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Anal Rookies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3

The site: analrookies.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: Besides the hot chicks getting fanny fucked, other draws of Anal Rookies are HD quality video, TONS of content and TEN additional free sites (all of which are very well done pro sites from the same network). Oh, and all of that for less than $25 per month. Not too fucking bad if you ask me…and you did. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.analrookies.com

Being a rookie at anything is surely tough, what with all of the hazing and hi-jinx and such. Being a rookie at getting fucked in the rear end has got to be the toughest of the tough. My arsehole has never been hazed, but I can’t paint any sort of pretty picture of that in my head.

There is not one snowball’s chance in hell that these chicks on AnalRookies.com are just being introduced to ass sex. Sorry — I just don’t buy it. That doesn’t really matter to me in the grand scheme of things, I’m just calling a spade a spade. That being said, AnalRookies is a nice little professional butt hole site.

The chicks are all sitting on the top shelf. Well, they WERE sitting on the top shelf. No, I would have to assume that they aren’t SITTING anywhere. Especially the scorching hot redhead who takes 2 ding-a-lings up her shithole. But in any event — they are top of the line chicks.

Besides the hot chicks getting fanny fucked, other draws of Anal Rookies are HD quality video, TONS of content and TEN additional free sites (all of which are very well done pro sites from the same network). Oh, and all of that for less than $25 per month. Not too fucking bad if you ask me…and you did.

8.5 out of 10

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Heal My Ass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

WTF?

WTF?

The site: healmyass.com

The price:$29.99 per month

The verdict: Take out the goofy acting and I’m totally on board with Heal My Ass. As it currently is, I can go to the circus and watch the clowns fuck each other and get the same effect. 5 out of 10.

[rating:5/10] (5/10)I knew a guy who fell on a tent stake and it created a new, independent asshole, right next to his existing one. This feller had 2 assholes, but he was straight, so that second, virgin asshole went unfucked. I am betting he fingers it on a regular basis, though.

HealMyAss.com is one of those sites that has good looking, professional porn starlets who know their way around a boner, but then they go and fuck it up by putting a bunch of silly play acting and props all over the place. This one puts these bitches in an over-the-top fake doctor’s office with over-the-top, goofy counterparts and silly props like gorilla masks and rubber chickens. Some of you may dig that shit, but it ruins the entire scene for me.

Obviously, the good part of HealMyAss is that you’re going to see a lot of butt fucking. Tons of it. But it’s not the “scared look in the eye, ow that shit hurts but feels good too” kind of butt fucking that we all know from our personal lives. This, instead, is hardcore, hammer time butt fucking that results in an asshole so gaped that you could place a drumstick in there sideways and not hit the rim.

This site is not my bag at all, but when you join you get access to 30 additional sites, many of which I like, so it’s definitely worth a join, IMHO. $30 will get you all of the sites each month, so that’s about a dollar a site for the month. Decent numbers when you put it that way.

Take out the goofy acting and I’m totally on board with Heal My Ass. As it currently is, I can go to the circus and watch the clowns fuck each other and get the same effect.

5 out of 10

Visit HealMyAss.com

To join, click here:www.healmyass.com

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Whoregies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

The pink top makes her a whore.  The 6 other people make it a Whorgie.

The pink top makes her a whore. The 6 other people make it a Whorgie.

The site: whoregies.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: A nice idea and well done to boot. We wish we were this lucky
[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

Whoregies is what you call a reverse gang bang. Whoregies features videos with several chicks and only one or two guys, all fucking and sucking and licking and cumming. Lucky bastards.

Whoregies pits numerous ladies against one ro two guys in a steamy orgy. Who knows what will happen. Sometimes the guy will be hammering the girl from behind and have his cock yanked out of her snatch, only to quickly be thrust into a horny sluts mouth. Or a guy could be ass-hammering a chick while another chick licks his balls, one licks her pussy and two are watching while 69ing each other. Think you’d like that? Yeah…us too.

We also liked the quality of chicks that Whoregies put in the videos. Top shelf, my friends. How fucking great is that…8 or 9 gorgeous ladies rolling around together and moaning and shit. Damn. But we have to admit that we were not surprised about the talent when we noticed that this site was a Meat member site. They always have the best bitches (see Top Notch Bitches if you don’t believe us) and they always have spectacular sites with high quality videos and lots of updates. Oh…and there are FORTY of these sites…and you get them ALL for$29.95 per month. Now you can see why we were so excited.

Our favorite video? Can you actually have a favorite amongst a group of things if every single thing is the greatest thing you have ever imagined? No…but we will just tell you about one to see if it is something you might be interested in. How about Episode #2 on the site. It is just as spectacular as the rest. We counted at least 7 girls, but it was hard to tell because we kept forgetting what we were doing due to the jerking off and all. Brunettes, redheads and blondes – oh my!! Erik Everhard, the cocksmith that runs the site, is as lucky as any man that has ever walked this earth.

A nice idea and well done to boot. We wish we were this lucky!  8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.WHOREGIES.COM

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No image.  Look for yourself.

No image. Look for yourself.

The site: aloadineveryhole.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: I actually liked this site a lot. There are others in the network that I was not as excited about, but this one is pretty good. Shit – anytime I can watch a chick get cummed in by at least 3 dudes, I’m in the front row 9 times out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.aloadineveryhole.com

I am jealous that women have more holes than I do. I wish I had another couple of holes. Holes always feel good when you stick shit in them. Even my ears like to get fucked. If I just had 2 more holes, my life would be complete.There’s no mystery as to what this site is about. Chicks getting chowder in the neck, ass and cunt. You know –  it really takes a special kind of gal to subject her self to a multi-cocked experience like these sluts do. When the dudes are through with them, them are like cum pinatas. Now, if someone would just beat them with a bat until they split apart. I kid, I kid!…

Know who I liked? Liza Harper. She looked exactly like a chick I used to know In college. Cute, but you’d never peg her to be the porn type if you saw her in a classroom or a supermarket. But alas, she’s a camera slut – -and the dirtiest kind, too. She looks like a fucking Gumby doll the way these dudes stretch her all about while lobbing sperm grenades into her cavities.

The fee is standard at $30 per month. But if you join for 6 months, you can get this site, as well as about 15 others, for the price of about 3 months. Great deal.

I actually liked this site a lot. There are others in the network that I was not as excited about, but this one is pretty good. Shit – anytime I can watch a chick get cummed in by at least 3 dudes, I’m in the front row 9 times out of 10…

7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.aloadineveryhole.com

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Altered Assholes Website Reviews

by The Devil (admin)

You cant see it, but her asshole is prolapsed

You cant see it, but her asshole is prolapsed

The site: alteredassholes.com

The price:$29.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A very good anal site. Excellent quality in both the babes and the videos themselves. A bit extreme, but entertaining and sexy nonetheless. We like the network too!

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.alteredassholes.com

You had better push back from your computer right now and stand up because we promise you…after checking this site out your asshole will hurt from just looking at it! Altered Assholes is a brutal extreme anal hardcore site that is, well…brutal. These are not your average slow-and-easy anal pumping videos that you have seen before. These fuckers are drilling for oil…deep. And hard.

A member of the Meat Members network, this site has some nice added benefits, besides the increased sale of Astro Glide. When you join this you also become a member of the entire Meat Members network, which means that you are a member of over 40 other sites as well. All of the sites differ in content, ranging from anal to gagging to ATM. Many are fairly extreme in the grand scheme of things. The price to join is only $29.95 per month…and we say only because that fee will get you access to over 1.3 MILLION MBs of video. That is an assload (pun intended)

Our first comment would be about the quality of the chicks that they stab on this site. In a word…very nice! When we come across a site that is very hardcore and very physically demanding, we generally expect to see the bottom of the barrel skanks that are getting demoralized for a $20 rock. This site is definitely different in that sense. The girls that we saw were all very hot. Actually, they were much, much hotter than we expected. Almost so hot that we think something is amiss…how the fuck do they get these hot bitches to brutalize???

The next thing that we noticed was the quality of the site and videos themselves. Also very nice. The videos were all original, which you know is a big thing to us. They are also of very high quality and very well done. Crisp and clean…and you can hear every ass-tissue rip and tear! Well…not that clear…but damn near! Very nice quality on these videos! And that goes for all of the Meat Cash sites as well.

Who do we recommend? Try Claudia Rossi, a stellar piece of ass with small tits and elephant trunk-like nipples (those fuckers are long!!).She is very sexy and she obviously likes the cock! This brunette actually requested that they never leave a hole open…so it took two of them to get the job done. It starts out as an innocent double team and ends up with a gaping asshole and a face full of cum. Very good clipand very good fucking. Claudia is very, very sexy.

And if you like the Barbie Doll blondes, then they have Barbara Summer for you, a bottled-blonde with an asshole that more resembles a rabbit hole. This bitch is bored out! She is dirty as hell, too, as she deep throats the guy and then licks his asshole. He returns the asshole favor by throwing his cock into her ass. Like, taking it all the way out and heaving it at her hole…hitting his mark every time.

A very good anal site. Excellent quality in both the babes and the videos themselves. A bit extreme, but entertaining and sexy nonetheless. We like the network too!…9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.alteredassholes.com

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

10 out of 10

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Vip XXX Area Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Her tatto functions exactly like a nipple.

Her tatto functions exactly like a nipple.

The site: vipxxxarea.com

The price: $1.00 trial

The verdict: A very good portal site to get to a great network of fetish sites. We are members.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)
To join, click here:www.vipxxxarea.com

VIP XXX Area is a portal site to a group of very nice sites, many of which specialize in the fetishes that we all have in some form or another. It is not really a content site in and of itself, but when you join you get LOTS of all-original content.

The list of sites is large and continues to grow on a regular basis. At the time of this review, the sites included are: Her First DV, Sinful Teachers, Teens in Glasses, Public Peek, Bad Office Girls, Femdom Abuse, Pantyhose and Panties, Teens in Satin, Teens in Slips, Easy Drunk Girls, MILF Whore, Cummy Feet, Tranny Destruction, Daily Movies and Daily Jokes.

The membership fee to join is $1.00 for a trial or $34.95 for a month. Obviously we do not need to tell you that a site that gives you access to over a dozen all-original, very high quality, amateur-type fetish sites for less than $35 per month is a great deal. And if you want to check out some of the sites first, go to our reviews of these sites. We have some freebies for you to get you started. We honestly think that these sites and extremely well done overall.

One of the sites offered, Easy Drunk Girls, was one of our new favorites. You can read our review, but basically they go to clubs and talk these excessively drunk chicks into fucking out in the limo — but NOT fucking the guys that are making the site or running the site. Instead, they get a guy from the bar who is equally drunk, but sometimes not equally as attractive, and that guy gets to fuck this wretched slut. The girls are generally cute and the sex and everything about it is really entertaining.

That is but one of the sites you get full access to for the one fee. We think that as a network it is one of the top ones based upon the fact that the girls are great and the sites have ONLY original content. They are very adamant that you will not see their shit anywhere else and so far we have not.

A very good portal site to get to a great network of fetish sites. We are members!

Visit the site: www.vipxxxarea.com

8.5 out of 10

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Why don't you have your images turned on?  You're on a porn site, for fuck's sake!  Turn them on the click to see Video Box, the best porn rental site.
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever fucked? I have a few up at the top of the list. Once, I hollowed out an antelope’s thigh bone, lubed it up and fucked the shit out of it. That was odd. I also fucked a disconnected trachea – same antelope. That felt better than the bone. Side note: I have since been banned from hunting in the lower 48 states.

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

Video Box is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

Video Box does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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Anal ASAP Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

They need to work on their understanding of ASAP

They need to work on their understanding of ASAP

The site: analasap.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Pretty good anal site, but offers a lot of content available elsewhere. Overall, worth the time and money. 7 out of 10

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here: www.analasap.com

“Feel the pain, bitch!”

Anal ASAP is a pretty good anal site, but offers a lot of content available elsewhere. Overall, worth the time and money. …

This sentence was the very first thing we saw when we stumbled onto Anal Asap. It was love at first sight. And if that wasn’t enough to hook us, we were certainly not going anywhere else when we read the other ads on the front page. “Ass ripping videos!” “Anal lovin’ whores!” Who could turn away from that?

Once inside Anal ASAP, we first noticed a very large database of professional anal videos. There are 40 full length DVDs, all of which are dedicated to the hershey highway. They are broken down into scnes (as all videos on Pimproll sites are) for easy viewing. They even give you a headstart by telling you what their favorite, or top-rated, anal scenes are. You can simply click on their recommendations to get your jerk started.

As a member of Pimproll, you will not only get access to Anal ASAP for your $24.95 per month, but also 50 plus other sites (including several other anal sites…both gay and straight). Even better, each video is broken down into easily searchable scenes.

We were a bit disappointed to find that Anal ASAP was almost exactly the same as the other anal sites that pimproll has to offer. We would prefer every site of each genre to be completely differnt. We do realize that is a tall order…but hey, we can always dream, right? In a perfect world…

Anyone can talk a good game, but the true test is whether they can walk the walk. We dissected Anal Asap and found that they have a good game with a few flaws, but all-in-all a satisfactory anal site.

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.analasap.com

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