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Ass Masterpiece Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Peg Bundy is hotter than shit

Peg Bundy is hotter than shit

The site: assmasterpiece.com

The price:$24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Good Naughty America production. You do not get access to as many sites as you do when you join other NA sites, but we think it is still worth the fee. Especially for you ass men! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.assmasterpiece.com

As far as preferences for females go, there are two main camps of men. This first are the tit guys. They love, love, love tits. They are rabid about tits. They can tell the size of a tit by a one-half second glance, through a turtleneck sweater and a wool overcoat. They usually prefer them big…the bigger the better. 55EEE? Fuck it, we’ll take ‘em! The gal could actually have a rhinoceros horn growing out of her forehead, but if she has a decent rack then a tit man would fuck her. Or at least titty fuck her. Then there are ass men. We consider ourselves ass men. Ass men are not as hell bent, but are very particular. They do not have their eyes pop out of their head and their tongue roll down to the ground in cartoon fashion when they see a great ass, as the tit guys do when they see a huge set of guns. Instead they slyly take a long, hard look, almost like taking a long, satisfying drag off of a cigarette and they simply say, “Damn. That is one fine ass.” This site, Ass Masterpiece, is for these guys. And to that we say, “Damn…there are some fine asses here!”

That being said, we think the site may be misnamed. A more appropriate name would be Booty Masterpiece, as these have risen to the status of Booties, not merely asses. Badonka Donk butts would be another fitting moniker. Or bubble butts. These ladies have some shit in their diapers, no doubt!

Take Naomi Knoxxx for example. A hot ebony piece of work, she has an ass that you can actually almost hear go “POW!” She is one of the sexiest ebony chicks on the planet. The first thing you notice (besides her incredible ass) are her gorgeous eyes. She also has a very nice rack. On this site she gets into some interracial action with Christian, who is hung like a jury. He gives her the “what fer” and then jazzes all over her face. Boo Yeah!

And if you have read many of our reviews, you probably know that we love one Lauren Phoenix. She also makes an appearance on this site. And by appearance, we mean that she gets her incredible ass fingered and fucked. Hard. Lauren is almost worth the price of admission by herself. She is a tall, dark haired vixen with a body to die for. And her ass…well, to use their own term, it truly is a masterpiece. We love Lauren!!!

This is a Naughty America production, but is not with what we call the “big package.” In other words, you do get everything on this site for $24.95 per month, as well as two other sites, Diary of a MILF and Housewife 1 on 1. These three are definitely worth the membership fee, but you are not getting quite as much as when you join some other Naughty America sites and get access to 10 sites. No worry, though…just another case of the ass man being kept down! Again, we think the fee is well worth it. They also update every single week, which is much, much better than many sites. One thing you should know about Naughty America, their shit is great. All original and all top quality!

Good Naughty America production. You do not get access to as many sites as you do when you join other NA sites, but we think it is still worth the fee. Especially for you ass men!

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.assmasterpiece.com

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Ass Parade Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I love a parade.

The site: assparade.com

The price:$4.95 trial $23.95 month

The verdict: For lovers of the SERIOUS thick ass (not a cute little bubble squeezed into size-5 jeans — we’re talking about lovely but massive ass cheeks — pure thickness from head to toe), Assparade has no equal that we know of. And the Bang Bros turn them out by the dozen — it’s amazing. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here: www.assparade.com

Everyone loves a parade, right? Absolutely, especially when it is an ass parade.

This BangBros site caters to those men who like the badonka-donk asses! You either like ‘em or you hate ‘em, there is no in between. If you like them, then the BangBros have a pretty nice collection for you to use on this site. Not unlike boobsquad, assparade is a specialty site that offers the juciest asses they can find. The difference between this site and many of the other BangBros sites is that all of the girls are not skinny, super model types. That is not to say that they are overweight or fat. Every one of the women that we saw on this site is very attractive and not a bit fat. They just happen to have big, plump asses, and also happen to like to get fucked on camera.

The other obovious difference in this site is that there are many more black and latino women than many of the other BangBros sites. This could be to cater to the audience or simply because that is who they found with the proper criteria for the site. Either way, it does offer a refreshing change from the other nearly all-white sites. Although the site has its fair share of white girls with thumping asses, there are also a lot of beautiful black and latinos girls with plenty of junk in the trunk.

Finally, the Bros do a great job in getting the most out of these plump asses. The camera angles are made to accentuate the bubble butts. They are also sure to have each girl repeatedly shake and wiggle their ass, to give the audience what they want. Overall, they do a very fine job highlighting what the guys in this market came to see.

For lovers of the SERIOUS thick ass (not a cute little bubble squeezed into size-5 jeans — we’re talking about lovely but massive ass cheeks — pure thickness from head to toe), Assparade has no equal that we know of. And the Bang Bros turn them out by the dozen — it’s amazing. We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.assparade.com

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Top Shelf Pussy Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Her ass is shelf like

I'd say that's right up there on top!

The site: topshelfpussy.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: Of all of the pictures and videos that we viewed, we found very few that were not top shelf, and even then they were still second tier. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.topshelfpussy.com

With all of the choices of internet porn these days, no site stands a chance if they do not offer top shelf pussy. This site not only offers it, it is named after it. And as we found out, it is aptly named.

That being said, it is not a true amateur site. The “models” are obviously pros who have been there and done that. This does not take away from the fucking unless you are looking for true amateur porn. Although they try to make it look as amateur as possible, it still becomes apparent that these girls have been on film before, especially as a two girl scene turns to dildo sucking (which we do not condone under any circumstances).

The site promises thousands of hot teen girls, and they appear to deliver (although we did not actually count). They also offer 24/7 live feed chat, although it is not clear whether you get to chat with the girls that you see geeting fucked or other girls altogether (which really does not matter as long as all of them are top shelf). Of all of the pictures and videos that we viewed, we found very few that were not top shelf, and even then they were still second tier. … 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.topshelfpussy.com

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Top Notch Bitches Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Grrrr!

Grrrr!

The site: topnotchbitches.com

The price: $29.95 month

The verdict: We cannot stress the greatness of this site enough. THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER, and made by the hottest girl of all of the hot girls (does that even make sense?). One of a kind site!  10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.topnotchbitches.com

How do you represent hyperventilation in print? We wish we knew, because that is exactly what we started doing when we got to this site. Best chicks we have ever seen!

With a name like that you have some big shoes to fill! It is awfully ballsy to call your site Top Notch Bitches, simply because you open yourself up for some major criticism…that is unless you hire Gina Lynn– THE Top Notch Bitch — to oversee the site and either star in or shoot every single video herself. That is what these guys did. And they pulled it off!

Did they ever. There are some of the finest girls that we have ever seen getting fucked on this site. Some of them we have seen elsewhere(the girls, not the videos) and some are new to us. We loved every last one of them. Especially Lanny Barbie, who you have heard us talk about before. This was her finest movie that we have seen to date. And we also saw Penny Flame (a favorite of ours) and Belladonna too! This place has it all.

This site has one of the most famous videos of all on it, at least as far as mainstream media goes. Ever hear of Courtney Simpson? You probably have and just don’t realize it. She is the smoking hot co-ed college basketball cheerleader from a certain Arizona university (whose mascot is also a type of devil, much like ours) that started a bunch of controversy by getting into the porn business after college and wearing her actual cheerleading uniform while getting fucked by two guys in a porn video. Now you remember her, right? Well…THIS is the video! Yep! Due to lawsuits and shit like that they have altered the front of the uniform, but this is the actual video that started all of the controversy! And it is a fucking steamer too! Courtney Simpson is drop dead gorgeous.

If all of these hot bitches are not enough, take this — they are also a member of the Meat Members network, which means you membership fee of$29.95 gets you access to about 40 other sites too, all of which have fucking scorchers and all of which have the best quality of video around. That is over a MILLION MEGABYTES of material…ALL ORIGINAL and ALL HOT! We love the network…and this was our favorite site on the entire network.

We cannot stress the greatness of this site enough. THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER, and made by the hottest girl of all of the hot girls (does that even make sense?). One of a kind site!

Visit the site: www.topnotchbitches.com

10 out of 10


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Tiny’s Black Adventures Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Is a Fantastic Voyage the same as a Black Adventure?

Is a Fantastic Voyage the same as a Black Adventure?

The site: tinysblackadventures.com

The price: $4.95, $29.98/month (recurring)

The verdict: Another likeable aspect of this site is that they try to minimize stereotypical black slang. These are just girls, who happen to be black, fucking a guy who happens to be black. You wont find a bunch of “yo, yo, yos” or “shizzlemcnizzles” here. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)


To join, click here:www.tinysblackadventures.com

Ha ha. This Tiny character isn’t tiny at all. Boy howdy, some of these websites are so clever and original with their names! Lolrotflmfao! ROXOR even. <sarcasm off>

Really, Tiny is a scary dude with a javelin for a dick. Think Lamar’s specially modified, aerodynamically enhanced throwing tool from the original Revenge of the Nerds with foreskin and a talent for screwin’. I was actually apprehensive about watching this bastard stick that thing in a woman.

My apprehension ended pretty quickly. He’s very skilled.

Tiny’s adventure start out with a female producer/director interviewing the hood rat du jour. Pretty standard questioning here, but having a female setting the mood and easing these girls’ obviously frazzled nerves is a nice touch. Another plus – When the producer asks the girls “do you know why you’re here?”  They almost always reply with a giggly “Tiny” or a raspy “I’m here to fuck”. Hell yeah! I love a straightforward site without a convoluted “reality” spin.

And these girls, man, these girls are something. You’ll find light skinned, dark skinned, thick and thin Nubian sisters. They’re all black and are all uniquely sexy. After the producer has established a repartee, they are ready to break out of the gates full throttle. They take Tiny’s dick without a hint of protest. Hell, these babes love that ebony rod and it shows. Either they are talented, Oscar caliber actresses or they are genuinely getting off.

Another likeable aspect of this site is that they try to minimize stereotypical black slang. These are just girls, who happen to be black, fucking a guy who happens to be black.

I’m off to hire a woman to be my wingman. It obviously works like a charm and I doubt I’ll be able to grow a javelin dick by the weekend.

8.0

Visit the site: www.tinysblackadventures.com

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Thugs And Juggs Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

She has the makings of really great abs

Someone please explain to me why there's no sperm on that belly?

The site: thugsandjuggs.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: I love the site, and love the network even more. They are bound to have something that you like, and in this particular case, if you like big, white tits getting glazed by big, black dicks, you’ll adore this site. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.thugsandjuggs.com

Where do we categorize this one? Big tits? Interracial? Black dudes? Thuggery? Don’t know — I don’t work in that department. That’s where the queers and geeks work. I just review the sites — and this one is pretty damn good. In my opinion, it could go anywhere, because I think just about anyone would like it. Except a Klansman, I suppose. Hey categorizing geek at PLD — don’t file this one under Klan Porn.Only 2 criteria for this one — the chick has to have some big old cans on her (NO FAKIES EITHER) and the guy has to have a swingin’, black crank. That’s it. Throw ‘em in a room together, turn on a video camera and watch the sparks fly. Kind of like a cock fight, or a pit bull fight — just throw them in there and hang onto your hats.

And we LOVED our little Mandy. I say “our” little Mandy because she’s actually my daughter. Yeah — things were a little thin last month, so I had to get her out of the house to make a little extra cash. Only kidding — unless that turns you on, you sick fuck! Anyway…Many has galactic tits. Double E’s to be sure. Any time the letter gets OVER the letter D, you know they are jaw droppingly large. And hers are. And she knows it. She gets fuck five ways from sideways by this well blessed black man, and the whole time she smacks, shake, jiggles, snaps, swings, pushes and squishes her own tits. Even when she has a 10 inch ding-a-ling in her dump truck, she continues to play with her own tits. Mandy is stellar. Now come home, honey.

You have heard me rant and rave about the O.C. Cash group before (the makers of this site), but you are going to hear it again, because it is worth it. If you are not familiar with them, join this site for one month ($29.97) and check out their product. It may be the best $30 you’ll ever spend on porn. It certainly will not be wasted. Shit, you could fucking HATE this site (racist) and it still would not be wasted. That’s because you get access to their other 32 sites when you join. No extra charge — you just get them. Free. Like your mom on Wednesday nights.

I love the site, and love the network even more. They are bound to have something that you like, and in this particular case, if you like big, white tits getting glazed by big, black dicks, you’ll adore this site.

Visit the site: www.thugsandjuggs.com

9 out of 10

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Thick Coeds Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Thick or fat?  Depends on ethnicity

Thick or fat? Depends on ethnicity

The site: thickcoeds.com

The price: $4.99 trial, $39.99/month (recurring)

The verdict: To sum it up, this site is very amateurish, both in content and the way it is made. The bright side — amateur girls rule! 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.thickcoeds.com

First impression: It looks like some horny eighth grader who likes black girls made a site to pleasure himself and to show off to his friends. Thick Coeds is a supposedly serious, but in reality humorous look at big bootys and ebony babes!

But that is kind of why we like it. It is almost a throwback website, looking like it was made in the ’70s or something. Now, the ladies are not bad at all and all of them are very amateur. They are all thick, but that is why you are checking out this review, right? I mean, who are you trying to fool — you clicked on the link that said “ThickCoeds,” right? Got ya…

The maker of the site says he is sick and tired of the skinny model types that are in other sites and on TV and movies. He made his own site to feature real ladies with curves and some meat on their bones. And does he ever. He puts ads in the paper and waits for them to come knocking…and they come in droves. He has LOTS of amateur pictures and videos of thick girls with thick asses and floppy, fat tits.

Be forewarned, however, that you are not going to get a bunch of hardcore, at least not on this site. When you join ($4.99 for 2 days and $39.99 per month) you also get free access to 12 other hardcore sites. That is great, except many of the girls on HTOS sites are the type that the maker of this site hates…but we liked them so fuck it! And as far as the videos on this site itself — you will get big ladies shaking their rumps and doing dances with their clothes off. And they can shake that thang if you know what we mean!

To sum it up, this site is very amateurish, both in content and the way it is made. The bright side — amateur girls rule!

Visit the site: www.thickcoeds.com

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Big Booty Online Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Snappertastic

Snappertastic

The site: bigbootyonline.com

The price:$4.95 trial, $39.99/month (recurring)

The verdict: Decent amateur-type site, a little steep on the price. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.bigbootyonline.com

Well, they definitely have a catch line for this one. “Witness the52″ ass!” is says as you enter the site. Holy shit! 52 inches! Wait…is that big? We guess it is big — but what does that mean? Is it 52 inches in diameter? Or 52 inches from one hip, around the ass to the other hip? Maybe it is 52 inches deep. That is the one we are rooting for! Big Booty Online is an unabashed collection of ethnic girls with slammin’ asses. They promise thousands of photos of ebony and Latina babes, full-length downloadable movies, VHS/DVDs for purchase and rare ebony stap-on phreaks. We have no idea where that last teaser came from– but that is what the site says! You can also buy all fo the Big&Black series, a DVD series dedicated to the asses that you crave (that is PHAT asses in case you were not sure).

The site itself is very amateurish…and that can be both good and bad. We kind of liked it, because it had a professional set-up and feel, but then when you got to the pictures and videos it was obvious that the models AND the guys on the other side of the camera were not pros, and if they were they had not been for very long (or they were not very good at it, one of the two).

It is also important to know that the videos and photos are NOT hardcore. Instead, they are each of a girl who is shaking her thang, and that is basically it. They sometimes show their snatch and fuck around with it a little bit — but that is about it. They are very good videos and these asses are something to behold, but if you are looking for hardcore this is not the place to find it.

The membership fee is $4.95 for a two day trial and $39.99 for a monthly fee after that. If you are REALLY into these big asses, then that is a decent price. If you are a casual fan, then that is too high. They videos are good and the asses are superb, but come on…that is a little steep from where we sit.

Decent amateur-type site, a little steep on the price.

Visit the site: www.bigbootyonline.com

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Big Booty Club Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

bladow

Bladow!!

The site: bigbootyclub.com

The price:$9.99 trial, $34/month (recurring)

The verdict: We love the effort from Maurice and the fellas. We would encourage everyone to try to make a porn site at one time in their lives. Keep trying, Maurice…you’re getting there! 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bigbootyclub.com

We really liked this site, but in the way that you like the retarded kid that keeps hanging out at school even though he is 27 years old and has no reason the be there. It is funny and cute, and serves a purpose, but it surely isn’t the most well done site that we have been to. The Big Booty Club, for those of you morons that cannot figure it out, is a niche site for guys who like ghetto bootys. And there are some thunderous asses on this site, no doubt about it. These chicks, who answered local ads in the newspaper, are packing some serious junk in their trunks.

The reason that we loved this site, and also the reason that it does NOT look all that great, is the fact that this is a true, true amateur site. Not only the models, but the people running the site as well(apparently anyway). You can tell when you first visit that there areno frills and no fancy things — just a lot of ass and that is all. Normally we would criticize a site that looked cheap and unprofessional, but this one has charm and charisma and we kind of like it! Besides the text looking amateurish, Maurice, the owner of the site, admits that this is just shot in his own house, and there is no doubting that. He gets these girls with ENORMOUS asses to come in and strip down and get photoed and videoed. HE does it right there without even trying to make it look too professional. We think that gives it a nice amateur feel and it actually enhances to likeability of the site.

The videos themselves are very well done, at least as far as the lighting and the amateur look. There is not a whole lot to them, though. They are not fucking and sucking. Most of the girls that Maurice gets are strippers and, although they look good and their asses are slammin’, they are not there to fuck and suck, which is a shame. We would LOVE to see Maurice’s big old cock go up in a few of these asses!

The membership fee is $9.99 for a two day trial or $34.00 per month. We think they are a little proud of their product, considering it is shot in some dude’s basement. The other side to that coin is that these are very good amateur photos of a small niche, so it may be worth it to you if you are into the ghetto bootys. Plus, to buy the videos on DVD or VHS is an extra fee. The GOOD NEWS is that you also get access to about12 other site with your membership, all of which are different types of Ebony sites. That is probably the thing that makes it worthwhile to us.

We love the effort from Maurice and the fellas. We would encourage everyone to try to make a porn site at one time in their lives. Keep trying, Maurice…you’re getting there!

Visit the site: www.bigbootyclub.com

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Big Butt Hunt Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

that's a nice meaty pooner

That's a nice meaty pooner

The site: bigbutthunt.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: If you like big arses on white chicks in addition to the black ladies, you may have found a new place to troll. Lots of shit and lots of other sites included when you join. $1 is all you need to try it out. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bigbutthunt.com

I wish you could actually hunt giant asses. Like, I wish they were big game and there were wildlife refuges where they have special hunts for them. You could count the dimples as a mark of a trophy ass. The more dimples, the better the ass. But you wouldn’t want to shoot it with a real gun – a cum shot would be the method of killing.The obvious difference between this site and many other big butt sites is the lack of ebony asses. Yeah – ebony chicks have monopolized the big ass market for many years, but this site features only white chicks with thumpers. I do love me some big, black ass, and when you join monthly there are plenty of black gal sites included for free, so I can have my white ass and eat the black ass too…or something like that.

They didn’t fuck around either, putting their #1 gal (in my boner’s opinion) on the very top of their first page of the free tour. Becca Bay. Becca’s a white chick that likes the black dick. She can suck a yard of cock and not blink an eye. I was surprised that her tits were rather small, since basic physics leads me to believe she needs some big hooters to off-balance the giant popper she’s harboring on the back end. Sexy gal, nice fuck, nice scene. Bravo.

If you like big arses on white chicks in addition to the black ladies, you may have found a new place to troll. Lots of shit and lots of other sites included when you join. $1 is all you need to try it out.

Visit the site: www.bigbutthunt.com

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