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Movie Access Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

do you smell fish?

Do you smell fish?

The site: movieaccess.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.movieaccess.com

This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.

Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.

How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat

They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!

Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.

Visit the site: www.movieaccess.com

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All Anal Movies

by The Devil (admin)

I want her analness

Better get that can cleaned up before the hired help gets here.

The site: allanalmovies.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Big selection of anal sex videos. No original content, but you won’t care after very long. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)
 To join, click here:www.allanalmovies.com

Hmmm…I wonder what we found on this site? That’s right…loads and loads of hot bitches taking it up the crapper! If you are ass hungry like we constantly are, then pay close attention. We have done all of the dirty work for you, scrutinizing this site with a fine-toothed comb to bring you the real lowdown on whether it is a high quality ass site, or just another butthole blunder.

We take special care and pride in reviewing sites dedicated to anal sex. Ass sex makes our dicks harder than Chinese arithmetic. We look at anal videos like an art dealer would stare at a painting for hours and hours, just to see what he could see.

That is what we did with allanalmovies.com and we liked what we saw. Now, an astute observer would ask the question, “Is there any such thing as a bad anal sex video?” Well…no. You got us there. But there are some that are better than others. Sure you can throw a dick into any slut and catch it on film and call it a porno, but it takes special talent to work four fingers and a couple of cocks into a poop chute and all the while the chick getting drilled is begging for more! That, my friends, is art. And that is the kind of shit you can find on allanalmovies.com

They offer over 40 full length films specializing in the cornholio. While they offer films with regualr porn stars, they also have many with amateurs doing their thing. Our favorites…every last fucking one of them. But, if we had to pick, we would say that the Brazilian Anal Violations Series is pretty damn fine (although we must tell you that we love Brazilian chicks).

We love Angela Crystal, a star of Assault That Ass. This foreign chick is not only extremely sexy and gorgeous, she goes absolutely berserk when they shove a big old cock in her ass. We have “used” her on more than one occasion since we joined this site. She shreiks like a wounded banshee, a sound that is music to our ears.

Oh wait! We also have to tell you about…well shit, we could go on forever about this. Just join it and see for your self. You will have more jerk material than a Jamaican chef!

There is a reason that chicks get paid more to do anal than regualr sex. It is the same reason you pay more to see the Rolling Stones than Stoney Creek. They are better artists and they work harder to be better artists. Anal is the Taj Majal of porn, and allanalmovies.com brings us some of the best anal action out there, and a lot of it. And we aren’t just blowing smoke up your ass!

Big selection of anal sex videos. No original content, but you won’t care after very long.

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.allanalmovies.com

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All Adult Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: alladultpass.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.alladultpass.com

We’ve reviewed lots of multi-site sites, many of them offering 20, 30 — even 50 sites for one price. As far as we can recall, we’ve never reviewed a site that gave you access to this many sites at one monthly rate. How about NINETY sites for the price of one. 90!!! Nine-fucking-ty! Nine Zero! Nin– awwww….you get the point.

Okay — here’s a list of what you get: Just kidding — you think I’m going to sit here and list off 90 websites? Jesus, man — I have some masturbating to do when I get done with telling you about this site. If you think I’m gonna cut into my jerking time to list for you every single site you get when you join, you’re out of your fucking mind. But I will tell you that if you can’t find LOTS of shit to get your nuts churning to amongst 90 sites, then you need to get to that old Dr. Ruth cunt as soon as possible and find out what the fuck your problem is.

As you might imagine, 90 sites cover an astounding variety of themes. Teens, Black, Interracial, Feet, BJs, Prostitutes, Voyeur, Squirting, MILFs, Spanking, Big Tits and Ass Sex — to name a FEW of the genres you’ll find. Oh — and in case you’re worried, these aren’t shit bag, throw away sites. We consider the makers of this site to be among the best in the business. They have a shitload of pride in their sites. They get the hottest off the street girls that money can buy. You will NOT be disappointed if you like amateurish sites with hot chicks and sexy fucking.

Okay…now sit down because this will knock your dick into next week. You get three days worth of access to all 90 of these sites for ONE DOLLAR! Let’s do the math, Einstein — that is just over ONE PENNY PER HOUR of porn. Good Christ, that’s a deal. And even when the three days are up, you can renew at $24.95 per month. That is on the low end of monthly fees for the majority of pron sites – -and don’t forget that you get NINETY of them for this price.

Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.alladultpass.com

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Abuse Her Ass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Abuse Her Ass Sample Photo

I said abuse her ASS, not her face!

The site: abuseherass.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Wanna pull out of something – pull out of the stock market and put your money in the cock market. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.abuseherass.com

I am assuming that 98% of the people reading this are straight men. So seriously – can you imagine having something as large as a cucumber shoved INTO your ass? I mean – just like the rest of you, I like a decent, night stick sized turd to coming running down the pike every now and then. Keeps me alert. But a giant cock? Whew – just thinking about it makes me sweat like a whore on dollar day.

One “important” note – this is not a slip-your-pork-slowly-into-her-soften-and-lubed-asshole site. This is more of a take-a-running-start-and-sledge-hammer-your-10-inch-meat-arm-into-her-turd-canyon site. In other words -shit is going to get a little messy around here, so if you’re squeamish, stay away.

Sites that feature chicks getting their arses totally fucked up hold a special place in my heart. They remind me of the 6 glorious months I spent tearin’ the ass-end out of your mother. It seems like yesterday, but it was just about (insert your age here) years ago now.

But these chicks are WAY hotter than your mom. In fact -I was taken aback at some of the talent they were able to pull. I bet this type of porn pays very, very well, though (if you don’t read that first paragraph again and think how much it would take for YOU to do it) – so even hot chicks have to eat and drive fancy cars.

For example, there’s a bitch on here that looks just like this girl that used to wait tables here at my local pub. She was actually featured in a calendar for our local college. One of 12 featured – out of over 1,300 of the hottest chicks on campus that applied. And the chick on this site that looks like her is not even CLSOE to being the hottest chick on the site. They’ve outdone themselves to be sure.

All of this can be your for the low, low price of 1 U.S. Dollar. That’s correct — $1.00 will get you 3 entire days of “sittin’ on a cushion” asshole reaming. The other day I paid $12 to park my fucking car for 3 hours. And I didn’t even cum (although I did get a boner when I got a quick upskirt of some fat chick getting out of her Volvo). In other words- it’s a good deal.

Wanna pull out of something – pull out of the stock market and put your money in the cock market.

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.abuseherass.com

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Absolute Anal Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Hurts, don't it?

The site: absoluteanal.com

The price:$1.00 trial

The verdict: I know that this review sounds like a million others — but that is because this site is like a million others — forgettable. Don’t get me wrong, it will get the job done — but it does little to distinguish itself from hundreds of similar sites. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.absoluteanal

There’s nothing quite like getting an air tight piece of back-pussy. And honestly, it’s not even because of the feeling of cramming your beef log into a hole 3 sizes too small. It’s more of the feeling of scoring that holy grail of sex. I love completely conquering a chick. It makes my world go ’round.

Now, with these chicks here at Absolute Anal, I doubt it’s nearly as much of a conquest, as it looks like their buttholes have been plugged more times than a NASCAR sponsor. There are approximately 437 billion girls getting poopered on this site — quite a collection to be sure.

This site is one of those massive dump sites, with over 22,000 ass vids. Me? I like my porn a little more intimate and personal. These sites are fine if you want mass produced, professional porn. I prefer original material and featured artists, but I can get a nut to a site like this if I have to.

The great news is two-fold — first of all you can join for 3 days for $1.00 (actually, their join options offer a 3 day trial for $1.00 and a 3 day trial for $3.95. Take the first one, genius!). A buck for an ass fuck — or thousands of ass fucks as the case may be. Not a bad deal. The second spectacular thing is that you get access to TEN additional fuck sites when you join this one.

I know that this review sounds like a million others — but that is because this site is like a million others — forgettable. Don’t get me wrong, it will get the job done — but it does little to distinguish itself from hundreds of similar sites.

… 6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.absoluteanal.com

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2 In The Stink Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

2-in-the-stinkThe site: 2inthestink.com
The price:$4.97 trial, $29.97/mo

The verdict: Unbeatable deal for the amount and quality of content that you get. Not to mention the featured site, which shows dozens of chicks taking multiple cocks up their ass at once. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.2inthestink.com

Ahhh, yes. The grandpappy of the porn moves. This maneuver is the Triple Lindy of the adult movie biz, and now they have a website site dedicated to it. 2 in the Stink is a grand collection of videos (original videos I might add) of skanks taking 2 dongs…at once…in their shit holes! Yes, Virginia…there is a Santa Claus.

Obviously, we all know that a lot of times in porn, the chick getting stabbed is faking the moans, screams, grunts and guttural cries. That is almost NEVER the case in double ass penetration, which makes it one of the most erotic scenes to jerk off to. The sounds you get from a tramp getting 2 cocks literally crammed up into her guts are second to none. You can fake a moan with a strifer in your blown-out snapper. There’s no faking the primal grunts that gurgle up when your getting your O-ring blown out by 2 dicks. Simple physics, Watson.

So many sluts…so hard to choose a favorite. We’ll pick one that we liked a lot — not necessarily THE favorite, because there was a multi-way tie for that title. Arianna is a trooper, that’s for damn sure. They boys take a little time warming her up, gaggin her =(literally) with their cock, brutalizing her a bit in the sack. Then, they get down to ass tacks — double cramming her poop chute. And does she ever react. Ufda — what a nice bunch of sounds, pervs. She sounds like she is getting murdered, and in reality, it is not that far from it from the looks of things. She gets pummeled very, very hard and then takes 2 loads to her mouth. Good god, this shit is entertaining.

Of course you don’t get anything for free these days, so it’s gonna cost you. But not as much as you’d think, that’s — for sure. You can get 3 full days of this one site for $4.97. But the real good deal comes when you shell out the monthly rate of $29.97 (or even better, $59.95 for 90 days) — because when you do this you not only get access to these asshole ripping bags of goodness, you also get THIRTY THREE additional sites to yank your crank to. That’s 34 fucking sites in all — which works out to less than $1 per site, per month. Do the math, bitches — it’s a great deal.

And don’t kid yourself — we’ve seen all of the sites in this network. This is a very, very good network, run by great people who actually give a shit about the consumer — which means lots of updates and top of the line talent. Plus all-original, unique ideas and movies.

Unbeatable deal for the amount and quality of content that you get. Not to mention the featured site, which shows dozens of chicks taking multiple cocks up their ass at once. Sometimes you just gotta hit your knees and thank the man upstairs for the internet.

… 10 out of 10 Visit the site: www.2inthestink.com

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