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She'll never be as cool as the Judas Priest dude

The site: doubleanalplugged.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: It’s the dream of every man to get his girl to take a cock to the ass. It’s the nightmare of every man to see his girl take two. 7 out of 10.

Jesus Christ! At what point do you say, enough is enough?  I mean – c’mon…is getting two dicks shoved into your ass at the same time REALLY necessary? Are there sluts out there that are hurting that badly for cash? Is Wal-Mart not hiring? I know Wally world is not the most glamorous job, but it has to be better than sticking two flesh hogs into your colon simultaneously…right? Dear God, please tell me I’m right on this one…

In case you’re skull is filled with dicks and assholes instead of brains, we’re talking about a double anal site here — that’s two Venti-sized cocks shoehorned into one glistening hockey-hole. Of course it’s possible, hater! It’s just not common. But it is here on this site. Yes, Virginia…there is a Santa Claus.

The star attraction here is a gaper named Bridgetee Kerkove. This lass has starred in over 700 butthole flicks and won numerASS awards (get it…ass? I kill me…). She’s an extraordinarily beautiful blonde, with oil cans for tits and a 5 star ass. I just wonder why she didn’t use her stunning looks to marry a rich dude, instead of to make diphallic arsehole films. Oh well…her disgusting sluttiness is our gain!

But she’s not the only one having to sit side-saddle -there are dozens of women on this site taking 2 for the team. There are several videos, with more added on a regular basis. And if you get tired of watching this particular genre (I know it’s crazy, but stick with me here), go to one of the 48 additional sites you get for free when you join this dandy ($1 trials, $4.95 trials and $24.95 monthly).

It’s the dream of every man to get his girl to take a cock to the ass. It’s the nightmare of every man to see his girl take two.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.doubleanalplugged.com

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You wouldn't think there was any way 2 dicks go fit in there - but they do.

The site: dpfuckfest.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: Nothing to complain about here unless you don;t like to see chicks yelp in pain while they try to wriggle a trouser snake into their ass and pussy at the same time. 9 out of 10.

When are women going to evolve and produce a new hole for us to fuck? Obviously, with sites like this DP Fuckfest, a pussy a mouth and an asshole are CLEARLY not enough to satisfy a gang of boners. Maybe a back hole — or a hole right behind the knee…yeah, that’d be cool. Of course by that time, we guys would probably evolve and grow a second cock…what a vicious cycle. Oh well…in the meantime we have great sites like this one to keep the holes packed full of meaty goodness!DP Fuckfest is (obviously) a site that features double penetration — be it 1 in the snapper and one in the crapper, 2 in the ‘giney or the holy grail of fucking — the scarcely seen but always revered 2 cocks in the ass. If there are 2 cocks involved with one girl, this site has it.

What’s more, they don’t fuck around with dumpster scum when it comes to talent — they get sexy, needy, horny pro-am chicks that literally BEG for more cock, even when they wouldn’t have any place to put another one if it walked in the room. God bless the ultra-slut — and SUPER god bless the HOT ultra-slut. Any dick can grab a camcorder and go find a smelly, fat bag of shit to take a couple of cocks in her — it takes a set of pros to get girls this hot.

And, when you join this delightful little slice of 2 donged heaven, you also get access to all of the other sites included in the network — over a dozen additional sites that are all a little fringe like this one, so we’re not generally talking about just boring old sex (note: It’s amazing how the internet has made conventional sex boring, huh? I have to have a peacock plume lodged in my ass and a black scorpion stinging my ball sack to even consider getting a nut). These sites all feature a little something different — but rest assured all of them include the same type of hot, pro-am chicks that this site does.

You will not pay for all of the sites either — just one. And not that much for even that one — $29.95 per month for a regular membership. That gives you access to all of these additional sites. On this sites alone you get hours and hours of DP action — and the same goes for each of the other sites (you get hours of their specialty that is). A very top notch network that always features 100% original material with really rice looking chicks.

Nothing to complain about here unless you don;t like to see chicks yelp in pain while they try to wriggle a trouser snake into their ass and pussy at the same time.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dpfuckfest.com

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She's fanatical.

The site: dpfanatics.com

The price:$1.95 Trial, $29.95 first month

The verdict: Pretty nice site. The network has some dandies and some boring sites – but all in all it is definitely worth the price of admission. 6.5 out of 10.

I have DP’d myself before. Yeah -it’s possible. I was really, REALLY horny one afternoon, and out of hooker dough, so I had to take shit to the next level. I stuck a silly straw in my dick hole and a jar of pickles in my ass, then jerked off as hard and fast as I could. It hurt like hell- especially the straw part.

I don’t get why these whores think it feels so good?Nor do I care. All I care is that they look damn good with all of their holes congested like that. And I want a little pain too – gotta have that wincing pain face. My nuts cry for it — no, they BEG for that pain face. And when they get it, I watch that shit over and over and over again — until I cum so much that Peter North’s balls send kudos.

I sometimes wonder why people don’t roll out a 3P site – like with 3 cocks, one in the mouth, pussy and ass. Maybe even a site called a QuadRod site – where a chick takes a cock in the mouth, pussy, ass and…who knows, maybe the ear? The navel? I haven’t thought that one out completely yet…

As it is, this is a site that features one in the pink and one in the stink – and we’re not talking fingers here. Big, fat, juicy, pulsating cocks. The chicks shagging these cocks are all pretty damn hot. And the good thing is that they are part of a 40 site network – a network that shares it’s gals. In other words, One chick could have scenes on 4 or 5 different sites – -so you could see her getting DP’d here, then shoving a zucchini squash in her snatch on another site, or even getting a creampie on another. Excellent sharing within this network.

You’ve got a couple of joining options. The first is a one day trial that costs you less than one fucking dollar. Think about that – you’ve thrown away more than that in change in the past week. You could have been tugging Crooked Pete to some double penetration porn, you wasteful asshole.

The other option is to join full-time. That’ll run you about $30 for the first month, and $25 for the months thereafter. And you get ALL of the sites in the network. All of them, for that price. That’s less than one dollar, per site, per month. And to break it down even further, they have 5 updates a day. That’s less than a fucking quarter per new video. Fuck.

Pretty nice site. The network has some dandies and some boring sites – but all in all it is definitely worth the price of admission.

… 6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dpfanatics.com

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