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Anyone out there want to buy some oceanfront property in Arizona? I am sure that we could sell it to you, if you are buying that the girls on this site — Anal Sex Virgin — are really getting a cock in their pooper for the very first time. Ok, so we don’t believe that this is their very first time. Maybe it is their first time on camera. We guess it doesn’t really matter, as long as the fucking is good. And it is. Good fucking is always made up of many things, and one of them is the “hotness” of the girl involved. This site is not lacking in that department whatsoever. It does have a strange pattern to it, though. Many of the girls look like professional adult film stars — the perfect blonde look. But then others look like your average girl next door. You usually see only one or the other on a site, but this has some of both. That is a good thing in our opinion — the best of both worlds!

One of the girls-next-door that we speak of is Jennifer, a brunette cocksucker with nice natural tits. She ahs the dreaded arm band tattoo, but we will let that slide since she can suck a cock like a broke crack whore and likes to get fucked in the bung. We LOVE her plump little pussy, too! It was definitely not her first rump rodeo, but it sure entertained us nonetheless.

On the other hand, we had Dana, a pros pro. Dana is a perfect looking blonde — the kind that you see in your dreams who really, really wants to fuck you, but when it gets down to it, you can’t get a boner to save your life. Maybe that is just our dreams. Anyway, she is downright gorgeous. There is not one thing that is not perfect about her looks, honestly. And she performs like a professional too, taking the cock deep in her ass and, after the guys shoots his wad into her anal hole, she “spits” it out and it runs down her legs and onto the bed.

The membership fee for this site — and the SEVENTY free sites that go along with it — is only $29.96 per month (and only $4.95 for a three day trial if you need to wade in before you swim). That is correct, we meant to type SEVENTY– as in 70!! These are all really nice sites with all-original content and some rally good themes. We think this is one of the premier networks of all of them in the adult internet business.

Butt fucking is good, no matter whether it is her first time or not. As a matter of fact, it is a lot better if it is NOT. We do not believe that these girls are losing it for the first time, and for that we are thankful!

… 8 out of 10

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She's related to Gene Simmons

The site: analstarlets.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Very good content, but not what was promised. Deduction for deception. 6 out of 10.

Rule #1: You can promise whatever you would like on a website, but you should really try to deliver exactly what you promise. We were extremely excited when we saw the front page of Anal Starlets, featuring girls who purportedly came to their studios to audition for a job in commercials or movies, and instead ended up taking a dick in the ass and walking away unemployed. Who wouldn’t be excited if they were about to see that? But when we got inside, we were surprised to see that there were no original movies at all, but instead a cache of mass-produced videos. No Anal Starlets studio and not a single, original anal starlet.Very good content, but not what was promised. Deduction for deception.

We did, however, find many, many other anal starlets. There were over 40 downloadable DVDs available–and divided into scenes for easy viewing. There are several great anal series, such as World Class Ass, Ass Obsessed and and our favorite, Brazil Anal Violations. WE love Brazilian women. Please do us (and yourself) a favor. If you are as high on BRazilian women as we are, watch the Brazilian Anal Violations series. All of it.

The membership is a really good deal, offering not only Anal Starlets for $24.95, but many other sites as well, for the same monthly fee. The other sites run the table as far as content, offering almost any type of sex imaginable. You get access to literally hundreds of videos, some (if not all) of which will surely get you off.

Never judge a book by its cover. Although we loved the anal video content that eventually found, we were disappointed by the bait & switch. We reasonably thought we were getting an ass-site filled with truly site specific material and instead we got a site that offers dozens of porn videos. When you look at it it is really not a bad trade off…we just would have rather known beforehand. I guess you can say we are being a little *anal*. Great site…bad approach.

Visit the site: www.analstarlets.com

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She gonna stick that purple buzzer in her poop circle!

The site: analstudios.com

The price:$1.00 tiral, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Lots and lots of butt sex. Need we say more? 7.5 out of 10.

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Shortly after this photo was taken, that smile was permanently wiped from her face.

The site: analsuffering.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 month (recurring)

The verdict: Nothing to write home about, but better than a stick in the eye. 6 out of 10.

Anal Suffering. Is it just us, or are the names of these sites sounding more and more like a horror film than a sex site? Jesus, people…don’t be so damn dark and violent. We like a hard fuck as much as the next person — but suffering??? Wow. Lucky for us it isn’t quite as bad as they make it sound. Sure, there is some hard ass fucking, but we are not too sure that anyone actually suffered. Maybe hurt for a while, and maybe couldn’t sit down for a day or two, but suffering is a harsh word!

This site is a sister site to Anal Destruction (imagine that!). They are in the same network. We can see similarities, but the link between the two seems to be that this one has more of the starlets, or at least the wanna be starlets, than does Anal Destruction. This one is a little more staged, at least the fucking anyway. This one also does not have as high quality videos as does Anal Suffering. It is not all bad, though…there are some decent anal scenes.

For example, Jasmin is a dirty slut that has small tits but a sexy face. She is NOT doing anal for the first time, though, we can promise you that. She is certainly not suffering…we would call it “enjoying” more than anything. Especially considering the fact that she is getting corn holed and reaches for a dildo to jam in her snatch, apparently because the 9 inches in her ass was not enough to do it for her.

We are not really digging the site itself — the setup and look of it anyway. It looks like the quality is a little poor and the little descriptions about each girl are very poorly written and almost as if they are in broken English. We know that is not the reason you come to a porn site, but it does matter a little anyway — and we ARE a full-service porno review site so you get those nitpicks as well. The video, as we mentioned above, is also of a lesser quality than many other sites.

The membership fee is $1.00 for a three day trial and $34.95 monthly. We are not too thrilled with the site itself, but there are many other sites in the network that you get for free when you join, so they are saviors as far as we are concerned. Many of the other sites are WELL worth the money, so we think join one of them, whether it be this one or another, is a good idea.

Nothing to write home about, but better than a stick in the eye.

Visit the site: www.analsuffering.com

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Every time a college chick gets fucked up the ass, an angel earns its wings.

The site: analteenangels.com

The price:$0.95 Trial, $29.95 first month

The verdict: If you are a lover of high quality, professional video of fresh chicks and staged scenes – you’ve hit the motherload. 7 out of 10.

I wonder why porno sites always make us try to think that their chicks are “angel”? Do they want us to think that the preacher at church on Sunday really means a naked teen slut when he mentions the word “angel”? I hope so. Or do they want us to think that these tramps are crawling all over heaven? That would suck – since all of you are going to hell for whacking off to internet porn. If I ever start a porn site, I think I will go the devil route instead. Oh yeah…I already did.

Anyhoo – we’ve got us a bunch of angels on this site, ready to get their asses exhausted by a set of dicks that elephants would boast about. They are all south of 25 and they are all hotter than your last 10 fuck partners…put together. And I suppose this should be obvious…but they all get butt fucked. That’s important.

There is a little too much solo rubbing and prancing for my taste – -you know, before the chick gets fucked she writhes around on the bed, rubbing her legs and shit. Not that it makes me hate the site or anything – I just don’t dig on that boring shit. Introduce the chick, get her naked, plug her turd hole, cum on her face…NEXT!

Man – there’s a lot of shit to tell you about as far as content. First of all, the network (all sites included with a monthly membership) has over 35 sites in it. Those sites collectively hold 4,000 plus scenes, 1,400 plus models and, best of all, they have 5 or more updates – per DAY! Oh – and a little thing called high definition.

This site has the cheapest trial rate I have ever seen at 95 cents for a 24 hour trial. That’s like – less than a dollar a day! And if you like what you see, you can get a full blown motherfuckin’ membership for $29.95 for the 1st month, $24.95 each month after that. That’s what economists refer to as a “deal.”

If you are a lover of high quality, professional video of fresh chicks and staged scenes- you’ve hit the motherload.

Visit the site: www.analteenangels.com

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Year after year, Anal town consistently makes Money magazine's list of Best Places to Live in America.

The site: analtown.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A good super-site with lots and lots of videos. Not personal and nothing original, but if you want volume, then this is a great place to get it!. 7.5 out of 10.

To join, click here: www.analtown.com

Won’t you take me to…anal town?

Sounds like a place that we’d want to relocate to. And that was why we looked at the site! This is another super-sized site with shitloads of movies (no pun intended). That can be good or bad, depending on how you look at it. Obviously, the good news is tons of videos to choose from. Although they feature ass movies, you can get any kind of movie you can imagine here. Everything from ass to amateur to bj to any other mainstream genre. The bad news is that there is no originality and no self-made content. Everything you find on this site you can find elsewhere. So now, you just have to ask yourself if you want to search all over the place for these videos or get them all right here in one place.

The membership fee is a monthly payment of $38.76 (why that exact price we will never know…why not $38.77 or $39??). That is a good price when you consider the hundreds of DOWNLOADABLE movies that you can get here. And keep in mind that these are not just anal movies, even though there are plenty of those. You can find just about any kind you want here!

In addition to the movies that you will immediately jerk-off to, you can also get a ton of pictures, many of which are very well done amateur-type photos (our favorite type…they look like an amateur took them but in a way look much better than if a professional had done them). Again, the pictures are not just anal, but all types of photos. There are also links to sex sites — sort of FAQ and how-to stuff. We always enjoy these links. Hell, even studs like us can use new pointers from time to time! You can also find someone to take to anal town, with their personals service links.

If you do head to Anal Town, one resident that we would suggest stopping in to see is Bianca. This dirty blonde with thigh-high black stockings is game for an office ass-fucking. You will have to contend with the cheesy acting and music, but it makes for a good scene when she begins to take it in the ass. Good camera views and the black stockings are what make this clip. Bianca’s A cup tits are bouncy and perky, which also adds to the excitement (if you are itty-bitty-titty peeps like we are!).

Another resident that needs looking in on is Niki, who is a rail thin blonde who rides a cock with a reverse-cowgirl move right into an anal maneuver that stuck with us! This bitch is hot! Think Jamie Pressley thin (although we are not contending that she is quite that hot). Very hot chick that is worth seeing get fucked up the ass!

A good super-site with lots and lots of videos. Not personal and nothing original, but if you want volume, then this is a great place to get it!

Visit the site: www.analtown.com

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