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Orgyental Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Did you really expect and asian versian of Yental?

Did you really expect an asian versian of Yental?

The site: orgyental.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.97/mo

The verdict: One of the best orgy sites around. A different mix than the norm — we love it 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here: www.orgyental.com

Sometimes it’s best just to hear it right from the horse’s mouth, so here is what they say on their opening page:

“Over six smoking hot Asian chicks in every episode getting fucked by six giant black dicks. This is the first ever, blacks on Asians orgy site – it fucking rules! Come inside to watch some of our free videos and pictures! These black monster cocks are smashing these tiny little fresh Asian slits! I guarantee you’re going to love this one. Hope you enjoy!”

And there you have it. Not a whole lot to elaborate on there – it’s kind of like looking at a masterpiece and then trying to describe it. It’s just great…accept it. SIX hot Asian chicks and SIX black dudes? According to our accountants, that equals TWELVE people in every fucking scene. That’s a lot of fucking for one scene. And how hot are these Asian gals? In our opinion, they range from 8s to 10s. Not too fucking shabby.

One of the great things about this combo of Asian ladies and black dudes is the traditional “sizes” of each of them. Asian girls are typically smaller is stature, making more of them “spinners.” Black dudes…well, you all know what they say about their Johnsons. So, when you think about it, it’s the biggest pummeling the smallest. That’s a recipe for a great fucking time.

We’ve said it before, and we may say it again, but when it comes to orgies, were there early to get a front row seat. That comes as no surprise, but the thing we love about them is that there is just fucking going on every direction you look in, and the sounds…ohhh the sounds of an orgy. Music to a porn connoisseur’s ears, and that being the case, I hear the harps of a bunch of angels right now.

And more people fucking does NOT equate to more money spent. $4.97 will get you three full days and $29.95 will get you a full month — and then some. What’s the some? 33 other sites, that’s what! 33 other spectacular sites, all of which are part of a very, very good network that we have enjoyed for a long time. The other sites vary in material, but all have great chicks, great themes and great original movies.

One of the best orgy sites around. A different mix than the norm — we love it!

Visit the site: www.orgyental.com

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Movie Access Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

do you smell fish?

do you smell fish?

The site: movieaccess.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.movieaccess.com

This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.

Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.

How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat

They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!

Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.

Visit the site: www.movieaccess.com
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The site: asiancrackaddiction.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: I have seen all of the other sites on this network, and they range from decent to pretty good. This one, in my opinion, is their crown jewel. Join, frig, cum, repeat. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.asiancrackaddiction.com

I have never been addicted to your “regular” type of drugs, like cocaine, heroin and crystal meth. I get hooked on more unconventional things, like vaginal skin, taint sweat and nipple hair. I once did so much fucking nipple hair that I woke up in Spanish-Harlem with my pants around my ankles, a riding crop hanging out of my ass and a mouthful of nipple hair.These sick fucks have the same sort of substance abuse problem that I do. They are, it seems, addicted to Asian crack. Butt crack that is – and some pussy slices as well. Luckily for them, and for those of us that have become fans of their site, they only go for high grade shit.

I will shout it out right now – this site has some of the hottest, and therefore some of my favorite, Asian beauties that I have seen take a cock on the web. They have collected some stunners and, in my opinion, should do more to get the word out about their good fortune. I hope this review helps.

Take Roxy Jezel for example (real name I’m sure). I don’t know Roxy’s exact stats, but what I do know is that she has a gorgeous face that only an Asian woman could have, a set of tits that would nicely fill my hands, a pussy that looks like a milky-white catcher’s mitt and a large tattoo on her back for me to cum all over. Game fucking over, gentlemen.

And there are dozens more like her on this site. On tons more chicks on the other sites in this network – all of which are included with a monthly membership. Do yourself a favor and go get your wallet and secure $1.00 from it. That’s correct my horny, Asian-loving friends — $1.00 trials are on the board right now, and you can get 3 FULL DAYS of some of the finest Asian pussy you’ve ever fucked your hand to. And that’s not even considering that fact that this is an ANAL site. Wrap it up…I’ll fuck it.

I have seen all of the other sites on this network, and they range from decent to pretty good. This one, in my opinion, is their crown jewel. Join, frig, cum, repeat.

Visit the site: www.asiancrackaddiction.com

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Asian Parade Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Three Dollar Rubby Time

Three Dollar Rubby Time

The site: asianparade.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: All in all, some very top shelf hotties. We are very impressed with the talent level. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.asianparade.com

We’ll be honest — we were expecting to go to this site and see giant paper dragons slinking and gyrating through the streets of a neighborhood lined with live chickens, fruit and butchered meat hanging in the sun. And firecrackers — lots of firecrackers. But this apparently was a different type of Asian Parade — and we admit that we liked this type a lot better.You see — this was a parade of Asian sluts. Asian girls getting bone-dogged on film. Fucking drop dead gorgeous Asian girls getting popped. Now that’s fun. The site itself is well done, albeit a little heavy on the stereotyping. Constantly saying things such as “Suckie,suckie” and talking about Asian massage parlors and happy finishes. We get it…they’re Asian. Move on.

Besides that ridiculousness, everything is Roses — Tokyo Roses — on this site. Yeah — we stooped too. Hard to resist. Anyway…the girls on this site are cream of the crop to be sure. Some of the hottest chicks we’ve seen on an all-Asian site. Very impressive.

How much for love you long time? Well, for 3 day time, you pay $4.95. For one weekie suckie — $9.95. And for long time month — $39.95. A great deal for this site — and an even better deal considering you get8 other great sites in the network, all of varying genres. Cheap for what you get.

Malezia is now one of our favorite Asian girl ever. She is extremely beautiful. Long dark hair (of course), gorgeous face, stellar body. Seriously — hottest Asian chick ever. Hell, we should not qualify her as hottest “Asian” chick — she’s one of the hottest porn chicks ever…period. She’s from Thailand. Did we mention she’s hot? Anyway — she does it all in this scene. Fuckey and suckey! Great scene.

All in all, some very top shelf hotties. We are very impressed with the talent level.

Visit the site: www.asianparade.com

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Black Dong In Hong Kong Sample Photo

Black Dong In Hong Kong Sample Photo

The site: blackdonginhongkong.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: Really nice set up here. Lots of videos on this site, as well as countless videos included on the other sites you get free access to. One of our favorite networks. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.blackdonginhongkong.com

Every now and then, we run across a site with a name that is so outstanding I just have to sit back and bask in its glory for a while. That’s the case with this little dandy…Black Dong in Hong Kong. Not only do they name it that, they really play that theme up on the site. “Land of the rising sun meets the 8th wonder.” Ahhh…I do so enjoy creativity…In case you are fucking moron, this site matches a black dude with a skyscraper cock with tiny, little Asian chicks. That’s what I call good casting, folks. First of all, these guys have got some COCKS on them! Now, they purport that it is one guy, but unless he is able to change shades of his skin, there is more than one dude. Doesn’t matter…just saying…. Anywho, the chicks are all damn sexy Asians girls. You’re not going to get the hideous, grumpy bitch that works at China Chef down the street. These are top choice Asian girls. But they’re also girl-next-door types — especially if you live in China Town.

For my money, Asian gals have one of the best body types that exist. I love small tits. I love petite girls. I love tight bodies. And I definitely love tight, brown pussies. So a site like this is extremely exciting to me — especially since they are getting split like cord wood! So although I am biased, I am laying it all out there for you. Of course, since this review is listed under “Asian”, you are digging these types of chicks too — so take my advice and check this one out.

And if you do check it out, you’ll not only enjoy the view, you’ll appreciate the price. $29.95 will get you a monthly membership to this site, as well as OVER a dozen more sites — all from the same group of guys. All are fringe fetish sites that feature top of the line girl next door types. All of them are 100% original to the site and all of them are worth more than this monthly price — EACH! So, if you are looking not only for a great bit of interracial fucking with hot Asian chicks and giant black dicks, but also a bit of relief on the credit card — this is a damn good place to get both.

Really nice set up here. Lots of videos on this site, as well as countless videos included on the other sites you get free access to. One of our favorite networks.

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.blackdonginhongkong.com


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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

There is actual porn on the site

There is actual porn on the site

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). This site is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, they have the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) it won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

10 out of 10

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All Adult Pass

by The Devil (admin)

all-adult-pass
The site: alladultpass.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.alladultpass.com

We’ve reviewed lots of multi-site sites, many of them offering 20, 30 — even 50 sites for one price. As far as we can recall, we’ve never reviewed a site that gave you access to this many sites at one monthly rate. How about NINETY sites for the price of one. 90!!! Nine-fucking-ty! Nine Zero! Nin– awwww….you get the point.

Okay — here’s a list of what you get: Just kidding — you think I’m going to sit here and list off 90 websites? Jesus, man — I have some masturbating to do when I get done with telling you about this site. If you think I’m gonna cut into my jerking time to list for you every single site you get when you join, you’re out of your fucking mind. But I will tell you that if you can’t find LOTS of shit to get your nuts churning to amongst 90 sites, then you need to get to that old Dr. Ruth cunt as soon as possible and find out what the fuck your problem is.

As you might imagine, 90 sites cover an astounding variety of themes. Teens, Black, Interracial, Feet, BJs, Prostitutes, Voyeur, Squirting, MILFs, Spanking, Big Tits and Ass Sex — to name a FEW of the genres you’ll find. Oh — and in case you’re worried, these aren’t shit bag, throw away sites. We consider the makers of this site to be among the best in the business. They have a shitload of pride in their sites. They get the hottest off the street girls that money can buy. You will NOT be disappointed if you like amateurish sites with hot chicks and sexy fucking.

Okay…now sit down because this will knock your dick into next week. You get three days worth of access to all 90 of these sites for ONE DOLLAR! Let’s do the math, Einstein — that is just over ONE PENNY PER HOUR of porn. Good Christ, that’s a deal. And even when the three days are up, you can renew at $24.95 per month. That is on the low end of monthly fees for the majority of pron sites – -and don’t forget that you get NINETY of them for this price.

Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.alladultpass.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Dildo licker

Dildo licker

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Asian Creamy Pies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Whoa Lordy! I've never seen an Asian chick with nipple rings

Whoa Lordy! I've never seen an Asian chick with nipple rings

The site: asiancreamypies.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: Like an Asian buffet – -well worth the money and more on the menu than you could ever consume! 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)


To join, click here:www.asiancreamypies.com

I have been to countless Chinese buffets and sushi bars, and have never tried their desserts. This makes me said, as these Asian Creamy Pies that I just hear of sound absolutely delicious It says that they are “Tight little Asian pies filled with chocolate” — er. um…oh…I guess I should have read the entire thing first. “…filled with chocolate DICK” is says. Oh well — I still like to watch!Of course, you all knew what we were in for — tiny little Asian bitches getting absolutely FUCKED by gigantic, black dicks. I love when they pair Asian girls with black guys — extremely large black guys that is. Makes for good cinema. I just love their tiny little tits and their pussies, tighter than a snare drum, getting obliterated by thick, black sausages. Love it, I say!

I also love the O.C. Cash boys — the group that makes this site. You see, they also make about 32 other sites — and you get all of them for the price of one (see below). Their shit is not watered down as a result, either — each site is all-original, all top shelf talent and all high quality videos. One of our favorite networks by far — and I ain’t gettin’ shit to tell you that either.

Nan was our fave — although most of them had such similar body types that we could have chosen any one of several. We liked Nan, though — a perfect tiny little body and she knew very little English. One thing she did know, or if she didn’t she learned real damn quick — black guys have really big cocks. At least that was true of the one they teamed her up with. His dick was almost exactly the same length, width and girth of her left arm. A little thicker than her arm maybe, but other than that, it was the same size.

As we said — 33 sites for the price of one — $4.97 for 3 days and $29.97 for a month. That is less than the price of a fucking egg roll per site, per month. And even though you’ll be hungry for more Asian 30 minutes after you leave the site — there is a shitload of material so you can fill up over and over again.

Like an Asian buffet – -well worth the money and more on the menu than you could ever consume!

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.asiancreamypies.com


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Asian Girl Girl

by The Devil (admin)

That has to really, really fishy

That has to really, really fishy

The site: asiangirlgirl.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: One fantastic lesbian site — and an even more fantastic Asian site. Put them together and you have one of the very best Asian lesbian sites that we’ve seen. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.asiangirlgirl.com

Did you know that Asian chicks’ pussies are horizontal instead of vertical? True story. What? Yes they are — go to this site and I’ll prove it.Okay — so I lied…but the important thing is that I got you to go to Asian Girl Girl, and now you want to join, don’t you? Admit it — it’s nothing to be ashamed of. Shit — this is one of the best, if not the very best, lesbian Asian sites that I have ever seen. And folks…I’ve seen a shit ton of them. What makes so so fucking great? Well, looks-wise, I’d put this stable of bitches up against any other pack of far-east-beasts that you can throw at me. And when you throw in the stellar network, the cheap membership fees and the exceptional video quality — I think you can see why now…

There are so many fantastic things about this site that it’s hard to find a good direction for a review. First of all, these scenes are all lesbo — no schlongs. As I said, the chicks are extremely hot, and each video features 2, 3, 4 or more of them — lucky for your cock. These chicks eat pussy like it’s high dollar sushi — sorry…couldn’t resist.

My favorite video was probably one entitled Nyomi & Friends. Why? No other reason that there were FOUR Asian chicks going at each other at the same time – -a pussy over here, a tongue over there, a leg up here and a tit down there. 4 bitches in a fuck-scrum is hard to top, no matter how hot the chicks are – -and what’s even better about this one is that ALL four of the chicks are fucking smokey! Great scene — lots of moans and groans…I love it.

And you thought all of that was the good part…heeheee….now for the REALLY good part — the price to join. ONE DOLLAR is what it takes to join this little poo poo platter — and if you decide to stick with these gals for a month, you pay less than $25 and also get access to ALL of the sites in their network — and I can tell you from experience that is a shitload of fantastic site. Hell of a deal.

One fantastic lesbian site — and an even more fantastic Asian site. Put them together and you have one of the very best Asian lesbian sites that we’ve seen.

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.asiangirlgirl.com

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