Mama gonna show you what's up
The site: bigebonymamas.com
The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month
The verdict: Did I miss anything? Hundreds of videos of large black women at a price cheaper than the food you ate yesterday. Nope — that about sums it up. Join. Now. 7.5 out of 10.
I have a confession to make — I always wanted to fuck Nell Carter. Remember that bitch from Gimme a Break? The one that puts the vacuum cleaner in the fish tank on the show intro – -yeah that big, fat black chick. She gave me a boner every time she put that gigantic apron around her huge gut and tits. OH — and that “Roz” bitch from Night Court too! I wanted to stick her badge on my chest and then baton-rape her while that Bull Shannon fingered her ass. Ohhh kaayyyyy…just me, huh?Yeah right, you fucking liars. I know you like big black bitches because you are reading a review for Big Ebony Mamas, and if they were anything in this world, they were that! And there are dozens and dozens of women on this site cut from that exact same mold. Big, beautiful and motherfucking black! And with tits the size of body pillows. I love black chicks — and especially big ones. Why? Mind your own fucking business — it’s probably for the same reason you do, asshole!.
And this site has all of the bells and whistles. They have thousands of pictures (which I don’t care a whole lot about — who looks at pictures anymore, when you’ve got video to watch?). They have hundreds of full-length videos. They have live chat with big, black women 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They have bonus content in the way of exotic stories, XXX games, e-zines and more. Oh — and they have over 50 additional sites that are included with your paid membership!
And because it’s a site brought to you by the PimpRoll organization — yeah, you know what I’m about to say, don’t you — you get a 3 day trial membership for $2.99. Fucking peanuts. And a regular monthly membership is only $24.95. Twenty-five bucks a month for a shit-ton of big, black chicks? Fuck The Man! He ain’t keepin’ us down no more!
Did I miss anything? Hundreds of videos of large black women at a price cheaper than the food you ate yesterday. Nope — that about sums it up. Join. Now.
Visit the site: www.bigebonymamas.com
All it's missing is a boner hanging out of it!
The site: bigbuttblackteens.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month
The verdict: Decent booty site. Not anything that will change your life, unless your life isn’t worth a fuck, but nice to frig to, nonetheless. 6.5 out of 10.
I believe that the legendary Anthony Ray, also known as Sir Mix-a-Lot, said it best when he said, “I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny. That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face…you get sprung…”also adding that, “My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns hun.”
Ahhh, Sir Mix-a-Lot. A gentleman, but more importantly, a scholar. If he wasn’t constantly fucking hot chicks and instead had to resort to internet porn for his release like you do, Sir Mix would have his cock covered in lube and his computer screen covered in rivers of shame and spent tadpoles if he ran across this site. And since you aren’t a superstar rapper who gets more pussy than a speculum, you need to check this site out if you like a loose caboose.
My favorite chick on this site, and possibly in my top 10 of all under 21 black chicks, is India. India obviously takes good care of herself and is not some gutter whore like you see so often in internet porn. She is a very cute gal, with long, curly hair and a roomy trunk. She also wore knee high stockings, which get me hard every time. You could stick a pair of those fuckers on George Burns’ corpse and I would get a chubby. Anyway – India is cute as shit and naughty to boot. Watch her get fucked from every geometric angle imaginable.
$1.00 will get you a day of this site, then you can stay on and get about a dozen sites for around the standard $30 per month. There is more than one site that features black chicks, so if you are reading this review because that is your big fetish- you are in luck.
Decent booty site. Not anything that will change your life, unless your life isn’t worth a fuck, but nice to frig to, nonetheless.
… 6.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.bigbuttblackteens.com
Yup, curvy ass and big tits. Hooray!
The site: bigtitscurvyasses.com
The price:$1.00, 2 day trial.
The verdict: Possibly the biggest collection of the biggest tits we’ve ever seen. 10 out of 10.
Ok, you like big tits, right? At least you say “I like big tits.” But do you really like BIG fucking tits. Not like a hot chick you see at the grocery store who has a nice rack and you make a mental note of it. I’m talking, “Holy fucking shit! Did you see the size of that bitches fucking tits?” If that’s the kind of big tits you get off on, then you’ve just found you nirvana, my friend.Big Tits Curvy Asses is second to none when it comes to the biggest tits on the internet. These ladies are sporting the kind of tits you MAY see on the street once — maybe twice — in the course of your natural life. Somehow these titty geniuses have corralled a whole gaggle of these women and gotten them all on one site. And they did the work too — no biting off others, this site has all original content. I wonder how they got so many bitches with unthinkably sized tits? Where do these people live? I gotta go there…
I can see you’re skeptical, so let me run a few numbers by you. How about these — 44KKK, 42JJJ, 36JJ, 54KKK, 40M — these are fucking tit sizes, guys! All on this site. M?? What the fuck is an M cup? I’ve been peddling tits on this site for years and never, until now, have I rn across an M cup titty. I guess there’s a first for everything. Oh — and don’t you go thinking that these women are altered in any fashion — no fakies here, these monster tits are all real.
The great thing about this site (besides the obvious) is that they don;t just get a herd of heifers and throw them up because they happen to have large knockers. No — these bitches are not only incredibly blessed with enormous tits, they are also all attractive and have nice bodies as well. No gigantic fat slobs — just nice looking ladies with biggies.
Oh — how about the most important thing (besides the gigantic tits, of course) — these tits can all be yours for ONE DOLLAR. Why did I capitalize that? Because I know that you’ll be so mesmerized by the numbers that I typed a couple paragraphs up that I have to jar your attention down to the stellar deal somehow. $1.00 gets you not only these babes (did I mention they are large chested?), but also 12 additional niche sites that are all original and all, really fantastic. No shit — I don’t get a dime to say that and I really like this network.
Possibly the biggest collection of the biggest tits we’ve ever seen.
… 10 out of 10
Visit the site: www.bigtitscurvyasses.com
Well' I can't see her ass, but her tits sure fit the description.
The site: bigtitsroundasses.com
The price:$4.95 trial, $23.95 monthly
The verdict: A phenomenal collection of flesh. Definitely a site for those who enjoy thicker girls — after all, if you’ve got big ol’ tits and a big ol’ ass, you’re probably pretty well filled out. Dozens and dozens of extremely sexy girls getting off and showcasing their monstrous assets. And some of them, like Brandy (pictured at right) really get to squealing when they’re excited. We give it an 8.5 out of 10.
Some like ‘em big. Their tits and asses, that is. And for those who do, there is bigtitsroundasses.com, a Dirty Sanchez production. A very well done site for that special niche that everyone loves.
What would be more aptly names HUGE tits, round asses, this site serves up monster jugs and bubble butts. They not only give us what we want in size, but they do not throw just any busty fems on here…they have only the hottest sluts around.
We were particluarly amused by Stella, whose tits are so huge that she wears a nursing bra for easy access. We were also very impressed with Gainna, who flops her huge mams around on Preston’s hog, finishing it off with a gargle of cum and a swallow. And Devyn…oh Devyn. Triple D’s. Enough said.
This site is also a very nice amateur site, with each girl “auditioning” for the camera and taking a giant cock in for what they calim is the first time (although we beg to differ with this). Each girl seems to be a non-professional, doing her best to remove the “non” from that moniker.
We looked high and low for a flaw in this site, but we found none. Even small tit lovers would be entertained by this site, as there is some very nice fuck scenes with hot amateurs. Dirty Snachez definitely brings T&A to a whole new level!
A phenomenal collection of flesh. Definitely a site for those who enjoy thicker girls — after all, if you’ve got big ol’ tits and a big ol’ ass, you’re probably pretty well filled out. Dozens and dozens of extremely sexy girls getting off and showcasing their monstrous assets. And some of them, like Brandy (pictured at right) really get to squealing when they’re excited. We give it an …
8.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.bigtitsroundasses.com
Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
The site: black-jelly.com
The price:$29.95/Month
The verdict: Me likey the jibbly asses. Count me in. 7.5 out of 10.
Have you fellers ever used jelly to lube up your fun stick? I do it all the time. Smuckers Boysenberry is my fave, but I also frequently use Polaner concord grape preserves. The grape is a little stickier, but it creates a funky kind of friction that feels real good-like. Plus, my cat loves the taste of my balls when they’re covered in grape preserves.I had no idea what this site was about going into it. I thought maybe they were covering themselves with KY and rolling around in spider webs (what – you’ve never done that?). Or maybe they were chicks getting fucked while wearing Jelly shoes. Turns out “jelly” refers to a big, jiggly, black ass. Who knew?
I love a big, black ass on a woman. Especially a black woman. I love to sink my throbbing boner so far up into them that I get a little scared that it may never come back. I haven’t had one in person for a while, so this site is going to do just fine to tide me over until I can talk a big-assed gal into letting me slip my thang up in her colon. There are tons of videos of the big asses getting fuck hammered.
Favorites? Well, Candice Nicole was on the top of my list. Calling her gorgeous is an understatement. She could be a model, if she would take time away from engulfing cocks long enough to apply. One of her scenes here finds her fucking a guy that looks a lot like Bill Bellamy. She can ride it like a jockey.
The stats are as follows: 1,186 videos, 53,098 photos, exclusive content, updates daily, no fake tits, no rubbers, high def, downloadable and $30 per month (or less, the longer you join). Not a bad deal. And add to it about 15 other sites that come free with the join. All are nice, HD sites – many of which are also ebony sites.
Me likey the jibbly asses. Count me in.
… 7.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.black-jelly.com
Black? Check. Beach? Check!
The site: blackbeachvideos.com
The price:$9.99 trial, $34.00/month (recurring)
The verdict: Not a bad informational site with some extras like big black asses and some ebony pussy 6.5 out of 10.
Finally, a porn site that is useful for more than just a jerk off. Black Beach Videos is a site that is dedicated to BIG asses, but it also gives you information on where to find such asses, were you to go looking. Read along, kids. This is kind of the ghetto booty version of girls going wild/spring break fever/coed spring breakers. They have listings of upcoming events that are very, very likely to attract the most bodacious of the bootys, like the Black Beach Event, Black College Reunion, Kappa Beach Party and Black Bike Week. There are several more events listed for the members as well.
Aside from the listings, they also have a lot of pictures and videos of the girls that frequent the places listed. They have videos and pictures from years past to entice you to join them this year at these same events. Sounds good to us. And just like the little white college girls in their element, these ebony baby dolls like to show it off when they get some boozes in them. The difference is that these freaks have a LOT more to show off than those other girls.
The downside to the site is that, as with most any site of this type, the videos and pictures are very amateur. That is, of course, because they are taken by amateurs at amateur events with amateur cameras and amateur lighting…what’d you expect?
The membership fee for a 2 day trial is only $9.99 but the monthly membership will run you a steep $34.95. The good news about that higher price is that you also get access to 12 similar sites and their content. While this particular site is basically void of anything hardcore, some of the other sites have hardcore content, so the steep price is really for a lot more than they offer on just this one site.
Not a bad informational site with some extras like big black asses and some ebony pussy.
… 6.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.blackbeachvideos.com
FUCKING HIT HER!
The site: blackbuttbabes.com
The price: $1.00 trial/ $29.92 month
The verdict: Nothing to stand out in our memories forever, but good enough to join. The 60 plus sites make this one of the largest and cheapest networks that we have seen. 7 out of 10.
We have done MANY sites about black butts, big booty black girls, badonka donk asses and junk in the trunk. We think that we have gone through every possible joke, song and stereotype about a black girl’s ass. We are tapped out. This is a good place to find nice looking black chicks with nice looking black asses!
Black Butt Babes is a super-sized site with your typical thousands of video clips of black girls getting pounded and tens to hundreds of thousands of still shots of basically the same thing. There is enough material on this site to quench your black-ass thirst for quite sometime — and with the additional sites that are a part of this deal you will never run out (more on that in a moment).
The talent level? Seems pretty god damned good to us! Lots of hot black girls (some not so hot too, but that comes with the territory of having thousands of pics and clips). The videos are all well done and they even mention on their site that they do not fuck around with “shitty” amateur photos (we do not necessarily share their disdain for amateurs, but we know what they mean).
Now to the best part– the network. Black Butt Babes is one of over SIXTY sites that you get when you pay a monthly fee of only $29.92 per month. That is less than $0.50 per month for each site, when you break it down! We have seen few better deals than that. And if you are ONLY into the black chicks, then you still will have a lot of material here — there are several black girl sites among those 60 plus sites!
Nothing to stand out in our memories forever, but good enough to join. The 60 plus sites make this one of the largest and cheapest networks that we have seen.
… 7 out of 10
Visit the site: www.blackbuttbabes.com
He gonna catch you!
The site: bootycatchers.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: If anyone’s still out there, here’s my rating: 8.5 out of 10.
From the horses mouth:”This site is dedicated to fine black babes who love taking big, long, dark dick straight up the poop chute. You’ll see tight sphincters stretched to unimaginable extremes all presented in super high quality downloadable video.”
Now, I assume there are very few of you still reading at this point since most of you bolted to go to Booty Catchers. IF you didn’t blot, then maybe I should give you a link to some gay site reviews, since chances are if you don’t like what you read above you are either in denial or in the closet. But, by the minuscule chance that a few straghties are still around, somehow unpersuaded by the above, let me try this on you — it only costs $1.00 to join this site. What the fuck!?!?! Yep — ONE FUCKING DOLLAR TO JOIN! That is, if you join through Porny Little Devil by clicking one fo the links to Booty Catchers on this page.
Still not convinced? Ashley Brown might change your mind. She’s one of the brown sugar mommas featured on this site. She has an ass that you could park a car on and a set of lips that could suck the pixels off a T.V. set. My words could never do justice to the professionalism with which she performs fellatio. She’s a master of her talent. A veritable Van Blow, if you will. And I’m not EVEN going to get into her butt sex action, for fear of another aneurysm from merely thinking about it.
Okay — well, I guess I am talking to 1 or 2 guys now. Hey, you two, eyes up front. Pay attention. You can get hot black bitches, taking big, black dicks up the ass for a fucking dollar! What the hell is wrong with you people?!?! Okay — this is the last thing I’ve got for you…when you join this site (for a dollar remember), you also get access to a SHITLOAD of additional sites! Yep — you pay for this baby and get a shit pot more sites. Bye!
If anyone’s still out there, here’s my rating:
… 8.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.bootycatchers.com
Someone get over there and crush that shit!
The site: bootycrushers.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: This is a decent ebony site that offers numerous DVDs for download. No original contentl. 6 out of 10.
One of several ebony sites offered by the folks at Pimproll, Bootycrushers is a haven for black girl videos. This clearinghouse has almost 60 full length downloadable videos featuring ebony sistas. If that isn’t enough to satisfy you, it is also a member of the Megasitepass group,. so you are entitled to over 50 sites with your monthly fee ($24.95). Several of those sites are black themed sites.
Our chief complaint is the lack of much original content. Of course we are happy to have so many DVDs available in one easy stop, but we would also like to see more site specific videos…videos that can only be found on Bootycrushers. Many of the videos they offer can be found elsewhere (although we are not sure if it would be for that good of a price).
One unique video that we loved was Gangland White Boy Stomp. A group of white boys goes to the dark side to see what it is all about. You know what they say…”Once you go black…” After the prime fucking that they got by their brown suga, I think those fellas won’t be leaping back to their “team” any time soon! We were also impressed with the movie Sugarwalls, featuring all black actors and actresses. Check out scene #6…it is our favorite!
Don’t forget to check out all of the extras as well. There are Bonus videos and galleries, as well as games, live cams, sex toys and personals!
This is a decent ebony site that offers numerous DVDs for download. No original contentl. …
6 out of 10
Visit the site: www.bootycrushers.com
"How much for a fresh slice of booty?"
The site: bootystudio.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)
The verdict: Great format and great talent. Subscribers can rate the videos. Very sexy black women and lots of videos 8.5 out of 10.
[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)
Ok…we have reviewed several ebony sites and we try to be clever with the opening of the review but in this case we decided there was no joking about it…this site is very nice. Period.
As you may know, one of our other favorite ebony sites is ebonycandy.com We reviewed that and determined that many of the sexiest black chicks around are featured there. While we still feel that way, we also feel that way about bootystudio.com. And we like this site even more due to the fact that the girls are original to this site, and not posted from already made videos.
This site is very similar to milfsexposed in many ways, which we also loved (see our review here). They have the same format, with the rating system for the viewers to have their say. Although we agree to disagree on who is best (our ratings would put Kitten down a little further as opposed to the best…but we are not complaining by any means), we like the option to choose our favorites and to see who the other viewers like the most. As we already said, we are also pleased with the original content, as opposed to just posting DVDs and videos that were already made.
Our favorite girl on the site has to be Sexual Kalua, who is very attractive and a great fuck to boot! Joe gives her a doggie-style porking of biblical proportions! Then they switch it up, and she climbs up his monster and sits on top, bouncing like a kid on a trampoline. A close second favorite was Awesome Ashley, who loves to get spanked…hard. If you are new to Porny Little Devil you will soon realize that we are big fans of pain and sex! The most attractive overall girl on the site has to be China, who also takes a good hammering (and sucks a mean dick too)!
This site is an all-around great site for ebony lovers. All of the models are attractive, and some we consider to be very attractive. They have a great format that arouses while entertaining. They have a shitload of videos featuring a shitload of girls. No downside here.
Great format and great talent. Subscribers can rate the videos. Very sexy black women and lots of videos …
8.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.bootystudio.com