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One eye is higher than the other. Disturbing

The site: asianlicking.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: Good Asian warehouse site. Also a good network with damn near billions of other things! 8 out of 10.

Asian Licking, huh? Is that people licking Asian girls? Is it Asian girls licking cocks? Or is it Asians taking a beating? Well, in a way it is all three, with more emphasis on the first two. Asian licking is a nice, HUGE, that will keep you full and not leave you hungry for more in 30 minutes! The first thing that we always try to gauge on any site is what we like to call the “talent level,” which is how hot the girls are. Asian sites generally have super hot girls. That is because Asian girls are generally super hot! This site is no exception in that area. Of course you will find the occasional no count, most of them are very sexy, petite and lovely!

We also take a gander at how the site is set up, what their videos look like in terms of quality and finally how much shit you get! Guess what? These guys passed all of our little tests too! The site is very easy to use, and the quality of all of the videos that we watched was professional and very well done. How much do you get? More than you could ever use, unless of course you have a bionic cock, in which case you may need a little more.

The only “downside” to this site, if you even want to call it that, is that it is merely a storage place for thousands of videos. In other words, you are not going to get any personal service, original videos or things like that. You sacrifice that for the HUGE amounts that are available to you. That is fine with us, and it may be fine with you too! Generally speaking you either get one or the other — either all-original videos but less of them or LOTS of professional videos.

The other smaller thing that we liked is that this site not only features Japanese girls, but also Chinese, Thai and Korean girls. Any Asian is welcome to take it all off, get fucked and splooged on. An equal opportunity fuck site. That is what we like!

We mentioned earlier that you get a lot, but you get WAYYY more than you even probably imagined. For the price of this ONE site, which is $29.92per month, you also get access to over SIXTY additional sites! That is hundreds of thousands of pictures and thousands of videos in all! They are not all Asian sites, but they ARE all fuck sites and pretty damn good ones at that. Most of them are also super sized sites like this one, so you can theoretically NEVER run out of material!

Good Asian warehouse site. Also a good network with damn near billions of other things!

Visit the site: www.asianlicking.com

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Three Dollar Rubby Time

The site: asianparade.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: All in all, some very top shelf hotties. We are very impressed with the talent level. 9 out of 10.

We’ll be honest — we were expecting to go to this site and see giant paper dragons slinking and gyrating through the streets of a neighborhood lined with live chickens, fruit and butchered meat hanging in the sun. And firecrackers — lots of firecrackers. But this apparently was a different type of Asian Parade — and we admit that we liked this type a lot better.You see — this was a parade of Asian sluts. Asian girls getting bone-dogged on film. Fucking drop dead gorgeous Asian girls getting popped. Now that’s fun. The site itself is well done, albeit a little heavy on the stereotyping. Constantly saying things such as “Suckie,suckie” and talking about Asian massage parlors and happy finishes. We get it…they’re Asian. Move on.

Besides that ridiculousness, everything is Roses — Tokyo Roses — on this site. Yeah — we stooped too. Hard to resist. Anyway…the girls on this site are cream of the crop to be sure. Some of the hottest chicks we’ve seen on an all-Asian site. Very impressive.

How much for love you long time? Well, for 3 day time, you pay $4.95. For one weekie suckie — $9.95. And for long time month — $39.95. A great deal for this site — and an even better deal considering you get8 other great sites in the network, all of varying genres. Cheap for what you get.

Malezia is now one of our favorite Asian girl ever. She is extremely beautiful. Long dark hair (of course), gorgeous face, stellar body. Seriously — hottest Asian chick ever. Hell, we should not qualify her as hottest “Asian” chick — she’s one of the hottest porn chicks ever…period. She’s from Thailand. Did we mention she’s hot? Anyway — she does it all in this scene. Fuckey and suckey! Great scene.

All in all, some very top shelf hotties. We are very impressed with the talent level.

Visit the site: www.asianparade.com

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I sort of want to fuck that Kim Jong Il feller. You know – that sawed off son-of-a-bitch that keeps launching missiles all over the place. Seems to me that he has some sort of a phallus issue that needs resolving, the way he’s always throwing around penile-shaped objects. I’d fuck his jumpsuit off.Do Asian chicks have the innate ability to pleasure a man more, due to the history of Asian women having to be subservient to their men? I’d like to think so. And having no scientific or any other type of evidence to back my claim up, I am going to confidently say YES! Yes, they do have the innate ability to serve men better. Take that, ACLU!

This site features tons of Asian themed DVD downloads. Nothing special and nothing new – just tons of Asian pussy getting poked by boners, vibes, fingers, tongues and various other spearheaded objects. Nothing you haven’t seen before – but all things you want to see again and again.

The main knock on the site is the lack of originality, but that can be overlooked, at least for a while, when you consider the fact that they are giving it away free for 3 days. Free shit takes all the pain away. You could rape me with a parking meter and then, if you gave me a coupon for a free ice cream cone – all is forgiven.

If you want to be a hanger on after the free trial period, you’ll pay about $40 per month and get about 1 dozen additional sites with the main Asian one here. Is it a good deal? Well, that depends on who you are and what you want. I like amateur, original shit, so to me it’s not worth it. But I can also see where someone who likes pro porn that is easy to use and downloadable would love this site and its partner sites.

Visit the site: www.asianpleasures.com

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I thought jizz was good for a woman's complexion?

The site: asianpoonani.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.94 a month

The verdict: Is it a decent site? Absolutely? Will I remember it 10 minutes from now? Not a chance. I will remember that I got 3 days for a $1 bill, something you can do too. But I will forget Charmane, April, Kylie – I will forget them all, because the site does nothing to grab me and make me remember it. If it did, I would rate it a lot higher. 6 out of 10.

I haven’t fucked enough Asian chicks. The only ones that live near me are the mean, crusty old ladies that scream your crab rangoon order out to that wispy mustachioed man working the kitchen at Hong Kong Great China Wall Happy Food Time Store. I like mean chicks, so that wouldn’t be a problem- but if I start fucking these old goats, I might as well throw in the towel on life.I’m glad this site doesn’t stoop to that level. They have chicks that are pretty much all under the age of 25 and ALL of them are hot and in great shape. No discards here. Unless I am in the mood for a fatty, the bodies on the chicks that I want to whack to had better be as tight as a gnat’s ass. These ladies fit the bill.

These are Asian-American gals – not the absolute real dealt hat you can get at some sites (although not very many). I usually prefer Asian-American chicks to pure Asian chicks – -I don’t necessarily know why. Maybe something gets lost in the translation. Or maybe it’s the giggling. I hate giggling.

Charmane was my fave on this site, mainly because she was a stocky gal. I like a chick that looks like she could make a tackle on an All-American running back, mainly because I want her to be able to completely fuck me up in bed. Charmane left her black thigh-highs on and took a beefy dong from all angles. I also liked how she has pretty large tits fro an Asian gal -natural ones too!

Is it a decent site? Absolutely? Will I remember it 10 minutes from now? Not a chance. I will remember that I got 3 days for a $1 bill, something you can do too. But I will forget Charmane, April, Kylie-  I will forget them all, because the site does nothing to grab me and make me remember it. If it did, I would rate it a lot higher.

Visit the site: www.asianpoonani.com

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Her Asianess is in question

The site: asiansweat.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: There is not a whole hell of a lot to say about this one. It is a faceless super site, but it has a large cache of videos. If you want a lot of Asian videos, get on board. If you want a sire with personality, go elsewhere 6.5 out of 10.

You GOTTA love adult internet sites! Where else could you use the term “sweat” and expect it to draw customers? Isn’t that generally considered a bad hygiene thing? Not with Asian Sweat! They proudly call out from the mountain top that they have sweaty Asian broads, and that you should come check them out! So, of course, we did! We are suckers for any types of bodily fluids. We found some very good movies, and a lot of them, but Asian sweat was yet another soulless super site with lots of quantity, and not bad quality either, but it was just so damned impersonal that we weren’t as impressed as we could have been.

Now, do not get us wrong. There is a stockpile of videos here that would make Bill Gates proud (C’mon…you all know he is the original internet porn surfer, right? Surely he of all people has quite a porn collection now). They offer tens of thousands of pictures and thousands of videos, in addition to links to live sex shows 24 hours a day, games, chat and more, for a monthly fee of $38.76. Now, that is higher than many sites, and we think it a bit steep, but if you consider all of the shit they throw at you then maybe it is worth it. You have to really like Asian videos though (which we do, so of course we joined).

The great news is that they not only have the mainstream Asian actresses on film (Asia Carrera and the like), but also some very …ahem, strange?…true Asian porn from overseas. We are not knocking it, but it is a hell of a lot different than we are used to seeing. As a matter of fact, it is a little refreshing when we think about it! The girls are cute, but not overly plastic and incredible. They giggle a lot. The guys are…well, let’s just say the guys are more like us common guys!

You also do not have to worry about running out of porn with this site. There is already enough to keep you busy for months, and they add new shit every week, so you will be into this one forever if you join! That is the great thing about the super sites…they never leave you with a limp dick in your hand. There is always something new to jerk to.

There is not a whole hell of a lot to say about this one. It is a faceless super site, but it has a large cache of videos. If you want a lot of Asian videos, get on board. If you want a site with personality, go elsewhere

Visit the site: www.asiansweat.com

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Tokyo seems like a nice place

The site: tokyopickups.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.94 a month

The verdict: What else is there to say? You know you love Asian chicks, you know you have $1 and you know your balls are due for a purging. All of the elements are present – put them together, Einstein. 7 out of 10.

Okay, I realize that right now the economy is shit here in the U. S. of A., and we are all encouraged to “Buy American” — but how the fuck can I do that all the time when there is some damn tasty pussy that comes from Tokyo? Well, there’s good news. You see – these bitches have probably never even SEEN Tokyo. Yep – Asian-Americans on an American run site. WOO HOO – eat up fellers – do it for your country!

And let me tell you something…even though these chicks are “really” Japanese, you wouldn’t know it too look at them. You also wouldn’t know it to watch them fuck – I hear true Japanese chicks fuck like it’s going out of style, and these chicks are taking cues from the mother land.

Of course, since you are an Asian gal lover, you know that the best things about Asian chicks are their soft skin and their small stature. That’s what we’re looking at here on this site…over and over and over again. There are tons of videos here, and since it is a huge site and part of a big network, there are updates all the time.

And who the fuck says that our dollar doesn’t go very far anymore? For less than $5, you can get a trial membership to this site, and when you join monthly, you get access to this site and about 50 more -with new sites being added frequently.

What else is there to say? You know you love Asian chicks, you know you have $1 and you know your balls are due for a purging. All of the elements are present- put them together, Einstein.

Visit the site: www.tokyopickups.com

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BANZAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! Slut.

The site: banzaisluts.com

The price:$29.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: A very above-average site with some hot Asian broads. A great network as well. 8 out of 10.

Wax on…jerk off! Wax on…jerk off!! BANZAI!!!!!!!!

Banzai Sluts is a collection of some very hot, but very filthy Asian sluts who love the white cock. This site was a lot better than you average Asian site. We really enjoyed it, and here is why… This site had a very amateur feel to it, but yet the videos were of high quality. We loved the feel…it was probably the lighting…but whatever it was do NOT change it guys. Good idea! We honestly wish a lot more sites would do this…make it feel more amateurish even when it’s not really an amateur flick. Kudos to you for pulling it off without making it look shitty.

One of those videos featured a girl supposedly named Bamboo. Bamboo was a girl that we just had to mention to you. This chick had the longest fucking nipples we had ever seen! If a normally sexy nipple looks like a pencil eraser, this chick had nipples that were like pencils! She was hot, no doubt about it. She had a great body…but we couldn’t quit looking at the nipples. We think she got fucked up the ass hard, and we think it was by an enormous cock…but we can’t tell for sure. We were too busy staring at those nipples! Wow!

Then we found a girl that cracks our top 5 Asian girls of all-time…Charmane Star. She is damn near perfect, as far as we can tell. She ah the perfect petite body and a gorgeous face. She is also was dirty as a judge addicted to cocaine! She sucks a mean cock and then takes it doggy…finally taking a load to the face and mouth. Charmane, we hope to see more of you!

Banzai Sluts is a member of the Meat Members network of sites, which means that for $29.95 per month you can get access to this site and about 40 others, all of which we have found to be really good quality both in terms of girls and video quality. Their claim to fame is that they have over 1.2 Million MBs of videos already on tap, with new content coming all the time. You will never run out of material…at least not for a long, long time. And their shit is good too! And original!!

A very above-average site with some hot Asian broads. A great network as well.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.banzaisluts.com

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