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T and A Asians Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

T & A Asians Sample Photo

Me Chinese, me play joke...

The site: tandaasians.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: All in all I was expecting good things from T & A Asians, but I got GREAT things. The network is very nice for a real amateur’s network. This site in particular may be the best of them all. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.tandaasians.com

Those of you that have read previous reviews about the T & A sites know that I love them, but at the same time I give them a lot of shit for their lackluster talent pool. Not this time. These Asians are some hot bitches. How can T & A get so many hot Asian chicks, but the black, white and latina chicks they get are more like “fives?” Either they are based in Chinatown or they have a pretty dandy little sex-slave ring going on. Either way — me likey this site!

You familiar with T & A? Well, of course you are — I meant the studio by that name. They do all *real* amateur stuff. And when I say real, I mean real. Even the graphics on the page are amateur (and extremely amateur at that). At first blush you’d probably think this site was shitty, due to the admittedly horrific look to it. But all of the T & A sites, and ESPECIALLY T & A Asians, are stuffed full of amateur goodness.

Generally speaking, I love Asian women, but for me they are 3rd in the pecking order of chicks I like to fuck. Size- wise they lead the pack, but they don’t make my balls tingle quite as much as latinas and/or Caucasian girls. But this site may have shoved them up the list significantly. As I mentioned (a million times), they are real chicks getting fucked here — no acting whatsoever. And somehow they got them pretty hot — like the hostess at that fancy sushi restaurant you went to that one time — instead of many Asian sites that feature that mean old Asian lady from Big Daddy.

We love the price long time too — $4.95 for a 5 day trial. That’s cheaper than Kung Pao Cat! We always suggest that you try a 3 or 5 day trial if it is available for cheap. Why not? You can always shell out the full $30 for a monthly later on, might as well get the cheap 5 days while you can. And who knows…maybe you’re some weird-ass creep who doesn’t dig on these fine Asian ladies. In that case, you’re only out $5 and you can check out our Ebony, Latina or Bondage pages.

And finally, the network itself is fucking huge. It says something about terabytes on their site. I have no idea what the fuck that means, but I assume it’s a lot or they wouldn’t be bragging about having TWO of them, right? All kinds of amateur chicks getting fucked by regular dudes — honestly there is more amateur porn in this network than you could watch in MONTHS!

All in all I was expecting good things from T & A Asians, but I got GREAT things. The network is very nice for a real amateur’s network. This site in particular may be the best of them all.

Visit the site: www.tandaasians.com

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T and A Amateurs Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

T & A Amateurs Sample Photo

I'm gonna tear that goth pussy to pieces."

The site: tandaamateurs.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: The site looks bad on it’s face, but you’d be making a big mistake not to give it a try. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.tandaamateurs.com

I’m going to ask for a hand held camcorder and cash money this Christmas. I’m going to use the money to buy a single side trailer and coax white trash sluts into coming over and fucking each other. The camera, of course, will record it all. Then I’m going to stick it on the internet and let everyone watch the videos for free. What better way to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by giving…right?The most important thing to understand about this site is that “it is what it is.” What the fuck does that mean? Well — there are no fake scripts (no scripts at all actually), no dolled up bitches, no super star looking sluts — these are all real looking chicks that get fucked on striped couches with wood paneling in the background. True amateur lovers know EXACTLY what I mean by that!

Summer Tyme, and the fuckin’s easy. Or something like that. Summer Tyme is the name of the star of this site (real name, we’re sure). I was very pleasantly surprised at the heat on this site. Why? Well, the front page leaves a lot to be desired — DO NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY IT’S cover in this case — it’s NOT a site run by a retarded finger painter. Instead, they have a lot of very nice (and admittedly some not as nice) amateurs — REAL fucking amateurs, that is.

Summer herself is a pretty smokey brunette (long, straight hair) with tiny tits and a tight pussy to boot. She’s the kind of slut that was neglected by Daddy, so she fucks any guy that will give her attention. What? All sluts are like that? Oh…well then she’s one of them. But she’s even better than those dolled of sluts that you see on the high dollar pay sites – -this site is basically her doing what she was bred to do and getting a little kickback to pay for her Trans Am and her Lot in Shady Acres Mobile Home Community.

And every single chick on this site is cut from the same mold — all are fresh amateurs that are just looking to make a buck and get their jammys filled with chowder. Some are hot, some are not. All are real. I LOVE sites like this one. Sure…they look like shit on the outside — but on the inside they’re beautiful. I guess that makes them kind of like what ugly people say about other ugly people…

The price – -a simple $4.95 for 5 days. Less than $1 per day. Less than a lunch value meal at a fast food restaurant. Less than ONE smut flick in a hotel. Jesus, people — aren’t these tramps throwing away their dignity worth your 5 spot?

The site looks bad on it’s face, but you’d be making a big mistake not to give it a try.

Visit the site: www.tandaamateurs.com

… 8 out of 10

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Sweet X Tina Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Sweet Xtina Sample Photo

Fuckin' sweet!

The site: sweetxtina.com

The price:$9.99 a month

The verdict: Lots of times we, as humans, do “judge a book by its cover.” I do, I admit it. So I have to be attracted to the chick before I am interested enough to think about joining her site. You should have zero problem in this area with Tina — especially if you like better-than-average looking blondes with a little junk in the trunk. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.sweetxtina.com

Tina loves big, black cocks. Now, being a Caucasian man without a big, black cock, you’d think I’d be a little put off by this. Well, you’d be fucking wrong. What do I care? Odds are that I’ll never bump into her at the grocery store, ask her to fuck me and get turned down. I don’t give a shit what she likes, as long as she finds what turns her on the most, and films herself in that heightened state of eroticism. I’ll get my nut all the same.The first thing that caught our eye about Tina was that she’s pretty sexy. Of course, you’d expect as much, but a lot of these one chick amateur sites will throw up any turd they can find that is willing to get boned for peanuts. Tina is a very cute blonde. She’s a tad thick — not fat, pudgy, obese or big-boned — just a smidge thick, just the way we like ‘em. In fact, she’s really not thick when compared to 99% of women, it’s just that we sometimes get so used to seeing these waifed up crack whores that we forget what normal is. If you saw her on the street, you’d think that she was just some cute blonde that works at the courthouse or some shit. You’d never guess she takes black dicks up her ass for a living.

But she does, and God bless her for the same. She’s a dirty one, as well. Although she calls herself “sweet”, we bet she’s far from it. You can tell just by the way she wrinkles her forehead, almost angry-like, while she’s getting a handful of fingers jammed in her snatch. She loves the dirty shit.

Her membership fee is a standard $19.99 for a month. Is it worth it? Sure…we think so. Of course, we think $20 is pretty reasonable to spend on any porn for a full month — especially when you consider that you pay at least 3 times that for your cable and you don’t get a single bit of penetration! Plus — for a one gal porn site she puts out a decent.

Lots of times we, as humans, do “judge a book by its cover.” I do, I admit it. So I have to be attracted to the chick before I am interested enough to think about joining her site. You should have zero problem in this area with Tina — especially if you like better-than-average looking blondes with a little junk in the trunk. The other half of the equation is what she does for you *after* she gets you with her looks. Tina does plenty to be worth our $20 spot per month.

Update! SweetXTina.com dropped it’s price to $9.99 a month.

Visit the site: www.sweetxtina.com

… 8.5 out of 10

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Sweet Loads Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Sweet Loads Sample Photo

Got a sweet tooth. huh?

The site: sweetloads.net

The price: $5.95 trial/ $34.95 month

The verdict: A really good amateur facial site. Very real and very true. A dying breed. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.sweetloads.net

Despite the name, there is nothing particularly “sweet” about this site. That is not a negative thing, we absolutely loved the site. But sweet it ain’t. More extreme hardcore than anything…filthy, nasty and degrading are better words to describe it! They specialize in facials, but they do it all too!

This is another true amateur site, which is a HUGE bonus for us. These girls are obviously not stars or even part-time porn starlets. Most of them are cute, some are not. That is what makes them real. None of them have that “porn star” look, except when you see them taking a big cock in the butt…that view is all porn star!! The videos on the site are all original, so another thumbs up on that!

Taylor was our girl on this site. Taylor is a cute brunette, who is a filthy slut! we liked her a lot…there was jut something about her. She is a stripper by trade, so that was one thing that we liked. She also was a trooper taking Steve’s big dick in every hole. She takes an ass fucking like she was born to do just that. She also sucks a mean cock and didn’t even wince when she took a full payload to the kisser.

And there are over 100 girls in the same boat as Taylor…all looking to suck a cock and get humiliated for a few dollars. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and we are all the beneficiaries of these broken-down tramps’ hard luck. Ain’t life grand?

For $5.95 you can get full access for a trial period, and then it is $34.95 per month. This is a little higher than average, but it is all original and there are many, many hours of video and more coming all the time. Sluts like these are endless, so they will never stop crawling out of the woodwork. You can bet your hard earned 35 bucks on that!

A really good amateur facial site. Very real and very true. A dying breed.

Visit the site: www.sweetloads.net

… 9 out of 10

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Boy Girl Bang Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Boy Girl Bang Sample Photo

Ouch!

The site: boygirlbang.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: This site definitely has its funny moments, but it can get surprisingly hot. I really, really enjoy it. If it stood alone, I’d have to deduct for “nut points” — that is, for being more about the freak-show than a real orgasm bringer — but with the additional 32 sites that are hot as fuck, it gets a great score from me 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.boygirlbang.com


Take off your coat, kick off your shoes…you’re gonna feel right at home with this one. Why, you ask? Why am I so sure that this site is for you? Because the front page says, “Getting Total Loser Guys Laid With Gorgeous Women.” Birds of a feather…. C’mon — you wouldn’t slinking around on porn sites all day if you could be out getting laid, right? Hey, don’t be offended — I do this shit for a living — how do you think I feel?You’ve probably seen the idea in play before, but if not, here’s what happens — they find a loser dude, then they find a loser girl (attractive but poor for the girl) — they pay her to fuck him. They film it, stick it on the web, you watch, laugh, then jerk off. Capiche?

This is just my personal opinion — but this kind of site is my absolute favorite. I love to see the normal (or even freakishly abnormal) guy get a chance to fuck a dandy — even if she has to be paid handsomely to do it. I don’t know why — call it the underdog syndrome. I sometimes volunteer as a hugger at the Special Olympics too — I’m that kind of guy. So seeing these tards get some ‘tang makes my heart melt.

So…are these guys really porn stars in disguise? Surely they can’t really be losers, right? If that is your skeptical mindset I cannot blame you — but I CAN convince you. How? Check out the vid featuring Tubby Bob. You’ll know immediately what I mean. You see, calling Bob “tubby” is like saying Rosie O’Donnell is “husky” or saying that Chris Farley was “portly.” They’re fucking fat — just like Bob, here. No that there is anything wrong with that — except the obvious fact that it does usually put a crimp in your “getting laid” plans. But not for lucky Bob — he was discovered by Phoebe. In her words, he is “the biggest, fattest, loser I’ve ever met.” Nice gal, huh? Anyway, Phoebe paid Mariah $600 to fuck this blob on camera. God bless capitalism, huh?

The other great shit about this site is the network that it is a part of. Of course, we understand that this site for some may be more about laughs than true, get-your-nut fantasy. Personally, I like it for both purposes — but I understand that some of you may be reluctant to spend $29.97 per month (that’s what it costs by the way) for something that may end up making you laugh more than it makes you jizz. No worries — the O.C. Cash network is a splendid web of 33 porno sites — ALL INCLUDED in the 1 site price of $29.97. And you can get a 3 day trial for $4.97 to see what you think. The sites are all original, all very well done and most of them are VERY hot — not all funny and shit like this one. Absolutely one of the best deals on the internet.

This site definitely has its funny moments, but it can get surprisingly hot. I really, really enjoy it. If it stood alone, I’d have to deduct for “nut points” — that is, for being more about the freak-show than a real orgasm bringer — but with the additional 32 sites that are hot as fuck, it gets a great score from me.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.boygirlbang.com

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Brain Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3
The site: brainpass.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.brainpass.com

One of the best and most extensive pay sites on the net, Brainpass.com is a collection of over 2 dozen sites, all of which are extremely well put together and have unstoppable talent (both male and female). You may have read our other reviews about Brain Cash…well, this is their main site. You can join through one of the sites listed with the Brain Cash group, or simply go to brainpass.com and join there. You will not be disappointed (unless you like shitty videos with ugly chicks and guys with small dicks fucking horses).

For a reasonable rate of $29.95 per month, you get access to some pretty damn good sites. Ever heard of Peter North? You will get his official site with all of the award winning cum shots. Lexington Steele? Yep, he’s here with his terrifying dong. Not only do they have some of the biggest names in the business, there are also several single-girl sites with super hot chicks that fuck on film…a lot! Shelby Bell is one of these girls and she is a fucking knockout. If you do not think she is the hottest thing on video, well then maybe you should join and head to boyscasting.com!

Also, there are several sites dedicated to niches, such as realsquirt.com (you can figure that one out, can’t you?), feetfrenzy.com (again, a no brainer), and fuckthatasian.com, and onlydp.com (some of the best double penetration scenes featuring the likes of Peter North, Lex Steele and Lauren Phoenix). We could go on, but it is much easier for you to just go to Brain Pass and see for yourself!

In addition to their featured sites, they promise over 200 bonus sites with the price of your pass. They also give you weekly live shows on web cam, as well as one-on-one session with some of their models. Again…this is all for only $29.95 per month. We have found many network sites that we really like, but none so far are on the level of this one.

Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.brainpass.com

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Stolen Home Films Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Ohhhhh....myyyyy....Gooooodddddd......

The site: stolenhomefilms.com

The price:$29.95/Month plus 7 bonus days

The verdict: One of the new great networks in porn, and one of the great sites on that network. Fuck you if you don’t love it. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.stolenhomefilms.com

If you are going to commit a crime, I always say make sure it involves sex. Not like rape or anything – that shit’s not cool But stealing some home porno tapes is well worth 2 years of unsupervised probation in my book – as long as you can copy those fuckers and keep them for future reference.

I have my doubts as to whether these are truly stolen home films or not, but I don’t give 2 flying shits. What I do know for sure about them is that they are some of the hottest slick flicks that I have seen in a long fucking time. I’d stake my reputation on Stolen Home Films making you come, but a guy with a name like The Devil doesn’t really have much of a reputation to speak of, huh?

What’s better than a cache of SCREENED home videos, with the fatties, cripples, oldies and retards thinned out? Nothing, motherfucker – that’s what. Go to Stolen Home Films and search for fatty-retard-cripple-oldie porn if you’re into that kind of shit – this is for people with high standards of chick-next-door porn.

My best advice to join Stolen Home Films – -and you WILL want to join – is to snag an initial 2 monther. That is only $40 ($20 per), and you don’t have to keep committing to 2 month sessions, because after the 1st 2 months it will start on a monthly at $19.95 per month. Excellent deal.

One of the new great networks in porn, and one of the great sites on that network. Fuck you if you don’t love it.

Visit the site: www.stolenhomefilms.com

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Spring Break Hoes Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

I'll never tell.

The site: springbreakhoes.com

The price:$1.00 Trial – $29.21 month

The verdict: Spring Break is still one of The greatest American inventions of all time — and now you can enjoy it from your computer, year-round 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.springbreakhoes.com

Ever been on Spring Break? I went once — to South Padre Island. It really is all they crack it up to be — countless co-eds getting drunk and wagging their bare tits around like they were auditioning for the cover of National Geographic. Endless wet t-shirt contests that end up with most of the girls getting fingered by the surging crowd of drunken frat-monsters. Unfortunately for me, I am a sickening alcoholic and I spent most of my time fighting Mexicans and riding mechanical bulls in seedy bars. I still had a pretty good time, though.

But not as good a time as you’ll have *pretending* that you’re on Spring Break while checking out this site — Spring Break Hoes. And guess what, folks? It’s a reality site that is….REAL! Imagine that? Yeah — it may be easy to fake picking up a chick at the laundromat, but it’s a little more difficult to fake an entire wet t-shirt contest in front of hundreds of people. Not hardcore, which is certainly a drawback, but the upside is that these are real bitches in the wild — kind of like a pussy safari.

I’m not sure why it is, but there is something that makes it impossible to turn away from college girls flashing their tits. I mean — I know WHY it is, I just mean that sort of thing seems to be even more alluring than hardcore porn. Have you ever checked out the guy that started Girls Gone Wild? The motherfucker has a private jet. One day he said, “Hey — let’s get a video camera, some cheap t-shirts and some booze and head to The beach. Then we can offer The girls a shitty t-shirt to see their tits. And we can film it!” And The fucking shit worked…big time.

This site is EXACTLY like The aforementioned GGW — but you don’t have to order DVDs and you don’t have to help that prick pay for his plane (instead you can help these folks get a jump on their own plane). Plus, you don’t have to pay as much — a trial period on this baby only costs you $1. That’s probably less than jet-boy pays for those t-shirts. Plus, it’s MUCH cheaper than actually going there to see it in person — that shit will cost you thousands of dollars and a case of Tijuana crabs.

And when you join this site, you get access to all of their sites — a total of 9 reality sites for The price of one. This is a really nice network and all of their sites have quality material and very nice talent.

Spring Break is still one of The greatest American inventions of all time — and now you can enjoy it from your computer, year-round.

Visit the site: www.springbreakhoes.com

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T and A Lesbians Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

It almost looks like an assault

"2 on 1 - no fair!"

The site: tandalesbians.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: Not a damn thing wrong with this all-true amateur site. The network that it is a part of makes it even more worth your $5 trial membership. Splurge a little, cheapskate! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.tandalesbians.com

Why do so-called lesbians use strap-on dicks to fuck each other? Wouldn’t they’d just fuck a dude? I mean — I’ve reviewed porn for a long time and seen billions of gay and lesbian scenes, but I have never once seen a gay dude strap a fake pussy on another dude and then fuck it. Just doesn’t happen.

T and A Lesbians is a conglomeration of all of the snatch-diving whores that are a part of the T and A network. This is actually a very fine network for those of you that like real amateur shit. If you like pro shit, pro-am shit or bombshell bitches — check out some of our other sites — this one ain’t for you. But people who love actual amateurs going at it, look no further. Not only do they have that, they have a LOT of that!

That’s because this site is a member of the T & A Network, which is a gigantic, all amateur extravaganza. Seriously — it’s big and the amateurs are truly the dudes and sluts from ’round the way. They have umpteen sites, dozens of chicks on each site and all are included in ONE membership fee. About that fee — it’s less than $30 for a month, but we suggest that you give yourself a cheap taste first, to be sure you like it. You can get a 5 day membership for $4.95. We always tell people to grab these while they can — you can always join the full one later — but make sure you like it first.

Let’s take a minute to talk about these dykes — they are cute, but not bombshell material (for the most part). But do NOT mistake that to mean they are junk. These are just normal girls — but on the high side of a “5.” They are way sexier than the super hot pro chicks in my opinion, just because you know that they are not bullshitting on the camera. They are really getting into their shit here.

And, as you’d expect from the name — no dicks here. Unless you count plastic ones, then there are a ton. But it’s all chicks. And the great thing about amateur lesbian sites is that, for the most part, these chicks are eating each other out because they actually LIKE it, as opposed to just being told that they have to do it. Refreshing.

Not a damn thing wrong with this all-true amateur site. The network that it is a part of makes it even more worth your $5 trial membership. Splurge a little, cheapskate!

Visit the site: www.tandalesbians.com

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Burning Angel Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

burningangel

This is what it looks like when an angel burns.

The site: burningangel.com

The price:$19.99/month

The verdict: I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.burningangel.com

I want to get my cock tattooed, but I am scared that it might hurt. Do you think it will? Before you answer, you should know that I routinely spread honey on my cock and let fire ants have at it – you know, just for a release of sorts.

This site is one of my all-time favorite pro sites, and it is the flagship site of possibly the very best network on the entire internet if you are into alt porn. Chicks with tattoos get me so fucking hard I could cut diamonds with my cock, and this network is fucking FULL of them.

There’s a ton of shit going on here, so it’s a little tough to catch it all in a few paragraphs. Obviously, it’s an alt/punk/goth/emo type site, with tons of super, super hot chicks with piercings and tattoos. It’s a lot like that Suicide chick site (you know the one), but better because it’s hardcore.  Like, really good hardcore fucking.

The extras include lots of member and site model discussion on a ton of forums. I checked the forums out, and MANY of the starlets are on there, posting and talking with the members. They also have contests , interviews with famous bands and people and a ton of additional shit, not to mention the hardcore fuck videos and pictures (of which there are tons and tons). I like to think of it as a hardcore, digital playboy for guys who like punky-type chicks. In other words, good and entertaining form of Playboy.

The network costs $20 per month to join. Read closely – I didn’t say just this site.  I said the entire fucking network of 8 alt porn sites costs $30 per month. And only $50 for 90 days. To me, this is one of the best deals on the net. Again -only if you’re into tattooed gals.

I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans.

Visit the site: www.burningangel.com

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