Amateur

Teen GFS

by The Caveman (admin)

The site: teengfs.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.94 a month
The verdict: You cannot go wrong with Teen GFS if you dig the amateur stuff. You just can’t – so don’t even try it! 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)
To join, click here: www.teengfs.com
First of all, Teen GFS is fucking outstanding.  But before we get to all of that…do your balls have anything to do with getting your dick hard? I think mine do. I believe that my ball sack houses a separate brain that controls the actions of my dong. I am pretty sure that my cock has no brain in it. And my head-brain obviously has no control over my dick, since my dick regularly gets hard in situations my head-brain knows are completely inappropriate (like any time I happen upon Benny Hinn healing someone on the religion channel).
Yeah, I have a ball-brain.I am often asked if I can even get off on porn anymore, since I critique it all day long. The answer is – -fuck yes! Of course I still get off to porn. Do you think a bank teller hates money because the bitch handles it all day? No, she does not. But I do get tired of certain types of professionally produced, glam porn. Home videos? Never. I never, ever, ever get tired of slicking off to chick-next-door getting fucked by their dudes. Never.
Teen GFS is like a miniature, digital heaven for me. Thousands of Teen GFS chicks on film and in photos. Dorm chicks, solo cam chicks, chicks riding white trash cock, chicks taking naked pictures of themselves in the mirror, chicks finger sticking other chicks at frat parties — just about every bonering situation my balls can think of. I do admire some of the dudes on this site, I must admit. I have never been able to get a chick to let me film a fuck session where I stick my baby-maker into her butt while she jams a pink buzzer into her cunt. If you can get a chick to let you do that to her on film, then put that film on the Internet for all to see – -hang on to her as tightly as you possibly can. She’s a keeper.
Although money is no object for me when it comes to a site like Teen GFS, they even offer this one fairly cheap. How’s about less than $1 per day? Yep — you can get a 1 day trial for a dollar, a one month membership for 82 cents per day and a 3 month membership for 66 cents per day. In other words, you already jerk off at least once a day — now you can do it to quality home videos on Teen GFS for the change that you have in your pocket.
You cannot go wrong with Teen GFS if you dig the amateur stuff. You just can’t — so don’t even try it!

Visit the site: www.teengfs.com

… 9.5 out of 10

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Bi Celeste Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Hi Mom!!

The site: biceleste.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: In sum — this is a site with a real chick fucking men and women. Is it special? Well, sort of, yes. The site itself is good and the network is great, as far as real amateur shit goes. Is Celeste anything to write home about? Only if you live in hell. But still well worth a join because of the huge network that you are a part of when you join. 5 out of 10.

[rating:5/10] (5/10)

To join, click here: www.biceleste.com

Bisexual people are just downright fucking greedy, don’t you think? I mean — Jesus Christ — save some cock and or pussy for the rest of us. A bi person is like that fat motherfucker at the buffet that loads up 4 plates while you stand behind him, empty handed. Calm down, fatty — let the rest of us eat some pussy! But really, though — we love bi -chicks. Greedy or not — they sure have a knack with giving me a bone-dog.Celeste is Bi — she’s even called Bi Celeste apparently, so she must be *really* fucking bi! She’s also just a regular gal — not a pro slut or anything, just a somewhat homely chick trying to pay off her big screen TV or college or some shit. She’s a fire- crotch, so all of you redhead lovers get slicked up. She’s pale, as most red barns are. I, personally, think she’s a little crappy looking in the face, but she does have a good body and she’s fucking bi, for chrissakes, so I love her pretty much.

She’s not alone, and that’s the most important thing to take away from this review (well that and the price to join, which is in the next paragraph). She fucks a LOT of different whores and dicks on her site, and she’s also part of a gigantic REAL AMATEUR network called T & A Studios. These peeps are nothing “fancy” — but they have a great niche and I’m a huge fan. They just do amateur porn. No fancy lighting or super hotties — just real folks fucking.

And it’s also a site and a network that us “real folks” can afford. A five day trial is only $4.95. Shiiiittt — that’s less than it costs to get a handjob in Bangkok. And if you like what you see, and I propose that you will, you can join monthly for only $29.95. And before you scoff at that price, keep in mind that you get access to thousands of videos over several sites — all real amateurs. Beat it, bitches! Nope, you can’t!

In sum — this is a site with a real chick fucking men and women. Is it special? Well, sort of, yes. The site itself is good and the network is great, as far as real amateur shit goes. Is Celeste anything to write home about? Only if you live in hell. But still well worth a join because of the huge network that you are a part of when you join.

… 5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.biceleste.com

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Taylor Bow Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

taylorbow

Phhhhrrrrrtttttt!!!! Ahhhhhhhh...

The site: taylorbow.com
The price:$3.95 trial, 23.95/month

The verdict: To the best of our knowledge, there are no other sites like Taylor Bow. Taylor is the exquisite, horny hottie in these videos, and she made these videos with her boyfriend before she dumped him. And forgot to take them with her. Oops! These hardcore videos are very private and very, very real. And Taylor herself…wow. That’s all we can say. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here: www.taylorbow.com

Revenge is a dish best served cold…right? Not in this case. The BangBros serve up a load of very hot revenge videos on this Taylor Bow. Combining amatuer fucking and heartless cruelty seems to be the perfect recipe for a spectacular porn site. Olivier, the poor bastard that was jilted by the site’s namesake, Taylor Bow, had the savvy to record several of their escapades before he was dumped. She apparently forgot, because Taylor Bow dumped him WITHOUT destroying the skin-vids first. We get the benefit of her oversight many, many times over.

It also helps that Taylor Bow is a very sexy little piece of ass, reminescent of Alyssa Milano in many ways. She is also quite freaky, not afraid to show off for the camera. Interesting moments: Taylor puts a bag of pop rocks in her mouth before sucking Olivier off. Her tight little tattooed body is perfect from where we sit. Perfect handful-sized tits and a pierced clit. There are several minutes on TaylorBow.com of her posing in different outfits, as well as lots of sucking and fucking, creampies and facials.

Thne only downside to Taylor Bow is that there is obviously a limited amount of material. There are 20 movies which are 15 to 20 minutes long each. Fortunately for amateur lovers, there is plenty of real amateur action in those 20 videos of the lovely Taylor Bow. Being the amateur video whores that we are, we think it is well worth the money.

Taylor Bow is the quintessential amateur site. Sex and revenge gets us horny! Thanks, Olivier…your pain is our gain!.

Visit the site: www.taylorbow.com

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Tat Queen Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Watch where you're pointing that thing!

The site: tatqueen.com

The price:$2.97 trial, $29.97/month

The verdict: I loved this site, but I know that it’s a narrow niche. But dammit, Tat Queen — do some fucking! 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.tatqueen.com

Right up front — this one’s gonna be hit or miss with you guys out there…you’re either going to love this little inked-up piece of ass as much as I do, or you’ll be totally turned off by her tattoos (but only by her tattoos, because her body is fucking tight!). If you don’t think tats are sexy, pack your shit and get the FUCK out of here. Go jerk off to a churchy bitch or something. Actually…please visit one of our other areas, and thank you for your patronage.Damn…how you you describe the perfect girl in words…it’s hard let me tell you. First of all, her tits are fan-fucking-tastic. Nice and large — which look even larger on her petite frame. And her nippes are pierced. She has the cutest face and sexy red hair. The tats — well, there are lots of them, with my favorite being a pistol on her bikini line that appears to be tucked in when she’s wearing panties. Oh what I wouldn’t give to rub my cock all over that gun.

There are lots of pictures and videos here. It seems that the Tat Queen is somewhat of a fetishist, which I suppose goes hand-in-hand with tat lovers. She has a lot of foot fetish stuff, balloon play and smoking, amongst other things. The videos are sexy, but rarely include anyone but her, which leads me to my biggest gripe…

The frustrating thing about this site, as with many one girl sites, is that she doesn’t spend her time getting fucked like I wish she would. She claims not to be a tease, but I can’t necessarily call her anything else. I mean — I bet she gets fucked something fierce in her spare time — why doesn’t she just film it and make all that much more money? I’ve never understood that about these one girl sites. Is it THAT much different to get film with a cock in you than it is to get filmed jamming objects in your vag?

The negative aside, you can check her out for only $2.97 for a 2 day trial membership, and $29.97 for a month. When you snag a monthly, you also get access to about 30 or so additional sites, many of which are solo girl sites like the Tat Queen (only not all tatted up, unfortunately). The chicks in this network are all really hot, so don’t be worried about this being the only hot one surrounded by a bunch of dumpsters.

I loved this site, but I know that it’s a narrow niche. But dammit, Tat Queen — do some fucking!

Visit the site: www.tatqueen.com

… 8 out of 10

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Big Mouthfuls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Someone's about to get a big mouthful of butthole.

The site: bigmouthfuls.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $23.95/month

The verdict: Another very nice feather in the Bangbros’ hat, featuring some of the sexiest girls in their entire network of sites. Most importantly, this is NOT just a blowjob site — the “big mouthful” just refers to the cumshot at the end of each scene, and that only comes after each girls is pounded by a huge cock from all possible angles. Long videos and lots of them, and the girls come in lots of different shapes, sizes and ethnic groups. Sanchez is still annoying as all hell on the camera, but you take the bad with the good. We give it a 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.bigmouthfuls.com

In case you haven’t already figured it out, Bigmouthfuls specializes in cum guzzling, pure and simple. Their motto is, “The Best All Amateur, All Cum Swallowing Site Online.” Sure, there is a little bit of bragging there, but after going through this site with a fine toothed comb, I think they may just be able to back it up.

Of all of the BangBros sites, this one probably has the hottest chicks. A collection of some truly gorgeous women who have absolutely zero shame and fewer inhibitions. When I first discovered this site, I assumed it was a compilation of blowjobs finished off by a shot of jizz in the mouth and she’s on her way. Fortunately, the cum swallowing does not always follow a hot blow job, but more often than not a hard fucking. I was amazed at the quality of the girls as well as the quality of the scenes. I did not find a single movie that I did not think the girl was hot and the fucking was highly entertaining.

As is the case with almost every “amateur” porn site, I have a hard time believing that this is the first rodeo for any of these sluts. They do not seem likes pros at all, however, and that is probably due to the efforts that the cameramen take to keep it “real.” Each video begins with the girls arriving and getting interviewed so that the audience can “get to know” her. Sounds stupid, but it really seems to add to the whole amatuer ambience. The interview progresses into a strip show, then takes the natural progression from that to swallowing a load of love chowder.

This is, without a doubt, a spectacular porn site. It has it all…amateurs, fucking, sucking, cum swallowing and, best of all, a plethora of hot bitches. It has whites, blacks, asians and latinos, some of whom have big tis and some small. If you like any or all of the above, and a good face fucking to finish it all off, this is your place.

Another very nice feather in the Bangbros’ hat, featuring some of the sexiest girls in their entire network of sites. Most importantly, this is NOT just a blowjob site — the “big mouthful” just refers to the cumshot at the end of each scene, and that only comes after each girls is pounded by a huge cock from all possible angles. Long videos and lots of them, and the girls come in lots of different shapes, sizes and ethnic groups. Sanchez is still annoying as all hell on the camera, but you take the bad with the good. We give it a …

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bigmouthfuls.com

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Big Titty Amateurs Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Udderly amazing! (note: 78% of you will not get that joke)

The site: bigtittyamateurs.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: It’s hard to get too wordy about an amateur big tit site. Look at the pics, watch the videos and join. It’s $3.00 bitch! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.bigtittyamateurs.com

Fuck yes! Two of my three favorite things in the entire world — big tits and amateur sluts. You give me an amateur with big old, floppy mams, I’ll shove a flashlight up your ass – -and we’ll both be pleased as shit! What’s that — what’s the 3rd of my 3 favorite things? Fudge.Here’s the lowdown — thousands of XXX photos, THOUSANDS of full-length videos (full length means at least an hour, “thousands” means more than one thousand — so you figure out how long you can jerk off for), live sex show 24/7 and access to 50 plus additional sites. Fucking A — I love good porn sites (and fudge)!

The only thing better than big tittied amateurs is big tittited amateurs on the cheap (and eating fudge if possible). $2.99 for three days is cheap in my book. $1.00 per day. There are only 2 things in this world you can get for $1.00 per day — this porn and that fucking term life insurance that those old creepy fuckers pitch on commercials shown during the Price is Right. I’d rather spend my money on this.

Let me throw you a bone here — go to this site and check out Patricia — she’s the one that has a thumbnail picture of her with a dildo between her gigantic, tasty titties. She’s a 38D with dark hair, a smile that will melt your face and stiffen your cock. She’s but one of MANY hot, fat boobed amateur gals on this dandy.

It’s hard to get too wordy about an amateur big tit site. Look at the pics, watch the videos and join. It’s $3.00 bitch!

Visit the site: www.bigtittyamateurs.com

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Black Beach Videos Website Reviews

by The Devil (admin)

Black? Check. Beach? Check!

The site: blackbeachvideos.com

The price:$9.99 trial, $34.00/month (recurring)

The verdict: Not a bad informational site with some extras like big black asses and some ebony pussy 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.blackbeachvideos.com

Finally, a porn site that is useful for more than just a jerk off. Black Beach Videos is a site that is dedicated to BIG asses, but it also gives you information on where to find such asses, were you to go looking. Read along, kids. This is kind of the ghetto booty version of girls going wild/spring break fever/coed spring breakers. They have listings of upcoming events that are very, very likely to attract the most bodacious of the bootys, like the Black Beach Event, Black College Reunion, Kappa Beach Party and Black Bike Week. There are several more events listed for the members as well.

Aside from the listings, they also have a lot of pictures and videos of the girls that frequent the places listed. They have videos and pictures from years past to entice you to join them this year at these same events. Sounds good to us. And just like the little white college girls in their element, these ebony baby dolls like to show it off when they get some boozes in them. The difference is that these freaks have a LOT more to show off than those other girls.

The downside to the site is that, as with most any site of this type, the videos and pictures are very amateur. That is, of course, because they are taken by amateurs at amateur events with amateur cameras and amateur lighting…what’d you expect?

The membership fee for a 2 day trial is only $9.99 but the monthly membership will run you a steep $34.95. The good news about that higher price is that you also get access to 12 similar sites and their content. While this particular site is basically void of anything hardcore, some of the other sites have hardcore content, so the steep price is really for a lot more than they offer on just this one site.

Not a bad informational site with some extras like big black asses and some ebony pussy.

… 6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.blackbeachvideos.com

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T and A Exotics Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

T & A Exotics Sample Photo

Peeky, peeky!

The site: tandaexotics.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: This is the best way to sum up this site and network — you know how a lot of pro sites have a perfect Hollywood set with nice music in the background and no bloopers or unintentional noises or scenes? This is the opposite of that. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.tandaexotics.com

You fuckers ever hear of these T and A bitches? True, true amateur shit, right here. No — I’m serious…REAL amateur shit. If you doubt me, check out their graphics. They’re about as amateur as they come.
Now, that being said, once you get past that shit, the fucking is far from amateur. The girls, guys, videos – -all amateur. The fucking…top level shit.Exotic, huh? This is a pretty good site…but I’d beg to differ a bit with the term “exotic.” It’s a Korean chick living in Philly who likes to get fucked and, occasionally, gets a little kinky with candles, rope and tape. To me, that’s not exotic…that’s just a Wednesday. Now, if they had one of those little, green Area 51 motherfuckers getting fisted by a 3rd shifter from a Pittsburgh steel mill whose wearing a gigantic, “We’re #1″ styrofoam hand and jerking of using Concord grape jelly with the other hand — now THAT shit would be exotic. Sort of.

This is one of dozens of sites that belong to this T and A network – -all of which are raw ass amateur shit. You aren’t going to find airbrushing, top models, perfect lighting, movie sets. You will find cute chicks with a blemish here or there, home and club fucking, nice lighting, but not pro shit — just real stuff. You give me a site like this a jam a feather up your ass and we’d BOTH be tickled!

As for more specifics on the site, our hostess on this little journey of smut is Kiana Lee, and as mentioned she’s a Korean gal who is living in Philly. Being totally honest, Korean gals are not #1 on my list of fetishes (certainyl not last, but not first) — but this one is pretty fucking cute. As you’d expect, she’s a tiny little slut. She does like to play dress up (school girl, nurse, etc…all the standards), she likes light bondage and light “rough stuff,” and props such as candles, funky dildos, chocolate, paint, veggies and an occasional nerd to fuck. She’s fun. That’s what we like about her. Fun and real.

Another thing that’s amateur about this site is the price — a scant $4.95 for a FIVE day trial. If you decide to remain a member (and chances are if you a fan of raw amateur shit you will), it’s less than $20 per month (if you grab a 3 month deal). Very nice price considering the fact that this Asian invasion also comes with DOZENS of additional amateur sites — all just as real and raw, but with varying girls (different races, sizes, etc.). Excellent network for true amateur lovers.

This is the best way to sum up this site and network — you know how a lot of pro sites have a perfect Hollywood set with nice music in the background and no bloopers or unintentional noises or scenes? This is the opposite of that. The only noises you hear are the people fucking, the cameras snapping pics (lots of still pics being taken while they fuck — you see lots of flashes popping) and every now and then some people talking off the “set.” Like I said — it’s real.

Visit the site: www.tandaexotics.com

… 7 out of 10

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T and A Coeds Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

T & A Coeds Sample Photo

"Let's just see what you're packin' here..."

The site: tandacoeds.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: Our favorite of the T & A sites — and we’re pretty big fans of them all. Great amateur content without the fancy lights, music and airbrushing. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.tandacoeds.com

Why is it that all of these girls doing internet porn are coeds? Why in the fuck, if you are raking in decent money for spreading your crusty stems, would you continue to go to college? What — you gonna be the next great accountant at T. Rowe Price? No…you will remain a cock scrounge until you are too old to be cute — then you’ll move on to “mature” sites. Then you’ll OD on heroin. Sorry, sometimes the truth hurts. So drop the books and pick up a dildo and start jamming, sister!
That’s what the chicks at T and A Coeds are doing. No one — and I mean NO ONE — believes that any of them are really studying hard for finals this time of year. They are sluts. They fuck for a living. But the great thing about the gals on this site is that they *look* like gal-next-door college gals. They actually could be going to the community college that you failed out of and no one would suspect that they were really cum dumpsters after hours.

We’ve reviewed just about all of the T and A Studios site at the time of the writing of this review, and this one stands out as having the hottest chicks of them all. These girls are pretty fucking sexy for true amateurs. Sure, there are come carp, but mainly they are pretty cute. And in almost every scene there is at least ONE hot chick, and she’s usually having her snatch devoured by that double bagger — so it’s all hot anyway.

Another fantastic thing about this site is that they feature these “sex romps” where numerous gals (5, 6, 7 at a time) get together and go animalistic on each other’s cockpits. And, as I said, most of the girls on this amateur site are very sexy, so these orgy-fucks are usually pretty damned hot.

And one of the best things about T and A Studios — in addition to the actual amateurs that they feature — is the fact that they sell them cheaply. $4.95 for a five day trial. I once paid a hooker $50 for a handjob (hey — it was Vegas and she was hot). $5 for countless handjobs in five full days is a damn good deal. And you not only get this site — our favorite of the T and A sites. You also get access to ALL of their sites when you join monthly. That’s a exceedingly massive amount of video and still photo material.

Our favorite of the T & A sites — and we’re pretty big fans of them all. Great amateur content without the fancy lights, music and airbrushing.

Visit the site: www.tandacoeds.com

… 9 out of 10

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T and A Blondes Website Reviews

by The Caveman (admin)

T & A Blondes Sample Photo

She's not quite blonde, is she?

The site: tandablondes.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: We like real amateur shit like this. You can find hotter chicks all over the fucking place, but none are as real as you’ll find here. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.tandablondes.com

You’ve heard all of the adages — Gentlemen prefer blondes. Blondes have more fun. What is the fucking obsession with blonde chicks? And for that matter — what the fuck is all this obsession with hair color — or hair in general? I like my sluts bald. Not a hair on their head. If Howie Mandel had a nice set of D cups and a bangin’ ass, I’d fuck the shit out of him. Seriously. Howie is hot. I jerk off to Deal or No Deal — and not for those suitcase whores.Sorry for the tangent — this site is not about slick-headed hotties, but the aforementioned blondies. Now, these are far from blonde bombshells, mind you. These are regular gals that you find at the grocery store, movie theater, unemployment line, welfare office, etc. T and A Blondes is a member of the T and A network (imagine that) — which means that the one absolute guarantee that you get with every site and every video is authenticity. That is to say — these are really normal, amateur chicks filming their exploits — not some dolled up starlets.

I don’t necessarily always judge the “greatness” or “shittiness’ of a site based upon the media attention that it has garnered, but when you get a site like this that is to raw and so truly amateur, and then you hear that it has been featured on Playboy TV (Sexcetera & Homegrown Video), to me that’s a pretty good sign that we are looking at something good. And guess what? We are.

The site is “hosted” by Katya — a Ukrainian/Russian/Some Shit blonde. Katya has a cute face, but her tits appear to be empty. That’s right — they seem to just be sack of deflated skin hanging from her chest. Not that I wouldn’t fuck her — her pussy is nice and meaty, she’s thin and her ass is nice. But titty fucking her would be like slicking up two gym socks and wrapping them around your cock. Just sayin’…

But Katya is not the only girl on this site — and there are hundreds in the entire network (which is all included when you join this one site). There are a bunch of gal-next-door blondes, with my favorite probably being Angelina Hart — a bleach blonde with a stellar body. And she likes to wear schoolgirl outfits, which raises her up an entire notch in my twisted book. Another plus is that she just loves to fuck, so you get to see her fucking regular dudes (this is one beautiful thing about real amateur sites — you get to see regular fuckheads like yourself get with hotties…it gives you (false) hope).

You can get this dandy for $4.95 for a 5 day trial. We like to suggest that option because amateur sites are very much a preference thing. You may get in there are love it and want to join for a month or more (which costs around $30 or less — depending on the package you choose — if you do). You could also get in there and it could remind you of watching your parents fuck your aunt and uncle. Take the five day tour for $5…

We like real amateur shit like this. You can find hotter chicks all over the fucking place, but none are as real as you’ll find here.

Visit the site: www.tandablondes.com

… 7.5 out of 10

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