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Remember when you used to have to go into the movie store and rent porn. You were the creepy guy in the flannel shirt that kicked at the dirt and hemmed and hawed around near the back of the store until you were the only person in the store, then you darted into the “adults only” room. Of course, getting into the room was only the first hurdle. Then you had to pick what movie your cock would like without a) seeing any scenes and b) pulling your cock out to show it the box (note: this was true for most of us — some of your ultra-creeps actaully showed the box to your dick). And that was if you had a decent movie store. Believe it or not, we had one in our neighborhood that you had to rent from a printed list of titles in a 3 ring binder. Try choosing between Big Tittied Sorority Sluts and Large Breasted Nurse Whores on title alone (you went with the sorority girls? Me too…)

Porn Star XS is among the newest wave of full DVD “rental” shops — where you can “check out” (read: OWN) full length DVDs in the privacy of your own home (go ahead, whip little Johnny out and give him a gander) — and you never, ever have to return them. You can search by scene, title, actress — doesn’t matter. Check out some scenes to be sure you’ll like it. Hop from a scene in one movie to a scene in another. Hell, splice them together and make your own “greatest hits” porn — a cornucopia for your cock. You can do it a million ways. Fuckin’ A — I think this internet thing may catch on yet!

These guys are all about full length DVDs — but those are broken down into scenes for convenience. They also have them categorized, they have featured movies as well as the “editor’s choice” section — 3 scenes picked by the staff, updated daily (on the day of this review they had a scene featuring Lauren Phoenix — an all-time fav of PLD — good work guys). They are VERY customer friendly and keep on top of what their customers are demanding, which is a HUGE plus in our book. They are constantly changing to meet the needs of their customers. We love sites that don’t just throw a bunch of shit up and run away. These guys seem to really care what goes on and what WE want. Good work, fellers.

One of the features on Porn Star XS that is seldom found (at least not often enough), but much appreciated, is the ability to bookmark well, just about anything. Found the hottest chick you’ve ever seen and don’t want to have to search for her every night at horny-o’clock? Bookmark her. Found that scene that makes your balls tingle at the thought of it? Bookmark it. Got and entire DVD that you jerk off to (you fucking stud you)? Bookmark that motherscratcher.

Porn Star XS has the biggest names in the biz, the best DVDs, the greatest scenes — think of it as a $100 brunch buffet at the fanciest restaurant that you’ve ever been to — but you’re not wearing pants, the brisket is fucking sexy as shit (and appears to be eating the Oyster’s Rockefeller’s pussy), and the cost is only $24.95 per month — or a 6 month membership for $59.40. Do the math, peeps — that is LESS THAN TEN DOLLARS PER MONTH! In our opinion, this may honestly be the very best DVD deal on the internet.

Nothing but unbelievably good things to say about this site. They are a five tool player, firing on all cylinders. One of the very best new sites on the internet.

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