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Rimjob Mania Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Rimjob Mania Sample Photos

Either there's a 3rd party not shown here, or no one's getting a rimjob yet.

The site: rimjobmania.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Finally, all of the chicks that I saw were thin and serviceable. And in the end, that’s all we really are asking for right? Thin, serviceable – and with a clean asshole. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.rimjobmania.com

Personally, the ass lick is one of my favorite moves, and one of my biggest turn ons. I prefer being the licker myself – I have a very refined palate. You could blindfold me and I could lick a chick’s arse and tell you her age, race, socioeconomic status and her favorite color. If I am REALLY “on”, I can tell you if she’s ever been to France, who she voted for in the last election and her blood type.

And while we’re chatting here, I have to tell you that anyone can throw a lickin’ on a gal’s asshole, but it’s much more difficult to convince her to go French on your butthole. Most of the time when I am done slurping on hers, I demand it. She isn’t going to get my junk up inside her – or that new diamond necklace she wants – if she doesn’t do some tongue fishin’ for brown trout. If you don’t command that sort of respect and, let’s face it, not many do – blindfold her and tell her that you need her to help you blow up balloons for a surprise party. If you are nailing the dumb broads that you should be nailing – it’ll work just fine.

This site features both maneuvers – her licking and him licking. That’s good – I like a variety (just ask your sister about all of those crazy outfits I make her wear while I am fisting her). And that’s just the half of it, because as everyone knows, after a good butt lickin’ if you don’t end up fucking – and especially butt fucking – it’s like running a race and stopping right before the finish line. Everyone’s tired but no one gets the gold!

Although it is a pro site from a pro network, the sets are not extravagant (which is good) and the videos themselves are not flawless. If you like the bombshell that has perfect makeup and fake cums like a banshee – please disperse…nothing to see here. But if you like better than average chicks performing in some limbo porn between amateur and pro – you’ll dig this site.

You’ll also dig this site if you like spending ONE dollar for 3 days of porn. Yeah – butt lickin’ porn at that. And if you can’t stop the friction fest after 3 days, it’s only $24.95 to join full-time – and you get an additional TWENTY sites for free. Not bad for a bunch of butt lickers, huh?

Finally, all of the chicks that I saw were thin and serviceable. And in the end, that’s all we really are asking for right? Thin, serviceable – and with a clean asshole.

Visit the site: www.rimjobmania.com

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Rectal Freaks Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Rectal Freaks Sample Photo

Rectal Freaks Sample Photo

The site: rectalfreaks.com

The price:$2.83 trial, $34.82 month

The verdict: I have no complaints about this site at all. I really liked it a lot, actually – and I was pleasantly surprised by this since I haven’t been so high on some other sites in the same network. I’m a believer! 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.rectalfreaks.com

There sure is a lot of fucking tattooing, piercing and other body modification shit flying around these days. I saw a guy the other day that had a Frisbee shoved into his earlobe. Fucking loser. It makes me think, though – how long will it be before people start getting extra fuckholes carved into them? When they perfect that shit, I am getting a thigh-pussy…I promise you that!

In the mean time, I have to coax chicks into letting me warm my tube steak in their pooper. I am done with regular vaginas, by the way – they are soooo old hat. I’d rather fuck fruit, dust, hair – anything besides a pussy. And my favorite thing to fuck is an arsehole.

The site itself is a pro site – very crisp, clear video – pretty graphic too when the chicks get their shitters blown out like the waist band of a ten year old pair of undies. The talent is all very nice – younguns that look and sound like they are genuinely pleased to have a seemingly uncomfortable 9 inch cock shoe-horned into their asses.

I was absolutely blown away by Nataly – and I cannot even put my finger on exactly why. I mean – she’s fucking hot, no doubt. She has smaller sized tits (but not too small), so that is a plus for me too. And I guess I have a thing for brunettes. But the kicker may have been her reluctance to get her well drilled. Very sexy scene that was WELL worth the $3 trial that I bought to see it.

HIGH DEFINITION! I guess I should have put that at the top, huh? Well, it’s true – this site has HD porn and that, my friends, is a huge benefit – especially for a graphic butt sex site (if you’re like me anyway). That means that every single scene is 100% top fucking notch – guaranteed.

I have no complaints about this site at all. I really liked it a lot, actually – and I was pleasantly surprised by this since I haven’t been so high on some other sites in the same network. I’m a believer!

Visit the site: www.rectalfreaks.com

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Real DP Dolls Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

lucky dog

Just take a second to let this soak in -- a chick THAT fucking hot is about to take TWO cocks at once. Fuck. An. A.

The site: realdpdolls.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: I’ve never met a DP site I didn’t love! This one is no different! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.realdpdolls.com

There they are — they 2 finest letters in all of porn…D and P! As in Double Penetration! The Cadillac of porn, if you ask me — cramming cocks in every orifice at the same time…ahhhh…nothing like it. I can hear the skin tearing as we speak.

Real DP Dolls is an aptly named little corner of the web. The girls are more barbie doll like than “real”, however. They are the elite, perfect type girls that you could not get onto their backs if you were a dentist and they had a toothache. These are the best of the best — the hottest of the hottest. Personally, I prefer my chicks a little more down to earth — but I also braid my ball hairs and talk to myself in Mandarin Chinese — so it’s safe to say I’m a little different. But there’s no doubt — these chicks are very, very good looking.

The videos are also extremely well shot with very vivid clarity and very professional angles, lighting, etc. No amateur (or even pro-am) shit here. The entire site is professional and well done. It’s also part of a big network of sites — ALL of which you get when you join this one — and each and every one of the sites in this network are just as well put together as this one. Note that not all of them have the elite girls like this one has — but all of them DO have hotties, its just that many are more “real” girls.

Do you know Lucy Lee? Well, if you don’t, you fucking should. And you will, if you join Real DP Dolls. She’s hot as shit. A brunette that looks like something that dreams are made of. She’s perfectly hot. Nice, big, round tits, a perfect ass — she’s like a rich man’s Taylor Bow. A very rich man. And a rich man that loves to stick a dick up her ass and have a friend over for dinner to plug her puss hole. Lucy, I love you.

The only thing that is NOT the highest in the biz is the price. Get this little deal — if you join THROUGH PLD (by clicking on the link above) you can get three days for ONE FUCKING DOLLAR! Yep — 2 dicks in one chick, over and over and over again…for 72 full hours, for $1. That’s a sore dick and 100 pennies of fun, right there. And if you decide that isn’t enough, you can continue that trial for a monthly membership and it will only set you back $24.95 monthly. And remember what I said above — you get ALL of their sites — that’s a shitload of porn for less than the cost of one decent date. And these bitches won’t talk back to you!

I’ve never met a DP site I didn’t love! This one is no different!

Visit the site: www.realdpdolls.com

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Punishing White Assholes Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

PLD3The site: punishingwhiteassholes.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Pretty good site. And the network that it belongs to has about 20 sites in all, all of which are included in a regular monthly membership. Bottoms up! 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.punishingwhiteassholes.com

I’m not feeling all that funny today. You see, my chick left me for another guy. We weren’t in love or anything, but she was a pistol in the sack. She was basically a plastic fuck doll – she’d let me do anything I wanted to her. I liked to fuck her face as hard as I could while I smoked a cigarette. I used her butthole as an ashtray. God, I’m gonna miss that gal.

Here’s some more interracial action for you – -the most popular type in fact, black dudes on white chicks. The twist, if you haven’t guessed it by the name of the site, is butthole sex. Petite, white chicks getting their puddin’ holes bored out by the biggest, blackest dicks on the market. Now tell me you “don’t” want to see that shit!

And don’t start feeding me the “can’t afford” it bullshit right off the bat – -it’s a fucking dollar, cheap ass. $1 trials last 3 full days, which is more than enough time to either decide whether or not you want to join full time, or to grab as much butt sex action as you can and run.

Jamine Tame is one of the sluts that takes a black slugger in the crapper. She’s poorly named – she’s about as tame as a rabid mongoose. Dirty blonde, great tits and a pretty face -but who gives a shit about her face, right? She has a rather plump and juicy pussy – the lips seem puffier than many. That’s a good thing. And her ass is to die for – especially when it’s choking on a dong.

And chicks like Jamine are a dime a dozen on this site – it’s almost like the Stepford Wives…but with big black cocks jutting out from their asses. If you aren’t in to slutty white chicks getting poopered by black guys, stay far away. In fact, go to the fucking doctor and get checked out because there is definitely something wrong with you.

Pretty good site. And the network that it belongs to has about 20 sites in all, all of which are included in a regular monthly membership. Bottoms up!

Visit the site: www.punishingwhiteassholes.com

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Pump That Ass Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

If she's offering you should take a peek

If she's offering you should take a peek

The site: pumpthatass.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.98/month (recurring)

The verdict: One downside, for some at least, of the site is that the videos cannot be downloaded. Big deal, no reason to eat up hard drive space for something that is accessible from any computer and at any time for the life of the membership. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.pumpthatass.com

I fucked a girl in the ass one. Once.

The sensation was too intense, too good. Too fast. I gave up on all things anal from that point out. I couldn’t handle the embarrassment of being a quick shooter every time I went to pound the brown eye. Anal sex is great, so pleasurable that I can’t allow myself even a little taste. Anal sex is my addiction, my heroin.

There is reprieve from my torment, anal sex sites.

Being an anal addict, I’m not too particular about the action as long I can vicariously stick my nub in an ass. I can, however spot quality and PumpThatAss.com definitely a quality site. This site is pushing 100 exclusive episodes and is updated weekly. There is a decent mix of unknown amateurs and brand name sluts taking a tube snake. Even the amateurs are exceptionally desirable. I’m surprised they’ve found so many hot chicks willing to have their starfish penetrated on film. Surprised should not be confused with disappointed.

One downside, for some at least, of the site is that the videos cannot be downloaded. Big deal, no reason to eat up hard drive space for something that is accessible from any computer and at any time for the life of the membership.

8.0

Visit the site: www.pump

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Phat White Booty

by The Caveman (admin)

...'Round the corner, fudge is made!

The site: phatwhitebooty.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: So there you have it — big butts on white sluts. A niche — but one that we can all enjoy! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.phatwhitebooty.com

The great thing about being a female in today’s society is that sooner or later, there is going to be a movement — a fetish if you will — dedicated to your body type. You could be huge and fat, no matter — they have fatty sites. Don’t want to shave that clam? You are well liked by many hirsute junkies. Ugly as shit but have nice feet? You’re adored by foot fetishists. Have three arms, and a dick growing out of the elbow crook of the smaller, third arm? Ahem…sorry — you’re probably fucked with that combo.

But if you’re a skinny, HOT white chick that has a bangin’ ass — or if you love that type of gal — we’ve got a gem for you! Phat White Booty is its name, and white chicks with badonka donks are its game. Why should the black ladies have all the fun in the big butt game, huh? These pale horses like to go for rides — and to the credit of the makers of this site, they do a smash up job focusing on the ASS, and not just dragging some skank out there, who happens to have a big ass, to get fucked. They do a lot of close-up shots of the ass, making it a true fetish site.

We’ll reserve judgment on the obvious stereotyping of having only black guys fuck these big assed white chicks, but it is what it is. No matter to us, the more color the merrier. We can safely say that the makers of the site go out of their way to get the hottest bid-assed whtie chicks they can find. They do not take and dump truck that rolls through the door — they’re picky. An we, the customer, benefit greatly from that.

Our fav was Mia Rose — a devilish blonde with an ass that a plow horse would envy. And her screams would rally the most dastardly of Banshees (look it up). She’s as vocal as they come, which always intensifies the orgasm for me, I’ll let you in on that. If you’re watching a deadfuck, you might as well be jerking off to the Hone & Garden channel. Mmmmmm….petunias… Anyway, Mia Rose is fucking hot on top of having a BAM ass. And she likes a big, strong black dong in her thong. Although most think they’re cliche, we love a good tramp stamp tattoo — especially on a big-assed ho — and Mia Rose has a biggun’. Great scene, great ass.

And now what you’ve all REALLY been waiting for — the price breakdown. You’re gonna like this part. First of all, Phat White Booty is part of an outstanding network, and when you join this site you also get access to an additional 33 sites — for only $29.95 per month. You heard me, cheap ass! You can swing that, we’re sure. You can also give her a try for $4.97 for a three day trial. Or aim big, go for 90 days and pay only $59.95. All great deals.

So there you have it — big butts on white sluts. A niche — but one that we can all enjoy!

Visit the site: www.phatwhitebooty.com

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Pornstarxs Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

pornstarxs
The site: pornstarxs.com
The price:$24.95 a month, $59.40 for 6 monthsThe verdict: Nothing but unbelievably good things to say about this site. They are a five tool player, firing on all cylinders. One of the very best new sites on the internet 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.pornstarxs.com

Remember when you used to have to go into the movie store and rent porn. You were the creepy guy in the flannel shirt that kicked at the dirt and hemmed and hawed around near the back of the store until you were the only person in the store, then you darted into the “adults only” room. Of course, getting into the room was only the first hurdle. Then you had to pick what movie your cock would like without a) seeing any scenes and b) pulling your cock out to show it the box (note: this was true for most of us — some of your ultra-creeps actaully showed the box to your dick). And that was if you had a decent movie store. Believe it or not, we had one in our neighborhood that you had to rent from a printed list of titles in a 3 ring binder. Try choosing between Big Tittied Sorority Sluts and Large Breasted Nurse Whores on title alone (you went with the sorority girls? Me too…)

Porn Star XS is among the newest wave of full DVD “rental” shops — where you can “check out” (read: OWN) full length DVDs in the privacy of your own home (go ahead, whip little Johnny out and give him a gander) — and you never, ever have to return them. You can search by scene, title, actress — doesn’t matter. Check out some scenes to be sure you’ll like it. Hop from a scene in one movie to a scene in another. Hell, splice them together and make your own “greatest hits” porn — a cornucopia for your cock. You can do it a million ways. Fuckin’ A — I think this internet thing may catch on yet!

These guys are all about full length DVDs — but those are broken down into scenes for convenience. They also have them categorized, they have featured movies as well as the “editor’s choice” section — 3 scenes picked by the staff, updated daily (on the day of this review they had a scene featuring Lauren Phoenix — an all-time fav of PLD — good work guys). They are VERY customer friendly and keep on top of what their customers are demanding, which is a HUGE plus in our book. They are constantly changing to meet the needs of their customers. We love sites that don’t just throw a bunch of shit up and run away. These guys seem to really care what goes on and what WE want. Good work, fellers.

One of the features on Porn Star XS that is seldom found (at least not often enough), but much appreciated, is the ability to bookmark well, just about anything. Found the hottest chick you’ve ever seen and don’t want to have to search for her every night at horny-o’clock? Bookmark her. Found that scene that makes your balls tingle at the thought of it? Bookmark it. Got and entire DVD that you jerk off to (you fucking stud you)? Bookmark that motherscratcher.

Porn Star XS has the biggest names in the biz, the best DVDs, the greatest scenes — think of it as a $100 brunch buffet at the fanciest restaurant that you’ve ever been to — but you’re not wearing pants, the brisket is fucking sexy as shit (and appears to be eating the Oyster’s Rockefeller’s pussy), and the cost is only $24.95 per month — or a 6 month membership for $59.40. Do the math, peeps — that is LESS THAN TEN DOLLARS PER MONTH! In our opinion, this may honestly be the very best DVD deal on the internet.

Nothing but unbelievably good things to say about this site. They are a five tool player, firing on all cylinders. One of the very best new sites on the internet.

Visit the site: www.pornstarxs.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Chicks Love Anal Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

chicks-love-analThe site: chicksloveanal.com
The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month

The verdict: And all of the points above are pretty much moot when you consider that they are giving away free trial memberships – so fuck what I said, you can check it out for yourself for free. Wait – -that means my job here is obsolete. Fuck you fair weather bitches -I’m going to get me some real pussy. Have fun fucking your hand! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.chicksloveanal.com

Have you ever butt fucked a chick into a medical emergency? I have. Once I was ass hammering this chick and she had a fucking stroke. I was building up to the face pop and the bitch shit the bed and went all numb on her left side. I pulled out and came on her left pupil and then held her right arm down, so she had to leave it there to dry.

I think they are painting the female population with a pretty broad brush here, aren’t they? I mean – the overwhelming majority of the living chicks I have been with did NOT love anal. In fact, they hated it and threatened to press charges against me if I didn’t stop trying to force it on them. Those bitches need to check this site out and see how happy these babes are with their exits being entered.

These chicks are all high level pros (or so it seems) and they do their jobs well. Think about this for a second – their job is to take a dick up their ass! They come to work, punch the clock, and get busy stuffing boners into their buttholes. Good work for someone who enjoys receiving anal from a giant cocked dude. I don’t believe I would be happy with that employment, myself.

All of the scenes are well lit, well shot and well orchestrated. Only true professional porn lovers should show interest, because this is the farthest thing from amateur as you will ever find. Gorgeous gals taking the biggest of cocks on the nicest of sets.

And all of the points above are pretty much moot when you consider that they are giving away free trial memberships – so fuck what I said, you can check it out for yourself for free. Wait – -that means my job here is obsolete. Fuck you fair weather bitches – I’m going to get me some real pussy. Have fun fucking your hand!

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.chicksloveanal.com

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Club Red Light Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Not all people raised by feral dogs are ugly.

The site: clubredlight.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.clubredlight.com

1,720 video scenes29,915 high-res images

1,279 different ladies

1 really fucking sore cock.

Club Red Light is one of the Earth’s most fantastic creations. It’s the home of the ever-popular Red Light District video brand. Much like other video on demand sites, Club Red Light allows you to choose from hundreds of full length DVDs, download the ones you want, and head off to jerk-ville. You can download the whole movie, or cut the bullshit and take away only that one scene you like so much — you know, the one where that homeless guy jerks off on a stray cat. That’s hot.

The site is quite an impressive set-up, and geared toward the most serious of porn connoisseurs. Sure, a beginner can use it too, but the ability to search by video name, genre, series name, porn-star and even director, makes me think they are expecting some hardcore motherfuckers to visit. And they should be right — as even the most seasoned of you porn veterans out there should recognize this site as a fantastic score.

Not only do they have an incredibly impressive library, set-up and site — they also are the fastest site around with getting you the newest video updates. Where most other video-offering-sites require online viewers to wait a month or so after a video is released before they can view it online, Club Red Light/The Red Light District lets you see their new release THE SAME DAY THEY ARE RELEASED! Unheard of.

In case you are a retard and are not familiar with the Red Light District videos line, I can sum it up by telling you they are professional stars — FUCKING HOT professional stars — in high quality videos and scenes. No grainy amateur home videos here – -these folks spend the cash to bring you the perfect fantasies.

Some of the more notable series titles included on this site are Dick Puppets (featuring the astonishing crank of Mandingo), Brianna Love Oversexed (who doesn’t love Brianna Love?!?), Cream Pie Cuties, Cunt Gushers, Manuel Ferrara’s POV and dozens more. Some of the hottest titles in all of porn are available here.

Here’s the most incredible part — $4.95 THREE DAY TRIALS! Keep in mind the amount of shit they are offering — you can grab a LOT of frig material in 72 hours. Put it this way — remember in the old days (read: 1990s) when you have to go to the video store to rent porn? It cost you MORE than $4.95 to rent ONE 2 hour movie — and you were damn lucky if it lasted 2 hours even. Here, you get WAY more hours of porn than you could watch if you stayed up for the entire 72 hours — for the same price.

It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to!

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.clubredlight.com

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