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Beijing Beaver

by The Devil (admin)

Dragon tattoos on an Asian chick is scary

Dragon tattoos on an Asian chick is scary

The site: beijingbeavers.com

The price:$2.95 trial/ $39.99

The verdict: Apparently lots of nice videos with hot ladies, but poorly organized in our opinion. The extras were good, but let’s face it…that is not the reason you would join. Also a little pricey.. 5 out of 10.

[rating:5/10] (5/10)

To join, click here:www.beijingbeavers.com

In case you haven’t already figured it out by the name, Beijing Beavers features Asian pussy…and lots of it.

Beijing Beavers offers many videos for download…the only problem is that it is hard to tell how many. We thought the site could have been organized a whole lot better. When you click on the movie section, you are given a full page of thumbnails from one video. You can click on any of the thumbnails to get that portion of the movie. This, we liked. But to get to the next movie, you have to go to the next page, and so on. So there is only one movie per page, and they do not tell you how many pages you have to sift through to get to the end.

The movies that we did see were good, and as mentioned above, we liked the idea of the thumbnails of each portion of the video. There were some very hot Asian chicks found in these videos. They also offer lots of streaming videos (one in particular was literally streaming, as a girl was pissing in a guy’s mouth over a toilet). They even had some real Asian videos, meaning they were not just actresses of Asian descent, but truly Asian women. Nice.

The extras provided here offer a different encounter to porn. They have a whole shitload of erotic stories. Some people would probably as, “Why would I read an erotic story when I can watch the real thing on video?” Valid question…but for us it is more nostalgia and fantasy than anything. Remember the good old days when all we had were pictures and stories? Sure things are better today with the internet…but every now and then don’t you like to go back in time, read a nasty story about a teacher and a “bad girl” student, and simply jerk off to the images in your mind? Of course you do, you liar!

One extra that we found extremely unique and beneficial was the section of real headlines currently in the news. The articles featured all refer to sex in some manner or another. A daily joke is featured as well. They also offer an area for adult games, which we found amusing. Most are very simple games…naked versions of pong, Tetris, memory, etc, but they are good for a few laughs and even a few pics of sexy ladies.

Additional extras include E-zines with adult related materials…mainly handbooks for sex, foreplay, and other areas of interest in the bedroom. Again, this is an extras that is unique and informational…a nice addition to the normal videos and pictures.

The other beef we had with this site was the membership fee, which at $39.99 per month was a little steep for what you get. As far as we could tell, there are no additional sites that you get access to, as with many networks. The good news is that you can do a 3 day trial for $2.95, which is a good idea to see if you are going to like it or not.

Apparently lots of nice videos with hot ladies, but poorly organized in our opinion. The extras were good, but let’s face it…that is not the reason you would join. Also a little pricey.

Visit the site: www.beijingbeavers.com

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Black Dong In Hong Kong Sample Photo

"Where's the fortune? Is it in here?"

The site: blackdonginhongkong.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: Really nice set up here. Lots of videos on this site, as well as countless videos included on the other sites you get free access to. One of our favorite networks. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.blackdonginhongkong.com

Every now and then, we run across a site with a name that is so outstanding I just have to sit back and bask in its glory for a while. That’s the case with this little dandy…Black Dong in Hong Kong. Not only do they name it that, they really play that theme up on the site. “Land of the rising sun meets the 8th wonder.” Ahhh…I do so enjoy creativity…In case you are fucking moron, this site matches a black dude with a skyscraper cock with tiny, little Asian chicks. That’s what I call good casting, folks. First of all, these guys have got some COCKS on them! Now, they purport that it is one guy, but unless he is able to change shades of his skin, there is more than one dude. Doesn’t matter…just saying…. Anywho, the chicks are all damn sexy Asians girls. You’re not going to get the hideous, grumpy bitch that works at China Chef down the street. These are top choice Asian girls. But they’re also girl-next-door types — especially if you live in China Town.

For my money, Asian gals have one of the best body types that exist. I love small tits. I love petite girls. I love tight bodies. And I definitely love tight, brown pussies. So a site like this is extremely exciting to me — especially since they are getting split like cord wood! So although I am biased, I am laying it all out there for you. Of course, since this review is listed under “Asian”, you are digging these types of chicks too — so take my advice and check this one out.

And if you do check it out, you’ll not only enjoy the view, you’ll appreciate the price. $29.95 will get you a monthly membership to this site, as well as OVER a dozen more sites — all from the same group of guys. All are fringe fetish sites that feature top of the line girl next door types. All of them are 100% original to the site and all of them are worth more than this monthly price — EACH! So, if you are looking not only for a great bit of interracial fucking with hot Asian chicks and giant black dicks, but also a bit of relief on the credit card — this is a damn good place to get both.

Really nice set up here. Lots of videos on this site, as well as countless videos included on the other sites you get free access to. One of our favorite networks.

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.blackdonginhongkong.com


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T and A Exotics Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

T & A Exotics Sample Photo

Peeky, peeky!

The site: tandaexotics.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: This is the best way to sum up this site and network — you know how a lot of pro sites have a perfect Hollywood set with nice music in the background and no bloopers or unintentional noises or scenes? This is the opposite of that. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.tandaexotics.com

You fuckers ever hear of these T and A bitches? True, true amateur shit, right here. No — I’m serious…REAL amateur shit. If you doubt me, check out their graphics. They’re about as amateur as they come.
Now, that being said, once you get past that shit, the fucking is far from amateur. The girls, guys, videos – -all amateur. The fucking…top level shit.Exotic, huh? This is a pretty good site…but I’d beg to differ a bit with the term “exotic.” It’s a Korean chick living in Philly who likes to get fucked and, occasionally, gets a little kinky with candles, rope and tape. To me, that’s not exotic…that’s just a Wednesday. Now, if they had one of those little, green Area 51 motherfuckers getting fisted by a 3rd shifter from a Pittsburgh steel mill whose wearing a gigantic, “We’re #1″ styrofoam hand and jerking of using Concord grape jelly with the other hand — now THAT shit would be exotic. Sort of.

This is one of dozens of sites that belong to this T and A network – -all of which are raw ass amateur shit. You aren’t going to find airbrushing, top models, perfect lighting, movie sets. You will find cute chicks with a blemish here or there, home and club fucking, nice lighting, but not pro shit — just real stuff. You give me a site like this a jam a feather up your ass and we’d BOTH be tickled!

As for more specifics on the site, our hostess on this little journey of smut is Kiana Lee, and as mentioned she’s a Korean gal who is living in Philly. Being totally honest, Korean gals are not #1 on my list of fetishes (certainyl not last, but not first) — but this one is pretty fucking cute. As you’d expect, she’s a tiny little slut. She does like to play dress up (school girl, nurse, etc…all the standards), she likes light bondage and light “rough stuff,” and props such as candles, funky dildos, chocolate, paint, veggies and an occasional nerd to fuck. She’s fun. That’s what we like about her. Fun and real.

Another thing that’s amateur about this site is the price — a scant $4.95 for a FIVE day trial. If you decide to remain a member (and chances are if you a fan of raw amateur shit you will), it’s less than $20 per month (if you grab a 3 month deal). Very nice price considering the fact that this Asian invasion also comes with DOZENS of additional amateur sites — all just as real and raw, but with varying girls (different races, sizes, etc.). Excellent network for true amateur lovers.

This is the best way to sum up this site and network — you know how a lot of pro sites have a perfect Hollywood set with nice music in the background and no bloopers or unintentional noises or scenes? This is the opposite of that. The only noises you hear are the people fucking, the cameras snapping pics (lots of still pics being taken while they fuck — you see lots of flashes popping) and every now and then some people talking off the “set.” Like I said — it’s real.

Visit the site: www.tandaexotics.com

7 out of 10

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T and A Asians Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

T & A Asians Sample Photo

Me Chinese, me play joke...

The site: tandaasians.com

The price:$4.95 – 5 day trial

The verdict: All in all I was expecting good things from T & A Asians, but I got GREAT things. The network is very nice for a real amateur’s network. This site in particular may be the best of them all. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.tandaasians.com

Those of you that have read previous reviews about the T & A sites know that I love them, but at the same time I give them a lot of shit for their lackluster talent pool. Not this time. These Asians are some hot bitches. How can T & A get so many hot Asian chicks, but the black, white and latina chicks they get are more like “fives?” Either they are based in Chinatown or they have a pretty dandy little sex-slave ring going on. Either way — me likey this site!

You familiar with T & A? Well, of course you are — I meant the studio by that name. They do all *real* amateur stuff. And when I say real, I mean real. Even the graphics on the page are amateur (and extremely amateur at that). At first blush you’d probably think this site was shitty, due to the admittedly horrific look to it. But all of the T & A sites, and ESPECIALLY T & A Asians, are stuffed full of amateur goodness.

Generally speaking, I love Asian women, but for me they are 3rd in the pecking order of chicks I like to fuck. Size- wise they lead the pack, but they don’t make my balls tingle quite as much as latinas and/or Caucasian girls. But this site may have shoved them up the list significantly. As I mentioned (a million times), they are real chicks getting fucked here — no acting whatsoever. And somehow they got them pretty hot — like the hostess at that fancy sushi restaurant you went to that one time — instead of many Asian sites that feature that mean old Asian lady from Big Daddy.

We love the price long time too — $4.95 for a 5 day trial. That’s cheaper than Kung Pao Cat! We always suggest that you try a 3 or 5 day trial if it is available for cheap. Why not? You can always shell out the full $30 for a monthly later on, might as well get the cheap 5 days while you can. And who knows…maybe you’re some weird-ass creep who doesn’t dig on these fine Asian ladies. In that case, you’re only out $5 and you can check out our Ebony, Latina or Bondage pages.

And finally, the network itself is fucking huge. It says something about terabytes on their site. I have no idea what the fuck that means, but I assume it’s a lot or they wouldn’t be bragging about having TWO of them, right? All kinds of amateur chicks getting fucked by regular dudes — honestly there is more amateur porn in this network than you could watch in MONTHS!

All in all I was expecting good things from T & A Asians, but I got GREAT things. The network is very nice for a real amateur’s network. This site in particular may be the best of them all.

Visit the site: www.tandaasians.com

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Brain Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3
The site: brainpass.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.brainpass.com

One of the best and most extensive pay sites on the net, Brainpass.com is a collection of over 2 dozen sites, all of which are extremely well put together and have unstoppable talent (both male and female). You may have read our other reviews about Brain Cash…well, this is their main site. You can join through one of the sites listed with the Brain Cash group, or simply go to brainpass.com and join there. You will not be disappointed (unless you like shitty videos with ugly chicks and guys with small dicks fucking horses).

For a reasonable rate of $29.95 per month, you get access to some pretty damn good sites. Ever heard of Peter North? You will get his official site with all of the award winning cum shots. Lexington Steele? Yep, he’s here with his terrifying dong. Not only do they have some of the biggest names in the business, there are also several single-girl sites with super hot chicks that fuck on film…a lot! Shelby Bell is one of these girls and she is a fucking knockout. If you do not think she is the hottest thing on video, well then maybe you should join and head to boyscasting.com!

Also, there are several sites dedicated to niches, such as realsquirt.com (you can figure that one out, can’t you?), feetfrenzy.com (again, a no brainer), and fuckthatasian.com, and onlydp.com (some of the best double penetration scenes featuring the likes of Peter North, Lex Steele and Lauren Phoenix). We could go on, but it is much easier for you to just go to Brain Pass and see for yourself!

In addition to their featured sites, they promise over 200 bonus sites with the price of your pass. They also give you weekly live shows on web cam, as well as one-on-one session with some of their models. Again…this is all for only $29.95 per month. We have found many network sites that we really like, but none so far are on the level of this one.

Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined.

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.brainpass.com

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Busty Asian Angels Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: bustyasianangels.com

The price:$2.99 3 day trial

The verdict: Big tits on Asians. Just buy it already. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.bustyasianangels.com

Why is it that most Asian chicks have itty bitty titties? Is it the rice diet? Is it the abundance of fish in their diet? Is it the fact that they are all eternally young looking? I think it’s the latter. It’s nice — for a while. But then I want variety. I want a nice set of tits — the perfect size. You know — the size that if I cut one of them off, I could fill it with nickels and it would make a nice Black Jack. That size.Well, they do exist…at Busty Asian Angels. Asians with nice, floppy (and firm) titties. Some really big’uns too (although admittedly fake at times). Now that I think of it, I think an Asian with big, natural tits may be rarer than a redheaded gal in the world of porn. Someone check those numbers out and get back to me on that.

Know what else I like about this one, besides the obvious over-abundance of gigantic Asian tits? The fact that these are actual Asian girls, not just Asian-American girls. Not that there’s anything wrong with Asian-Americans — I just like to expand my horizons from time to time. And real Asian men too! Who’da thunk it?

Great scene on here – a true to life Japanese Orgy. Holy sushi, Batman! at least 8 gals and about as many men, fucking and sucking Far East style. Now, not all of them have the big guns — there are some flatties here. But there are also some with big tits, so the name of the site holds true here. And at this point, who cares? There are 16 Asians fucking each other on my screen!

There are a good amount of videos here, and you also get access to over 100 additional sites in this network (it’s the PimpRoll boys – -always high quality movies and bitches). And you can get a free trial for a limited time by clicking one of our links here on PLD. $2.99 for a three day stint, and only $24.95 for 30 days of the Orient Express. Sassy!

Big tits on Asians. Just buy it already.

Visit the site: www.bustyasianangels.com


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Pornstarxs Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

pornstarxs
The site: pornstarxs.com
The price:$24.95 a month, $59.40 for 6 monthsThe verdict: Nothing but unbelievably good things to say about this site. They are a five tool player, firing on all cylinders. One of the very best new sites on the internet 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.pornstarxs.com

Remember when you used to have to go into the movie store and rent porn. You were the creepy guy in the flannel shirt that kicked at the dirt and hemmed and hawed around near the back of the store until you were the only person in the store, then you darted into the “adults only” room. Of course, getting into the room was only the first hurdle. Then you had to pick what movie your cock would like without a) seeing any scenes and b) pulling your cock out to show it the box (note: this was true for most of us — some of your ultra-creeps actaully showed the box to your dick). And that was if you had a decent movie store. Believe it or not, we had one in our neighborhood that you had to rent from a printed list of titles in a 3 ring binder. Try choosing between Big Tittied Sorority Sluts and Large Breasted Nurse Whores on title alone (you went with the sorority girls? Me too…)

Porn Star XS is among the newest wave of full DVD “rental” shops — where you can “check out” (read: OWN) full length DVDs in the privacy of your own home (go ahead, whip little Johnny out and give him a gander) — and you never, ever have to return them. You can search by scene, title, actress — doesn’t matter. Check out some scenes to be sure you’ll like it. Hop from a scene in one movie to a scene in another. Hell, splice them together and make your own “greatest hits” porn — a cornucopia for your cock. You can do it a million ways. Fuckin’ A — I think this internet thing may catch on yet!

These guys are all about full length DVDs — but those are broken down into scenes for convenience. They also have them categorized, they have featured movies as well as the “editor’s choice” section — 3 scenes picked by the staff, updated daily (on the day of this review they had a scene featuring Lauren Phoenix — an all-time fav of PLD — good work guys). They are VERY customer friendly and keep on top of what their customers are demanding, which is a HUGE plus in our book. They are constantly changing to meet the needs of their customers. We love sites that don’t just throw a bunch of shit up and run away. These guys seem to really care what goes on and what WE want. Good work, fellers.

One of the features on Porn Star XS that is seldom found (at least not often enough), but much appreciated, is the ability to bookmark well, just about anything. Found the hottest chick you’ve ever seen and don’t want to have to search for her every night at horny-o’clock? Bookmark her. Found that scene that makes your balls tingle at the thought of it? Bookmark it. Got and entire DVD that you jerk off to (you fucking stud you)? Bookmark that motherscratcher.

Porn Star XS has the biggest names in the biz, the best DVDs, the greatest scenes — think of it as a $100 brunch buffet at the fanciest restaurant that you’ve ever been to — but you’re not wearing pants, the brisket is fucking sexy as shit (and appears to be eating the Oyster’s Rockefeller’s pussy), and the cost is only $24.95 per month — or a 6 month membership for $59.40. Do the math, peeps — that is LESS THAN TEN DOLLARS PER MONTH! In our opinion, this may honestly be the very best DVD deal on the internet.

Nothing but unbelievably good things to say about this site. They are a five tool player, firing on all cylinders. One of the very best new sites on the internet.

Visit the site: www.pornstarxs.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Club Katsuni Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Her future's so bright -- oh wait. That's just the sun. Nevermind.

The site: clubkatsuni.com

The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 Month

The verdict: I would put Katsuni amongst the top 5 hottest Asian porn stars ever. Shit, I’d put her among the top 5 hottest porn stars of any ethnicity, ever. She’s that fucking gorgeous. Don’t miss the chance to get her site, as well as the other super hot porn star chicks’ sites, on the cheap. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.clubkatsuni.com

I have always had bad luck as a member of a club. I joined the Hair Club for Men back in the 80s – fucking shit looked like pubes on my noggin. I also used to be a member of the Mickey Mouse Club, until that little slut Britney left. And I was the last member of the Members Only club. Now, all I have left is this Club Katsuni. I hope it serves me well.If you love Asian chicks and you don’t know who Katsuni is, then you need to be beaten with a string of leathered labia. Katsuni is the Yao Ming of porn – -except she’s not 11 feet tall and she has a nice set of tits. In fact – she’s stunningly gorgeous. I will not even attempt to describe her…she’s something you have to see for yourself to appreciate. Let’s suffice it to say that if you take one look at her and are not impressed, then you need to hand in your cock and get to taking it up the pooper.

Katsuni (she’s a French-Asian, by the way) has been around long enough to make over 300 fuck films. That’s damn near one a day for a fucking year. That’s a ton of masturbatory material. This being her official site, you can get most of it right here, for the low monthly fee of less than $8 per month, if you join for a year. And, you also get access to tons of other sites, including official sites for Gina Lynn, Jenna Haze, Jules Jordan and ton of additional pro sites. Excellent pro network. Possibly the best pro network out there.

And Katsuni is not all about the glam and glitz – she gets down and dirty. She routinely takes hard ass fuckings by giant (and I mean giant) cocks, as well as multiple cocks at once. She likes it rough and she loves taking a wad to the face. Oh – she eats pussy too. She is also fan friendly. She is currently performing live in some strip clubs for her fans. Hard to beat a chick like that, huh?

I would put Katsuni amongst the top 5 hottest Asian porn stars ever. Shit, I’d put her among the top 5 hottest porn stars of any ethnicity, ever. She’s that fucking gorgeous. Don’t miss the chance to get her site, as well as the other super hot porn star chicks’ sites, on the cheap.

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.clubkatsuni.com

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Cum Foo Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Cum Foo Sample Photo

She looks like she's trying to hammer out a fart before she boards.

The site: cumfoo.com

The price:$2.95 Trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: As far as talent goes, this is one of the top Asian sites I have seen. Good price, great network — it’s the whole package. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here: www.cumfoo.com

Why is it they reserve all of the ethnic punnery for the names of Asian sites? You never see a black site called “Soul Food” or shit like that. Probably because “Cum Fu” is pretty damn funny, whereas Soul Food is not. Nevermind – answered my own question. Carry on…

The very first thing you will notice on this site is that the Asian chicks they have are outstanding – and by that I mean noticeably hotter than most of the other Asian chicks I have seen on the internet. Hell – hotter than most of the other chicks of ANY ethnic background – -they’re downright gorgeous. Go check out Kiya Lynn, Kayme Kai, Miley Villa and Christina Aguchi and tell me you don’t agree!

Although I joked about the name of the site before, I think they do go too far over the top on some of these ethnic sites. Just because I want to fuck an Asian chick doesn’t mean that I want to embrace, or laugh at, everything associated with Asians in general. They have these girls posing with the Godzilla star of the walk of fame and shit like that. It’s not offensive – it’s just stupid. It doesn’t necessarily take away from the fucking, but it’s an unnecessary addition.

But that’s probably the only thing “negative” that I can come up with for the site. As I said, the chicks are stunning. The videos are extremely professional and very well done (but you amateur lovers will not dig them, that’s for sure). The price is cheap – less than $3 for a trial, less than $25 for a full – and that includes 8 other Reality Kings sites.

It bears repeating that these chicks are stellar. You know how a lot of Asian sites feature gals that don’t look mature enough? You know what I mean – small tits, giggly face, etc. Well, not this one. These ladies are all women. Not MILFs, mind you – very fresh, hot women.

As far as talent goes, this is one of the top Asian sites I have seen. Good price, great network — it’s the whole package.

9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumfoo.com

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