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Brain Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3
The site: brainpass.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.brainpass.com

One of the best and most extensive pay sites on the net, Brainpass.com is a collection of over 2 dozen sites, all of which are extremely well put together and have unstoppable talent (both male and female). You may have read our other reviews about Brain Cash…well, this is their main site. You can join through one of the sites listed with the Brain Cash group, or simply go to brainpass.com and join there. You will not be disappointed (unless you like shitty videos with ugly chicks and guys with small dicks fucking horses).

For a reasonable rate of $29.95 per month, you get access to some pretty damn good sites. Ever heard of Peter North? You will get his official site with all of the award winning cum shots. Lexington Steele? Yep, he’s here with his terrifying dong. Not only do they have some of the biggest names in the business, there are also several single-girl sites with super hot chicks that fuck on film…a lot! Shelby Bell is one of these girls and she is a fucking knockout. If you do not think she is the hottest thing on video, well then maybe you should join and head to boyscasting.com!

Also, there are several sites dedicated to niches, such as realsquirt.com (you can figure that one out, can’t you?), feetfrenzy.com (again, a no brainer), and fuckthatasian.com, and onlydp.com (some of the best double penetration scenes featuring the likes of Peter North, Lex Steele and Lauren Phoenix). We could go on, but it is much easier for you to just go to Brain Pass and see for yourself!

In addition to their featured sites, they promise over 200 bonus sites with the price of your pass. They also give you weekly live shows on web cam, as well as one-on-one session with some of their models. Again…this is all for only $29.95 per month. We have found many network sites that we really like, but none so far are on the level of this one.

Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.brainpass.com

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Sexy Round Asses Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

round and sexy

Yep -- sure is!

The site: sexyroundasses.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: This particular site is decent to good – nothing unique per se, nothing bad either. It has great chicks and great fucking, so it is definitely better than average, but it’s not the greatest ever. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.sexyroundasses.com

Round asses just happen to be my favorite shaped asses. I totally hate square ones. I fucked a chick with a parallelogram shaped ass once –  it was okay, but when I fucked her doggie style, I had no idea where to cum when I pulled out. And one time a chick was hitting on me before I noticed she had an ass shaped like Wisconsin. Fuck that shit – I wasn’t going anywhere near that.

As you would expect, this sites caters to those of us that like our asses as big as blue-ribbon pumpkins. But the different, and somewhat surprising, thing about this one is that a lot of the chicks are not necessarily ebony chicks. Not that that’s better or worse- just different. There are a lot of white and latina chicks featuring their gigantic onions getting pummeled by veiny monsters from beyond.

One of my favorite things about these ass sites is they always grease the ass all up before featuring it. I wonder why they don’t grease up a nice pussy, making it glisten and shit? Or a good pair of tits. Or grease a hot bitches face Oh well – I suppose each part has to have their little quirk -and I think the greasing of the ass is my favorite.

Be sure to check out one of my longtime favorite chicks who just happens to appear on this site – Lauren Phoenix. This chick is lily white, but you would swear she enhanced her backside with the severed ass of Aretha Franklin. She gets fucked from eleventeen different directions here, and as is usual for her, she keeps begging for more cock (even though she takes a country mile of it in this flick).

This particular site is decent to good – nothing unique per se, nothing bad either. It has great chicks and great fucking, so it is definitely better than average, but it’s not the greatest ever.

Visit the site: www.sexyroundasses.com

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Brazil Bang Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Nice ass

Nice ass

The site: brazilbang.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: Stellar talent, stellar deal. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.brazilbang.com

You may disagree, but for our money, there is NO better ass on this Earth than a Brazilian ass. NONE! There’s not even any competition. We love Brazilian chicks. Why don’t we just fucking move to Brazil then, you might ask? Ummm…good question. Why the hell don’t we live in Brazil? Holy shit! Never thought of it that way before. Surely you can run a porn site from Brazil, right? Fuck it — we’re there!What’s the only thing better than a dark, tanned Brazilian girl with a juicy, bubble ass? Lots of them — getting fucked at the same time, by many guys on the same floor and in the same video, that’s what! Yep — it’s a fucking orgy, boys! A Brazilian orgy! Holy shit — this is what the after-life must be back for well-behaved porn producers! I’m gonna be sure to hit my knees tonight before turning in!

Not sure why I have to continue to talk here — you should have been signing up when you heard the words “Brazilian,” “ass,” and “orgy” all in the same paragraph. But for the few remaining skeptics, I’ll tell you this — these aren’t just any Brazilian-looking skanks dragged off the street. These are GORGEOUS Brazilian skanks dragged off of the street. Really nice talent. Oh — and the makers of the site have dozens of other successful sites too — so they know what the fuck they’re doing. They have a great network (of which you’ll get full use — see below) and always strive to get the best chicks they can.

Of course, this being an orgy site, it’s damn near impossible to pick one of them out as being the best. Hell, they get so intertwined in these motherfuckers that we have a hard time telling you whose ass is connected to what body! But we don’t even care anymore because there is not a bad face, ass, tit or snatch in the whole bunch. Suffice it to say that if you aren’t happy with the talent here on this site, you may want to head on over to our gay section of review — not that there’s anything wrong with that…

Now for the goods — the cost. As I said before, this network is large and in charge. You’ll get 34 total sites with your paid subscription of $29.95 per month! That’s an incredible deal. Look at it this way — you pay less than $1 per month per site. Incredible. If you want to give this site a three day gander, you can do so for $4.97. You have nothing to lose. Hell, even if you hate it and have to go join a gay site, you still are only out a few bucks!

Stellar talent, stellar deal.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.brazilbang.com

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Brazil Booty Bangers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

blonde brazillians are weird

"Ummm..okay...we can start with the armpit. But eventually, I'm sticking it in your ass."

The site: brazilbootybangers.com

The price:$3.95 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: Very, very nice stuff. The talent level is some of the best in the world. Viva Brazil! 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.brazilbootybangers.com

If you are anything lie we are, the name of this site alone sent you into a frenzy equaled by no other. Brazilian chicks are the finest in the world, we think that much is agreed upon! Or at least it had better be…because they are. It is a fact. Ass ex is also pretty highly regarded — at least amongst men. So hot, Brazilian chicks getting boned in the ass is a nirvana of sorts! This is a really, really nice site. First of all, Brazilian girls are known for not only being gorgeous, but more than that they are known for their spectacular asses. What could be better, then, than seeing those world famous asses plugged with a big old cock? Nothing, that is what! The other great thing about this site is the original videos that it boasts. This is not a huge dumpsite for videos of vaguely Brazilian looking girls. This is a very personable site, with the names of each girl featured prominently. Each girl also has her own little thumb nailed area. Very nice when you are like us and like to try to get a more personal feel to a site.

Amateurs? Well, not in truest sense of the word. These girls have been on film before we are sure. But they are not superstars, and the videos, while professionally done, are not too bad. In other words, they are not too cheesy and staged. The girls themselves, while hot as hell, usually do not look like the porn star type, which in our book is a big bonus. They look like your average girl-next-door — if you live amongst super hot bitches in Brazil!

Our favorite girl, without a doubt, was Ana Julia. Not only was she our favorite on this site, but we will go so far as to say that she may be the most naturally beautiful girl that we have ever seen on any site –ever. No shit. She is very gorgeous, but also very natural looking. Not surprisingly, she takes a dong to the face, pussy and finally the ass. A nice outdoor scene to say the least — we hope to see more of Ana Julia in the future!

The fee to join Brazil Booty Bangers is only $3.95 for a three day trial and then only $34.95 for a monthly period. Our theory on this is that we usually suggest that someone try the three day trial first. That will only set you back a few frogs, and if you for some fucked up reason hate Brazilian ass fucking, you are only out that little amount. If you like it, then you can go for the full month. The other spectacular thing that you get when you join this one is access to over THRITY other sites as well! Not bad, huh? We would probably say that this site is worth the fee even if it were alone, but with 30 plus other sites from the same makers, it is a steal.

Very, very nice stuff. The talent level is some of the best in the world. Viva Brazil!

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.brazilbootybangers.com

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Brick House Butts Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

angie has a nice ass

Angie got a big ol' butt -- OH YEAH!

The site: brickhousebutts.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.97/mo

The verdict: A great site if you like ‘em large. Even if you don’t — fucking join it. You’ll get so many other sites that’ll make you skinny-loving nuts tingle you’ll be set for a long time. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.brickhousebutts.com

Go to this site, and before you even enter, you’ll see, “Absolutely Massive Asses.”You have my undivided attention, sirs.

These are big, beautiful women. If you like skinny gals, there are plenty of other sites out there — and there are even some of those included when you join this very site — but more on that in a moment. These chicks are beefy — no foolin’. One should note that these are not tight bodied babes, with badonkas — these girls are large. But at the same time, they are not huge, grotesque or anything like that — they are respectfully larger than average. And they are sexy.

One example of these beauties is Angie — a light skinned black gal. The ridiculous plot is so off the wall it is hilarious — they lure her to the compound by laying a dozen donuts on the street Hansel & Gretel style. Funny shit. But they get down to serious business after that, fucking her big ass like she was made for it. Oh yeah…she was. Anywho, a great scene with fantastic variances of comedy and tragedy.

Each video is spattered with fat jokes and innuendos, but after that they do get down to some very intense fucking. We think lots of their shit is pretty funny (albeit degrading, but hey….) and then it is pretty damn sexy. We love this shit.

We mentioned the network earlier — this site is produced by the O.C. Cash dudes — great peeps who not only make great sites, great movies and score fantastic chicks — they also give quite a shit about what their customers think, so they strive to do a fine job. They make original movies and they give them to you dirt cheap. How cheap? Well, a three day trial only runs $4.97 — but that’s not the half of it. Their 30 day membership is $29.95, and that includes this site, in addition to THIRTY-THREE more! All kinds of shit too — black, white, Asian — you name it and you can probably find it here, and then jerk off to it. A sperm-tastic deal.

A great site if you like ‘em large. Even if you don’t — fucking join it. You’ll get so many other sites that’ll make you skinny-loving nuts tingle you’ll be set for a long time.

Visit the site: www.brickhousebutts.com

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Bubble Butt Orgy Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

bubble butt bang

He can hear the ocean.

The site: bubblebuttorgy.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: G’s up, hos down. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bubblebuttorgy.com

Woot woot! Holla if ya’ll like to see phat dymes taking brothas straight up in a big ass pile! Pimpin, fo real we — oh, okay…I give up. I’m a painfully white guy with no soul, rhythm or any of that. But I do know a good porn site when I see one — and I do love me some black booty. Bubble Butt Orgy impressed the shit out of me, and left this white dick empty and flaccid.I can’t decide what makes me happier about this site — the loads and loads of WAY better than average chicks, the PHANTASTIC asses, the fact each and every video has at least six big-assed bitches getting fucked, or that each video is over one hour long! Tough fucking choice, huh? Wait, I know what I love most about it — I almost forgot about the network that it is a part of. When you join this site you also get access to over 33 additional sites!! Am I fucking kidding you? Absolutely not. Why doesn’t anyone ever believe me. Assholes.

The music is also a nice feature on this site. They feature music and music videos by up and cumming rap artists such as Kurupt and Spliff Star. Great ieda, actually — the videos you see on T.V. these days push the limit as far as the FCC will allow them. No limits here — you can rap your ass off while 6 bitches are getting fucked right behind you! Innovative music making at its finest.

As we always say when reviewing orgy sites, it is way too damn hard to pick a favorite girl — or even to tell who’s who for that matter! But we can tell you for certain that we did not have a least favorite. As is always the case with the makers of this site and this entire network — they do not skimp on the talent. They get the best they can find. I am not sure where they live, but I believe it must be a country called Hot-Slutvia.

The most soothing surprise of all is the price. A three day trial is a mere pittance at $4.97. A full monthly membership is only $29.95 — and keep in mind that gets you ALL of the 34 sites! Since you probably did not excel in math before you dropped out of the 8th grade, I will let you in on a little secret — that’s less than $1 per day, per site. You’re welcome. Wha- oh…sorry about that. My uppity alter ego took over the keyboard for a moment. You are all smart and savvy…I know this. Otherwise, how would you have gotten to Porny Little Devil?

G’s up, hos down.

… 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bubblebuttorgy.com

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Bubble Butts Galore Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

righty is a bit bubblish, lefty is flat

An albino bubble butt in the wild. Very rare, indeed.

The site: bubblebuttsgalore.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Very impressive site, and an even more impressive network. If you are focused SOLELY on asses, then this is a great site for you. If you love bigg’uns, but also have many other interests, this site is even better. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.bubblebuttsgalore.com

You like a whoppa turd-choppa? Then this is your nirvana, my friend…Bubble Butts Galore. A gigantic collection of backtastic honeys. All colors, all creeds. We love girls with shit in their diapers, and this little place on the web has some of the hottest. Seriously.We’ve been to sites that have a lot of girls with badonka donks, but they just shake their asses around and never get down and dirty. This site goes the extra mile. They do showcase the ass, shake it around, jiggle it — but then they take a fat cock, with a lot of emphasis on shooting the ass and what it looks like during the fucking. Of course, lots of scenes end with cum shots on the ass. Great focus, boys.

Not only on this site, but they do a great job on all of their other sites as well. There are over 30 in all — and they are included with your paid subscription to this one. Of course, not all are big ass sites — that’d be repetitive, now wouldn’t it? And you’d get tired of it, since there are over 100 movies on this one site alone. Even better — they are all different and each focuses on a different thing (Asian, big tits, giant cocks,, and so on). And they come at a VEYR reasonable price. Try a three day membership and it’ll only set you back $4.95. That ain’t shit, man! 7 days is less than ten bucks, and a month is $39.95. Shit, you could join for a month and watch 50 videos! For $40?!?! That’s just a little over a buck pervideo.

Probably our favorite jiggla on the site is Kylee King. This brunette has a fucking phenomenal ass. Big, juicy, plump adjust…fucking…POW!!!! Before the cock goes in, there is a lot of ass hijinx. Shaking, oiling up with baby oil, massaging, rubbing — all the while her perfect looking shaved beave is sticking out, winking at us. She gets fucked by a guy who has a pierced cock — no shit. And, of course, the end of the set features a blast to the ass. Really nice stuff.

Very impressive site, and an even more impressive network. If you are focused SOLELY on asses, then this is a great site for you. If you love bigg’uns, but also have many other interests, this site is even better.

Visit the site: www.bubblebuttsgalore.com

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Bubble Butt Teachers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

she has nice calfs

Let me get my hog up in your can, Teach!

The site: bubblebuttteachers.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $32.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Meh- nothing original, unless you have never visited the 3 million other fake teacher sites on the Internet. Decent enough to whack off if you’re really into teachers, I suppose. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.bubblebuttteachers.com

Any of you ever fuck one of your teachers? I did. Ms. Wolf. She was a little old at 57, but I was horny. She had short red hair on her head, and long red hair on her cunt. She smelled like cats and planting soil, but she enjoyed anal, so it was worth the 1 hour shower I had to take when it was over. Plus, I got a B in the class.These chicks are a lot hotter than Ms. Wolf, but I think Ms. Wolf was a better teacher. In fact, these dumb broads couldn’t teach a fucking legless dog to lay down. But they have big asses and aren’t afraid of a big, bad dick -“ so I prefer them to that smarty cunt I used to fuck.

This is (obviously) one of those sites where they pretend these cunnies are teachers and some dudes are students and yada, yada, yada. Fuck all that pretend shit – just get me to the boner in the hole.

The fucking is decent for pro stuff. The videos are very clear and crisp – damn near HD quality. They are not cheap, though- at about $35 per month – but you do get a dozen or more additional sites in different niches when you join this one.

I was also disappointed at the lack of black chicks on this site. In fact, I was bummed at the lack of almost any other ethnicity than white. I love white chicks, and also love white chicks with junk in their trunk – but I want some variety too, man!

Meh-nothing original, unless you have never visited the 3 million other fake teacher sites on the Internet. Decent enough to whack off if you’re really into teachers, I suppose.

Visit the site: www.bubblebuttteachers.com

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Round Juicy Butts Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

she meets or exceeds the requirements

She meets or exceeds the requirements

The site: roundjuiceybutts.com

The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: I like ass sites, but The PLD Admin REALLY digs a juicy ass. I ran this one by him and he told me it’s one of his favorites. I’ll defer to the gentleman from Fuckville. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.roundjuiceybutts.com

You know — if you really think about it hard, we should all be fairly disgusted by the thought of a “juicy” butt. I mean — when I get a juicy butt, I get all chappy and can’t sit comfortably for a week.

Fortunately, they do wonders to take our minds off of THAT type of juicy butt right away, by showing lots and lots of porn with thick-assed talent. God damn, I love me a big ass. Not a fat, flabby, hail-damaged ass and thighs. It has to be big, but it is imperative that it also be firm. Otherwise my cock just doesn’t show any interest. I’d fuck a fat-assed whore, but my cock wouldn’t, so I never get to.

That’s beside the point, though — because there are not any fatties here. Lots and lots of big round onions, though. And strangely enough, lots of white girls. These sites usually cater more toward guys who dig ebony chicks. This one is pretty evenly split. And I love that. Not that I don’t like black chicks — I fuck them all the time (in my dreams). But I like white chicks with big asses too. I’m an equal opportunity ass lover. And I don’t get to see enough white chicks with big asses, so this is a refreshing site.

Like Brooklyn Night. Have you heard word of this chick? If not, you should at least grab a 3 day trial for $2.99 and check her out. She’s a white chick with an ass that could get her a lead dancer slot on Soul Train. A brunette to boot. And remember when I said they don’t have to be fat here? Well, this bitch is skinny AND has a badonka-donk on her. And if you’re one of those guys that actually *looks* at her face, you’ll be pleased to know she’s fucking hot as hell too!

Oh — and one more thing that is almost as important as the 7 miles of taint that can be found on this site — when you snag a full monthly membership (only $24.95 per), you get access to well over 100 additional sites. Fuckin’ A!

I like ass sites, but The PLD Admin REALLY digs a juicy ass. I ran this one by him and he told me it’s one of his favorites. I’ll defer to the gentleman from Fuckville.

Visit the site: www.roundjuiceybutts.com

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Round and Brown Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Yeah, you know your ass is fat, :)

Yeah, you know your ass is PHAT!

The site: roundandbrown.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: If you like black chicks (and obviously you do, or you wouldn’t be here), Round & Brown gets our highest rating. Dozens of the finest black asses you’ll ever see on a computer screen, all getting ravaged by huge dicks. We give it a 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.roundandbrown.com

I like big butts…and I cannot lie! Sir Mix-a-Lot would shit his pants if he saw this site!

Kudos to the NastyDollars gang for this one! Big black bootys in your face. These sistas get hammered from the front, side and rear, and finished off with a big ol’ load right on their bangin’ bubble asses. Then, for good measure, the booty slayer has them shake that ass around while it is till covered in cum.

All of the girls begin their set with a good close-up rump shakin’ If you are on this site, that is exactly what you are looking for. The natural progression takes place and they get fucked…really hard. There is some very nice fuck scenes in these videos. Watching those plump asses bounce and jiggle while their twats are being filled with man meat is second to none.

Although it is not billed as such, this site is mainly interracial as well, giving you 2 fetishes for the price of one. More than one video features The Hunter of MILF Hunter fame. He really gets around, which is fine with us because he brings fast-paced, hard core fucking to the table every time!

We have seen many sites featuring black girls with thumping asses, and this one ranks right up there with the best. Very high quality–but real–girls and lots of focus on the asses themselves, not just the fucking. In spite of that, the fucking remains top notch.

If you like black chicks (and obviously you do, or you wouldn’t be here), Round & Brown gets our highest rating. Dozens of the finest black asses you’ll ever see on a computer screen, all getting ravaged by huge dicks. We give it a … 9.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.roundandbrown.com

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