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The site: nikkiprice.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 per month

The verdict: NikkiPrice.com. Learn it, know it, love it…join it. It’s worth every penny and drop of semen you have. 9 out of 10.

Beautiful beaches are uncommon in Asia.

The site: eroticasians.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Come see the ways of the Orient, Grasshopper. You’re amongst friends. 7 out of 10.

Asian Dj? Nahhhhhh.

Okay – I have seen at least 10 porn sites per day for several years now, reviewing many of them, just skinning my cock to the others – but until today I have never once heard Asian chicks being referred to as “almonds.” The only explanation could be the almond shaped eyes. Is it racist or offensive? I have no idea – but probably.

Whatever. If it’s negative, then I can bring it up a little with a positive, in that this site is pretty decent. Not fabulous or fantastic – -but good enough to bust nuts to. It’s one of those sites that pretends to be a one girl, solo run site, but it’s really a commercially produced site featuring one girl.

That girl is, surprisingly, Ms. Almond Tease – real name I’m sure. Almond is a miniature (5’1”, 90 lbs.) Asian chick with tits so small they make me look well endowed in the chest area. But her vagina makes up in the size area – -as it’s big enough to accommodate a fat cock and then some.

Just like any other one gal site, hers features exploits with dildos, tongues and hot tubs. Luckily for us, she also takes the cock, something that a lot of one chick sites aren’t giving us these days. I want to see chicks get fucked, not nuzzled and sprayed with a hose. I can see that shit on the FX network.

Go for the 3 day trial for $3. I’m not really sure if there’s enough intrigue to keep you wanting for much more than that. I could be wrong – there are many tastes and needs out there and if Almond is yours, by all means jump head first into that bitch.

Decent, but nothing Earth shattering. I’ll pay for 3 days, though.

Visit the site: www.almondtease.com

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

Video Box is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

Video Box does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

That is a shitload of soy sauce

The site: asianchickswhitedicks.com

The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 a Month

The verdict: Nice site, but like many of the sites in this network, nothing that I haven’t seen before. Certainly worth joining – especially the $3 trial membership. 6.5 out of 10.

Hmmmm…not to sure. I really like Asian chicks – like them a LOT actually. They are compact, easy to fuck and then stick in the overhead compartment until landing. But I’m not so sure about them having dicks – -white or otherwise. I guess I could figure out some fucked up, kinky-assed shit to do with one – but I’d prefer dickless Asian chicks myself.Wha — ? Oh…sorry about that. I thought…well, you know what I thought. This site is actually all about white DUDES fucking Asian chicks…hence the name (well, they could have made it a little more clear, right?). Now THAT I can get into.

The first thing you will notice when you go to this site is definitely the caliber of Asian cunts they get to this site. Excellent stable, I must say. Very attractive sluts, very compact, well built and hot. Excellent job, and kudos to the fellers running the site for getting such good talent.

Other than that, the site is pretty much standard. Professional fucking and good lighting. $3 trials and $30 monthlies. All pretty much right from the cookie cutter book of pro porn sites. Nothing bad, nothing new.

I really liked a chick named Dragon on this site. One big reason is that she is a Filipina chick – and I don’t get to see too many of them take a cock. Too bad – it’s really, really fucking sexy. She is very small and very stacked. Plus she has small tits and tattoos – it’s like this bitch is tailor made for the Devil’s cock!

Nice site, but like many of the sites in this network, nothing that I haven’t seen before. Certainly worth joining -especially the $3 trial membership.

Visit the site: www.asianchickswhitedicks.com

"It's over there by the nightstand, Dear."

The site: asiancreamypies.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: Like an Asian buffet – -well worth the money and more on the menu than you could ever consume! 8 out of 10.

I have been to countless Chinese buffets and sushi bars, and have never tried their desserts. This makes me said, as these Asian Creamy Pies that I just hear of sound absolutely delicious It says that they are “Tight little Asian pies filled with chocolate” — er. um…oh…I guess I should have read the entire thing first. “…filled with chocolate DICK” is says. Oh well — I still like to watch!Of course, you all knew what we were in for — tiny little Asian bitches getting absolutely FUCKED by gigantic, black dicks. I love when they pair Asian girls with black guys — extremely large black guys that is. Makes for good cinema. I just love their tiny little tits and their pussies, tighter than a snare drum, getting obliterated by thick, black sausages. Love it, I say!

I also love the O.C. Cash boys — the group that makes this site. You see, they also make about 32 other sites — and you get all of them for the price of one (see below). Their shit is not watered down as a result, either — each site is all-original, all top shelf talent and all high quality videos. One of our favorite networks by far — and I ain’t gettin’ shit to tell you that either.

Nan was our fave — although most of them had such similar body types that we could have chosen any one of several. We liked Nan, though — a perfect tiny little body and she knew very little English. One thing she did know, or if she didn’t she learned real damn quick — black guys have really big cocks. At least that was true of the one they teamed her up with. His dick was almost exactly the same length, width and girth of her left arm. A little thicker than her arm maybe, but other than that, it was the same size.

As we said — 33 sites for the price of one — $4.97 for 3 days and $29.97 for a month. That is less than the price of a fucking egg roll per site, per month. And even though you’ll be hungry for more Asian 30 minutes after you leave the site — there is a shitload of material so you can fill up over and over again.

Like an Asian buffet – -well worth the money and more on the menu than you could ever consume!

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.asiancreamypies.com

Karaoke!

The site: asianexotics.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A variety of sorts, with your standard Cali porn to your very different, true Asian porn. We liked some and weren’t too sure about others. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

Me so horny!!A variety of sorts, with your standard Cali porn to your very different, true Asian porn. We liked some and weren’t too sure about others. …

Let us start by making one thing clear…we love Asian women. They are beautiful and petite. They have soft skin and cute smiles. Everyone has had at least one fantasy involving an Asian school girl…right?

But we would point out that Asians definitely have a different way of approaching many things and porn is not excluded from that list. Not a better way or worse way, just a different way. Asianexotics not only offers mainstream videos with Asian ladies, they also offer TRUE Asian porn, not to be confused with Hollywood porn starring an “Asian” woman. Me Luv U Long Time is a downloadable video offered here that is straight out of California where 5 different sexy little China dolls get railed by American guys. Your standard porn film, good sex and all, but nothing out of the ordinary. Turning Japanese, on the other hand, is a video of all Asian actors apparently shot overseas. It is hard for us to put our finger on it…maybe it is the set or maybe it is the atmosphere, but something is just different. For example, we noticed that on more than one occasion, when the male actor would cum on the girl, after he finished he would immediately cover his penis and go off camera. What is that? Unfortunately, it is not in English so we just have guess. It is no doubt entertaining, though.

In addition to the DVDs, Videos and still pictures, this site also offers many extras including live cam girls (one of our favorite features), stories and even games. All included in the Megasitepass fee of $24.95 per month. The live cam area is free of charge for some of its services, a rarity on porn web sites.

When all is said and done, we gave this site a thumbs up! We loved the change of pace from typical Hollywood porn and we also loved to watch the Asian girls get laid. The cum-face knows no language and a good money shot is internationally enjoyed.

6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.asianexotics.com