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Dirty Orientals Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Dirty Orientals Sample Photo

An example of tits perfected. Nice work, God!

The site: dirtyorientals.com

The price:$1.95 Trial, $29.95 first month

The verdict: I was very surprised at how much I liked this one. Not that I expected it to be bad — I just didn’t expect it to be this good! 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.dirtyorientals.com

I wonder why we use the same word — dirty– to refer to someone that is filthy with dirt and someone that likes to do kinky shit, like get spanked with a whiffle ball bat or have their butt hole blown out by a fleshy, stranger-cock? I think that the original meaning of dirty should be used as usual, but there should be a new word to refer to those chicks we all love. I propose either “compliant”, “game” and/or “fudgish.” Feel free to submit your own suggestions.

They claim that on this site they only have Thai ladies. This may sound shallow and insensitive, but I have no idea if that is accurate or not. I cannot discern different nationalities of Asians…I just can’t. That doesn’t mean I’m racist – I bet they can’t tell a German from an Austrian just by looking either. The bottom line is, Asian chicks are hot. All of them.

But there is an added sexual level when you think of Thai chicks – mainly because Bangkok is considered a sex mecca. Therefore I am not sure if I expect more, or am already at a heightened sexual point when I go to an all Thai site. Probably the latter-I already expect a lot.

They deliver here – especially when it came to who is now one of my favorite Asian women of all-time – a lady named Kasumi. I think that’s Thai for “butt hole or pussy – take your pick.-Whatever it means, I think she is hot as FUCK. She’s very skinny, with long black hair, a darling face and her tits are small, but not tiny little ski slopes – -they are certainly cuppable and jiggleable (both words that I just invented). And even as small as she is, she has no problem taking on two giant dicks at once.

I am surprised more sites aren’t going to high definition. This site – and ALL of the 40 or so sites in its network – are shot in HD. In case you have never seen porn in HD, let me tell you – it takes the experience to a whole different level. It really, really does make a huge difference.

I was very surprised at how much I liked this one. Not that I expected it to be bad — I just didn’t expect it to be this good!

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dirtyorientals.com

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Enigmatic Asians Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

why so enigmatic?

Why so enigmatic?

The site: enigmaticasians.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: So the lowdown is this — really, really, REALLY hot Asian chicks (best I’ve seen in a while) excellent quality, over 100 sites included, all types of Asians, and cheaper than a leisure suit at Goodwill. Wow. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.enigmaticasians.com

Right off the bat – -what in the red FUCK is a fancy word like “enigmatic” doing in the name of a porno site? That is just dead ass wrong! I guaran-fucking-tee you that you have no idea what it even means. Well, I’m not only here to tell you whether porn is good or bad — I’m also here to teach. Enigmatic means “a fucking hot and slutty Asian gal who wants to suck the cock of the Devil.” No shit…don’t bother looking it up. That’s what it means.So with that in mind, check out Enigmatic Asians – -just know that these chicks really, really want to fuck me. You can borrow them for a spell, though. And it’s a good thing they want ot fuck me — because they are some of the hottest Asian chicks that I have seen on the net in some time. Yep – -I said it. They are fucking top shelf. Of course I wouldn’t have expected anything less as they are part of the PimpRoll crew, who always deliver excellent porn of the highest quality, with the hottest chicks at the best prices. And this one is no exception.

One thing I noticed right away that I LVOED about this site is that they don’t restrict their Asian girls to only Japanese chicks – -as many sites do. Don’t get me wrong — I love me some Japanese pussy. But the term “Asian” spans the globe, as does this site. They have Japanese, Koreans, Hawaiians, Samoans, Chinese — they have them all. Very nice touch!

They also have a shit-ton of content, and new shit is added every single day. They’re huge — with hundreds of hours of videos and, when you join with a monthly membership, over 100 additional sites as a freebie. Not all of those sites are Asian sites — but who fucking cares. They’re free – -so if you don’t dig on blondes or black chicks — don’t fucking jerk off to them. Spend your time on this one and the other Asian sites they give you free.

Speaking of free – -and 3 day trial membership through Porny Little Devil is damn near free. How’s ’bout a buck a day? Yep — $2.99 for 3 days (which, if we’re really splitting hairs is LESS than a buck a day…). I bet you somehow throw away at LEAST one dollar a day. You overpay for something by at least a dollar — or you but that $1.00 rubber in the truck stop bathroom so you can fuck that hand dryer on the wall without catching anything. See? You can cut back in other areas for a while and get top quality porn.

So the lowdown is this — really, really, REALLY hot Asian chicks (best I’ve seen in a while) excellent quality, over 100 sites included, all types of Asians, and cheaper than a leisure suit at Goodwill. Wow.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.enigmaticasians.com

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Fuck That Asian Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

fuck-that-asianThe site: fuckthatasian.com
The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: Very well done site with way above-average Asian ladies. Plenty of content and very well organized for easy to find Asian fuck scenes. This site will have you “turning Japanese” in no time! 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.fuckthatasian.com

“This site is a 24 hour Asian buffet, with nothing but pussy on the menu!”

We wish that we could take credit for this amazingly great line but, as clever as we are, the makers of Fuck That Asian beat us to this line. Nothing could be more accurate, either, as this site is a very well organized Asian site with approximately 25 different full-length Asian sex scenes. The first thing that we noticed is that the ladies that are showcased here are extremely attractive. The makers appear is if they took painstaking measures to bring only the sexiest Asian ladies, and not just anyone of Asian decent thrown on the bed and fucked, as many sites do. Not to get on a soap box here, but we hate sites that think that as long as the girl is Asian, we will get off. No dice, Phil. We love Asians, but just as with any genre, they have to be hot too!

Two of our favorite hot ladies are Mika Tan and Avena Lee, both of whom are featured in a scene together on this site. Dale Dabone (please try to ignore the crappy name and ridiculous suntan on Dale…it should not be hard to do with these two shithot ladies on the screen) makes a double decker out of these two, alternating holes and pounding their little pussies. These ladies cover more than just one fetish — they also have lace stockings, glasses and sexy secretary outfits. More than anything, they have very nice looking pussies. We know this may sound a little strange, but check them out. They have the sexiest pussies we have seen! Apparently Dale loves the Asians and that may be why they have him do this scene, seeing as how he has a strategically placed tattoo above his cock of Chinese lettering! In the end, he shows his undying love by jizzing in both of their mouths. Very, very well done Asian scene. One of our favorites.

There are many other scenes here, and the best part is that there are also over 25 other sites that come with your membership ($29.95 per month) to the Brain Cash network. If you know that name, you either have already joined or you are about to. If you do not, then learn it. It is the place to go for the official sites of Peter North and Lexington Steele, and also to find super sexy superstars such as Lauren Phoenix. You cannot beat the content and organization that these people provide for that price.

Back to the action…be sure to also check out Nika Lani, a gorgeous little Asian. Her movie is a little jumpy at first, as it starts out with her fantasizing on the bed and then goes to her on a couch with a man. But it is very nice, no doubt. Especially considering the fact that she wears the obligatory schoolgirl outfit (there is a God!). Although she is tiny and her counterpart is hung like a Brahma Bull, she takes no prisoners in this scene. She has a nice, large clit and clit-hood, which always turns us on just a little more than usual! Nice pussy, Nika…and nice fucking too!

Very well done site with way above-average Asian ladies. Plenty of content and very well organized for easy to find Asian fuck scenes. This site will have you “turning Japanese” in no time!

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.fuckthatasian.com

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Orgyental Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Did you really expect and asian versian of Yental?

Did you really expect an asian versian of Yental?

The site: orgyental.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.97/mo

The verdict: One of the best orgy sites around. A different mix than the norm — we love it 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.orgyental.com

Sometimes it’s best just to hear it right from the horse’s mouth, so here is what they say on their opening page:

“Over six smoking hot Asian chicks in every episode getting fucked by six giant black dicks. This is the first ever, blacks on Asians orgy site – it fucking rules! Come inside to watch some of our free videos and pictures! These black monster cocks are smashing these tiny little fresh Asian slits! I guarantee you’re going to love this one. Hope you enjoy!”

And there you have it. Not a whole lot to elaborate on there – it’s kind of like looking at a masterpiece and then trying to describe it. It’s just great…accept it. SIX hot Asian chicks and SIX black dudes? According to our accountants, that equals TWELVE people in every fucking scene. That’s a lot of fucking for one scene. And how hot are these Asian gals? In our opinion, they range from 8s to 10s. Not too fucking shabby.

One of the great things about this combo of Asian ladies and black dudes is the traditional “sizes” of each of them. Asian girls are typically smaller is stature, making more of them “spinners.” Black dudes…well, you all know what they say about their Johnsons. So, when you think about it, it’s the biggest pummeling the smallest. That’s a recipe for a great fucking time.

We’ve said it before, and we may say it again, but when it comes to orgies, were there early to get a front row seat. That comes as no surprise, but the thing we love about them is that there is just fucking going on every direction you look in, and the sounds…ohhh the sounds of an orgy. Music to a porn connoisseur’s ears, and that being the case, I hear the harps of a bunch of angels right now.

And more people fucking does NOT equate to more money spent. $4.97 will get you three full days and $29.95 will get you a full month — and then some. What’s the some? 33 other sites, that’s what! 33 other spectacular sites, all of which are part of a very, very good network that we have enjoyed for a long time. The other sites vary in material, but all have great chicks, great themes and great original movies.

One of the best orgy sites around. A different mix than the norm — we love it!

Visit the site: www.orgyental.com

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Me And My Asian Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Hey! That's my Asian.

Hey! That's my Asian.

The site: meandmyasian.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $39.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: I couldn’t ask for much more. Hot, REAL Asian gals getting spermed up. Fuck Christmas – I’ll take this every day of the week. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.meandmyasian.com

When are they going to start selling women and pet stores? I know it’s just around the corner, and I can hardly wait. As soon as they do, I am going to get me an under-20 Asian gal with all of her shots. Purebred too. Yeah – I don’t skimp when it comes to my pets.

Asians are great. Truly amateur Asians of college age are fucking stellar. That’s what we’ve got here – Asian GF’s doing the dirty on film, then breaking up with their boyfriends and those crafty fellers are submitting their fuck videos for a free month of porn. Sounds like a good stimulus plan to me!

What flavor of Asian gal do you like? Doesn’t fucking matter – they claim to have them all: Japanese, Chinese, Thai, Filipino, Malaysian, Vietnamese, Indonesian, Korean, and on and fucking on. Me? I don’t give a fuck. As long as she’s hot and Asian, she could be from fucking Chinatown, California.

Do this – get out your credit card and prepare to spend $1. Yeah – that’s all. That will get you a full 48 hours of Asian bliss. Excuse me – AMATEUR Asian bliss. Much different, much better. And this site is part of a larger network of sites, all of which are very, very good user submitted content sites. Excellent stuff.

I couldn’t ask for much more. Hot, REAL Asian gals getting spermed up. Fuck Christmas – I’ll take this every day of the week.

Visit the site: www.meandmyasian.com

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Me Fuck You Long Time Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

me likey asian stereo types

Me likey Asian stereo types

The site: mefuckyoulongtime.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Decent Asian site in a pretty good network. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.mefuckyoulongtime.com

Thanks you beautiful Asian cunt you – but I do not need a long time. Give me 35 seconds to get hard, 2 minutes of uninterrupted solo-butthole play, 3 minutes and 12 seconds of penetration into your sloppy gash, then 11 seconds of complete silence — followed by a few seconds of brief (but forceful)chirping noises — and I’m fucking done. Clean up your snatch and get on your way, ma’am.

In case you didn’t catch the Vietnamese whore reference in the title, or my own reference to Asians – this is an Asian site. Asian sluts taking a variety of cocks (not just Asian) like they are born to have a flesh hog hanging out of their dirty fuck holes. You know -if you think about it, besides regular old porn, Asian chicks get the most attention when it comes to porn. There’s a reason for that – it’s called “Asian chicks have fantastically tiny pussies.”

I always like the black guy -Asian gal combo – you know, petite chick engulfs cock as big as her torso kind of thing – n American love story if I’ve ever heard one. And there are plenty of scenes featuring just that scenario on this site. Check out the one with Lucy and some big-dicked monster guy – good scene. Lucy is not as tiny as many Asian chicks, but she looks small in comparison to that black love monster this dude is wielding.

I love trials, unless they are mine…for various criminal activities. This site has a 3 day trial for $1.00 – -as good a deal as any other out there. It’s also part of a big network, with about 50 other sites included in your monthly membership. I have reviewed just about every other site from the network, and most of them rate a 6 or higher -so it’s well worth the money.

Decent Asian site in a pretty good network.

Visit the site: www.mefuckyoulongtime.com

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Movie Access Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

do you smell fish?

Do you smell fish?

The site: movieaccess.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.movieaccess.com

This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.

Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.

How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat

They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!

Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.

Visit the site: www.movieaccess.com

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Mr Chews Asian Beaver Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Mister chew on my beaver?

Mr. Chew will see you now.

The site: mrchewsasianbeaver.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.98/month (recurring)

The verdict: If Mr. Chew ever finds a Japanese midget who’s down, I’ll be there with my credit card in hand ready to purchase a lifetime membership. Until then, Mr. Chews is just an average Asian site that’s only worthy of the 3 day trial. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.mrchewsasianbeaver.com

Have you ever seen an Asian midget? Seriously, have you? I know this has nothing to do with the site but an entire continent without a single little person has to be devoid of all magic. I mean, damn, no pots o’ gold at the end of the rainbow. No Oz like wonderland. No Shire, nothing. Just regular old folks walking around doing kung-fu and swinging those scary ass nun-chucks.

Good thing Asian broads like fucking or I would just be pissed off at ¾ of the worlds population.

On to the site.

I wasn’t familiar with the site coming in. Is the name a play on the “me love you long time” stereo type? As in, “Mister chews my Asian beaver long time, you like to chew my Asian beaver, mister?” Or is Mister Chew a provider of top shelf Asian poon?

Mr. Chew is the later and he’s bringing you all the Asian bitches you can handle.

MrChewsAsianBeaver.com follows the standard reality theme of finding a chick and asking her to screw on camera for a few dollars. Pretty boring. The twist here is that all of the broads are Asian.

In all honesty, I wasn’t entirely feeling it. Most of the girls seem disinterested or were over acting. I say most because there are a handful of exceptions. Taya Cruz is one of them. She has the gyrations, the big smile, and the self clit rubbin’ that only a woman actually getting off can have.

The few girls actually enjoying themselves make the site, the fakers don’t ruin the vibe but they are trying.

Another minor gripe is that Mr. Chew is very reliant on the Taiwanese and Filipino sect. The true Asian fan will be able to spot this pretty quickly. I would liked to have seen more Japanese and Korean girls.

The upside of this site you ask? The trial is cheap, there is a ton of videos and seemingly hundreds of Asian girls having sex.

If Mr. Chew ever finds a Japanese midget who’s down, I’ll be there with my credit card in hand ready to purchase a lifetime membership. Until then, Mr. Chews is just an average Asian site that’s only worthy of the 3 day trial. … 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.mrchewsasianbeaver.com

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All Asian Girls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

all-asian-girlsThe site: allasiangirls.com
The price:Free Trial, $39.98 per month

The verdict: Not the best site on the Earth, but definitely serviceable. The chicks are undeniably hot, the fucking is good and, if you love Asian chicks like I do, you should have little to complain about. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.allasiangirls.com

I would love to go to Bangkok some day, but I am pretty sure I would die there. I am one of those guys that does everything to excess, and Bangkok is one of those cities where you can get anything you want- to excess. They’d find my booze and cocaine-filled body in a pile of dead, shaven hookers.

I like Asian chicks – I really do- but these sites are as close as I will get to any Asian country. Maybe Chinatown. But going to a real Asian country makes sex fiends like me go nuts. You saw what happened to Kung Fu master David Carradine, right? They found that twisted fuck hanging dead with a rope from his neck and his dong. I have been looking at smut for 15 years — and engaging in dubious sex acts for longer – and I have never heard of this move. It had to be the Bangkok influence.

So stay safe and rent you a site like this. I am just looking out for you, man. You can get tons of Asian themed DVDs downloaded right to your computer. All of them are very high quality, featuring all of the Asian porn stars that you love. Plus, if you join this site you get a dozen or so more sites for free – so you won’t be leaving your basement for a long time. The only virus you’ll be at risk for is a computer virus.

Those slippery fuckers are trying to hook you too – they are giving away FREE 3 day trials. It’s not fair, really- it’s like a crack dealer giving you your first 3 rocks for free. I say take the chance – the worst that can happen is that you get addict to Asian vagina meat and have to pay $40 per month for this site and a dozen more free. That doesn’t sound all that bad to me.

Not the best site on the Earth, but definitely serviceable. The chicks are undeniably hot, the fucking is good and, if you love Asian chicks like I do, you should have little to complain about.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.allasiangirls.com

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All Adult Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

all-adult-pass
The site: alladultpass.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.alladultpass.com

We’ve reviewed lots of multi-site sites, many of them offering 20, 30 — even 50 sites for one price. As far as we can recall, we’ve never reviewed a site that gave you access to this many sites at one monthly rate. How about NINETY sites for the price of one. 90!!! Nine-fucking-ty! Nine Zero! Nin– awwww….you get the point.

Okay — here’s a list of what you get: Just kidding — you think I’m going to sit here and list off 90 websites? Jesus, man — I have some masturbating to do when I get done with telling you about this site. If you think I’m gonna cut into my jerking time to list for you every single site you get when you join, you’re out of your fucking mind. But I will tell you that if you can’t find LOTS of shit to get your nuts churning to amongst 90 sites, then you need to get to that old Dr. Ruth cunt as soon as possible and find out what the fuck your problem is.

As you might imagine, 90 sites cover an astounding variety of themes. Teens, Black, Interracial, Feet, BJs, Prostitutes, Voyeur, Squirting, MILFs, Spanking, Big Tits and Ass Sex — to name a FEW of the genres you’ll find. Oh — and in case you’re worried, these aren’t shit bag, throw away sites. We consider the makers of this site to be among the best in the business. They have a shitload of pride in their sites. They get the hottest off the street girls that money can buy. You will NOT be disappointed if you like amateurish sites with hot chicks and sexy fucking.

Okay…now sit down because this will knock your dick into next week. You get three days worth of access to all 90 of these sites for ONE DOLLAR! Let’s do the math, Einstein — that is just over ONE PENNY PER HOUR of porn. Good Christ, that’s a deal. And even when the three days are up, you can renew at $24.95 per month. That is on the low end of monthly fees for the majority of pron sites – -and don’t forget that you get NINETY of them for this price.

Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.alladultpass.com

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