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Rear Frontier Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Side tit is not porn.

Side tit is not porn.

The site: rearfrontier.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I wasn’t that impressed with Rear Frontier, but the network is pretty decent. 5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ (5/10)

To join, click here:www.rearfrontier.com

I wonder if butt sex to a chick feels the same as butt sex to a dude? Like — I’ve never been crap-hammered, but I’d assume it feels like someone trying to shove a fungo bat into my pee hole. I wonder if chicks just endure it for money, or if they really dig it after a bit?

The good news? RearFrontier.com site has been around since 1998. That’s a looong time in the porn world and, as you know, the longer a site’s been around, the more content it’s bound to have.

The bad news? RearFrontier only a good site if you pictures of clothed asses walking around in public. Yep — it’s shit you could presumably see by walking out your front door and looking up and down the street. Not all that pornographic.

It’s strange I suppose — I could get harder than a diamond by looking at a nice ass in person. But when I see them on a site like this, fully clothed and all, I get nothing. I guess it’s because I know that I can see the same thing in real life at any time, whereas as most porn sites give me something that I can’t necessarily get at the drop of a hat.

In any event, I do not speak for the whole world, so if you dig it, fucking good for you. It comes with 4 additional sites for free, so it’s worth a join even if you are flaccid like I am when you check it out. $25 is a good deal for 5 porn sites — even if one is tame like this one.

I wasn’t that impressed with Rear Frontier, but the network is pretty decent.

5 out of 10

Visit RearFrontier.com

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

10 out of 10

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Vip XXX Area Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Her tatto functions exactly like a nipple.

Her tatto functions exactly like a nipple.

The site: vipxxxarea.com

The price: $1.00 trial

The verdict: A very good portal site to get to a great network of fetish sites. We are members.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)
To join, click here:www.vipxxxarea.com

VIP XXX Area is a portal site to a group of very nice sites, many of which specialize in the fetishes that we all have in some form or another. It is not really a content site in and of itself, but when you join you get LOTS of all-original content.

The list of sites is large and continues to grow on a regular basis. At the time of this review, the sites included are: Her First DV, Sinful Teachers, Teens in Glasses, Public Peek, Bad Office Girls, Femdom Abuse, Pantyhose and Panties, Teens in Satin, Teens in Slips, Easy Drunk Girls, MILF Whore, Cummy Feet, Tranny Destruction, Daily Movies and Daily Jokes.

The membership fee to join is $1.00 for a trial or $34.95 for a month. Obviously we do not need to tell you that a site that gives you access to over a dozen all-original, very high quality, amateur-type fetish sites for less than $35 per month is a great deal. And if you want to check out some of the sites first, go to our reviews of these sites. We have some freebies for you to get you started. We honestly think that these sites and extremely well done overall.

One of the sites offered, Easy Drunk Girls, was one of our new favorites. You can read our review, but basically they go to clubs and talk these excessively drunk chicks into fucking out in the limo — but NOT fucking the guys that are making the site or running the site. Instead, they get a guy from the bar who is equally drunk, but sometimes not equally as attractive, and that guy gets to fuck this wretched slut. The girls are generally cute and the sex and everything about it is really entertaining.

That is but one of the sites you get full access to for the one fee. We think that as a network it is one of the top ones based upon the fact that the girls are great and the sites have ONLY original content. They are very adamant that you will not see their shit anywhere else and so far we have not.

A very good portal site to get to a great network of fetish sites. We are members!

Visit the site: www.vipxxxarea.com

8.5 out of 10

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

video box
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com
Let’s just get this out of the way right off the bat…THIS SITE IS A PERFECT 10!! Read on…

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

VideoBox is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

VideoBox does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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Tushy School Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

She's a closeted head banger

She's a closeted head banger

The site: tushyschool.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: A ridiculous plot/skit site, but the chicks are hot and they play with each other’s asses. I’d prefer to see them get fucked by a big old kidney scraper, but beggars can’t be choosers. 6.5 out of 10

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.tushyschool.com

You know – I’ve never really thought that porn chicks were the brightest bulbs on the tree. But when they star in porn movies where they are being taught how to jam a finger up someone’s ass…well, that’s just fucking downright dumb in my book. Dumb…and really fucking HOT!

Right off the bat – they have a very nice video featuring the rare nympho neopolitan  -  a redhead, a blonde and a brunette. This triple-threat is fucking fantastic. Look for the video starring Becky, Janine and Ms. Kelly. Janine crawls up on the teacher’s desk and Ms. Kelly starts shoving things in her ass, as Becky the blonde watches on. Slick up your dong and be at the ready.

It appears that they add a new, high quality video each week – and new pictures all the time. The chicks are way above average, and they are not re-hashed wannabes that some sites have. These are gonnabes – as in, they’re gonna be big some day (and also probably gonna be poor and addicted to cocaine at some point as well).

It’s just under $30 per month to join – and even cheaper than that if you plop down $100 for 6 months. Is it worth it? I think so – there are lots of lesbian experiences and lots of hot chicks. Oh –  and they all focus on the poop chute. Shit – I’d even join for a month, download as much as I could then quietly fade away.

A ridiculous plot/skit site, but the chicks are hot and they play with each other’s asses. I’d prefer to see them get fucked by a big old kidney scraper, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Visit the site: www.tushyschool.com

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Tushy Lickers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

It's a bit salty

It's a bit salty

The site: tushylickers.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: Shit, even if you don’t want to be a long time member (sounds crazy, but stick with me here), join for at least a month and download as much shit as possible – you can keep them forever whether you’re a member or not.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.tushylickers.com

Imagine this – in some cultures asshole is NOT considered a delicacy! Can you believe that shit? To me, there’s not much better than delving into a freshly cleaned, slicked up butthole. I like to see if I can get my tongue deep enough to feel my tonsils resting on the chick’s rim.

And since we don’t live in one of those god awful places that this sort of thing is frowned upon, we’re lucky enough to have sites like Tushy Lickers here. And in case you thought you were going to get a dude licking a chick’s ass all the time – NOPE! This is primo chick-on-chick shit right here.

This site is part of the whole tushy network – a series of sites dedicated to the arse. The one constant with this network, besides anal play, is that they always have really hot chicks that you’ve probably never seen before. They pride themselves in not overusing the same set of 3 or 4 chicks. Instead, they like to run new talent in there as often as possible. And it seems they have an endless supply of WAY above average chicks that don’t mind cramming their tongue into the shithole of another gal.

Check out the update of April 11 (featuring Jane & Pam). Jane is one of the hottest new bitches I’ve seen in a long time. She’s a gorgeous brunette, with big curls in her hair, big, beautiful eyes and a set of lips that could suck the skin off of a grape. It doesn’t hurt that Pam is damn near as hot – and that they lick and fuck each other’s asses.

3 ten spots will cover you for a month (that’s slang for about $30). They have a gigantic archive of movies, each with incredibly hot chicks (and a dude thrown in every now and then for variety). Shit, even if you don’t want to be a long time member (sounds crazy, but stick with me here), join for at least a month and download as much shit as possible -you can keep them forever whether you’re a member or not.

Visit the site: www.tushylickers.com

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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Ass Arsenal Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Ummm.  Wow.

Ummm. Wow.

The site: assarsenal.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Nice anal site in a nice network. No downside. 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here: www.assarsenal.com

I let a chick shit on me once. What?!?! Don’t act all high and mighty like you haven’t done it. Now, this is NOT a shitting site, I was just confiding in you guys, that’s all — just to emphasize how turned on by asses I am. The shit thing — yeah, it was a little too far. But she let me fuck her in the ass later on — so it was all worth it.Ass Arsenal is a very, very good ass site — because not only are the chicks super hot, they’re also fucking dirty. Now, I know that any lady taking a dick up her ass on the internet is technically dirty, but these chicks are even more outwardly dirty. Want an example? Well, you’re gonna get one anyway — Gia. Gia is one of those freaky chicks, complete with multi colored hair, extra eye make-up and red leather and fishnet stockings. She also has a butt hole that could accommodate a sewing machine. I loved the way she emitted guttural noises. Sassy!

Seriously — who doesn’t get off on that shit? I knew a guy once that thought anal sex was gross — male on female anal sex even. When he told me that, I hit that motherfucker in the face so hard my hand hurt for a week. Just knocked the shit out of him. “Anal sex is gross.” — POW, MOTHERFUCKER! That’s how I roll, bitches. Basically, what I am saying is, if you don’t join this site or another anal site featured on PLD, I will kick your ass.

One dollar memberships are another reason to visit — they’ve got ‘em to be sure! 100 pennies + 72 hours = 1 sore cock! Ha! I just made that shit up — god DAMN I’m funny. Anywho, great deal for any length of membership, and when you consider that their full membership is less than $25 and includes all of the sites in this network (dozens of them), all of which are fantastic.

Nice anal site in a nice network. No downside.

9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.assarsenal.com


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Ass Hookers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I met her once.  She didnt let me fuck her ass for money. :(

I met her once. She didnt let me fuck her ass for money. :(

The site: asshookers.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $29.95 month

The verdict: A very nice site at an affordable and fair price. Deal with it. 7.5 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★½☆☆ (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.asshookers.com

And there you have it! Nothing like the title of a site telling it like it is, huh? No beating around the bush here — this is as straight forward as it gets. Ass Hookers — Hookers (a.k.a. sluts) that take it in the ass. Any questions? Good — then shut the fuck up, read this review, join the site and pull on your pecker.This will come as no surprise to anyone — we fucking love ass sex. Who doesn’t, right? Well, we REALLY love it — like we will only ass fuck a girl. Vagina sex is so last century. I bring a chick home, rip her panties down and poke my rod straight at her ass — no lube no nuthin’ If she balks, I kick her out. No if, ands, buts or talk back. I don’t even explain the situation to her. No second chances. She takes my dry cock in her shit box or she leaves. But that’s just me.

These chicks on this site would like that shit — they love them some ass fuckin’! That’s all that happens here — well, almost. These pussies that fuck these girls waste their time eating pussy, fucking vaginas, playing with dildos and fisting asses — but they eventually get to the ass fucking. There are lots of scenes and no let downs in the ass sex department.

The girls on the site are all “real” girls — that is to say that they are the amateur types. Not home videos (that would be MUCH cooler actually), but the next best thing. Amateur style ass porn. You know — I bet the Chinese are REALLY depressed that they aren’t allowed to look at shit like this!

One example of the ass hookers that they serve up here is a little angel known only to us as Nasty Blonde Slut (see her sample video on the freebies area of the site). Her parents had a lot of foresight, naming her that. She is very, very hot, and if you are like me they get a LOT hotter when they beg for a dong in the pooper. She’s a very hot blonde (think a poor man’s slutty Denise Richards). Nice, big tits and knee high black, leather boots. She gets poopered by a lengthy crank and in the end, she finishes the job with a rich and forceful crygasm. I love her.

The price = $4.95 for a three day trial membership, $29.95 for a month and $59.95 for 3 months (that’s a free month for you math idiots). Not a bad deal at all for a lot of hot chicks getting ass reamed. They have tons of videos and lots of girls. It is not an unbelievable deal like we have seen in the past, but it is certainly fair and worth the price.

A very nice site at an affordable and fair price. Deal with it.

Visit the site: www.asshookers.com

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Ass Like That Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

"See? I told you I could shit standing up!"

The site: asslikethat.com

The price:$2.95 trial, $24.88/month (recurring)

The verdict: PLD whole heartedly gives this site it’s approval. We expect this site to one day rival or even exceed the big boys 9 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.asslikethat.com

Looking amazingly like the cast from A Different World, we are simply amazed at the level of talent here. Light skinned and anxious to please. Whitney never got plowed doggy style on screen but you can find her big-assed equivalent in the full video featuring Ice LaFox.

Did the curly-haired hippy chick from that show do it for you? Check out Star Armani. She is a dick sucking dead ringer.

Sure, if one looks hard enough it’s easy to find fairly cute ethnic chicks to take a rod on camera. What about that something extra that sets this site apart from the rest? The site name demands these beauties are endowed with a tremendous bubble butt and they deliver. Fabulous mounds are abound, yo. Better yet, I don’t recall seeing any of these girls on any other site.

The site updates its exclusive, downloadable content every week and with your subscription you also get access to all of the sites listed on allexclusivepass.com. Not a bad deal for $24.88 (the trial is only $2.95)

PLD whole heartedly gives this site it’s approval. We expect this site to one day rival or even exceed the big boys (see roundandbrown.com). It just seems a tad fresher.

Visit the site: www.asslikethat.com

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