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Big Tits Curvy Asses Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Yup, curvy ass and big tits. Hooray!

Yup, curvy ass and big tits. Hooray!

The site: bigtitscurvyasses.com

The price:$1.00, 2 day trial.

The verdict: Possibly the biggest collection of the biggest tits we’ve ever seen. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.bigtitscurvyasses.com

Ok, you like big tits, right? At least you say “I like big tits.” But do you really like BIG fucking tits. Not like a hot chick you see at the grocery store who has a nice rack and you make a mental note of it. I’m talking, “Holy fucking shit! Did you see the size of that bitches fucking tits?” If that’s the kind of big tits you get off on, then you’ve just found you nirvana, my friend.Big Tits Curvy Asses is second to none when it comes to the biggest tits on the internet. These ladies are sporting the kind of tits you MAY see on the street once — maybe twice — in the course of your natural life. Somehow these titty geniuses have corralled a whole gaggle of these women and gotten them all on one site. And they did the work too — no biting off others, this site has all original content. I wonder how they got so many bitches with unthinkably sized tits? Where do these people live? I gotta go there…

I can see you’re skeptical, so let me run a few numbers by you. How about these — 44KKK, 42JJJ, 36JJ, 54KKK, 40M — these are fucking tit sizes, guys! All on this site. M?? What the fuck is an M cup? I’ve been peddling tits on this site for years and never, until now, have I rn across an M cup titty. I guess there’s a first for everything. Oh — and don’t you go thinking that these women are altered in any fashion — no fakies here, these monster tits are all real.

The great thing about this site (besides the obvious) is that they don;t just get a herd of heifers and throw them up because they happen to have large knockers. No — these bitches are not only incredibly blessed with enormous tits, they are also all attractive and have nice bodies as well. No gigantic fat slobs — just nice looking ladies with biggies.

Oh — how about the most important thing (besides the gigantic tits, of course) — these tits can all be yours for ONE DOLLAR. Why did I capitalize that? Because I know that you’ll be so mesmerized by the numbers that I typed a couple paragraphs up that I have to jar your attention down to the stellar deal somehow. $1.00 gets you not only these babes (did I mention they are large chested?), but also 12 additional niche sites that are all original and all, really fantastic. No shit — I don’t get a dime to say that and I really like this network.

Possibly the biggest collection of the biggest tits we’ve ever seen.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bigtitscurvyasses.com

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Club Red Light Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

crawl baby crawl

crawl baby crawl

The site: clubredlight.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to! 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.clubredlight.com

1,720 video scenes29,915 high-res images

1,279 different ladies

1 really fucking sore cock.

Club Red Light is one of the Earth’s most fantastic creations. It’s the home of the ever-popular Red Light District video brand. Much like other video on demand sites, Club Red Light allows you to choose from hundreds of full length DVDs, download the ones you want, and head off to jerk-ville. You can download the whole movie, or cut the bullshit and take away only that one scene you like so much — you know, the one where that homeless guy jerks off on a stray cat. That’s hot.

The site is quite an impressive set-up, and geared toward the most serious of porn connoisseurs. Sure, a beginner can use it too, but the ability to search by video name, genre, series name, porn-star and even director, makes me think they are expecting some hardcore motherfuckers to visit. And they should be right — as even the most seasoned of you porn veterans out there should recognize this site as a fantastic score.

Not only do they have an incredibly impressive library, set-up and site — they also are the fastest site around with getting you the newest video updates. Where most other video-offering-sites require online viewers to wait a month or so after a video is released before they can view it online, Club Red Light/The Red Light District lets you see their new release THE SAME DAY THEY ARE RELEASED! Unheard of.

In case you are a retard and are not familiar with the Red Light District videos line, I can sum it up by telling you they are professional stars — FUCKING HOT professional stars — in high quality videos and scenes. No grainy amateur home videos here – -these folks spend the cash to bring you the perfect fantasies.

Some of the more notable series titles included on this site are Dick Puppets (featuring the astonishing crank of Mandingo), Brianna Love Oversexed (who doesn’t love Brianna Love?!?), Cream Pie Cuties, Cunt Gushers, Manuel Ferrara’s POV and dozens more. Some of the hottest titles in all of porn are available here.

Here’s the most incredible part — $4.95 THREE DAY TRIALS! Keep in mind the amount of shit they are offering — you can grab a LOT of frig material in 72 hours. Put it this way — remember in the old days (read: 1990s) when you have to go to the video store to rent porn? It cost you MORE than $4.95 to rent ONE 2 hour movie — and you were damn lucky if it lasted 2 hours even. Here, you get WAY more hours of porn than you could watch if you stayed up for the entire 72 hours — for the same price.

It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to!

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.clubredlight.com

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Fat Ass Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Fat Ass Pass Sample Photo

Fat Ass Pass Sample Photo

The site: fatasspass.com

The price:$2.97 trial, $19.97/mo

The verdict: This is a niche collection — if you are into the skinny white babes, that’s great for you, but you are not gonna dig this one. If you like a little color in your life, as well as some cushin’ for the pushin’ — we really can’t see how you would not like this collection of sites. 9.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★½ (9.5/10)

To join, click here: www.fatasspass.com

Remember when calling a chick a “fat ass” was a negative thing? Well, these ladies seem to think it is a compliment — and I can’t say that I disagree with them! Fat Ass Pass is for guys (or the females too) who dig on chicks with LOTS of shit in their diapers (so to speak). We like the big booty sites — and when taking into consideration the high quality of this one, along with the network it is a part of and what you get with it when you join, this one’s a dandy.Wait — did I say site? I meant SITES — as in SEVERAL booty sites. How do you like these onions — Phat Booty Brazil, Phat Booty Hoes (careful with this one, Don Imus), Brickhouse Butts, Phat White Booty, Bubble Butt Orgy and Brazil Bang? In the words of the clever site producers, you’ll see more butts than a toilet seat.

Of course anyone could offer up these sites one at a time for $30 a month — possibly more. I see it every day, all over the fucking web. Not these fellers — you get ALL of these sites for $2.97 (for three days). If you want a full blown 30 day deal, you pay only — get this — $19.97! That is dirt fucking cheap for this many sites. We were actually surprised — we were expecting about $30 since that is the going rate. This one is a stellar deal. Even better — you can get 90 days for 49.97 — and for you fucking math geniuses, that works out to be a little over $16 per month (keep in mind that that is for 6 whole sites).

I guess that our favorite one here is probably Phat Booty Brazil. We love, love, love Brazilian freaks. They are, on the whole, the most gorgeous collection of ladies on the planet. Throw some junk in their trunks, gimme a jar of grease and a hankie — it’s good night, Irene. Katy bar the door, Daddy’s gonna make a fat-assed Brazilian bitch famous tonight! WOO-HOO!!!!! A close second favorite — Bubble Butt Orgy. Gigantic asses and lots of bodies fucking all over the place…can’t lose with that.

This is a niche collection — if you are into the skinny white babes, that’s great for you, but you are not gonna dig this one. If you like a little color in your life, as well as some cushin’ for the pushin’ — we really can’t see how you would not like this collection of sites. And the price is probably up there in the echelon of the greatest internet porn deals around.

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.fatasspass.com

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Movie Access Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

do you smell fish?

do you smell fish?

The site: movieaccess.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.movieaccess.com

This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.

Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.

How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat

They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!

Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.

Visit the site: www.movieaccess.com
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Top Notch Bitches Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Grrrr!

Grrrr!

The site: topnotchbitches.com

The price: $29.95 month

The verdict: We cannot stress the greatness of this site enough. THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER, and made by the hottest girl of all of the hot girls (does that even make sense?). One of a kind site!  10 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)

To join, click here:www.topnotchbitches.com

How do you represent hyperventilation in print? We wish we knew, because that is exactly what we started doing when we got to this site. Best chicks we have ever seen!

With a name like that you have some big shoes to fill! It is awfully ballsy to call your site Top Notch Bitches, simply because you open yourself up for some major criticism…that is unless you hire Gina Lynn– THE Top Notch Bitch — to oversee the site and either star in or shoot every single video herself. That is what these guys did. And they pulled it off!

Did they ever. There are some of the finest girls that we have ever seen getting fucked on this site. Some of them we have seen elsewhere(the girls, not the videos) and some are new to us. We loved every last one of them. Especially Lanny Barbie, who you have heard us talk about before. This was her finest movie that we have seen to date. And we also saw Penny Flame (a favorite of ours) and Belladonna too! This place has it all.

This site has one of the most famous videos of all on it, at least as far as mainstream media goes. Ever hear of Courtney Simpson? You probably have and just don’t realize it. She is the smoking hot co-ed college basketball cheerleader from a certain Arizona university (whose mascot is also a type of devil, much like ours) that started a bunch of controversy by getting into the porn business after college and wearing her actual cheerleading uniform while getting fucked by two guys in a porn video. Now you remember her, right? Well…THIS is the video! Yep! Due to lawsuits and shit like that they have altered the front of the uniform, but this is the actual video that started all of the controversy! And it is a fucking steamer too! Courtney Simpson is drop dead gorgeous.

If all of these hot bitches are not enough, take this — they are also a member of the Meat Members network, which means you membership fee of$29.95 gets you access to about 40 other sites too, all of which have fucking scorchers and all of which have the best quality of video around. That is over a MILLION MEGABYTES of material…ALL ORIGINAL and ALL HOT! We love the network…and this was our favorite site on the entire network.

We cannot stress the greatness of this site enough. THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER, and made by the hottest girl of all of the hot girls (does that even make sense?). One of a kind site!

Visit the site: www.topnotchbitches.com

… 10 out of 10


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Booty Studio Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Booty Studio Sample Photo

Booty Studio Sample Photo

The site: bootystudio.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Great format and great talent. Subscribers can rate the videos. Very sexy black women and lots of videos 8.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bootystudio.com

Ok…we have reviewed several ebony sites and we try to be clever with the opening of the review but in this case we decided there was no joking about it…this site is very nice. Period.

As you may know, one of our other favorite ebony sites is ebonycandy.com We reviewed that and determined that many of the sexiest black chicks around are featured there. While we still feel that way, we also feel that way about bootystudio.com. And we like this site even more due to the fact that the girls are original to this site, and not posted from already made videos.

This site is very similar to milfsexposed in many ways, which we also loved (see our review here). They have the same format, with the rating system for the viewers to have their say. Although we agree to disagree on who is best (our ratings would put Kitten down a little further as opposed to the best…but we are not complaining by any means), we like the option to choose our favorites and to see who the other viewers like the most. As we already said, we are also pleased with the original content, as opposed to just posting DVDs and videos that were already made.

Our favorite girl on the site has to be Sexual Kalua, who is very attractive and a great fuck to boot! Joe gives her a doggie-style porking of biblical proportions! Then they switch it up, and she climbs up his monster and sits on top, bouncing like a kid on a trampoline. A close second favorite was Awesome Ashley, who loves to get spanked…hard. If you are new to Porny Little Devil you will soon realize that we are big fans of pain and sex! The most attractive overall girl on the site has to be China, who also takes a good hammering (and sucks a mean dick too)!

This site is an all-around great site for ebony lovers. All of the models are attractive, and some we consider to be very attractive. They have a great format that arouses while entertaining. They have a shitload of videos featuring a shitload of girls. No downside here.

Great format and great talent. Subscribers can rate the videos. Very sexy black women and lots of videos …

8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bootystudio.com

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Ass Arsenal Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Ummm. Wow.

Ummm. Wow.

The site: assarsenal.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Nice anal site in a nice network. No downside. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here: www.assarsenal.com

I let a chick shit on me once. What?!?! Don’t act all high and mighty like you haven’t done it. Now, this is NOT a shitting site, I was just confiding in you guys, that’s all — just to emphasize how turned on by asses I am. The shit thing — yeah, it was a little too far. But she let me fuck her in the ass later on — so it was all worth it.Ass Arsenal is a very, very good ass site — because not only are the chicks super hot, they’re also fucking dirty. Now, I know that any lady taking a dick up her ass on the internet is technically dirty, but these chicks are even more outwardly dirty. Want an example? Well, you’re gonna get one anyway — Gia. Gia is one of those freaky chicks, complete with multi colored hair, extra eye make-up and red leather and fishnet stockings. She also has a butt hole that could accommodate a sewing machine. I loved the way she emitted guttural noises. Sassy!

Seriously — who doesn’t get off on that shit? I knew a guy once that thought anal sex was gross — male on female anal sex even. When he told me that, I hit that motherfucker in the face so hard my hand hurt for a week. Just knocked the shit out of him. “Anal sex is gross.” — POW, MOTHERFUCKER! That’s how I roll, bitches. Basically, what I am saying is, if you don’t join this site or another anal site featured on PLD, I will kick your ass.

One dollar memberships are another reason to visit — they’ve got ‘em to be sure! 100 pennies + 72 hours = 1 sore cock! Ha! I just made that shit up — god DAMN I’m funny. Anywho, great deal for any length of membership, and when you consider that their full membership is less than $25 and includes all of the sites in this network (dozens of them), all of which are fantastic.

Nice anal site in a nice network. No downside.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.assarsenal.com


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Ass Like That Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I just came in my pants

I just came in my pants

The site: asslikethat.com

The price:$2.95 trial, $24.88/month (recurring)

The verdict: PLD whole heartedly gives this site it’s approval. We expect this site to one day rival or even exceed the big boys 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.asslikethat.com

Looking amazingly like the cast from A Different World, we are simply amazed at the level of talent here. Light skinned and anxious to please. Whitney never got plowed doggy style on screen but you can find her big-assed equivalent in the full video featuring Ice LaFox.

Did the curly-haired hippy chick from that show do it for you? Check out Star Armani. She is a dick sucking dead ringer.

Sure, if one looks hard enough it’s easy to find fairly cute ethnic chicks to take a rod on camera. What about that something extra that sets this site apart from the rest? The site name demands these beauties are endowed with a tremendous bubble butt and they deliver. Fabulous mounds are abound, yo. Better yet, I don’t recall seeing any of these girls on any other site.

The site updates its exclusive, downloadable content every week and with your subscription you also get access to all of the sites listed on allexclusivepass.com. Not a bad deal for $24.88 (the trial is only $2.95)

PLD whole heartedly gives this site it’s approval. We expect this site to one day rival or even exceed the big boys (see roundandbrown.com). It just seems a tad fresher.

Visit the site: www.asslikethat.com

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Ass Parade Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Their cooly holes are covered

Their cooly holes are covered

The site: assparade.com

The price:$4.95 trial $23.95 month

The verdict: For lovers of the SERIOUS thick ass (not a cute little bubble squeezed into size-5 jeans — we’re talking about lovely but massive ass cheeks — pure thickness from head to toe), Assparade has no equal that we know of. And the Bang Bros turn them out by the dozen — it’s amazing. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★½ (9.5/10)

To join, click here: www.assparade.com

Everyone loves a parade, right? Absolutely, especially when it is an ass parade.

This BangBros site caters to those men who like the badonka-donk asses! You either like ‘em or you hate ‘em, there is no in between. If you like them, then the BangBros have a pretty nice collection for you to use on this site. Not unlike boobsquad, assparade is a specialty site that offers the juciest asses they can find. The difference between this site and many of the other BangBros sites is that all of the girls are not skinny, super model types. That is not to say that they are overweight or fat. Every one of the women that we saw on this site is very attractive and not a bit fat. They just happen to have big, plump asses, and also happen to like to get fucked on camera.

The other obovious difference in this site is that there are many more black and latino women than many of the other BangBros sites. This could be to cater to the audience or simply because that is who they found with the proper criteria for the site. Either way, it does offer a refreshing change from the other nearly all-white sites. Although the site has its fair share of white girls with thumping asses, there are also a lot of beautiful black and latinos girls with plenty of junk in the trunk.

Finally, the Bros do a great job in getting the most out of these plump asses. The camera angles are made to accentuate the bubble butts. They are also sure to have each girl repeatedly shake and wiggle their ass, to give the audience what they want. Overall, they do a very fine job highlighting what the guys in this market came to see.

For lovers of the SERIOUS thick ass (not a cute little bubble squeezed into size-5 jeans — we’re talking about lovely but massive ass cheeks — pure thickness from head to toe), Assparade has no equal that we know of. And the Bang Bros turn them out by the dozen — it’s amazing. We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.assparade.com

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Thugs And Juggs Website Review

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She has the makings of really great abs

She has the makings of really great abs

The site: thugsandjuggs.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: I love the site, and love the network even more. They are bound to have something that you like, and in this particular case, if you like big, white tits getting glazed by big, black dicks, you’ll adore this site. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.thugsandjuggs.com

Where do we categorize this one? Big tits? Interracial? Black dudes? Thuggery? Don’t know — I don’t work in that department. That’s where the queers and geeks work. I just review the sites — and this one is pretty damn good. In my opinion, it could go anywhere, because I think just about anyone would like it. Except a Klansman, I suppose. Hey categorizing geek at PLD — don’t file this one under Klan Porn.Only 2 criteria for this one — the chick has to have some big old cans on her (NO FAKIES EITHER) and the guy has to have a swingin’, black crank. That’s it. Throw ‘em in a room together, turn on a video camera and watch the sparks fly. Kind of like a cock fight, or a pit bull fight — just throw them in there and hang onto your hats.

And we LOVED our little Mandy. I say “our” little Mandy because she’s actually my daughter. Yeah — things were a little thin last month, so I had to get her out of the house to make a little extra cash. Only kidding — unless that turns you on, you sick fuck! Anyway…Many has galactic tits. Double E’s to be sure. Any time the letter gets OVER the letter D, you know they are jaw droppingly large. And hers are. And she knows it. She gets fuck five ways from sideways by this well blessed black man, and the whole time she smacks, shake, jiggles, snaps, swings, pushes and squishes her own tits. Even when she has a 10 inch ding-a-ling in her dump truck, she continues to play with her own tits. Mandy is stellar. Now come home, honey.

You have heard me rant and rave about the O.C. Cash group before (the makers of this site), but you are going to hear it again, because it is worth it. If you are not familiar with them, join this site for one month ($29.97) and check out their product. It may be the best $30 you’ll ever spend on porn. It certainly will not be wasted. Shit, you could fucking HATE this site (racist) and it still would not be wasted. That’s because you get access to their other 32 sites when you join. No extra charge — you just get them. Free. Like your mom on Wednesday nights.

I love the site, and love the network even more. They are bound to have something that you like, and in this particular case, if you like big, white tits getting glazed by big, black dicks, you’ll adore this site.

Visit the site: www.thugsandjuggs.com

… 9 out of 10

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