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First Time DP Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3The site: firsttimedp.com
The price:$4.95 trial, $29.96/month (recurring)

The verdict: A great deal. These chicks are conceivably getting DP’d for the very first time, and they got it all on film. Is there anything else to say? 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.firsttimedp.com

If you have read a lot of our reviews, you will notice a slight skepticism when it comes to any site that declares that this is the first time for some to do something on the site. For example, we do not believe that anyone (or at least very, very, very few people) has ever lost their virginity on a video that is now featured on a website. Not happening. Or when they say that the girl is getting it up the ass for the first time. No way. Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have a new position. We still do not believe it MOST of the time, but when it comes to double penetration, we’ll buy it. For some girls at least. It is not often that the subject comes up outside of the realm of a porno video, so some of these girls may in fact be getting both holes simultaneously plugged for the very first time! We liked the personality and originality of the site. The guy that runs the site seems pretty funny, and the video all tell you the name of the poor gutter snipe that is down on her luck and needs a lot of money –apparently more than a normal porn shoot will get you since they take TWO cocks into them at the same time. That pays a lot better, so these itches must really be Jonesing or something!

Our favorite video was the one that featured Daphne. One of the MAIN reasons that is our favorite video has nothing to do with the video itself, but with the maker of the site’s comment about Daphne. He says that Daphne is the kind of girl that would normally never give him the time of day, but even cheerleader types fall on hard times and need extra cash, so he gets to fuck her! That is grand! Way to go, dude. And then to DP her — classic! Daphne did fuck well, with her blonde hair and big tits! She had better, or else she ain’t gettin’ paid!

They have a decent amount of material as well, and as you may have been able to tell with Daphne, the talent level is pretty good. These are the type of “amateurs” that are seen from time to time when the money gets low, but are not really permanent fixtures in the business. We like this kind just fine — because they keep their amateur qualities about them but still are seen from time to time.

If you want to see some cock stuffing in all of the available holes, you will not have to come out of pocket all that much. A three day trial is only $4.95 and a monthly membership will only run you $29.96every 30 days. That is a really sweet deal with all of the original videos, and the fact that they are DP videos makes them worth more too! What REALLY gets us excited about this deal is the fact that you get an additional SEVENTY sites when you join! SEVENTY for the price of ONE! You don’t hear that sales pitch too often, huh?

A great deal. These chicks are conceivably getting DP’d for the very first time, and they got it all on film. Is there anything else to say?

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.firsttimedp.com

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Gape Her Ass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Gape Her Ass Sample Photo

...and she never smiled again.

The site: gapeherass.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Good pain and degradation site. Pucker up, bitches! 7 out of 10.

To join, click here:www.gapeherass.com

Jesus Christ. It’d be one thing – a horrible, horrible thing – to learn that your daughter is shagging random cocks on the internet for cash. It’d be another thing altogether – a much, much more horrible thing- to learn that her specialty was being able to stretch her ass opening wide enough to accommodate a Thermos. I shudder at the thought.
These chicks’ assholes are so loose I bet taking a shit for them is like dropping a nightstick through a hula hoop. But that’s the point I suppose – this site is designed for the guy who gets off seeing how much carnage can be done to a sphincter. And somehow they get hot chick after hot chick to subject her anus to penal terrorism.

Does it turn me on? Sure…to a point. I love anal sex just as much as the next guy. It’s one of the few things that is universally accepted by both the gay and straight communities. I see it as a unifier – a world savior if you will. But unless you are really into hardcore shit, like pain and uncomfortable situations, then you will not get this site.

No matter – when you join this site you get free access to about 50 additional sites that are sure to tickle your balls no matter what you’re into. They are pretty diverse in sexual subjects. And right now they are offering $1.00 trials. That sort of thing damn near makes ME shit my pants, and my asshole is as tight as a snare drum.

Good pain and degradation site. Pucker up, bitches!

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.gapeherass.com

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Gape Sex Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Gape Sex Sample Photo

I'd gape the fuck out of that.

The site: gapesex.com

The price:$1.00 Trial – $29.21 month

The verdict: Pretty nice set up here if you like asses and pain. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.gapesex.com

You familiar with Gaping? No? Well, sit down and pull up a “holy shit” or two — I’ll fill you in (that’s a pun you’ll get in a few minutes).
Have you ever seen a porn where the guy is hammer-timin’ a chick’s asshole and then pulls his wiener out and her starfish is all a-gape? Well, that’s gapin’ for ya! Big old blown out corn holes. It’s more of a power play than anything, if you ask me. Honestly, what is sexy about a wide open hole that shit comes out of? Only the fact that your big cock made it that way, you stud you.

Gape Sex, then, is a site dedicated to butthole bashing. And they do a mighty fine job if I do say so myself. Very professional videos (amateur lovers should dwell elsewhere). Starlets with steering wheel-sized buttholes getting rogered by buff studs. And these starlets are very, very hot — top of the line. I’ve said it before and I will say it again — it never ceases to amaze me how many sluts there are. On this site alone there are DOZENS of chicks at the ready to get their assholes obliterated. Multiply that by thousands and you have the number of chicks doing porn on the internet these days. We live in the Golden Age, my friends — take your time and enjoy it.

Gape Sex is a site that lives within a mighty fancy network of sites. Adult Lounge is their name and high quality porn is their game. And they are All-Stars, let me tell you. Consistently great talent. Very, very good camera work, lighting, etc. And they specialize in niches and fetishes, so their content is very edgy. Excellent stuff.

And did I mention cheap too? Yeah — I’m too fucking lazy to read the 4 short paragraphs above to see if I mentioned cheap — so fucking sue me. Anyway — $1.00 will get you a trial period. Fucking top that, you cheap bastard you! And if you join for the full month, you not only get this butthole blaster of a site, but also access to NINE total reality/fetish/niche sites. All by the same company — so if you are digging the shit on Gape Sex then you will most definitely like the shit on the other sites.

I usually like to pick out a scene or particular chick to tell you about — whet your appetite a bit. Not this time. Why? Because it’s too fucking hard — countless hot chicks getting their buttholes gaped? Are you kidding me? That’s like trying to pick an MVP of an All-Star team — which is just way too difficult for me.

Pretty nice set up here if you like asses and pain.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.gapesex.com

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GF Melons Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

GF Melons Sample Photo

GF Melons Sample Photo

The site: gfmelons.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $39.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Another bang up job by the folks at this network. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.gfmelons.com

I wish you could grow tits in a garden like you can melons. I would plant at least 4 or 5 rows of tits every year, right next to the hybrid vagina plants that I am currently growing.
This is a tit site. Most tit sites feature huge gazongas, whether they be fake or real. Not this one. Not only do they have large knockers, they also have tiny boobs, big flumpers, hard falsies and everything in between. Oh – and these aren’t porn star wannabes hanging out their goods – these are college-aged gals on home video.

I am a sucker for home video. I am more of a sucker for home video with under-20 chicks that are playful, horny and dumb as a bag of corroded shit. That’s exactly what we have here. It’s not quite as stellar as some of it’s sister sites – mainly because they are focusing on the tits and not the fucking – but it’s still damn good.

If you’ve got a dollar, you can see what I am talking about. That will get you 2 full days. If you don’t think that’s a long time, slick down your cock right this minute, set your timer for 48 hours, and start beating off. Get back to me when the timer beeps, and let me know if you still think 48 hours isn’t a long fucking time to be whipping your weasel.

Another bang up job by the folks at this network.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.gfmelons.com

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My GF Loves Anal Review

by The Caveman (admin)

My GF Loves Anal Sample Photo

She does appear to love the anal.

The site: mygflovesanal.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $39.95 month

The verdict: Fuck. Yes. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.mygflovesanal.com

I wonder if any other species besides humans like to get butt fucked? Smart money says monkeys take the 3rd input, but I am betting there are others. I’d like to see a giraffe go turd burgling. And I can’t imagine a greater form of entertainment than seeing an unnecassarily violent ass raping by a lowlands gorilla.

You just have to love actual amateur sites. Like real ones, like this, that have user submitted content and ONLY hot chicks allowed. And if that’s not enough, this one features sexy as shit amateur chicks getting codgered up the fucking ASS! Holy shit!

You know when you creeps are surfing around those tube sites, looking for free amateur porn? Well, this is THAT kind of stuff – but you get the full length videos and you can download and save them forever. Yeah, you fucking spook, you get to keep them. Imagine actually paying for something and getting to keep in for once!

I know this makes me sound like an old man here, but it never ceases to amaze me how these fresh, hot chicks (and I mean fucking HOT when it comes to this site) will continually be dumb enough to fuck their dudes on camera, knowing that they will one day break up and he will splatter it all over the internet. I fucking love it, but I’ll never get used to it.

Do this if you care about your cock’s well being – go buy a $1, 2 day trial. That will get you 48 hours to choke off some pearls, then decide if you want to stick around. I have been lurking around this network a LOT lately, and I can assure you, if you are into amateur and home video porn, they don’t get much better than this, if at all.

Fuck. Yes.

Visit the site: www.mygflovesanal.com

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Only DP Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

only-dpThe site: onlydp.com
The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: Who can honestly say that any DP scene is bad? A collection of more than 30 of them cannot be seen as poor from any angle that we can imagine. The fact that it is part of a great network boosts it even higher. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.onlydp.com

Only DP (double penetration). Let us repeat that…ONLY DP! We could not begin to think of a way that this site could be bad. Lucky for us, we did not have to, as it was as great as any double penetration would be. Hot chicks and lots of dicks. Whew!

Double penetration is something that occurs almost exclusively in porno movies. We don’t see much of it going on at parties or clubs (even in the swinger clubs we have been to, it is still an uncommon event). That is why it is so revered and coveted. And when there is a site on a great network with only DP scenes, we get excited…instantly.

On this beauty there are about 35 scenes or so, most of which are 15 to 30 minutes in length. This is a decent amount of content, but it is also because of the additional stuff that we so highly recommend this site. The network supported by Brain Cash and containing this site also contains more than 25 other sites and is only $29.95 per month. This in the only strictly double penetration site, but there are several other sites with an abundance of double penetration videos (Bang Me Boys, Lex Steele and others…see our reviews). There are also hundreds of other pleasurable videos not involving DP action, but still very worth watching.

Katarina is a gorgeous brunette teen who takes on two white boys at the same time. We really liked her sweet, innocent look — that is until she got down and dirty with two dicks up in her. Her tits are not the greatest for her age — they are a tad bit saggy. But she makes up for this by, well–by taking 2 dicks in her at the same time. That makes up for anything, especially a small matter like a little boob sag. In the end she takes a shot on the snapper and a large shot (like a budding Peter North) on the face. Great ending to a good scene.

We also highly recommend a drop dead gorgeous MILF with HUGE tits and a nice body, Vicky Vette. GREAT SCENE ALERT! She begins her scene the right way, introducing herself while masturbating. We wish that were socially acceptable in all situations. She is a fucking GREAT fuck, proving our long standing point that mature women are better in the sack. She gets loosened up taking two dildos in her holes, and then moves on to the real deal. We do not want to ruin any of the good parts for you, since this scene is only 13 minutes long, but we will tell you that she takes a load on the ass crack and a load in the face (a big one too!).

Who can honestly say that any DP scene is bad? A collection of more than 30 of them cannot be seen as poor from any angle that we can imagine. The fact that it is part of a great network boosts it even higher.

Visit the site: www.onlydp.com

… 9 out of 10

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Hard Anal Action Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

HARD!

HARD!

The site: hardanalaction.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: I was surprised — although at first glance this can seem like a million other anal sites, I was really impressed with the talent and the amount of content. I should have known — this site is made by the folks at Pimp Roll — and they never fail to please. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.hardanalaction.com

I love eating asshole. It has to be clean, of course — but with a hint of spunk smell to it. There is nothing hotter than going tonsil deep on a juicy balloon knot before you drive your knob balls deep into her crapper. Jesus Christ, I’m harder than priest at a pettin’ zoo just thinking about it!
Hard Anal Action is a pro site that offers tons of up and cummer content for a reasonable price. How reasonable? Well, right now if you join through the links on this very page, you can get three (3) days for just $4.99. That’s the price of a value meal at your local fast food joint. Instead of 10 minutes of enjoyment followed by 4 hours of heartburn, use that fiver to get 72 hours of pure butt-bliss.

We loved the girls on this site, and really hope to see them elsewhere in our future endeavors (like in my fucking bed for one). There are several newbies/starlets that take masta-dongs in their hineys — Leah Luv, Greta, Petri, Mina and the hefty-tittied Kaylynn, to name a few. All are way better than average, but not so dolled up that they don’t look real. These chicks are exactly what I am looking for. Kudos to the casting department.

And that is a very small sample of the entire list of models that appear on this site (note: I love how they refer to them as “models.’ What the fuck are they modeling, Preparation H? Astro Glide?). There are WELL over ONE HUNDRED bitches that get their asses blasted on film. A very, very wide variety of talent.

And if for some reason you think that the volume of full length DVDs available on this site is lacking, well….then you’re a fucking asshole. There are over 200 full length DVDs for you to bruise your boner to. All anal. I am guessing that there are at least 2 or more anal scenes per full length DVD, so you are looking at over 400 ass scenes to choose from — and remember, that is for $5.

I was surprised — although at first glance this can seem like a million other anal sites, I was really impressed with the talent and the amount of content. I should have known — this site is made by the folks at Pimp Roll — and they never fail to please.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.hardanalaction.com

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Her First Anal Sex Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

She'll always remember her first...and so will we.

The site: herfirstanalsex.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Butthole sex at its finest. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.herfirstanalsex.com

Do you remember the first time you took the dirt highway with Little Suzie? Of course you do — it was a disaster. There was lots of jockeying for position, lots of “ouches” and “oooffs”, lubes all over the fucking bed, your hands, her hair, etc. Of course in the end it felt good to you and hurt like hell for her, despite what she told you. But who cares, right? You were telling your buddies before her ass even stopped throbbing.
While we definitely love the site Her First Anal Sex, we don’t buy that any of these chicks haven’t been curndogged before. And, of course, neither will you. But that is a GOOD thing — no one wants to watch the train wreck that is a girl’s first time taking the third input. Despite the obvious, the girls still try to pretend that their asses are not like a blown out windsock. They wince and squirm as if they are trying to jam a softball bat into a Coke bottle. Ok — we guess that works…makes it a little more taboo. Who cares, though — as long as she’s taking a dong in her brownie we like it.

The site is well done — good video, good girls (well, BAD girls that look good), and a great network. When you join this hidey-hole heaven you also get access to the following sites…free: Just Facials, Insane Cock Bruthas, Wild Fuck Toys, Hot Campus Teens, Asian Parade, First Time Swallows, My Sex Tour and Virgin Teen Lesbians. Stellar deal, if you ask us. We have reviewed all of those others sites and all score higher than a 7 out of ten.

Our favorite anal queen? Well, on this site it has to be Anastacia Rush, a dirty blonde with plump tits and a nice body. Nothing fantastic about her looks — she’s a girl that you’d think was hot if you saw her, but not necessarily a jaw dropper. She apparently sucks at poker too — as that is what led her to getting fucked in the ass on film. You see — she was playing strip poker and a guy with a huge cock just happened to get a royal flush and beat her. Not really sure how strip poker turns into double team, ass fuck poker — but we’re glad it did.

Sooo…how many dolla to make you holla? Not many — 3 Days= $4.95, 7 days= $9.95, or a full month = $39.95. That’s correct — all of those sites for less than a five spot. Her First Anal Sex has over 150FULL LENGTH MOVIES alone! That’s a lot of good shit for not much dough. Start out with the 3 or 7 day trial, work your way up. That’s what we do.

Butthole sex at its finest.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.herfirstanalsex.com

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Her First DP Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

my liar sense is tingly.

There's a first time for everything. Even getting 2 dicks crammed inside of you at the same time.

The site: herfirstdp.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: One of the best sites in a great network. You cannot go wrong with that scenario. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here: www.herfirstdp.com

“First We Fill The Cooter, Then We Fill The Pooter.” Poetry in motion, folks.
We often wonder if it is a lot harder to get girls to take it up the ass on film and to do DP on film, than it is just to find girls who get fucked regular-like. Of course, our first reaction would be to say of course it’s harder — but we figure they HAVE to be paid MUCH more handsomely to take 2 cocks at once, so maybe those are the most in-demand jobs. We know one thing for sure — we sure like them more =han conventional ones — so we’d pay them pretty much whatever it took if we could join in!

Her First DP — often we openly doubt any site that includes the words “her first” — but with DPs it may be different. After all how many non-porn girls do YOU know that have been double penetrated. Besides your mom, of course. Oh — and your sister. See? None! This site has a lot of hotties that are taking dessert with their main meal and surely most of them have to be doing it for the first time. We’re not sure where they found these little devlins, but they sure got some sexy freaks.

Aside from having hometown hotties, they also give lots of updates and have a very easy to use site. One new video a week — and currently already over 100 videos on file. The format is simple — see the girl you like, click on her face, watch her be the meat in a slut sandwich.

Jayna is one of those exotic looking chicks — you know, the kind that makes your dick hard before she even takes a shred of clothing off. Drak, tanned skin and dark hair, beautiful eyes and a cute body – Jayna is a real piece of ass. And she comes stocked with the obligatory tramp stamp tattoo! She seems genuinely uneasy about getting a thick cock in both of her main holes at once – this may in fact be her first DP. From the looks of things, however, we surmised that it probably will not be her last. She really enjoyed the pain and pleasure of her first doubles tournament. Good scenes here.

The price of admission to watch the puss-cycle built for two is only $4.95 for a three day trial, $9.95 for a week and $39.95 for a month. The monthly fee is pretty standard for a porn site these days — but what is NOt standard is the fact that you get the entire Top Bucks network of about 30 sites, all included in the package for that monthly fee. We have checked out their entire network and we would honestly pay that if we only got ONE of the sites — so we think it is a great deal.

One of the best sites in a great network. You cannot go wrong with that scenario.

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.herfirstdp.com

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Meat Members Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

nice couch slut.

Nice couch, slut.

The site: meatmembers.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: Nothing but good to say about these guys. Excellent network with excellent stuff! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.meatmembers.com

This is the network that we have been excited about since we first found it! Meat Members is a spectacular collection of about 40 sites, all of which are VERY well done, VERY reasonably priced and have VERY hot chicks! Not a damn thing wrong with this bunch!

For one monthly fee of only $29.95 per month you get access to the following sites…ALL of the following sites:
Altered Assholes, Anal Cum Junkies, Anal Lick Fest, Anarchy Archives, Ass 2 Mouth Sluts, Banzai Sluts, Black Addiction, Black Attack GangBang, Blow Job Quickies, Chix in the Mix, Cock Brutality, Cream Filled Babes, Creamed Cornholes, Cum Filled Mouths, Double Dip ‘er, Drool my Load, Facial Cum Targets, Frank Wank, Gagging Whores, Hellfire Sex, Meat Holes, Midnight Prowl, My Wife’s Friends, No Cum Dodging Allowed, Nut in her Mouth, Nuts on Sluts, Oral Cum Queens, Pervert Paradise, Pimp Juice XXX, Porn Jackass, POV Casting Couch, POV Pervert, Real MILF Gang Bang, Tease it Out, White Meat on Black Street, Whorgies and finally Young Ripe and Ready! Whew! You get ALL of these sites for that one price!

The great thing about this network is not necessarily that you get allof those sites…anyone can throw a bunch of shit up there and sell it. Instead, these guys really do make their own stuff, and make it with very high expectations of themselves and their work. They really work hard to put out a good product…and it shows.

The other big deal here is that they do not just put a couple of videos on each site to get you hooked. They have 1.3 MILLION Megabytes of material up and are adding more all the time. This is a very large network with a LOT of great content!

They also apparently work very hard to get the hottest chicks around who will take any abuse that they dish out. Either they work hard or they are blessed with some special powers that draws these hot, nasty chicks to them. We actually hope that it is the latter…and that they can let us in on the secret! We get so turned on by the bitches that they have on these sites. They are all sexy, but most in a very dirty way. Hard to describe…you just have to check it out for yourselves!

Nothing but good to say about these guys. Excellent network with excellent stuff!

Visit the site: www.meatmembers.com

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