I'd say that's right up there on top!
The site: topshelfpussy.com
The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month
The verdict: Of all of the pictures and videos that we viewed, we found very few that were not top shelf, and even then they were still second tier. 8.5 out of 10.
With all of the choices of internet porn these days, no site stands a chance if they do not offer top shelf pussy. This site not only offers it, it is named after it. And as we found out, it is aptly named.
That being said, it is not a true amateur site. The “models” are obviously pros who have been there and done that. This does not take away from the fucking unless you are looking for true amateur porn. Although they try to make it look as amateur as possible, it still becomes apparent that these girls have been on film before, especially as a two girl scene turns to dildo sucking (which we do not condone under any circumstances).
The site promises thousands of hot teen girls, and they appear to deliver (although we did not actually count). They also offer 24/7 live feed chat, although it is not clear whether you get to chat with the girls that you see geeting fucked or other girls altogether (which really does not matter as long as all of them are top shelf). Of all of the pictures and videos that we viewed, we found very few that were not top shelf, and even then they were still second tier. … 8.5 out of 10
Grrrr!
The site: topnotchbitches.com
The price: $29.95 month
The verdict: We cannot stress the greatness of this site enough. THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER, and made by the hottest girl of all of the hot girls (does that even make sense?). One of a kind site! 10 out of 10.
How do you represent hyperventilation in print? We wish we knew, because that is exactly what we started doing when we got to this site. Best chicks we have ever seen!
With a name like that you have some big shoes to fill! It is awfully ballsy to call your site Top Notch Bitches, simply because you open yourself up for some major criticism…that is unless you hire Gina Lynn– THE Top Notch Bitch — to oversee the site and either star in or shoot every single video herself. That is what these guys did. And they pulled it off!
Did they ever. There are some of the finest girls that we have ever seen getting fucked on this site. Some of them we have seen elsewhere(the girls, not the videos) and some are new to us. We loved every last one of them. Especially Lanny Barbie, who you have heard us talk about before. This was her finest movie that we have seen to date. And we also saw Penny Flame (a favorite of ours) and Belladonna too! This place has it all.
This site has one of the most famous videos of all on it, at least as far as mainstream media goes. Ever hear of Courtney Simpson? You probably have and just don’t realize it. She is the smoking hot co-ed college basketball cheerleader from a certain Arizona university (whose mascot is also a type of devil, much like ours) that started a bunch of controversy by getting into the porn business after college and wearing her actual cheerleading uniform while getting fucked by two guys in a porn video. Now you remember her, right? Well…THIS is the video! Yep! Due to lawsuits and shit like that they have altered the front of the uniform, but this is the actual video that started all of the controversy! And it is a fucking steamer too! Courtney Simpson is drop dead gorgeous.
If all of these hot bitches are not enough, take this — they are also a member of the Meat Members network, which means you membership fee of$29.95 gets you access to about 40 other sites too, all of which have fucking scorchers and all of which have the best quality of video around. That is over a MILLION MEGABYTES of material…ALL ORIGINAL and ALL HOT! We love the network…and this was our favorite site on the entire network.
We cannot stress the greatness of this site enough. THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER, and made by the hottest girl of all of the hot girls (does that even make sense?). One of a kind site!
… 10 out of 10
I hear she one ups, going ass then mouth then ass again
The site: assthenmouth.com
The price:$4.95 trial, $29.96/month (recurring)
The verdict: This move never gets old. A timeless maneuver should be rewarded as such. 8.5 out of 10.
Word to the wise — if you ever find your self in a group of porn stars, and one of them mentions going to the ATM, do NOT volunteer unless you are ready to take a cock in your ass and then put in directly into your mouth. Just a little tip from your Uncle Dirty! Ass Then Mouth is a site featuring one of our favorite maneuvers, the old pull-it-out-of-the-butt-and-stick-it-in-the-mouth trick. It is a classic move that has become so popular that sites like this one make their entire way on that move alone. Some think it is gross, but we fully support this move and any others similar to it! That is our position!
The video quality and site layout are great. No complaints at all in that department. Of course, we always love a site with all-original videos. The girls on the site are hit or miss. None are ugly, but some are a little on the trampy side for our taste. That being said, there are LOTS of girls, and most of them are very nice looking, The other great thing is that there are black girls, white girls, Asian girls and Latina girls. They have them all taking the third input!
One girl that caught our eye was Honey Bunny, her real name were are sure. Honey is a little Asian doll, with a very pretty face and a nice little cunt (with the topside soul patch). She acts as if taking a cock in the ass is as second nature as breathing. She loves it, despite her tiny frame and the enormous size of the dong we saw her take on. She was also apparently hungry during the shoot, as she gleefully lapped up every bit of the cum that was shot onto her face — after it came out of her ass!
The membership fee is $4.95 for a three day trial and$29.96 for a month. To us that is a great deal. A lot of very nicely done, all-original videos featuring girls getting ass fucked hard and then taking it into their mouth for the cum shot. See, when we put it to you like that it sounds incredible, right? Well, here is something that sounded even more incredible to us — when you pay that $30 per month, you also get access to SEVENTY additional sites! One of the best deals on the internet when you think about it, as ALL of these sites are all-original movies and all are very well done.
This move never gets old. A timeless maneuver should be rewarded as such.
The site: atmperverts.comThe price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month
The verdict: A great amateur-type site with hot chicks and some of the nastiest sluts around. The original videos keep us coming back frequently! 8.5 out of 10.
Time for another withdraw from the ATM!! A refresher for those of you who have forgotten…ATM stands for Ass To Mouth — as in we put our dick in your ass, take it out and immediately put it into your mouth. If there happens to be remnants on our cock from you ass, so be it. You just ate your own ass remnants. You disgusting slut! There is a rapidly growing fandom for this type of site. ATM is, in our estimation, one of the fastest growing fetishes in internet porn. We have no true statistics to back that up, but we sure look at a LOT of porn everyday and that is what we are seeing! We are glad, too…it isa sexy practice, in the dirtiest of ways! This site has all-original ATM videos and we think they do a DAMN fine job here!
The girls are all like amateurs or greenhorns, which makes them all that much more eager to please. And they are pretty sexy as a whole, too! Of course, the benefit to ATM sites is the hard and fast ass fucking that takes place before the cock sucking. You get a good anal scene every time, guaranteed!
Kendhal is our favorite shit-monster on this site. She is a very pretty girl, but looks like a waitress at your local bar or someone like that. She has tiny tits, but her face, ass and mouth make up for that! She is also a raunchy slut, as she not only takes it up the ass, she takes it DEEP into the ass, and then pops that cock out and sucks it clean. Better watch what you eat, Kendhal!!!!
Now that you are interested in joining, we can tell you that it will not set you back all that much. For a thirty day deal you are going to pa y$29.92, and that will also get you access to EIGHT additional websites within this network. The other sites have all-original videos as well, and they are all jsut about as well done as this one, which we really liked. A very nice deal for amateur-type porn!
A great amateur-type site with hot chicks and some of the nastiest sluts around. The original videos keep us coming back frequently!
Look Ma -- no hands!
The site: throatgaggers.com
The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial
The verdict: I put a site like this a little above the others, because they have ultra hot chicks. I’d much rather see a hot, my-shit-doesn’t-stink type slut get her fucking throat filled with cock until tears run down her face and vomit gurgles in her throat, than some skank who looks like shit. 9 out of 10.
I can’t brush my teeth without puking – -my gag reflex is that weak. Luckily for me, I don’t suck cocks for a living (just a hobby). These whores do it for a living, and do it well. And yet they STILL get their shit all choked up, watery eyes and dry heaves galore in this one. Another extreme BJ site and another masterpiece from the Red Light District group. Get ready to watch bitches nearly die from as-dicks-iation (rim shot).First things first — exceptionally good talent. No surprise, as the Red Light District gang ALWAYS brings the heat in its movies and on all of its websites (all of which are yours when you join this one, by the way). Sites like this are not about the fucking necessarily. They are about female domination, degradation and cocks causing women to turn blue and nearly pass out. Don’t get me wrong, the sex is fantastic and the chicks are hot. But the real focus is on making these dirty sluts get what they deserve.
One of the hottest chicks on the site is Tiffany Rayne. She’s starred in several of the Red Light District videos in the past, and how we have the absolute pleasure of seeing her get plugged in a more non-traditional setting. The gagging is great on this one — she fucking cries it hurts so bad — but she never wanes and keeps begging for more. Good God…imagine how her father feels when he’s jerking off to this…
And he can do it on the cheap, which surely makes him feel better – -$4.95 for a 3 day trial. I always push these 3 day trials because they just make sense — they are cheap enough that you can join them and hate them (although you won’t) and it won’t set you back anything. You can also grab a LOT of material for your jerking pleasure in that 72 hours…and I did just that.
We’ve seen several of these gagging sites crop up over the past year or so — it’s a hot commodity these days. Some are great, like this one, others just drag alley cats into a living room and choke the shit out of her. I dig both types, to be honest. But I put a site like this a little above the others, because they have ultra hot chicks. I’d much rather see a hot, my-shit-doesn’t-stink type slut get her fucking throat filled with cock until tears run down her face and vomit gurgles in her throat, than some skank who looks like shit.
… 9 out of 10
Oh, the horrors that await her vagina.
The site: TheTrainingOfO.com
The price:$24.91/Month
The verdict: The level of degradation and the degree of BDSM is that which can only=be brought by Kink.com. The site itself is more of a cinematic masterpiece than a skin site. It is very, very well done. It is nasty and beautiful. It is art. 10 out of 10.
Disturbing. Unsettling. Nightmarish. Ghastly. Dark. Violent.Erotic. Sexy. Exciting. Sensual. Seductive. Rousing.
How can both sets of these words be describing the exact same web site, The Training of O? How the fuck do I now? What — am I some sort of fucking wordsmith or something? Just trust me on this one — they do. The Training of O is like NOTHING you have ever seen before. It’s more than a porn site. It’s a production. A major production. It’s a brand spanking new site that promises to be one of a kind.
But don’t think that because it’s new that the makers of the site are new at this and may not know what they’re doing. On the contrary, The Training of O comes to us from the fellers at Kink.com — the leading sites for BDSM for ten years. You know Fucking Machines? That was them. Remember Hogtied? That is theirs also. Seen Whipped Ass? They are responsible. Like I said — industry leaders. That is why we are so high on this one early on.
Here’s the gig about The Training of O — they take bottomed-out skanks to some abandoned school/warehouse/some-sort-of-fucking-big-building and lock them away for several days. All the while, the girls are degraded, abused, made =to scrub toilets, whipped, fucked — BOY are they FUCKED! Hard and violently. At the end of their “training period”, they are released, presumably as new and improved women.
Although I realize that description of The Training of O does little justice and leaves many questions — you really have to see this one for yourself. No one can do it justice with words. If you have ANY inkling at all that you may be into some really hardcore shit, then you will love, love, love The Training of O. They have a very nice trailer set up too — so check that out to help you decide. And WHEN you decide to join The Training of O, the price won’t gouge you either — it’s under $25 per month. I know they HAD to pour a shitload of money into producing this thing — so that is a great deal.
The Training of O has the level of degradation and the degree of BDSM is that which can only be brought by Kink.com. The Training of O is more of a cinematic masterpiece than a skin site. It is very, very well done. It is nasty and beautiful. It is art.
UPDATE! The producers of TheTrainingOfO.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com
… 10 out of 10
CHOKE HER!!!
The site: thehoeswechoked.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month
The verdict: A little extreme, but nothing too crazy. A good gagging site with hot, nasty skeezers. 8 out of 10.
At first I was really, really excited — I thought we’d found a site where guys would choke bitches out while they fucked them — a choke fucking site if you will. While it’s not that, it’s the next best thing.
This is a borderline extreme hardcore site — a gagging site. In case you’re not privy, that’s a site where the guys use their monster dongs to gag bitches — they stick them so far down their throats that these cunts damn near puke — and sometimes they actually DO puke. Then they fuck the shit out of them. Well, not literally…but damn near. It’s definitely a nice site that will do nothing for some of you, and wonders for the rest of you.
These broads are some of the most destitute in the porn biz in my opinion — to be totally degraded and gagged with a cock to the point of puking means you really need some cabbage. Amazingly, these dames are actually pretty damned attractive for having so little money that they have to resort to purging with a big cock. That’s one thing that this site, and the network it’s a part of, can always be proud of — they get some nice looking chicks to do some degrading shit.
Mindy, for example, is a very attractive chick with long, straight black hair and a killer body. She’s pretty skinny, but not crackhead skinny. She has a nice set of titties, very long legs (which stay in black thigh-high stockings by the way, and a nasty attitude. I actually think she likes this shit! She gets fucked five ways from sideways and takes the dong like a champ!
And the best part is that you can get this site, IF you join through PLD at one of the links on this page for…are you ready?…one dollar. You get three days for $1.00. Shit, you can’t even get 3 postage stamps for a dollar these days — and this is THREE WHOLE DAYS for a buck! 72 hours of bitches literally gagging on lengthy cocks. Oh – -and if you continue on with your membership, you’ll also get access to a shit ton of additional sites. Damn good deal.
A little extreme, but nothing too crazy. A good gagging site with hot, nasty skeezers.
Visit the site: www.thehoeswechoked.com
Look out ladies -- here comes the meat!
The site: bjsandwich.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.94 a month
The verdict: Really nice BJ site and a great network to supplement it. 8.5 out of 10.
Under normal circumstances, a BJ sandwich would be rather inedible. I assume that cocks are fleshy and hard to chew. Lips and tongue are tough and gristly – like octopus or rubber. And I would think that the cum would make it a bit salty for my taste. I don’t know…maybe with an artisan bread and an aged cheese it might be decent.
That being said, the kind of BJ Sandwich that they’re serving here at this porn deli look pretty enjoyable – if you’re the meat in the sandwich and not the consumer (at least for my personal tastes). Each scene features TWO better-than-average looking gutter sluts sucking on one lucky prick’s meat whistle. Lucky because a) the dude has 2 hot chick licking on his wiener and b) his dick is the size of a roll of paper towels.
The great thing about getting two chicks sucking your schlong, besides the obvious – which is that you have two chicks sucking on your schlong – is that it’s scientifically proven that when two hot chicks get their faces that close together, they are compelled by nature to make out. Proven fact. Plus, when they make out with a cock betwixed them, they usually end up finger banging each other. It’s a thing of beauty to be sure.
I was a little surprised – I have seen 2 girls, one guy, BJ sites in the past, and for some reason they can rarely get 2 really hot girls in the same scene at the same time. Maybe it’s a cunty female insecurity thing. But this site somehow managed to get 2 hotties in most of the scenes. My personal favorite? The one featuring Ashley & Angel, two blonde cum dumpsters that put together would not be as old as I am. I would give exactly $1,000 to get my cock in this sandwich, and that’s probably twice what these guys paid. See you stupid cunts? Should’ve shopped around!
Good thing for m, I can save $999 by grabbing a $1 trial that is offered for this site right now. And I can get 50 sites for the price of 1 with a normal monthly membership (which is still less than $25 per month).
Really nice BJ site and a great network to supplement it.
… 8.5 out of 10
Visit the site: www.bjsandwich.com
