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Movie Access Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

do you smell fish?

Do you smell fish?

The site: movieaccess.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.movieaccess.com

This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.

Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.

How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat

They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!

Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.

Visit the site: www.movieaccess.com

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All Adult Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

all-adult-pass
The site: alladultpass.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.alladultpass.com

We’ve reviewed lots of multi-site sites, many of them offering 20, 30 — even 50 sites for one price. As far as we can recall, we’ve never reviewed a site that gave you access to this many sites at one monthly rate. How about NINETY sites for the price of one. 90!!! Nine-fucking-ty! Nine Zero! Nin– awwww….you get the point.

Okay — here’s a list of what you get: Just kidding — you think I’m going to sit here and list off 90 websites? Jesus, man — I have some masturbating to do when I get done with telling you about this site. If you think I’m gonna cut into my jerking time to list for you every single site you get when you join, you’re out of your fucking mind. But I will tell you that if you can’t find LOTS of shit to get your nuts churning to amongst 90 sites, then you need to get to that old Dr. Ruth cunt as soon as possible and find out what the fuck your problem is.

As you might imagine, 90 sites cover an astounding variety of themes. Teens, Black, Interracial, Feet, BJs, Prostitutes, Voyeur, Squirting, MILFs, Spanking, Big Tits and Ass Sex — to name a FEW of the genres you’ll find. Oh — and in case you’re worried, these aren’t shit bag, throw away sites. We consider the makers of this site to be among the best in the business. They have a shitload of pride in their sites. They get the hottest off the street girls that money can buy. You will NOT be disappointed if you like amateurish sites with hot chicks and sexy fucking.

Okay…now sit down because this will knock your dick into next week. You get three days worth of access to all 90 of these sites for ONE DOLLAR! Let’s do the math, Einstein — that is just over ONE PENNY PER HOUR of porn. Good Christ, that’s a deal. And even when the three days are up, you can renew at $24.95 per month. That is on the low end of monthly fees for the majority of pron sites – -and don’t forget that you get NINETY of them for this price.

Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.alladultpass.com

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Adult Rio Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

rio is a wonderland

Her name is Rio, and she bounces on my ham...

The site: adultrio.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: Brazilian chicks will always have a place in our hearts. We love them and we love their asses. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here: www.adultrio.com

“Her name is Rio, and she dances on the sand…” Ok…we’ll spare you the rest of the Duran Duran song that CONSTANTLY pulses through our heads every single time we do a Brazilian ass site like this one. Damn you Simon Le Bon!!!

This site is called Adult Rio (Not Adult Trio, as in threesome — which is what we thought it was at first). The site theme is simple — lots of Brazilian girls with Brazilian bubble asses, beautiful tanned skin, dark hair and eyes and gorgeous Brazilian faces. We have said this before, but if you have the time and money to plan a great vacation, go to Rio. The women are stellar. If you do not believe us, check out any of our Brazilian sites that we have reviewed and that should change your mind. Oh, and they are really good at futbol too!

This site features original videos of chicks that these guys dug up in Rio. There must be a million sluts in that country, we swear! There are bunches of sites that features these beauties, and the country is not all that big! Maybe it is like Nirvana on Earth! We know that the chicks that they filmed on this particular site were very well received by us!

Our favorite girl was the one that they featured the day that we visited(which, we are sure, is why she was featured), which was Roxana. Roxana is a 35 year old specimen with VERY nice, large tits, a gorgeous and exotic face and rather light skin for a Brazilian chick. Her ass…well, her ass is exactly what you expect from a Brazilian lady — it goes POW! Not literally…but damn near! If you are not familiar with Brazilian girls and wonder whether you are into them or not, check out Roxana for a fair representation of what they are all about. Of course they are all different, but at least that will give you an idea…

The membership fee for this Brazilian adventure is as little as ONE DOLLAR! That is correct, for $1.00 (U.S.) you can get three full days of tanned asses and then you can pay the relatively low price of $29.92for a thirty day subscription. There are a good number of original videos to choose from on this site, and when you join you also get access to EIGHT additional sites, all different, which adds to the great deal. This is a pretty decent network for a good variety.

Brazilian chicks will always have a place in our hearts. We love them and we love their asses.

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.adultrio.com

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Addictive Asses Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

self breast exams are very important

RIP THAT FUCKING THING OFF!!!

The site: addictiveasses.com

The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: An excellent anal site that can hang with any of the top ass sites. Get your taste — but be careful…this shit is hard to quit! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.addictiveasses.com

It’s a sad story that we hear all too often in the big city — a man who seemingly has a good head on his shoulders gets to lay a hot, horny little co-ed looking thing and she non-chalantly pulls his dong from her snapper and slips it into her ass. After 2 strokes — you know the story — he’s addicted to ass. It’s impossible to stop. He sells his car, divorces his wife and ends up living on the streets, ironically taking it up his *own* ass, just to get the chance at more ass. Sad…

Get this — Monica Sweetheart, Flick Shagwell, Adrianna Sage, Jessica Drake, Taylor Rain, Aurora Snow, Virgina Hail Storm (okay, I made that one up), Brittany Jade — these names represent like, 1% of the starlets on this site, and each and every one of them can take a yard of dick in her ass at any given time.

What I liked about this site in particular is that the chicks – -all of whom are starlets on the way up in the biz — all seemed to get really fucking dirty with the ass fucking. It’s one thing to say, “Ohhh yeah, I like it in my ass.” It’s another thing (and by “another” I mean way fucking hotter) to say, “Yeah you dirty motherfucker. You like Mommy’s ass, don’t you. Stick that cock up in my ass further you piece of shit, you! Fuck me ’till the cops drag you off!” Yeah — these bitches get*that* kind of ass fucking!

As the story goes with about every PimpRoll site, you’re going to get outstanding content at Dollar Store prices — $2.99 for a three day trial. Just like a sore crank, you can’t beat it! And when you join full-time you also get access to over 140 sites — ADDITIONAL sites –that are also filled with outstanding talent and shitloads of material. PimpRoll is unstoppable when it comes to bang for your buck.

An excellent anal site that can hang with any of the top ass sites. Get your taste — but be careful…this shit is hard to quit!

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.addictiveasses.com

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40 Oz. Bounce Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

40 Oz. Bounce Sample Photo

Slippery when wet

The site: 40ozbounce.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: You can see for yourself – and get a taste of that 40 Oz. Bounce – -for $1.00. That’ll get you a 1 day trial and let you dabble around and jerk your dong off a time or two – just to test the waters. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.40ozbounce.com

“Big fat asses drenched in 40 oz. Bounce malt liquor.”

I usually try to write something kind of funny at the beginning of these reviews. This time, as you can see, my work was already done for me. The above quote is what appears on the front page of this site. Fan-fucking-tastic!

This is probably the most “ghetto” site that I’ve ever been to. That’s good and bad. The bad is the ridiculous, over-the-top stereotyping that pollutes the site. I’m no moralist, but c’mon, guys – does every black site have to be about malt liquor and gold teeth?

The good ghetto part is the ghetto booties that are all over the fucking place here. This site sees more ass than a Central Park bench. And the picture and video work to enhance the ass-viewing pleasure is second to none. They get really up close with the big asses, and the pics are as clear as a bell.

Take Kali, for example. This ebony queen has an ass like a plow horse and lips that could polish a bowling ball. She’s about as sexy as they come. Her scene features those perfect lips slobbering all over a thick meat pillar, then that perfect ass bouncing up and down on the same cock. Oh – and she takes this guys gargantuan load to that pretty face. Very nice scene with excellent camera work.

And there are many, many, many scenes along the same lines. They update this shit all the time. You can see for yourself – and get a taste of that 40 Oz. Bounce – -for $1.00. That’ll get you a 1 day trial and let you dabble around and jerk your dong off a time or two – just to test the waters. Then, if you go monthly, it’s less than $25 per month. It’s the cheapest ass you’ll ever get. Come to think of it – it’s the ONLY ass you’ll ever get, so you’d better snap it up.

… 8.5 out of 10 Visit the site: www.40ozbounce.com

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40 Inch Plus Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Trust the tape

Trust the tape

The site: 40inchplus.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: PLD Admin is an ass guy of the highest order, and he thinks that this is one of the best. Take it from a man that sees more ass than a public shithouse! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.40inchplus.com

Holy fuck! 40 inch cocks?!?! And bigger? Oh my God, that’s the most terrifying thing — wha–? Oh…they’re not talking about cocks? Oh…40 inch (plus) asses. Hmmm…Wait — 40 inch plus asses? Holy Shit!! Woo hoo!!!

I gotta be honest — I had no idea that the 40 inch measurement was some sort of ass milestone. Is it comparable to a 12 inch cock, or DD tits? I don’t know…this is new to me.

But it’s apparently not new to the dudes at Reality Kings, who put this site out there. They seem to be very well versed in it — and their expertise shows. They know a home run ass when they see one, and somehow they can not only spot it, but talk it into coming home with them, taking its clothes off and letting it get fucked on camera. Some motherfuckers lead a charmed life, huh?

It goes without saying that these guys get some of the juiciest asses in the biz. Oh, well I said it anyway I guess — but it’s worth repeating, so there it is — they get some of the juiciest asses in the biz. But what impresses me almost as much is that they get these gorgeous asses on HOT chicks — and chicks of all races. When was the last time you saw an Asian chick featured on a big ass site? Probably never, huh? Well they got Mika — a sexy Asian gal with a 44 inch ass! Let me put that in perspective — if you got THREE guys with foot-long boners and had them wrap them around Mika, they’d fall an 8 inch cock short of making it all the way around. THAT’S a nice ass!

I already mentioned that Reality Kings, one of the all-time leaders in internet porn, is responsible for this site. As they are such a huge operation, they can bring their shit to us cheaper than lots of other sites. So they have — $4.95 for a three day trial. Fuck — you can barely get a fucking gallon of gas for that cheap these days!

PLD Admin is an ass guy of the highest order, and he thinks that this is one of the best. Take it from a man that sees more ass than a public shithouse!

… 9 out of 10 Visit the site: www.40inchplus.com

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