Blowjobs

Male nipples are dead. Move on to the cock.

The site: blowjobgals.com

The price:$1.00 trial/ $29.92 month

The verdict: A decent BJ site in a spectacular network. We know you’d take a BJ from anyone, so why not these gals?? 7 out of 10.

This may be a tired joke, but we really want to know the answer –why do they call it a “blow job?” Seriously — did they used to blow in the old days? Like, back when the Greeks and shit invented this, did some gal (or guy) actually blow into the cock like a clarinet? We really want to know! Tell us — anyone!!!!!!

While we are waiting for the answer, let’s talk about Blow Job Gals. This is another mega-site, but not nearly as “mega” as some that we have seen. They claim that there are 50,000 pictures that are available of BJs, which is a LOT, but hundreds of thousands less than some other sites that we have been to. Not that it matters — you couldn’t get through 50,000 or 500,000 so it really doesn’t make a difference. There are a lot of videos as well — all seem to be high quality and high resolution.

The girls themselves are basically pros, so that is what you can expect. In addition to the taped cock suckers, they claim to have live, 24/7cocksucking to view on their webcam girls connections. That is a great deal also, and if you have never used them fancy cam areas, you should start. They are a good way to get your cum on!

Let’s just say that we have been to a “massage parlor” before, and theoretically they charge MORE for ONE hand job than you pay per month to get thousands and thousands of blow jobs. That is correct, you pay $29.92 per month for access to this site and, get this, over SIXTY additional sites! That is quite a bundle of “extras”, huh? It is actually as if this particular site, blow job gals, is the extra and the rest is the whole deal! What a package!

A decent BJ site in a spectacular network. We know you’d take a BJ from anyone, so why not these gals??

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.blowjobgals.com

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"Wanna get high on some dick?"

The site: blowjobjunkie.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Cock-gobbling and knob-slobbering at its finest. 8 out of 10.

I recently had a debate with a fellow PLD reviewer over whether it is better to get a fantastic, toe-curling blow job or to have great conventional sex. Obviously, either would do in a pinch. My argument was that a blow job is merely a precursor to a good fucking, so it would be like a job left unfinished to just get a blow job. It takes a man to admit when he is wrong, and after reviewing Blow Job Junkie I stand corrected. This site shows what a woman can do when she has perfected the art of giving head. Hopefully all women do not figure this out, because they will surely take over the world if they do.

First, if you are going to go to this site, make sure that you get the web address right. We first went to Blow Job Junkies (with an “s” at the end). We were glad we did, because we found a site that lays out some of the best head-job sites on the net, rates them and points out their pros and cons. Hmm…sounds familiar. Even though this review is about another site, we would also urge you to go to the one with the “s” as well, they have a good thing going on there.

Back to the lecture at hand. Blow Job Junkie features the world’s best cock-gobblers working their trade like nobody’s business. They have hundreds of hours of video, all seperated for your viewing convenience. In other words, you can easily find a favorite scene at the drop of a hat. For exapmle, if you log in and go to the right side of the video page, you will see the Top Rated Facial/Cumshots/Oral Scenes. Our reccommendation is that you immediately click on any of the Throat Gaggers series. It is different, with all of the girls getting gagged to the point of near puking, but it is great. Throat Gaggers #4 was featured on this day, with Crystal Ray taking a monster dong to the face. She gags so hard that tears stream from her eyes. Oh yeah, and she even barfs a little!

For those of you who like a little less extreme blow job, the Face Fucked series should be right up your alley. Face Fucked #4 features a very sexy Barrett Moore, whose meat curtains hang down as she works the cock with her mouth. She is a great piece of ass and gives great head. Very sensual and very much a turn on. She pulls her shirt up so that her perfect tits are exposed, and leaves her skirt on, although wearing no panties, which we like even better than completely nude. She also works her hand like she is shucking an ear of corn. In the end, she doesn’t miss a beat (no pun intended) as she takes a load in the mouth.

If you are at all like I was, you may selll the blow job only concept a little short. Do not make that mistake. I was a skeptic and now I am a believer. This site was very entertaing, had a lot of great content and got me off on more than one occasion.

Cock-gobbling and knob-slobbering at its finest. …

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.blowjobjunkie.com

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Theyyyyy're GREAT!

The site: blowjobsaregreat.com

The price:$2.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Really nice BJ site that is part of one of the largest and greatest networks out there. Well, well worth your $3 for the 3 day trial! 9 out of 10.

OK — serious question for the ladies out there — how and when do you learn to suck dick? I have been wondering this for some time. I asked your  mom, but every time she hears “suck dick” she immediately drops to her knees and fellates the nearest phallus-shaped object, so all I heard was garbled grunts. So…do you practice on a banana? Do you just go full bore on the first boy that you get a chance, gnawing on his cock like a termite in a Redwood? Is there some class that I don’t know about? WHO TEACHES YOU TO SUCK COCK?!?!?!

Well, whatever the answer — these sluts on Blowjobs Are Great (most obvious name ever, BTW) were vale-DICK-torians of their class (HA — I kill me!!). Seriously, though — I have had some bad blowjobs in my time. One chick — and this is no shit — had false teeth, but they were the kind that were fused in and she could not remove. It felt like I stuck my dick into the inner workings of a grandfather clock. Oof! Anyway, these gals here are the polar opposite of that slut (I wish I could remember that cunt’s name — I’d out her shitty-blow-job-ass right here on the internet!). These ladies are masters of their craft.

I like to watch people fuck, but what I like even more is to watch a chick give head when she is really, really into it. That shit is dirty (especially if she knew where my cock had been about 10 minutes before it was in her mouth). These chicks on this site are just like that — they eat cock like they are poisoned and cock is the antidote. And they swallow or take it in the face, each and every time. You perfect fucking bitches, you!

The models on this site are all young and gorgeous — and that goes for the SEVENTY (70) additional Pimp Roll sites you get when you join this knob slob. That is over 150 gigabytes of porn! If you have ANY idea what the fuck 150 gigabytes is, you need to get a nut off, you fucking nerd. But I read that that number equals about 450 hours of porn! And you can get 72 of those hours for a grand total of $2.99. Holy cock chuggers, Batman!

Really nice BJ site that is part of one of the largest and greatest networks out there. Well, well worth your $3 for the 3 day trial!

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.blowjobsaregreat.com

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Well? What are you waiting for?

The site: suckityouwhore.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: If you like to see them suck dicks and get their face spermed on, you won’t find a better deal than $1.00 — especially with the talent level these fellers have. Outstanding stuff. 9 out of 10.

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"Hi, I'm Rick. Nice to meet you."

The site: blowjobsbabes.com

The price:$1.95 trial/ $39.95 month

The verdict: Really good if you want tons and tons of pros giving head. We see nothing wrong with that! 8 out of 10.

Which of the following does not fit: Wife, meat, eggs and a blow job? The blow job. You can beat your wife, you can beat your meat and you can beat an egg…but NOTHING beats a blow job!

Blow Jobs Babes is a “fetish” site dedicated to blowies. Whether it is a fetish or not, is debatable, but one thing is not — it is entertaining and sexy. There is a HUGE market for BJ videos in this world, and this site has a huge collection of them. They are not original to this site, but they are good. They are not amateurs, but they are good. Get the message? BLOW JOBS ARE GOOD!

The best thing about a BJ videos has to be the chick. In other words, if the chick does not have a hot face, then it is ruined. She could have shit for a body, really, since you do not see a whole hell of a lot of the rest of her body. But she ahs to have a nice face and, preferably, a gorgeous set of lips. We did the footwork for you –these chicks ALL have it! You will not be disappointed when it come to that!

The membership fee is only $1.95 to join! That’s right, less than$2.00. That will get you three days of non-stop dick sucking (not your own, but maybe somehow it will help you get to that point). If you like what you see then you can join for a full month for $39.95. If you don’t like what you see, meaning beautiful ladies sucking on cocks, then you need to visit our gay site section. There are some great sites there too, with the kind of BJs that you are more partial to!

The great thing about joining this site — in addition to the thousands of videos and pictures of cock chugging — is that when you join you get access to over SIXTY other sites as well. As long as we have been doing this, we cannot remember a better deal as far as column goes. This will give you more videos and more pictures than you could probably EVER look at, considering the fact that they update all the fucking time!

Really good if you want tons and tons of pros giving head. We see nothing wrong with that!

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.blowjobsbabes.com

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