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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Dildo licker

Dildo licker

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

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The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com
Let’s just get this out of the way right off the bat…THIS SITE IS A PERFECT 10!! Read on…

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

VideoBox is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

VideoBox does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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Anime Illustrated Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Anime makes be very self conscious

Anime makes be very self conscious

The site: animeillustrated.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: If you have never seen anime before, this is a good place to start. Very good illustrations and videos. Definitely not the cartoons you are used to. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)
 To join, click here:www.animeillustrated.com

These are not the Saturday morning cartoons that you were used to seeing as a kid (unless maybe you grew up in the red light district of Amsterdam). Anime is an Asian-themed art form of erotic movies and pictures, all drawn with great detail. The beauty of anime is that anything is possible. Anything at all. If you have never seen anime before, you will be amazed by the excruciating detail with which the pictures are drawn and the animation is brought to life. We like to look at it as if it were a high definition movie in that every vein, hair and bead of sweat can be seen. We believe this helps to heighten the senses and make the viewing experience more pleasurable. We wouldn’t be touting it if it were just another cartoon. Anime is definitely different than any other type of animated sex movie.

In addition to the full length nmovies, there are hundreds of anime pictures and many toon games as well. We liked the game Cock Gobbler, a Pac-man like game with porn. There is even a place on this site where you can buy adult toys such as vibrators, lubes and more!

The drawback is that there is not a whole lot of content, with only 7 full length movies. We like to think of this site as a bonus, however, as anime fans are such a small percentage of viewers. Joining megasitepass will get you access to this site and over 50 others. The others are not anime, but are all different types of porn. There are some of the best sites we have ever reviewed included inthe megasitepass. So if anime isn’t your thing, or if you are unsure because you have never checked it out, you can still join megasitepass. If you find you like anime, then you have plenty of pictures, movies and the like to keep you busy for quite some time. If you do not like it, then you have numerous other sites to work with.

Visit the site: www.animeillustrated.com

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Pornstarxs Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

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The site: pornstarxs.com
The price:$24.95 a month, $59.40 for 6 monthsThe verdict: Nothing but unbelievably good things to say about this site. They are a five tool player, firing on all cylinders. One of the very best new sites on the internet 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.pornstarxs.com

Remember when you used to have to go into the movie store and rent porn. You were the creepy guy in the flannel shirt that kicked at the dirt and hemmed and hawed around near the back of the store until you were the only person in the store, then you darted into the “adults only” room. Of course, getting into the room was only the first hurdle. Then you had to pick what movie your cock would like without a) seeing any scenes and b) pulling your cock out to show it the box (note: this was true for most of us — some of your ultra-creeps actaully showed the box to your dick). And that was if you had a decent movie store. Believe it or not, we had one in our neighborhood that you had to rent from a printed list of titles in a 3 ring binder. Try choosing between Big Tittied Sorority Sluts and Large Breasted Nurse Whores on title alone (you went with the sorority girls? Me too…)

Porn Star XS is among the newest wave of full DVD “rental” shops — where you can “check out” (read: OWN) full length DVDs in the privacy of your own home (go ahead, whip little Johnny out and give him a gander) — and you never, ever have to return them. You can search by scene, title, actress — doesn’t matter. Check out some scenes to be sure you’ll like it. Hop from a scene in one movie to a scene in another. Hell, splice them together and make your own “greatest hits” porn — a cornucopia for your cock. You can do it a million ways. Fuckin’ A — I think this internet thing may catch on yet!

These guys are all about full length DVDs — but those are broken down into scenes for convenience. They also have them categorized, they have featured movies as well as the “editor’s choice” section — 3 scenes picked by the staff, updated daily (on the day of this review they had a scene featuring Lauren Phoenix — an all-time fav of PLD — good work guys). They are VERY customer friendly and keep on top of what their customers are demanding, which is a HUGE plus in our book. They are constantly changing to meet the needs of their customers. We love sites that don’t just throw a bunch of shit up and run away. These guys seem to really care what goes on and what WE want. Good work, fellers.

One of the features on Porn Star XS that is seldom found (at least not often enough), but much appreciated, is the ability to bookmark well, just about anything. Found the hottest chick you’ve ever seen and don’t want to have to search for her every night at horny-o’clock? Bookmark her. Found that scene that makes your balls tingle at the thought of it? Bookmark it. Got and entire DVD that you jerk off to (you fucking stud you)? Bookmark that motherscratcher.

Porn Star XS has the biggest names in the biz, the best DVDs, the greatest scenes — think of it as a $100 brunch buffet at the fanciest restaurant that you’ve ever been to — but you’re not wearing pants, the brisket is fucking sexy as shit (and appears to be eating the Oyster’s Rockefeller’s pussy), and the cost is only $24.95 per month — or a 6 month membership for $59.40. Do the math, peeps — that is LESS THAN TEN DOLLARS PER MONTH! In our opinion, this may honestly be the very best DVD deal on the internet.

Nothing but unbelievably good things to say about this site. They are a five tool player, firing on all cylinders. One of the very best new sites on the internet.

Visit the site: www.pornstarxs.com

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Cute Sexy Toons Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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Cute Sexy Toons Sample Photo

The site: cutesexytoons.com

The price:$1.00 trial/ $29.92 month

The verdict: It is hard to say much more than we have on a site like this. Lots of toon fucking, great quality work (the best available in our opinion) and a huge depot of it! Updates a lot and the network is great. No reason not to join — even if you are not into toons you get 60 sites that are NOT toons! 8.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.cutesexytoons.com

Many of you have never watched any Poon-toons, and probably all of you that are reading this are the only ones that give it any real credence. Those fuckers do not know what they are missing, huh? Not only are they not kiddie cartoons, they are very graphic, very erotic and extremely entertaining.

Cute Sexy Toons has all of the makings of a nice anime site. First, the work is very nice. This is not an original site, so they are getting their work from elsewhere. Wherever it is, they are doing a good job making it. Nice themes, story lines and really graphic and detailed fuck scenes. Second is the volume of porn that they have, which is very, very large! They have shit loads of both American and, of course, Japanese art work.

One thing that we noticed that we really liked was that there were a variety of styles featured on this site. IF you have watched Anime, Hentai or the like, you realize that much of it can look very much the same to the untrained eye. This site has many different styles so that you can get a great variety. This is especially good to the newbies to anime, since they can really see a wide variety here!

The membership fee for this site seems high at first, but hear us out.$29.92 will get you all of the anime you can handle every month. In addition, you do not have to join ANY OTHER SITES for your “real” porn either — when you join this site you get access to an additional SIXTY sites as well! ALL of the other sites have real girls and guys getting it one — all colors, sizes and levels of freakiness. A very incredible deal!

It is hard to say much more than we have on a site like this. Lots of toon fucking, great quality work (the best available in our opinion) and a huge depot of it! Updates a lot and the network is great. No reason not to join — even if you are not into toons you get 60 sites that are NOT toons!

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cutesexytoons.com

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Cute Toons Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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Cute Toons Sample Photo

The site: cutetoons.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: We realize that it is not for everyone, but if have read this far then you’re at least interested. We think it is a spectacular all-in-one place to get hours of downloadable anime porn.

8.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)

To join, click here: www.cutetoons.com

There is just something about a cartoon girl with big tits and a dripping snatch getting railed by a thick, veiny cock, isn’t there? Seriously…anime movies can bring you anything that you desire, even things that you like to see that you either have a hard time finding a “real” site of or that “real” people cannot even do! That is the reason that we like anime movies. Now, we realize that this is very much a niche, as many people would immediately dismiss this as a cartoon and not even give it a chance. Those people are stupid. Those people are missing out on an entire sect of porn that is very satisfying and erotic, more so even than real porn in a way since ANYTHING can happen at any time. Also, you can get any angle and any amount of detail, and usually do. We noticed exactly this at CuteToons. Not only do they have toon sex videos of common varieties, but also lesbian, bondage (our favorite of the toon videos), anal, group sex and more.

CuteToons is a super site for anime movies. They boast of over 15,000 toon pics and thousands more toon videos. In addition, you get A cache of nasty erotic stories that grows by the day (as do all of the offerings), and adult games as well. The price is $38.76, which we think sounded steep at first, but we guess when you consider that a “normal” sized anime site is around $30.00 per month, then a super site such as this is reasonably priced at $38.76. You can also try a trial membership for about $5, which is a good idea if you are just getting into the anime scene and want to know what it is all about.

We love not only the exceptional art work and animation that takes place in these movies (that alone is worth seeing, it really is phenomenal), but also the excruciating detail that the artists put into each scene. For example, there is one video here that involves a guy getting head while sitting on the edge of the bed and the girl is on her knees. Near the end of the scene, she shoves her finger up his ass while blowing him. The animation, as well as the audio, is extremely detailed and great. He shoots a larger than life load across the room (as would you if you get a finger up your ass right when you were about to cum in a super hot chick’s mouth!).

This is a very nice anime site…if you are into that type of thing. We realize that it is not for everyone, but if have read this far then you’re at least interested. We think it is a spectacular all-in-one place to get hours of downloadable anime porn.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cutetoons.com

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Hardcore Toon Sluts Wesbite Review

by The Devil (admin)

fucking weird shit

fucking weird shit

The site: hardcoretoonsluts.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: Toons are unlimited and, whether you are man enough to admit it or not, they are fucking hot! The detail is amazing and, if you open you mind, it can be as erotic as anything that you have ever seen in real life. 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.hardcoretoonsluts.com

We have a public service complaint for the makers of Hardcore Toon Sluts. It is bad enough that YOU are the people who draw them into these hardcore situations, painstakingly outlining every vein, drop of cum and shudder of the thighs…but then to call them SLUTS for it?!?! What gives? They can’t help it…YOU made them that way!
Sorry…we lost ourselves for a moment there. What we meant to say tot he makers of Hardcore Toon Sluts was thank you. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Thank you for drawing such fantastic, detailed and slutty-ass girls getting fucked hard and slow, every single little detail captured by your pencils. Thank you a thousand times.

This is a giant anime/hentai site with thousands of movies and pictures, many of which were drawn and animated based upon real models. We have said this before, but if you are not into toons and anime, you really are missing out. We were skeptics at first too, and who wouldn’t be. But they are extremely erotic and can take you lots and lots of places that real ladies simply cannot take you. And why not? This site itself has thousands of movies and pictures, with a monthly fee of$38.76. When we think of the hundreds of hours that goes into making each of these movies (in comparison to the few hours for a real movie), we cannot rightfully complain about the membership fee. It is a steal.

Another unique and enticing thing about hits site is that some of the drawn pictures are compared to the REAL LADIES that they were drawn from. They will put the real picture of real women, then next to it put the drawn version. You can then see that, although the real ladies are hot, there is so much more detail put into the toons…it is amazing. Additionally, they cover a broad spectrum of fetishes and desires, form bondage to lesbianism to everything in between. Remember, there are NO limitations as to what can be drawn!

Toons are unlimited and, whether you are man enough to admit it or not, they are fucking hot! The detail is amazing and, if you open you mind, it can be as erotic as anything that you have ever seen in real life.

… 8 out of 10

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Acme Porn Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

ACME Porn Sample Photo

ACME Porn Sample Photo

The site: acmeporn.com

The price:$29.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Great toons with great poons! 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here: www.acmeporn.com

Acme Porn is a Hentai site, so if you are not into cartoon porn then you either need to learn to be or go elsewhere, probably the former, as this shit can get downright sexy!

Don’t believe us? Check out this site and see…

This is an all-inclusive toon site, as they have underground American comics and what they claim is Hentai that is illegal in Japan. They have full DVD quality movies for download, over 12,000 pictures, dozens of stories, both audio and text, as well as constant updates (because in toon porn you NEVER run out of pussy!).

We hate to repeat ourselves, but if you have never seen comic/toon porn, it is most likely because you think it is stupid or fake. Well, of course it is fake, as is most “real” porn, but stupid it is not. It is VERY erotic and extremely graphic and sexy. They can draw and animate all of the things that we could not do in real life! Very sexy shit. Just give this site a try(at least look at the freebies) and you will probably agree.

The other great thing about toon porn is that they have every fetish and genre right at your fingertips. They can draw it all, and on this site we saw BDSM, feet, devices, legs, hose, oral, lesbian and anal — to name but a few.

The membership fee is $29.95 per month, which is great if you are a big fan. Normally we would say it is on the high side for Hentai, but we realize that most people who join are connoisseurs of toon porn, and we think if you are really into it then this particular site is very good and you would think it was well worth the money

Great toons with great poons!

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.acmeporn.com

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