at least that.

… 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.angelbelle.com

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Angie XXX Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I like the brown chick

I like the brown chick

The site: angiexxx.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: Really nice little slice of a swinger’s life, here. Just the kind of site I am looking for when my balls come out to play. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here: www.angiexxx.com

I am not sure what it is about amateur lighting and video work that makes porn better for me – but it sure as fuck does. Maybe I am turned on by cheap lights? Maybe I should fuck a lantern, or better yet –  shove a cheap light bulb up my ass while I smash halogens across my balls. That shit sounds HOT as fuck!This is one of those sites that I consider to be truly an amateur site. Sure, it’s run by a professional network – but the actual scenes are not in fluffy studios with glamour lighting. They are in hotel rooms and shitty houses – with good lighting, but not movie set quality. They feature Angie – -the eternal slut that likes to fuck men and women both – -and many times lots of both at the same time.

Angie herself is a regular gal. Imagine that. She’s just like your co-worker, neighbor or sister – except not nearly as big a slut as your sister. She’s not one of those tiny bitches that we see most of the time on solo chick sites – -she’s 5’7” and 100 pounds – -with tits the size of bowling balls. She’s been at this a while – in 2009 she will celebrate her 10th anniversary of fucking on film – which means LOADS of archives for you horny fuckers out there (and note that she was 19 when she started – -so you get teen content as well as MILF content!).

You get access to all of that content for less than $25 per month. And it’s part of a fantastic network of sites that are all included when you join Miss Angie’s fuck fest.

Besides tons of pictures and lots of movies, she also does live chat and live movies for you to slick your beef to. Oh – and since she is so fucking hot and nice, she has lots of friends. And as they say, birds of a feather flock together, so her friends are all on film fucking and sucking like she is. That’s the kind of benefit you enjoy as a member.

Really nice little slice of a swinger’s life, here. Just the kind of site I am looking for when my balls come out to play.

Visit the site: www.angiexxx.com

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Annas Funhouse Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

That certainly does look fun!

The site: annasfunhouse.com

The price:$24.95 first month, $19.95 monthly thereafter

The verdict: Anna and all of her friends are hot as shit and, for the most part, very entertaining. I am not too extreme, so a lot of this shit is fun to watch but not necessarily a turn on. But enough of it is for me to pay. And, if you are an extreme hardcore lover – -you have found one hell of a spot. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.annasfunhouse.com

Where can I buy a chick that loves to get fucked from behind while watching me get sucked off by another chick – but that will then do my laundry and go tot he movies with me? They need to make more of these freaks!Anna is a very sexy brunette that reminded of Fran Drescher at first sight. Luckily, she didn’t sound like that annoying cunt. She’s beautiful, leggy at 5’9”, has a nice set of tits (says D cup, but they are fake and big – look more like D to me),

Furthermore, Anna is not afraid of multiple cocks. Meaning – -she loves to get fucked by as much dick as her elastic vagina can hold. She admits to loving 3-somes, 4-somes and “moresomes.” She wants 50 men to cum on her face. She also wants 8 to fuck her in the ass at once. There are videos of her gaping, and you could drive a fucking Sherman tank through that pussy!

So, with that into, it’s obvious we have an extremist on our hands here. All kinds of crazy shit take place with Anna. And some of it goes beyond crazy, to downright disturbing – -but hey, as long as it’s legal and no one gets hurt (that doesn’t want to get hurt, that is), then I say go for it. Just invite me over on a light day, Anna. I would love to get my junk up in your guts – but maybe as an appetizer or a calm-me-down for you.

Memberships are less than $25 per month, and with that you get access to a ton of additional extreme amateurs like Anna. They all have pro sites – but trust me, if you an amateur lover you will dig their shit. These are true swinger sites. Excellent stuff.

Anna and all of her friends are hot as shit and, for the most part, very entertaining. I am not too extreme, so a lot of this shit is fun to watch but not necessarily a turn on. But enough of it is for me to pay. And, if you are an extreme hardcore lover – -you have found one hell of a spot.

Visit the site: www.annasfunhouse.com

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Aunt Judy’s Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Nipple peek-a-boo

Old enough to know better, too young to care

The site: auntjudys.com

The price:$29.95

The verdict: The price Aunt Judys? $29.95 per month. That includes everything above, and abunch of other shit too. Freebies out the ass, folks. Go to the site and check it out for yourself, because I’d take up two more pages if I had to list them all. Let’s put it this way — it’s worth the price of one nice meal a month 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10]

To join, click here: www.auntjudys.com

We’ve all had that one Aunt that we wanted to fuck growing up. Come on…you know you did. Admit it. Seriously. Fucking admit it, dude. Just say it!!! Oh — what? You DID want to fuck your Aunt? You sick fucker.

Anyway, Aunt Judy is one Aunt that I would definitely want to fuck –even if she were my real Aunt (which she’s not, you sick fucker).  Her site is packed full of over 30, over 40 and over 50 ladies– most of whom are surprisingly sexy. They are not all dolled up like many mature site — meaning there’s not a lot of airbrushing and lighting tricks to try to “paint a turd.” What you see is what you get with these ladies — and we like what we see (and get)

The greatest part of it is that these ladies are exclusive to this site. Translation= all original content at Aunt Judy’s. Aunt Judy and/or her crack team of photographers (or would that be a team of crack photographers?) shoot each lady that you see. Anyone who reads PLD knows that we love true, original sites. They are much better done than the others, and they are more customer friendly. They care more because it is their hard work on the site. More bang for your buck.

Another spectacular thing about Aunt Judys is that it has been around for over TEN years — since 1997. Your sorry ass didn’t even have a computer in 1997, did you? Well, guess what? You get to go back in time on this site, as they have made available all of the pics and videos that they’ve ever had on Aunt Judys since 1997 — plus they update 3 times a week. Not just a few little shitty pics here and there either — over1,000 new pics added each week. Holy jerk-my-cock, Batman!

One example of a real gal is Loralee, the Over 30 Lady of the Week for the week that this review was written. Loralee has gigantic beef curtains. If you look really closely at her pictures, you can actually see a miniature Rocky Balboa punching her flaps to get in shape for his next fight. We’re talking slabs. But we like that. We also like chicks in stockings, which Loralee is. Not your cup of meat? Well, they also have the Over 40 Babe of the Week, Over 50 Babe Of the Week, Full Bush Babe of the Week, Stocking Babe of the Week, Trailer Park Slut Babe of the Week (my personal favorite), Big Tits Babe of the Week and Full Sized Babe of the Week. If you can’t find one to get you off in all of those, then you are a sick, sick fuck.

The price of Aunt Judys? $29.95 per month. That includes everything above, and abunch of other shit too. Freebies out the ass, folks. Go to the site and check it out for yourself, because I’d take up two more pages if I had to list them all. Let’s put it this way — it’s worth the price of one nice meal a month. Besides, you can get more beef in Loralee for $30 than you can at a restaurant. Stay at home from that fancy dinner and stroke your cock. You’ll thank me later.

Visit the site: www.auntjudys.com

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Thick Coeds Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Thick or fat? Depends on ethnicity

Thick or fat? Depends on ethnicity

The site: thickcoeds.com

The price: $4.99 trial, $39.99/month (recurring)

The verdict: To sum it up, this site is very amateurish, both in content and the way it is made. The bright side — amateur girls rule! 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.thickcoeds.com

First impression: It looks like some horny eighth grader who likes black girls made a site to pleasure himself and to show off to his friends. Thick Coeds is a supposedly serious, but in reality humorous look at big bootys and ebony babes!

But that is kind of why we like it. It is almost a throwback website, looking like it was made in the ’70s or something. Now, the ladies are not bad at all and all of them are very amateur. They are all thick, but that is why you are checking out this review, right? I mean, who are you trying to fool — you clicked on the link that said “ThickCoeds,” right? Got ya…

The maker of the site says he is sick and tired of the skinny model types that are in other sites and on TV and movies. He made his own site to feature real ladies with curves and some meat on their bones. And does he ever. He puts ads in the paper and waits for them to come knocking…and they come in droves. He has LOTS of amateur pictures and videos of thick girls with thick asses and floppy, fat tits.

Be forewarned, however, that you are not going to get a bunch of hardcore, at least not on this site. When you join ($4.99 for 2 days and $39.99 per month) you also get free access to 12 other hardcore sites. That is great, except many of the girls on HTOS sites are the type that the maker of this site hates…but we liked them so fuck it! And as far as the videos on this site itself — you will get big ladies shaking their rumps and doing dances with their clothes off. And they can shake that thang if you know what we mean!

To sum it up, this site is very amateurish, both in content and the way it is made. The bright side — amateur girls rule!

Visit the site: www.thickcoeds.com

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Ava Knight Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Hurry up and get that shit off!

The site: avaknight.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $29.94/month

The verdict: All-in-all a nice solo chick site. She doesn’t get the flesh hammer, but she fucks chicks, so that’s a good consolation prize. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.avaknight.com

How come Knight is such a popular porn chick name? Is there some connection with porn and Medieval times? IF so, I want to see some porn with a guy in a suit of armor fucking a chick with a joust, then bludgeoning her with a mace. Talk about masochism…A solo chick site. Fucking finally. I have been in a slump lately, reviewing shitty, big name sites that lack all originality and personality. Thank you Ava. Even if you have your faults, you will never be as boring as a huge site full of shitty, mass-produced pro DVDs.

This sexy piece of small-tittied bliss is only 19, and measures a towering 5’1″ tall, and qualifies as a spinner at 95 pounds. Plus she’s a brunette – something I have been lacking in my diet as of late.

Her work ethic is pretty impressive – she does 3 live cam shows per week, she keeps a daily blog and she updates her site weekly. She currently has 137 photo sets and 97 videos – not bad for a fairly new site. And 80 of those 137 photo sets are high resolution – so you can whack your pecker to primo shit.

Of course, there’s the one daunting question – the one question that everyone needs to have answered before they join. Does she fuck on film? Well, yes – but only women. At least so far. But let me tell you, the women she fucks are at least as hot (and some hotter) as she is – so you will enjoy every second of it if you are into lesbo porn. The scenes are pretty fucking hot.

All-in-all a nice solo chick site. She doesn’t get the flesh hammer, but she fucks chicks, so that’s a good consolation prize.

Visit the site: www.avaknight.com

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Beaver Hunt Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Beaver Hunt Sample Photo

Beaver Hunt Sample Photo

The site: beaverhunt.com

The price:$9.95 month

The verdict: Well worth the ten spot every month. It is Beaver Hunt for christ sakes! 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.beaverhunt.com

The one that started it all. The Alpha. The original place for guys like us — HUGE amateur fans — to get our rocks off. Beaver Hunt was the biggest thing since sliced bread when we first discovered it, long before the internet saved us form our drab and monotonous lives. When Hustler began this hometown pussy search, we knew even then, as youngsters, that there was something great about it. Here we are, years later, and they have it all on the internet.

The great thing about Beaver Hunt is that it was always just a “section” of each Hustler magazine, yet in our opinion it was the reason to get the magazine. Sure, there were many other reasons, but this one was reason. The place that we would flip to immediately whenever we saw a Hustler (usually stolen from our father’s briefcase or the weird kid down the street’s house — you know the kid, the one named Norman that the ONLY reason you hung out with him was that his Dad was not very discreet with the porn around the house?!!). We loved most all of the girls that they showed (besides the Hall of Shame of course), but the real reason that it was so exciting was that deep in our guts, every month we opened it we knew that there was a chance, albeit the slightest chance imaginable, that we would see a girl from our town that we knew– and the gold mine would be if it were one of our buddies’ moms. We lived for that slight chance. We’re still waiting!

Anyway…Hustler now has the archives of moms and sisters all across the land posted right here on this site. They offer thousands of pictures(years worth of shit) and streaming videos of hometown hos for us to jerk off to. They also have the ability these days to take online submissions, which means even more closet sluts. They also have the dreaded Hall of Shame, which is great for comedic purposes. And think of how fucking great it would be if you saw someone you know in ! Unless, of course, it was your own mother or sister…we won’t even talk about that.

The fee to join is only $9.95 per month, which is a little more expensive than the regular magazine, but when you buy the print version you do not get the thousands of archived photos and the video. Plus, you have to actually go to the creepy truck stop to buy it, unless of course you have a subscription, and then the mailman secretly wants to ass fuck you because he is a super pervert and he now knows that you area pervert and — umm…never mind.

Well worth the ten spot every month. It is Beaver Hunt for christ sakes!

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.beaverhunt.com

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