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Glory Hole Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: gloryhole.com

The price:$34.99/month

The verdict: Enjoy this site, and beat your meat repeatedly to it, but for God’s sakes don’t stick your dick through a bathroom wall, you sick fuck! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.gloryhole.com

Ever wonder, as you’re getting your cock sucked by a 300 lb. trucker named Mack, who actually cuts the glory hole in the bathroom wall? Is it the gas station owner himself? Is this an amenity that draws the crowds? Or is it a horny trucker with a jigsaw? How come no one ever catches someone actually *making* the hole? Where do I find the answers to my haunting questions!?!? Fucking help me…please…anyone!!!!
Let me tell you something right now, in case you get any ideas from this site — this is fiction. This site is STACKED with hot chicks, sucking anonymous, lengthy, cock through a bathroom wall. When I say hot chicks — I mean top of the line sluts. If you see this site and get the bright idea to stick your dick through a hole in a bathroom wall and fish for mouths — just do it knowing that what will be sucking your boner on the other end is nowhere NEAR as hot — or as female — and what you see on this site. Consider yourself warned…

I gotta give kudos to some of the brothers that have been hired to play the role of “random black penis hanging out of a hole in the wall” on this site. These are some of the longest cocks that I have ever seen. I’m as straight as an arrow — but it takes a man to admit when he sees a gem — and these fuckers have got them some dongs.

Down to bidness — this is primarily a BJ site, but every now and again one of these skanks will back that ass up and slip the black snake up inside of them. As I said, the dicks are huge and the chicks are really hot. The video quality is outstanding, as this site is a member of the Dog Fart network (if you haven’t heard of them, you’re not paying attention — they’re generally recognized as one of the top few interracial networks on the internet). This network ALWAYS provides outstanding chicks getting fucked by the biggest black cocks in the world.

The price of a monthly membership is $34.99. Some have told me they think this is steep. I would agree if this site were like most of the rest of the sites that we review…but it’s not. They update their site THREE TIMES PER WEEK! That is a shitload of updates, folks — and fucking shitload. When you throw that in with all of the other benefits of this network (hot chicks ripped by big cocks at high quality…) — an excellent deal.

Enjoy this site, and beat your meat repeatedly to it, but for God’s sakes don’t stick your dick through a bathroom wall, you sick fuck!

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.gloryhole.com

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Glory Hole Initiations Review

by The Devil (admin)

gurgle gurgle

gurgle gurgle

The site: gloryhole-intentions.com

The price:$34.99/month

The verdict: You get what you pay for, folks. If you want vomit-soaked crack bitches sucking two-bit cock for a rock — pay $14.95 and get you some. If you want the best, fork over a little more and join a site like this one. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.gloryholeinitiations.com

How many of you have *actually* gone into a bathroom, seen a hole in a wall, stuck your cock and balls through the filthy hole, and waited for someone else — in that same *MEN’S* bathroom — to stroll by and suck your cock. Come on…hands up, people! You know there are some of you out there — fess up!!! For those of you that have your hands raised…what in the FUCK is going on in your sick head? Do you know how many fucking diseases are doing a Chorus Line up and down that bathroom wall? Jesus…

For the rest of you, it’s better to WATCH a setup of that in a clean bathroom set, with a chick involved instead of Garr the trucker, and sit back and jerk your dong in the safety and cleanliness of your own home. Glory Hole Initiations is the 2nd great glory hole site from the Dog Fart gang (don’t let the name fool you — they are probably the #1 interracial site in the entire world). The first was simply Glory Hole, where big black dicks were trolled through bathroom walls like a hook and line in a fish pond, waiting for white whores to bite. This one has a different spin — the CHICKS are black and the cocks are white (but large). Me likey!!

As is standard for this network, they again find some incredibly hot chicks willing to get fucking nasty – -and this time they’re black chicks. You dudes that like ebony chicks will be VERY pleasantly surprised at the quality they bring to the table here. These aren’t ghetto snipes that some sites drag off the streets and throw up as “hot” — these are truly sexy chicks that probably make twice as much as you do (if not more).

Sandi Jackman is a great example — she’s a classy looking, gorgeous ebony gal (but throw classy out when she’s sucking a cock through a graffiti hole in a bathroom stall). You know how they call tits “melons”? Well, chicks like Sandi are the reason why. Her tits look like two perfectly formed, HUGE melons! They sway back and forth when she sucks dirty cock. Add that to a thing waist, a gorgeous face and a bangin’ ass — and you’ve got the total package.

As I mentioned, this site is part of a network that is known throughout the porn world as being one of the best interracial — if not THE best — around today. They’ve even gotten mainstream media attention from time to time — and you KNOW that a porn group has to be good for that to happen. For $34.99 per month you can join Glory Hole Initiations. This is an extremely reasonable price, in my opinion.

You get what you pay for, folks. If you want vomit-soaked crack bitches sucking two-bit cock for a rock — pay $14.95 and get you some. If you want the best, fork over a little more and join a site like this one.

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.gloryholeinitiations.cominitiations.com

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Only Swallows Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

there is more going on than just swallows

I think they meant semen, Ma'am -- you don't have to swallow her panties.

The site: onlyswallows.com

The price:$1.95 Trial, $29.95 first month

The verdict: It’s a little different with the swallowing – and the fact that most cum-related sites are strictly BJ sites. This one has a lot of fucking on it. It also has kind of an amateur feel to it, with the lighting and such – I like that a lot. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.onlyswallows.com

I honestly don’t know how you ladies can bring yourselves to swallow a hefty load of cum. I love you for it, but I couldn’t do it. It seems to me like it would be similar to swallowing a hunk of warmed animal fat. I’m glad you bitches don’t cum milky.

I wouldn’t call this a rare treat, but 9 times out of 10 a porn will feature a facial or a tit shot – but not a swallow. This site boasts that it ONLY features swallowing (although I did see one chick take a blow to the mouth and spit a little out. I hope she was punished). Quite a change from the rank and file, huh?

I often wonder how they decide which chicks will be on which site. This site is part of a huge network of nearly 40 sites. I wonder how they decide, when a chick comes into their office/dungeon, which site they will put her on? This site has a lot of sexy girls, but not the super star hot girls that they have on many of their other sites. I wonder if they put a bunch of slips of paper into one girls asshole, and everyone has to pull one out to decide which site they are on? That’s how I’d run it…

Good thing for you is that you get ALL of those sits for free when you join any one of them – so you can see all levels of heat doing all kinds of shit. Give it a once over for $1, join monthly for less than $30.

It’s a little different with the swallowing -and the fact that most cum-related sites are strictly BJ sites. This one has a lot of fucking on it. It also has kind of an amateur feel to it, with the lighting and such – I like that a lot.

Visit the site: www.onlyswallows.com

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Oral Girlfriends Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

practice on that gloved finger

My dick is clean - you can take off the gloves.

The site: oralgirlfriends.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $39.95 month

The verdict: That’s about it, frickers. Home made videos of random boners being licked upon by random chicks. Yes, Virginia, there is a porno-claus. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.oralgirlfriends.com

I used to date this chick who insisted that I set my balls into her mouth right before I cum, then spray my seed up into the air like a giant cock-geyser. It got messy, but I was all for it. Sadly, she passed away one night when she choked on a reservoir of my nut hair that had built up in her throat.

I like my dick to be sucked. There, I said it. While I prefer to have it sucked so deep that I get a bit of a tingly burn from the stomach acid as my dong takes a dip in her tummy, I will take any sort of head that is offered. Small, circular licks. Long, shafty-licketies. Side saddle slobberings. I don’t give a FUCK -just make your mouth touch my cock and we’ll get along just fine.

These chicks love to orally please their dudes, plain and simple. And you can be sure it’s that way, because this ain’t staged, studio bullshit. This site is all user submitted, real amateur home videos. And they are picky as fuck too – no fatties, no fuglies. Grade A neighborhood sluts, right here.

And cheap. $1 gets you 48 hours of cocksuckers from around the way. Odds are, you will see someone you know. In your case, it will probably be your little sister, but hey – at least you can say, “I know that chick with the boner in her gullet and a set of danglers bouncing off her chin!” Because it’s really all about who you know, right?

That’s about it, frickers. Home made videos of random boners being licked upon by random chicks. Yes, Virginia, there is a porno-claus.

Visit the site: www.oralgirlfriends.com

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Heel Grabbers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3The site: heelgrabbers.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: You can get 3 days of this site for $1.00. That won’t hurt your wallet much, will it? No, it certainly won’t. But imagine how bad your dick and nuts will hurt if you let them build up? Easy choice, huh? 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.heelgrabbers.com

I like dominating bitches. I like to pull their cunt hairs out one by one then carefully, and with a toothpick and some rubbing alcohol, replace each and every one of them. I also like to blindfold them, but I use those spike strips that cops use to stop fleeing cars. What? That’s not brutal? Get off your high horse – I fucking cuddle when I’m done.
Submissive sluts doing what they’re told…and ONLY what they’re told. These trollops can’t even fucking sneeze unless Master Cockswain says it’s okay. If they get out of line, they get a cockin’ of biblical proportions. Biblical because these fucking guys have cocks the size of Moses’ staff.

Yeah- it’s a fetish site. But not too “out there” to be only enjoyed by deep fetishists. This one is for all horny audiences (rated H in the PLD ratings system). It’s a submissive slut site, but there isn’t a lot of chains and pain. Basically these gals are made to lay on their stomachs, reach their arms back and grab their heels – -and then take everything that Mssrs. Staff-Cocks have to offer. Lots of that everything involves getting those gnarly dicks shoved so far down their throats they gag non-stop.

Surprisingly, they are able to get some very, very sexy chicks to subject themselves to this degradation. Must be a sign of the poor economic times. Pretty soon sites like this will have my fat ass grabbing my heels and people like you shoving your cocks in my gullet. When that happens, please be sure to wash your taint.

Times are definitely tough on the financial front -but goddammit we still NEED our porn. You know when those snooty cunts with horn-rimmed glasses come on TV and tell us that we need to focus only on the necessities while the economy sucks? Well, if you look at the really close – deep into their eyes – you can tell they are trying to tell you that porn is one of them, they just can’t come out and say it on network TV. You can get 3 days of this site for $1.00. That won’t hurt your wallet much, will it? No, it certainly won’t. But imagine how bad your dick and nuts will hurt if you let them build up? Easy choice, huh?

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.heelgrabbers.com

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Oral Invasion Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

INCOMING!!!!

The site: oralinvasion.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $34.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Super sites are good for what they are, giant stockpiles of porn. This one happens to stockpile cock sucking movies, and we happen to love those. Therefore, we say go for it!  8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.oralinvasion.com

Look at you. I know the kind of guy that you are. You are the type of guy who loves getting a blowjob, am I right? Ok…that wasn’t quite a stretch, was it? You are the guy who loves to look down and see your fat cock in a woman’s mouth, not only for the physical pleasure that it brings you, but also for the domination aspect as well. There is no more submissive position for a woman to be in than down on her knees with your cock in her mouth, am I right or am I right?

Calm down ladies, you still have the upper hand. After all, you when the BJ is given and who gets it. We will always be slaves to the blow job, so you are winning. Just let us have our little domination fantasy and move on to bigger and better things, will ya? Oral Invasion is a site that lets us have exactly that. This super sized site has tens of thousands (if not more) cock sucking photos and thousands of action packed knob slobbing videos. Do they swallow? Damn right they do, at least a lot of them do anyway! Those that don’t still take it upside the face, which is nearly as good! All of this for $38.76 per month. Admittedly a higher price than many are used to seeing for a monthly fee, but the way we like to justify it is that this is only a little more than a dollar a day, and you can download at least $100 of blowie movies every day. Plus, they update so you will not run out. We like that a lot!

We particularly like our oral movies to be shown in POV, which seems to all the rage these days. If you are unfamiliar with this technique, it is filmed by the guy getting blown so that only his cock, legs, etc show in the movie. The luscious slut at his cock is talking to him in a general sense, so she may as well be talking to you…which is the whole point. It is designed to make the fantasy more like you are actually there by not showing any more of the guy than is necessary. If you are still confused, check out our review for Swallow Me POV. There are many videos on Oral Invasion that are shot in this format, which we of course love. You can certainly get into this, you horny fucker you!

Another thing that really gets us going in the blowjob “area” is the interactive live chat and live XXX shows. Sure, that is good for type of adult material, but we think it is especially good for BJs. Why? Hell, we don’t know, it just floats our boat. The point is that they have great links to live XXX shows and audio chat as well, all included in the price of monthly admission. This is another good bonus that makes this cum guzzling carnival all the more worth joining.

Super sites are good for what they are, giant stockpiles of porn. This one happens to stockpile cock sucking movies, and we happen to love those. Therefore, we say go for it!

Visit the site: www.oralinvasion.com

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Meat Members Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

nice couch slut.

Nice couch, slut.

The site: meatmembers.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: Nothing but good to say about these guys. Excellent network with excellent stuff! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.meatmembers.com

This is the network that we have been excited about since we first found it! Meat Members is a spectacular collection of about 40 sites, all of which are VERY well done, VERY reasonably priced and have VERY hot chicks! Not a damn thing wrong with this bunch!

For one monthly fee of only $29.95 per month you get access to the following sites…ALL of the following sites:
Altered Assholes, Anal Cum Junkies, Anal Lick Fest, Anarchy Archives, Ass 2 Mouth Sluts, Banzai Sluts, Black Addiction, Black Attack GangBang, Blow Job Quickies, Chix in the Mix, Cock Brutality, Cream Filled Babes, Creamed Cornholes, Cum Filled Mouths, Double Dip ‘er, Drool my Load, Facial Cum Targets, Frank Wank, Gagging Whores, Hellfire Sex, Meat Holes, Midnight Prowl, My Wife’s Friends, No Cum Dodging Allowed, Nut in her Mouth, Nuts on Sluts, Oral Cum Queens, Pervert Paradise, Pimp Juice XXX, Porn Jackass, POV Casting Couch, POV Pervert, Real MILF Gang Bang, Tease it Out, White Meat on Black Street, Whorgies and finally Young Ripe and Ready! Whew! You get ALL of these sites for that one price!

The great thing about this network is not necessarily that you get allof those sites…anyone can throw a bunch of shit up there and sell it. Instead, these guys really do make their own stuff, and make it with very high expectations of themselves and their work. They really work hard to put out a good product…and it shows.

The other big deal here is that they do not just put a couple of videos on each site to get you hooked. They have 1.3 MILLION Megabytes of material up and are adding more all the time. This is a very large network with a LOT of great content!

They also apparently work very hard to get the hottest chicks around who will take any abuse that they dish out. Either they work hard or they are blessed with some special powers that draws these hot, nasty chicks to them. We actually hope that it is the latter…and that they can let us in on the secret! We get so turned on by the bitches that they have on these sites. They are all sexy, but most in a very dirty way. Hard to describe…you just have to check it out for yourselves!

Nothing but good to say about these guys. Excellent network with excellent stuff!

Visit the site: www.meatmembers.com

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Movie Access Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

do you smell fish?

Do you smell fish?

The site: movieaccess.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.movieaccess.com

This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.

Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.

How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat

They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!

Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.

Visit the site: www.movieaccess.com

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All Adult Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

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The site: alladultpass.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.alladultpass.com

We’ve reviewed lots of multi-site sites, many of them offering 20, 30 — even 50 sites for one price. As far as we can recall, we’ve never reviewed a site that gave you access to this many sites at one monthly rate. How about NINETY sites for the price of one. 90!!! Nine-fucking-ty! Nine Zero! Nin– awwww….you get the point.

Okay — here’s a list of what you get: Just kidding — you think I’m going to sit here and list off 90 websites? Jesus, man — I have some masturbating to do when I get done with telling you about this site. If you think I’m gonna cut into my jerking time to list for you every single site you get when you join, you’re out of your fucking mind. But I will tell you that if you can’t find LOTS of shit to get your nuts churning to amongst 90 sites, then you need to get to that old Dr. Ruth cunt as soon as possible and find out what the fuck your problem is.

As you might imagine, 90 sites cover an astounding variety of themes. Teens, Black, Interracial, Feet, BJs, Prostitutes, Voyeur, Squirting, MILFs, Spanking, Big Tits and Ass Sex — to name a FEW of the genres you’ll find. Oh — and in case you’re worried, these aren’t shit bag, throw away sites. We consider the makers of this site to be among the best in the business. They have a shitload of pride in their sites. They get the hottest off the street girls that money can buy. You will NOT be disappointed if you like amateurish sites with hot chicks and sexy fucking.

Okay…now sit down because this will knock your dick into next week. You get three days worth of access to all 90 of these sites for ONE DOLLAR! Let’s do the math, Einstein — that is just over ONE PENNY PER HOUR of porn. Good Christ, that’s a deal. And even when the three days are up, you can renew at $24.95 per month. That is on the low end of monthly fees for the majority of pron sites – -and don’t forget that you get NINETY of them for this price.

Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.alladultpass.com

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