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Fellatihoes Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Bandanas can be worn over tits or your head.

Bandanas can be worn over tits or your head.

The site: fellatihoes.com

The price:$24.95 per month

The verdict: I’m not a huge BJ site fan, simply because I’d rather see HER get off than HIM…but as far as BJ sites go, this one is pretty good. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.fellatihoes.com

It’s been a coon’s age since I had a really fantastic blowjob. The bitch I currently own is a good lay, but she couldn’t suck a cock to save her life. And I might prove that theory soon, if shit doesn’t start getting better in the face fucking department.

Maybe I should have her watch Fellatihoes.com for a week or two. Or shit — maybe for a whole month. It’s only $25, and if she could learn half of what these little tarts at Fellatihoes know, it’d be the best $25 I ever spent. Not to mention, I would also get an additional 10 sites for FREE when I join (not all BJ sites, but most of them are really, really good sites).

The chicks on Fellatihoes are your average, better-than-average gals. In other words, they are hotter than the skag you hammered last weekend, but they are still chick-next-door types. They don’t have the standard “porn star” look that some of us have grown very tired of.

It’s also a POV site, which to me always steps up the quality a bit. I have no interest in seeing some dudes face while he’s getting his knob shined — or at any other time for that matter. I want to see HER face as she works the meat and takes a load to the brow.

I’m not a huge BJ site fan, simply because I’d rather see HER get off than HIM…but as far as BJ sites go, this one is pretty good.

7 out of 10

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Fantastic Cum Shots Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Ho ho ho!

The site: fantasticcumshots.com

The price:$0.97 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: There’s nothing particularly bad about Fantastic Cum Shots, but nothing that hooks me either. I like it – but it’s just like 10,000 others I’ve seen. They need a hook of some sort. 6 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10)

To join, click here:www.fantasticcumshots.com

Have you ever “called”your cum shot? One time I was about to let out a boner-belch and I pulled out of the prostitute I was hammering and yelled, “Right eye…left ear!” I fucking stuck the landing in both spots. 100% accuracy, and I never settle for less.

Fantastic Cum Shots is basically a BJ site where the chicks take some hefty loads to the mug. Not Peter North-like loads, but impressive nonetheless.

The talent level of these chicks is also impressive. The ones I looked at were foreign – most likely Eastern European (those chicks LOVE the cock). They were all very hot, and each and every one of them could win a gold medal at sucking uncircumcised cock.

My favorite boner chugger at Fantastic Cum Shots was Sara Twain, a small-titttied brunette. She was hot as fuck, and I also liked the way they gave her a guy with an average (at best) cock to slurp on. No hog for this feller, which is nice to see once in a while. Maybe I have a chance with this tramp?

$1 will get you 3 days, $20 will get you a month (if you commit to 3 months). You also get a ton of freebies when you join, including several free pro sites. Not a bad deal at all.

There’s nothing particularly bad about Fantastic Cum Shots, but nothing that hooks me either. I like it- but it’s just like 10,000 others I’ve seen. They need a hook of some sort.

6 out of 10

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Throat Crammers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3

The site: throatcrammers.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: We really liked this gagger site. These sites can be hit or miss, and they are also a very small niche in the vast world of internet porn. We are liking them more and more, and sites like this one are the reason why! 8 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)

To join, click here:www.throatcrammers.com

Ever seen a gagging site? You are about to…and it may change you forever. This trend is sweeping the online porn business, and we are not sure if it is a craze of if it is here to stay, but we are pretty sure it ain’t going anywhere for a long time. It is sexy, entertaining, harsh and dominating. It is also degrading in a sense. It takes a special type of fetish to dig this, but if you do, then there are some really good sites out there for it!
First of all the fee — this site is a reasonable $29.92 per month. You can also join for three days if you have a spare dollar to you name. A monthly membership, however, will also get you access to EIGHT additional sites that are great sites. Really good amateur type material on ALL of the sites, nice chicks who mostly get really into their fucking. That is one thing we have really noticed about this little network — they can find the girls that really get into their shit!

A couple of those girls are prominently featured on the front page of their site. Amaelia and Milli. Two chicks who at first look are hot, but when you see them in action the word “hot” does not quite do them justice. Maybe “painfully hot” would work — possibly “dirty-sexy” as well. Either way, these girls entertained us like we have not been entertained in a while. Even when they are not getting violently gagged by a cock, these girls are even sticking their OWN fingers down their throats to gag. Why? No idea, but that means they are really into it if you ask us. They fuck guys and each other in this scene. One of the most INTENSE scenes that we have seen in recent memory.

And all of the videos are just like that. All are original material. All feature at least one cute chick — many of them TWO smoking hot chicks. This site is additional proof that there are literally MILLIONS of sluts out there, so if you do not yet have one you have no excuse. They are out there, kid…trust us!

We really liked this gagger site. These sites can be hit or miss, and they are also a very small niche in the vast world of internet porn. We are liking them more and more, and sites like this one are the reason why! 8 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.THROATCRAMMERS.COM

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Whore Gaggers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Not all chicks with tattoos are whores.

Not all chicks with tattoos are whores.

The site: whoregaggers.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month
The verdict: Whore Gaggers is definitely a niche, but one that is gaining popularity rapidly. Jump on the bandwagon while this shit is still cheap!
Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ (8/10)


Like any good father, it’d be horrific to find out your daughter was getting fucked on the internet. But let’s just assume you could get over that part — let’s assume that she was on a classy, love making site called CaressingAndCuddling.com or SoftIntimateLoveMaking.com. It’d be tough, but you could handle it, right? Now…what if she showed up on today’s site — Whore Gaggers? Jesus Christ…some Dad out there is sick to his stomach right now. Hey Pops — on the bright side your daughter is the BEST at taking a dick so far down her throat that she fucking pukes on a stranger’s cock! Daddy’s little princess, indeed!

I don’t know the actual statistics, but in my estimation these gagging sites are popping up faster than any other fetish sites on the net. If you haven;t seen them, I think they’re great, but you have to have a domination/degradation fetish, as well as an extreme oral fetish. Basically, it’s violent, forceful blow jobs with lots of gagging, a little vomit here and there, and lots of bitches doing what they’re told. You know, sort of like what I picture Heaven to be like!

You should know up front that this type of porn demands fewer “barbie” types and more *real* girls that, while still hot, are not 100% perfect. Some have tattoos, some are on the chubby side, some are just like the chick you see working the window at the convenience store — all are chicks that you;d fuck, to be sure — they just don;t look like super stars.

Take Katrina Kraven for example — she was a gagger on this site. She had a bunch of tattoos (which I coincidentally love) and a nice, tight little body. She was dirty as fuck, but the guy swinging the sword was a little dirtier, shoving his plunger down her throat until she cried. If you’ve never seen a girl suck a cock with authority, all while the mascara runs down her face in rivers of tears — see it this instant. Gave me a hard on that could cut diamonds.

The other thing that gave me a hard on was the fact that I was able to join this little slice of Satan for $1.00 — and if I renew I only have to pay $24.95 per month. That not only includes these wretched, white trash whores, but also many, many other fetish and niche sites – -for free. The girls on all of the sites are “real” girls, and all of the sites are very high quality. We really like this network.

Definitely a niche, but one that is gaining popularity rapidly. Jump on the bandwagon while this shit’s still cheap!… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.whoregaggers.com

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We Love Bjs Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

That's a boobjob blowjob

"Wait a minute...that's not a dick!"

The site: welovebjs.com.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month
The verdict: Like all mega sites, this one lacks personality once you get inside, which is what they try to make up for on the front page. This one stands apart because they actually tried to get you to like it, rather than just throwing whatever they can up there and sitting back to earn the money. Kudos to them for that anyway…we give them points for effort!.
Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)
To join, click here:www.welovebjs.com.com

Have you ever known anyone (any man that is) who has NOT loved BJs? I challenge you to show me ANY guy, gay, straight or otherwise, who does not live a BJ. You can’t do it, can you? Thought so… Well, neither could the makers of this site, and they found several men AND several women who at least appeared to love BJs, giving and getting them. They threw us a curveball at first. The front page of their site seems to suggest that they are offering original girls with original content, as they name several girls and describe their performance. Although the girls and their movies can actually be found inside, it is not what we thought. This is, in fact, a super site with lots and lots of videos and pictures. We are not saying that they are tricking us. In fact, we liked the different look…it actually made us more interested in the site. But we here on the lap of the Devil like to give full disclosure, so you should know what the site is all about.

A full access membership will run you just under $35 per month. That is not a bad price, although it seems somewhat higher than normal. The reason it is fair is that they offer hundreds of videos for download (that means you can keep them forever). They also offer thousands and thousands of pictures of girls with big, slimy cocks in their mouths. Print them off, put them in your locker or whatever you do with them these days! Use them, dammit!

Now, what type of BJs will you see here? All types…from soft and sensual to throat gaggers and even a vomit or two! We especially liked Jay (girl not a guy). This petite redhead takes one of the biggest white-boy dongs that we have ever seen, and she takes it well. All the way to the base, people. This was not strictly a BJ video, as she also got fucked, but I guess we can’t complain about that, now can we. As long as she takes a load in the face, which she obediently does. This gal put the JAY right back into BJ!!

Like all mega sites, this one lacks personality once you get inside, which is what they try to make up for on the front page. This one stands apart because they actually tried to get you to like it, rather than just throwing whatever they can up there and sitting back to earn the money. Kudos to them for that anyway…we give them points for effort!

Visit the site: www.welovebjs.com.com

7 out of 10

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

10 out of 10

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Amateur Allure Review

by The Devil (admin)

AmateurAllure

Got cum?

The site: amateurallure.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: Amateur Allure has a very, very loyal audience — many of its members remain members for months, even years — so they’ve got to be doing something right.

Rating: ★★★★★★★★½☆ (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.amateurallure.com

Here’s what I can say about Amateur Allure that I really can’t say about many other porn sites that I can think of: The chicks here don’t look like they belong in porn. They really don’t. They look like they should be in bagging groceries or sitting in a shopping-mall Starbucks with friends and giggling about something stupid, or in church. That is until they are on their knees begging for that throbbing cock to glaze their face for them.

Anywho — many of the chicks at Amateur Allure are very exotic-looking beauties — and I don’t mean “exotic” to mean “not white,” either, because most of the chicks here are indeed Caucasians.  Amateur Allure is a POV site, which, for the uninitiated, means “point of view” — in other words, the guy who’s getting his dick sucked is the guy holding the camera. It’s the porn equivalent of a first-person-shooter (pun intended) video game. I don’t mind POV porn at all, but nor does it feel more “real” to me just because my eye is where this fella’s eye was when he was getting the actual blowjob. That’s all personal preference, so hey, I’m just telling you how it is.

You wouldn’t know it by the name of the site, but Amateur Allure is actually an oral-fetish site: “Where nice ladies come to swallow cum,” to be specific. And while most of these hotties do also get fucked as well, that’s clearly not the focus; most of the action focuses on the “nice gal” blowing our cameraman, with the occasionally eye-watering choke-fuck thrown in for good measures. One thing Amateur Allure always does is have the model unzip the man’s pants and suck his cock through the zipper hole, rather than undoing his pants completely. That must be in the Amateur Allure employee manual. Why in the world they came up with this signature move is beyond me. But, hey…what do I care, huh? As long as her mouth is cockfull, then I don’t care if the cock is coming out of a can of peanuts.

The other constant at Amateur Allure is that everyone takes the cumshot on the face or in the mouth, and in the latter cases, everyone opens wide to show it to the home audience before washing it down. Not my thing in particular — I prefer to see the freshly expelled semen go away as quickly as it emerged — but I’m kind of a pussy that way, so you be the judge. Oh — and by everyone I don’t mean “everyone” — only those of the female persuasion. Very important that I clear that up for you.

Probably the coolest thing about Amateur Allure right now is “Grace,” a featured split-tail who was a real-life basketball rally screamer gal for Arizona State just a couple of years back. She’s been the topic of many forwarded emails between friends over that time — the emails contain a few shots of her with her spirit squad at a basketball game, then wearing the same ASU outfit later while she’s getting her holes filled with about 30 combined inches of cock. Anyway, if you join Amateur Allure, look for “Grace.” That’s the one you’ve heard so much about. You can’t miss her, she’s the hottest freak on the site.

Amateur Allure has a very, very loyal audience — many of its members remain members for months, even years — so they’ve got to be doing something right. And since I am one of those members, I can assure you they are doing MANY things right. If you’re into watching very pretty college aged ladies give extreme blowjobs, then you’ll be all set with Amateur Allure. …9 out of 10

To join, click here:www.amateurallure.com

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

video box
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
Rating: ★★★★★★★★★★ (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com
Let’s just get this out of the way right off the bat…THIS SITE IS A PERFECT 10!! Read on…

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

VideoBox is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

VideoBox does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

Rating: ★★★★★★★★★☆ (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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Asian Fuck Faces Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The face hole to fucked?  Nostril

The face hole to fucked? Nostril

The site: asianfuckfaces.com

The price:$2.99 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Excellent name, even more excellent content. Me love it long time. 7 out of 10.

Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ (7/10)

To join, click here:www.asianfuckfaces.com

Fucking Asians are ALWAYS thinking about sex, man. I love it. Evidence? The name of the currency in Vietnam is the “dong.” How fucking rock solid is that? Damn — if it weren’t for that whole spat that we had back in the late 60s, I’d go over there to visit, just so I could say things like, “How many dongs is that bible?” and, “Brother, can you spare a dong?” and even, “Excuse me, sir…I’d like to give your daughter some dongs.”A it is, I will stick close to home, cock in hand, and check out Asian Fuckfaces. It’s not all Vietnamese (hell, I don’t even know if there are ANY of ‘em here), and you can’t pay in dongs, but it’s all I got, man. Plus, I won’t get ganked by Charlie when I step on a booby trap deep in “the shit.”.

Before I even get into the fact that there are hot chicks and SHIT loads of content, let me tell you the price. $2.99 for a three day trial if you join through PLD here. Fucking cheap, huh? God damn right it is.

So now, what do you think you get for that much? I’d guess a dozen videos of white chicks pretending to talk like Asian chicks. And a couple of black chicks trying to pass as well. Well, if you think like me, then you’re a sick fucker. Oh…and you’re wrong about this site too. Not only “wrong”, but WAY wrong. This site has hundreds of videos, thousands of pictures, lots of “gigs” and shit like that – -all of Asian bitches. And if you get tired of the Far East, visit one of the other 100 plus sites that your membership gives you access to (that’s the monthly membership, which only runs $24.95 per month).

Where do I go from there? You’re killin’ me here! Oh — did I mention they’re all HOT Asian gals? Okay — now we’ve got hot Asians for cheap and tons of them. If you don’t get the significance of it now, then you’re hopeless.

Excellent name, even more excellent content. Me love it long time.

Visit the site: www.asianfuckfaces.com

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