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Cumville Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Cumville Sample Photo

Community potluck dinners are always a good time in Cumville.

The site: cumville.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $38.76 month

The verdict: Although we are not members of the Cumville Chamber of Commerce, we are members of Cumville and we welcome you to this community with open arms! 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here: www.cumville.com

We have an axe to grind, so please bear with us here. We just checked out the Official Guide to America’s Best Places to Live for this year and there was not a single mention of Cumville in the entire Top 100. What the fuck is that all about? Are you trying to tell us that Cumville doesn’t even break the top 100???? It would be #1 on our list…hands down!

Now that we have that gripe out of the way, let’s talk about this little town they call Cumville. Actually to be more accurate we would have to say that Cumville is a major metropolitan area, because of the thousands of residents that we saw when we visited. Here are the numbers: 250,000 XXX pictures, hundreds of full-length movies, 24/7live sex shows, only $38.76 per month.

But what is the culture like in Cumville? We think you would fit right in. They are big on blow jobs and facials. We have your attention know-how? We imagine you would probably at least want to come to the town fair every year, if nothing else. And to top it all off, the ratio of women to men is astounding, and most of the towns women are fucking drop-dead gorgeous! Kind of like an unedited Desperate Housewives, if you know what we mean!

Obviously, this is a super site that houses tons of movies for download. The good thing about these sites is that they have such a huge cache of videos that you will absolutely find some that you love. And in our opinion, even if you join for only one month you can get some really, really good shit in that time. This one, for example, focuses on BJs, and they have special sections for super facials, that is BJs with one girl and several guys. They all splooge all over her face and she leaves it until they are all done, almost bukake-like. We know you like it, bitch!

We also like the attitude of the makers of the site. On their main page, you can hit a button that says, “Skip The Bullshit, Get Instant Access Now!” and you can click there to join. Our kind of people!

As we said, the membership fee is $38.76 per month which is admittedly a little above the average entry for an adult site these days. We paid it and were very satisfied, but to each his own. Our suggestion is that you give it a month, or even a 3 day trial period, and see if it is for you. We think you will maintain your membership and be pleased (we know we will).

Although we are not members of the Cumville Chamber of Commerce, we are members of Cumville and we welcome you to this community with open arms!

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cumville.com

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Deep Throat Frenzy Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Deep Throat Frenzy Sample Photo

Queen of the bunnies.

The site: deepthroatfrenzy.com

The price:$1.95 Trial, $29.95 first month

The verdict: No real complaints. If you are into BJ sites, this one is as decent as any. Nothing makes it standout above the rest – for better or worse. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.deepthroatfrenzy.com

Question: Would you let a wild animal suck your cock? Notice I said wild — none of this house cat, pussy shit. I am talking about a wolf, badger, mountain cat- something with fire in its belly, and lust in its heart. Me? Fuck that shit – were you REALLY considering letting a badger suck your cock? Jesus, man…you’re a hardcore motherfucker.

Any time I hear the word “frenzy”, I automatically think of sharks. If you are looking for sharks and/or shark porn – this is not it. I scoured the site for you – they aren’t here. If you are looking for hard, graphic blowjobs by hot chicks on large cocks, however, then you have definitely found some of that.

The nuts and bolts are as follows – all pro starlet chicks, all Bjs (sometimes more than one cock involved), all exclusive content and all kinds of sites to go along with it (35 or more). The network is really nice, all pro and all different kinds of sites. This particular site – it’ll fit, but I ain’t writing home about it or anything.

You know that nasty, almost mean look that super hot chicks give when they come up for air while sucking cock? You know – the one that says, “Yeah, that’s right motherfucker. I can suck your soul right through the end of this hog, so you’d better cum a fucking truckload all over my face or I will steal that fucking soul and leave your body an empty shell of bones and wasted dreams.” Well, Hope has that exact look – and it makes my wiener fill with pre-cum just thinking about it. She’s a petite brunette with an angelic frame, and although she is not all that old, it looks as if she’s had more experience sucking a cock than most. Excellent BJ scene by Hope. Oh – and this is a big red alert for all small tit lovers as well!

The only problem that I have with this site will not be a problem at all for some of you. I just can’t get my entire self into a BJ site. Deep throat and gagging sites are better than regular BJ sites, but still…I just feel cheated that there are perfectly good, moist holes all over the god damned screen and theya re not being filled with cock. Such a waste…

But if you are into Bj sites, this one is pretty decent. It is also part of a huge network, so you can even join ($1.00 trials available right now) for the OTHER sites, using the BJ site as a boner-maker, and some of the others as finishers. That’s my strategy.

No real complaints. If you are into BJ sites, this one is as decent as any. Nothing makes it standout above the rest -for better or worse.

… 6.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.deepthroatfrenzy.com

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Deep Throat Love Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Deep Throat Love Sample Photo

Get over here and love me.

The site: deepthroatlove.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: I thought this was a pretty good site with a unique twist in the cock sucking lessons. Any time I get to see some clever shit that I ain’t seen before in this biz, I’m impressed. ESPECIALLY when that something unique involves a girl teaching MY girl how to suck a better cock. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.deepthroatlove.com

Have you ever even considered the words “deep throat” and “love” being assembled in the same sentence — fuck, even the same paragraph?!? Unless, that is, you’re saying, “I LOVE this site called Deep Throat LOVE.” That, my friends, is totally acceptable.I do love this site — and the network it’s with. I’ve only been let down once by them (and even then, it was just for using fake cocks on one of their sites — but the bitches were still hot and the fucking was good). The chicks are always hot and the updates are constant.

One thing that I always notice right off the bat with sites from this network (there are 14 of them) is the clarity of the pictures and videos. It’s not HD 9at least I don’t think so, or they’d be yelling that at the top of their lungs), but it sure is fucking close. Very crisp and clear. For some sites with their troll-ass women, I’d say that’s a bad thing. But THIS site has some top-shelf pussy.

Another thing that it has that’s very unique — and actually helpful to us all — are tutorials. Yep, that’s right — these hot bitches actually talk about and SHOW the ladies out there how to suck the best dick possible. Now it’s just up to you guys to a) get a lady in your life and b) convince her to watch porn with you. They can’t do those 2 things for you, but if you can get a cool chick that’s open to watching some porn, these sluts can teach her to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch — and she can practice on YOUR cock.

And this “class” ain’t no $300 a credit hour like college — try less than $30 per MONTH! And the other 13 sites in this network are included in that price — so your bitch can learn a thing or two about some other stuff, like anal, interracial and more oral sex! Give it a trial spin for $4.95 for 72 full hours. Fuck yes!

I thought this was a pretty good site with a unique twist in the cock sucking lessons. Any time I get to see some clever shit that I ain’t seen before in this biz, I’m impressed. ESPECIALLY when that something unique involves a girl teaching MY girl how to suck a better cock.

… 8.5 out of 10 Visit the site: www.deepthroatlove.com


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Dick Sucking Sluts Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Dick Sucking Sluts Sample Photo

Peek-a-boob!

The site: dicksuckingsluts.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Tons of knob-job videos to shine your helmet to. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.dicksuckingsluts.com

We would be remiss if we didn’t immediately applaud the makers of this site for the name of the site. There it is folks, no apologies. They offer sluts who suck guys’ dicks. They are proud of it. And they should be.

The front page of the site, before you join, offers up several teaser photos of very hot ladies gagging on thick dongs. We absolutely loved the photo of the sexy brunette with the quote bubble above her head that says, “Can I suck your dick…please?” Yes…yes you can.

A member of the Pimproll gang, your membership of $24.95 per month gives you access to all of the dick sucking whors inside, as well as several other sites with divk sucking sluts, dick fucking sluts, dicks sucking dudes, ass fucking (both guys and girls), ebony, latina asian and indian ladies, chubbies, teens, blondes, anime and amateurs. In other words, you get a lot of shit for not a lot of cash.

Once inside, we found a plethora of knob shining videos. For those of you who love a good old fashioned blow job, there are several full length videos such as 100% Blowjobs, Swallow my Pride and The Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Felatio. For those of you who are a little kinkier, there is Cum Swapping Sluts (they spit cum in each others mouths) and Throat Gaggers (you can figure this one out on your own).

Our favorite little gem that we found on this site was full length videos of the American and the International Cocksucking Championships. Set in a real boxing ring, ladies square off against each other, and a line of erect penises, to see who can suck the best dick. In our opinion, it was a big tie. They can all suck a mean one. The sweet science never looked so sweet!

There are dozens of hours of above average blow job videos on Dick Sucking Sluts. Not only do they offer traditional scenes, but videos that are a little bit twisted as well. There is something here for everyone with a dick…and even for those of you ladies who like to learn a thing or two. We like the site, and we also liked the fact that we have access to lots of other sites as well. Good stuff!

Tons of knob-job videos to shine your helmet to. …

7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dicksuckingsluts.com

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Drool My Load Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

load worthy

"Who me?"

The site: droolmyload.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: Well, not a whole lot more to say about this one. Hot chicks sucking dicks and then playing with the cum. You either like it or you don’t. We did…a lot. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.droolmyload.com

The only thing better than making a chick swallow you load is making her gurgle it, and then drool it out all over her face, chin and chest! Well, at least that is what the guys who made this site apparently think. We prefer the swallow…but hell, we will take this too! As long as they suck it, who cares, right? Drool My Load is a nice site dedicated to just what it says…loads being drooled and such!

We quickly noticed that there were some very good looking and sexy chicks on this site…a lot more than usual. We really liked the talent that they compiled for this one. I guess the hotter chicks love getting their mouths filled with cum and then sloshing it around and shit?? Good for them!!

Angela is a girl that we found here that we just had to boast about on behalf of the Meat Member crew. Angela is a Brazilian piece of ass, so that means she is tanned and way too fucking hot! She also likes to play with cum in her mouth…drool it, chew on it and eat it! We thought Angela was one of the most naturally beautiful girls that we have seen in a while. That aside, she is a nasty slut who will obviously do anything for a buck! Cheers to you, Angela!

And Jessica May…you filthy seductress you! This chick is the definition of the word sexy. She does not grab the cock and go through the motions to collect her check. Nope…Jessica works it slow and sexy-like. Her shorter brunette hair, small boobs and fucking sexy eyes all combine with erh attitude to make our dicks throb. We loved Jessica May!

This site costs $29.95 per month to join, but if you do not like drooling sperm quite that much then do not worry…it is also included in on a great deal with a network called Meat Members. For that monthly fee you get ALL of their 40 plus sites, which contains over a million megabytes of downloadable material. We have checked out this group a LOT, and they always get fresh chicks who are well above average. They also offer a very wide range of tastes in their site (check them out at our review of Meat Members). A great network to join, for a low cost!

Well, not a whole lot more to say about this one. Hot chicks sucking dicks and then playing with the cum. You either like it or you don’t. We did…a lot.

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.droolmyload.com

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First Time Swallows Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

thats a cheap fucking loveseat

There's a first time for everything.

The site: firsttimeswallows.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: The fee to view these glorious deeds is as little as $4.95 (for a three day trial). You can also get a 7 day stint for $9.95 or a full month for $39.95. Go ahead and test the waters with a short run of 3 or 7days, then swim down to the deep end with the monthly membership 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.firsttimeswallows.com

Rule of thumb — any time you go to a porn site that has the words “First Time” in the title — they’re lying. No girl ever tries something for the first time in a studio with dozens of cameras and crew mulling around. Just doesn’t happen.That being said, First Time Swallows has some young looking teenyboppers sucking some dongs — so although we never believe it is the very first time they’ve swallowed love chowder, they haven’t been doing it all that long. This is a very good site if you like 18 to 23 year olds and, of course, if you like to see girls eating and drinking semen. Oh — and if you like exceptionally cute girl-next door types. They’ve got a plethora of those.

We guess the downside, if you want to call it that, is that there are not nearly as many videos as we’d like to see. There are over 50 full length videos, which is nothing to sneeze at. But we really, really got into some of these girls and burned through several videos on the very first visit. The good news “backup plan” is that this site is part of a larger network — and when you join you get an additional 30 or so adult sites — all of different themes (but most all have the same type of amateurish girls). So in reality, you get hundreds and hundreds of videos, just not all on this site and not all claiming to feature girls swallow guy goo for the first time.

Ok — we’re sure you want an example of what you’re going to be looking at here. Very well…we tried 19 year old Megan on for size, and wouldn’t you know it — she fit like a condom! Dirty, dirty blonde. Megan most certainly traces her roots back to an address that includes the word “Lot” in it, but somehow she managed to scrape up enough dough to get some fakies. We imagine that included a pole and some glitter. Any who, she found herself here on this site, maybe trying to make the last few payments on her jugs. She’s hot — no questioning that. Her body is not perfect, meaning she is like any other chick you have a chance to fuck (maybe) and does not have a 6 pack — but she is definitely hot, and you would not say otherwise. She takes a THICK cock like it was her job. Oh yeah…it is her job. Well, go see her at work, then.

The fee to view these glorious deeds is as little as $4.95 (for a three day trial). You can also get a 7 day stint for $9.95 or a full month for $39.95. Go ahead and test the waters with a short run of 3 or 7days, then swim down to the deep end with the monthly membership. Keep in mind you get over 30 sites, so it will take at least a month to go through them — and a month won’t get you very far even, unless you are unemployed and destitute, in which case — get a big tube of KY and have a great month, dude!

… 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.firsttimeswallows.com

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Gag That Granny Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

gag-that-grannyThe site: gagthatgranny.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: If you like ‘em wrinkly, this one is as good as any. 5.5 out of 10.

[rating:5.5/10] (5.5/10)

To join, click here:www.gagthatgranny.com

I fucked my buddy’s grandma once. It was a little awkward – one of those spur of the moment things. It was erotic and satisfying despite the fact that not one word was spoken. That was mainly because she was in a coma and couldn’t speak, and I was trying to be quiet so the nurses wouldn’t hear us. I kid! I kid! Actually, I was chattering the entire time.
Anyhoo…Gag That Granny is a site featuring grannies that are a little more active (and coherent) than that. And they are not the old-assed grandmas that I have seen on some sites – all wadded up like a discarded screenplay and shit. Most of these grannies are more in the range of 50 years old – and in pretty good shape for their age.

I like that this site is not a fucking caricature like many granny sites are. Lots of them have fat, toothless broads that look more like chewed bubble gum than something I’d fuck. They’re good for a chuckle, but they get my dick about as hard as fresh pasta. In full disclosure, some of them look like a pile of shit – but many are pretty attractive.

Granny sites are such a small niche they are hard to get a hold of. In other words, you either like them or you don’t, and no amount of description or arm twisting will get you to change. I am not a huge fan of them, but I’d slick off to them a time or two just to get a different feeling nut.

I do know one thing – it’s worth a single dollar. I mean – what isn’t? I’d pay a dollar to watch a spider fuck a scorpion, so why wouldn’t pay $1.00 to watch real women fuck real men – -even if they are old and shit? There’s definitely enough good material here to milk a dollar’s worth of sperm.

If you like ‘em wrinkly, this one is as good as any.

… 5.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.gagthatgranny.com

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Gag Sluts Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

ack

Open up and say...GRRRRHHHRRHMMMRRMPH

The site: gagsluts.com

The price:$2.95 trial, $24.88/month (recurring)

The verdict: Snap this site up. The content is fresh and updated weekly. Bonus sites galore at a more than fair price. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.gagsluts.com

I’ve never seen such convincing malarkey.

Every video on gagsluts.com starts out with an innocent looking amateur talking about the virtues of having a rod slammed deep into the back of her throat. They make deep throating a cock sound like you can take a class for it down at the Y or community learning annex. Like clogging.

Ridiculous aint it. Funny thing though. These girls believe that nonsense. Good for them. Even better for us that we get to watch ‘em do it over and over.

The women here are average amateurs. Nothing fancy about ‘em at all and we like it that way. All of the dick sucking on the site is exclusive. They all wear gagslut.com tank tops so you know what site you’re watching.

We were a little dismayed at the persistent faux gagging noises in every scene. It’s not a degradation site at all and the Cookie Monster rampage played backwards vocals seemed a little out of place.

When you join you’ll also get access to all of the sites on the allexclusivepass. The price is really on the low end ($2.95 for a three day trial and $24.88 for a full month) for a site of all exclusive videos and pics and the available bonus content.

Snap this site up. The content is fresh and updated weekly. Bonus sites galore at a more than fair price.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.gagsluts.com

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Gagging Whores Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

gagger

Don't look so happy - you're about to suck a strangers cock for peanuts.

The site: gaggingwhores.com

The price:

The verdict: A good site if you are into the extremes. We are, so we liked it. Even if you are not, check out the entire network called Meat Members and you will almost certainly love it! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.gaggingwhores.com

This is another extreme hardcore site that is dedicated to sticking your cock as far down the throat of a hot chick as you possibly can and trying to make her gag as hard and as forceful as possible. Sound like a turn on? If not, then look elsewhere. If so, read on…

We have reviewed several of these types of sites like this one and they are all about the same except for the quality of girls that they get to stick their dicks into. This one is on the upper end of that spectrum, as they have some damn good talent on here. Of course, we would expect nothing less from the Meat Members crew.

While we are on that subject, the Meat Members group is a collection of over 40 sites that are all connected, so that when you join one you join them all! The price is $29.95, which is obviously great for 40sites…but you have no idea! These sites are all full of top of the line girls who are filmed in a great light. They are all total sluts who love being degraded and fucked. There is over a million megabytes of content on these sites, so it is not just a great deal…it is unbelievable.

Who did we like here? Well, for starters we got a boner for Honey…a BIG boner for her! Honey is a very sexy and extremely attractive ebony babe that they make wear a dog collar and eat dog biscuits…in addition to their cocks. They stuff their Johnson’s so far down her throat we were afraid that they were going to choke her to death! She looked hot taking it in, though…we have to give her that!

We always “warn” people about these extreme sites. They are not your normal fucking and sucking…they get really graphic. If you are not into submission, degradation and a little pain, they are probably not for you. The girls are all consenting and many of them have more than one video on each site, so they are not being degraded too much or they would not stand for it!

A good site if you are into the extremes. We are, so we liked it. Even if you are not, check out the entire network called Meat Members and you will almost certainly love it!

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.gaggingwhores.com

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Ghetto Gaggers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Ghetto Gaggers Sample Photo

She doesn't look very ghetto to me.

The site: ghettogaggers.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: This is a site that is extremely hardcore, but very very good if you are into gagging and the like. It is in a great network and has a great set-up. The price is right and the videos are very good and very extreme. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.ghettogaggers.com

Ghetto Gaggers would be best described as an extremely hardcore interracial site featuring gagging, cum baths and spanking! We think we could stop there and you would probably join, at least that is all that it took for us to sign up! We are better than that, though, so here is what they have to offer.

First, these are the same folks that make Facial Abuse, a very good site that we reviewed previously (see our review here). A subscription to either of those sites gets you not only the both of them, but two other extreme sites as well (Spermsuckers and Ebony Cum Dumps). These four sites come for a monthly fee of $29.95. Each of them has dozens and dozens of original content videos and hundreds of pictures. The girls are all amateurs or very near that status, with some having done small amounts of porn in the past…but NEVER anything like this!

As states, this is an interracial site, but one of the rare variety (white guys and black girls). There are about 50 girls or so, all of them very attractive ebony freaks. It appears that they add a new video/girl every week or two, sometimes more frequently (we suppose it depends on how easily they can find some bitch to totally abuse for30-45 minutes…which apparently comes a lot more often than you would think). As the site name suggests, they focus on deep throat gagging and spitting/puking as well. They also have a LOT of double penetration, very forceful fucking and blow jobs. It is very extreme, but if you are into that sort of thing then this site is very entertaining.

Azizah was a very pretty lady who had NO idea what she was in for. We often marvel at how much abuse that these girls will take, and Azizah was one of the first to say “Fuck this” when she was being choked near to death by a cock, and walk off the set of the movie. The money was too enticing for her to stay away though, as she came groveling back into the room a few minutes later and took some more punishment, the mascara still streaming down her face in the form of tears. Apparently she really, really, needed the money. She eventually let 3 guys bore out her pooper and then cum on her face. Don’t spend it all in one place!

Also aptly abused was Kara Kane, who apparently was formerly a cheerleader for the Charlotte Hornets. Apparently, that gig didn’t go so well, because she sure took a LOT of abuse at the hands of these white boys, all for a handful of cash. As we tend to do with these guys, we will let you hear about it from their own mouths, “This was Kara’s introduction into extreme porn. She used to be a cheerleader for the Charlotte Hornets. Yes that’s right, she was a HoneyBee! She never got face fucked in her life and had no idea what she was getting into. We had a train of 3 guys, one after the other, go to town on her cute ebony face. She was reduced to a pile of spit and vomit. Then it was time for her to get fucked by a big white dick. She then took 4 huge loads to her face that dripped just about everywhere. This is the only honey she gets these days! We couldn’t have said it better ourselves!

This is a site that is extremely hardcore, but very very good if you are into gagging and the like. It is in a great network and has a great set-up. The price is right and the videos are very good and very extreme.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ghettogaggers.com

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