Nipple clamps remind me of roach clips. I suck on both.
The site: EverydaySlaves.com
The price:$24.95 per month
The verdict: I really like the site. If you’re a fetish guy — or better yet, a fetish couple — join and check it out. You could get a lot of new ideas. 9 out of 10.
Rating: 
(9/10)
To join, click here:www.everydayslaves.com
I thought the word “slave” was off limits these days? Did these people not get the memo? Hopefully they did, and are throwing out a big “fuck you” to the whole PC thing.
The guys who made this site tell me that the people on Everyday Slaves are REAL couples that have allowed some of their fetish material to be filmed and put on the Net. Is this possible? Of course, people do it all the time. Do I know that these are, in fact, real couples? No clue — but I can tell you that many of them certainly don’t look like your typical porn actors/actresses, so it’s very possible.
Whether or not they are real couples, it’s obvious that each person — man or woman — that appears on EverydaySlaves is actually into the fetish/BDSM/dom lifestyle. You can tell when someone is faking it, with a little leather, a loosely tied rope and some red lipstick. This shit here is the real deal.
And it’s not just a guy tying up a chick and fucking her. This site has male, female and lesbian domination and submission, domestic discipline, bondage and a whole lot more — all apparently amongst real couples. It’s very good and does a great job focusing on the fetish and not the sex.
$25 will get you full access to EverydaySlaves.com, along with their 100% exclusive content and guest appearances by new couples all the time. This is at least $5 less per month than I would normally expect to pay for an all-amateur fetish site like this, so it’s all good to me, as far as the membership fee goes.
I really like the site. If you’re a fetish guy — or better yet, a fetish couple — join and check it out. You could get a lot of new ideas.
9 out of 10
Visit EverydaySlaves.com
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
Hold on, fucker, we\\\\\\\'re counting your vote...
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
Make no mistake, there are some deviant bastards in this picture
The site: theupperfloor.com
The price:$29.99 per month
The verdict: Fuck-n-A. What more could a piece of shit like me add to that brilliance? Nothing. If you’re REALLY into BDSM, fetishism, alternative lifestyles — any of that shit, you need to at elast click the link and take a look at TheUpperFloor. I have seen some previews of what is to come, and I can promise you that you will not be disappointed. 10 out of 10.
Rating: (10/10)
To join, click here:www.theupperfloor.com
Talk about hot of the presses — TheUpperFloor.com is as fresh as it gets. Shit — as I write this the site hasn’t even launched yet. But I’m a VIP, motherfuckers, so I can sneak peeks so you fuckers know what to expect.
The best way to describe this exceptionally great site is to let the people who made (Kink.com) it tell you themselves. Sure, it’s cheating on my part, but fuck it — here’s what they have to say:
“Kink.com has spent 11 years producing quality BDSM entertainment, with a view to celebrating and demystifying alternative sexualities. The Armory is a 200,000 sq foot ex-military castle in the heart of San Francisco. After kink.com obtained the armory, a wider mission was formed of ‘exploring and demystifying alternative lifestyles’.
The most illusive and challenging such concept worthy of exploration was the creation of a 24×7 BDSM lifestyle space as fantasized about in BDSM literature such as ‘Story of O’, Anne Rice’s Sleeping Beauty Series, and Laura Antoniou’s MarketPlace Series. Such literature often describes a castle like place in which the norms of society are replaced by the rules of dominance and submission. “The Upper Floor” is an exploration into the feasibility of such a place and lifestyle.
Mission: To create a 24×7 alternative lifestyle community.
Vision: To repurpose the top floor of the Armory as an Edwardian styled Great House, in which masters, mistresses and slaves will all have a role.”
Fuck-n-A. What more could a piece of shit like me add to that brilliance? Nothing. If you’re REALLY into BDSM, fetishism, alternative lifestyles — any of that shit, you need to at elast click the link and take a look at TheUpperFloor. I have seen some previews of what is to come, and I can promise you that you will not be disappointed.
10 out of 10
Visit TheUpperFloor.com
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
Hold on, fucker, we\\\\\\\'re counting your vote...
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
God I love hot tattooed chicks
The site: burningangel.com
The price:$19.99/month
The verdict: I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans. 10 out of 10.
I want to get my cock tattooed, but I am scared that it might hurt. Do you think it will? Before you answer, you should know that I routinely spread honey on my cock and let fire ants have at it – you know, just for a release of sorts.This site is one of my all-time favorite “pro” sites, and it is the flagship site of possibly the very best network on the entire internet – if you are into alt porn. Chicks with tattoos get me so fucking hard I could cut diamonds with my cock – and this network is fucking FULL of them.
There’s a ton of shit going on here, so it’s a little tough to catch it all in a few paragraphs. Obviously, it’s an alt/punk/goth/emo type site, with tons of super, super hot chicks with piercings and tattoos. It’s a lot like that Suicide chick site (you know the one), but better because it’s hardcore – like really good hardcore fucking.
The extras include lots of member and site model discussion on a ton of forums. I checked the forums out – and MANY of the starlets are on there, posting and talking with the members. They also have contests , interviews with famous bands and people and a ton of additional shit – oh, not to mention the hardcore fuck videos and pictures (of which there are tons and tons). I like to think of it as a hardcore, digital playboy for guys who like punky-type chicks. In other words – a good and entertaining form of Playboy.
The network costs $20 per month to join. Read closely – I didn’t say just this site – the entire fucking network of 8 alt porn sites costs $30 per month. And only $50 for 90 days. To me, this is one of the best deals on the net. Again – only if you’re into tattooed gals.
I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans.
Visit the site: www.burningangel.com
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
Hold on, fucker, we\\\\\\\'re counting your vote...
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
why the mask Tonto?
The site: ropeporn.com
The price:$29.95/Month
The verdict: In a word — fucking stellar (the term “fucking” is so common and essential in my vocabulary that I don’t even consider it a word anymore). Incredibly dark, exceedingly erotic – a one of a kind. 10 out of 10.
If you don’t like to be tied up or to tie someone else up before coitus, well then – fuck you! That’s right…I said it. Fuck off, you prudish dick. What – do you just do your hookers missionary? I bet you jerk off with gloves too, you priggish bastard. C’mon – live a little. Break out your cock and tie it to the keyboard, then read this review. When you are done reading, go join the site mentioned and then untie your cock. I guarantee you it will want your hand more than ever before.
The premise of the entire site is a simple idea (basically bondage with hemp ropes), but not easy to make unique and captivating. The guys that made this site took shit to a whole new level and, in doing so, created a masterpiece. The chicks are in the teen/early 20s range, but none are the dolled up type that you see on so many solo girl sites. Instead, they are dark. Sexy, no doubt, but troubled. And because of this, they allow themselves to be bound – and after that they have no control over what happens. And that “what” is a lot of sex and pain.
Each girl is tightly bound with hard and coarse ropes, then “tortured” with the tongues of masked men. They want to escape, but are forced to remain still and silent (unless told otherwise) while the masked men have their way with them. Then, when they are given the slightest bit of slack in their ropes and able to free themselves, instead of rushing out of the room, they rush to the cocks of their captors and fuck them Stockholm Syndrome style.
We are very familiar with the makers of this site, as they have made several other sites that are cutting edge, very original and extremely sexy. No teeny boppers sucking on lollipops here. Instead you might find a teen whose psyche is shattered, sucking on a boot heel or being punished for complaining about her very real rope burns.
The only thing “standard” about this site is the fee to get a membership, which is your regular $29.95 per month (it seems this is the price of almost every site these days). But the normalcy ends there, as you also get 2 additional, incredible sites with that fee – Dirty Spank (one of my personal favorites) and Ripped Pantyhoses. Oh – and you can save a full month’s fee by joining for 90 days ($59.95). See? The way I see it, you can’t afford NOT to join.
In a word — fucking stellar (the term “fucking” is so common and essential in my vocabulary that I don’t even consider it a word anymore). Incredibly dark, exceedingly erotic – a one of a kind.
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
Hold on, fucker, we\\\\\\\'re counting your vote...
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
Device Bondage Sample Photo
The site: devicebondage.com
The price:$55.00/mo
The verdict: Take a chance on this site and you’ll be emailing me in 30 days with thanks and accolades. That is if you are allowed to come out of your Little Ease by then. 10 out of 10.
Fucking Sweet! We’ve been looking for a site EXACTLY like this one for quite some time to ummm, you know — fill our niche. To calm the voices. To suppress the urges. You hearing the same voices and fighting the same urges. Relax and give in, my comrades…you can be yourself at Device Bondage.First things first — they have what they call a “device gallery” — a set of illustrations featuring their most heavily used BDSM devices. They are as follows: Flat Adjustable Spreaders, Flat Neck Wrist Spreaders, Little Ease, Spanish Stirrups, Spider Gag and Spiked Shock Dildo. Wow. See something in there you’ve never heard of? No problem – just click on the picture of the device and you will get a full description of what it is, where it came from and how to use it. Knowledge is power, my minions.
We have to comment on the quality of the models as well. Any old bondage site can get a halfway decent chick, pull her hair back real tight and slap some red lipstick on her and she will look pretty good. This one seeks out very sexy girls that do not need that (although they still do that from time to time) but who are ALSO very good at what they do. Good and dominating and being dominated. Very good.
As are the videos and themes themselves.
If you are into bondage at all, you have to check out the devices. Maybe you have never used devices or seen devices used — but that doesn’t mean you aren’t into them, you just don’t know it yet. These devices bring the level of the role-play up to an astronomical level. Trust us on this one. And we KNOW you are adventurous since you are into bondage in the first place.
Incredibly good content does come at a price that seems higher than other sites — $55 for a 1 month subscription, $99 for three months and $156 for 6 months. Why higher than normal porn? Because this isn’t normal porn, Einstein. You get what you pay for, right? Hell, I could sell you a fat white trash girl with a bucket on her head and a pair of clothes pins on her nipples for $20 a month — but what good would that do you? You want the good shit, you pay the premium. We think it’s worth it — but we are experts. You can take the one-legged crack whore with a glove on her hand if you want — we want the good shit.
Take a chance on this site and you’ll be emailing me in 30 days with thanks and accolades. That is if you are allowed to come out of your Little Ease by then.
UPDATE! The producers of DeviceBondage.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price.
Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com
… 10 out of 10
Visit the site: www.devicebondage.com
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
Hold on, fucker, we\\\\\\\'re counting your vote...
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
good gravy
The site: fuckingmachines.com
The price:$29.90/month
The verdict: I’ve always been surprised that there have never been any significant knockoffs of Fucking Machines, because the idea of using supercharged vibrators and tireless penetration machines to satisfy women is obviously an enormous success. 10 out of 10.
Fucking Machines is one of the most popular adult websites in the world and it has been for years; in our experience, a greater number of people who join Fucking Machines renew their memberships than any other site. That’s a testament to how well the folks at Cybernet Entertainment, the makers of Fucking Machines and about a half-dozen similar sites, know their audience.
Here’s what Cybernet understands that most other porn companies don’t: men love to watch women have orgasms, even if we’re not the ones providing them. Sure, there are some guys out there who just want their porn women to be semen receptacles and vessels for letting out pent-up aggression, but I think they’re the minority. Nothing’s hotter than watching a sexy woman transform into a screaming, convulsing animal, unable to acknowledge anything around her but pleasure so intense it’s unbearable.
It’s the business of the so-called Fucking Machines — dozens of industrial-strength contraptions, replete with pullies, gears, pumps, and assorted high-performance gadgetry — to use their considerable horsepower and RPMs to turn women into quivering piles of orgasmic flesh, gasping for air and begging for more. And do they ever succeed.
If you’ve never seen a Fucking Machines movie before, let me be clear: the most strapping, well-hung, long-lasting studs on the face of the earth couldn’t begin to pleasure women as thoroughly and repeatedly as the Fucking Machines. After all, they’re *machines* — they don’t get tired, soft, bored, freaked-out when a condom breaks or hungry for a sandwich afterwards. Every Fucking Machines movie ends in pretty much the same way — when the woman is just too tired to go on, her body ravaged and still shaking from literally dozens of orgasms.
Speaking of the movies, here’s another great thing about Fucking Machines: they movies are long (about 35-40 minutes each), and subscribers have access to thousands of them. Seriously — the updates go all the way back to 2002 and seem to never end, and one person could never watch them all.
I’ve always been surprised that there have never been any significant knockoffs of Fucking Machines, because the idea of using supercharged vibrators and tireless penetration machines to satisfy women is obviously an enormous success. But then again, perhaps it’s the ultimate compliment to Fucking Machines that an entire industry hasn’t even bothered, knowing full well that Fucking Machines will never be beaten at its own game.
UPDATE! The producers of ButtMachineBoys.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com
… 10 out of 10
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
Hold on, fucker, we\\\\\\\'re counting your vote...
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
take it and like it
The site: divinebitches.com
The price:$29.99 per month
The verdict: DivineBitches is made by the fellers at Kinky. If that doesn’t mean anything to you, then you haven’t even come close to seeing some true, excellent, kinky shit. These fuckers haved been churning out supreme kinky content since your Mom was a virgin, so they know what the fuck they’re doing with it. Excellent network, excellent site. 9 out of 10.
Rating: (9/10)
To join, click here:www.divinebitches.com
My fucking furnace just went out and it’s the coldest day of the year. Most people would be pissed, but I’m a glass half full guy. I am using this opportunity to participate in a little self-masochistic bahvior. I currently have my vodka soaked balls sitting on a piece of sheet metal, waiting for them to freeze and stick to the metal. When they do, I’m going to hit them with a hammer and see if they shatter.
It’s a judgment call to be sure, but I think the women on DevineBitches.com site may be just as brutal to their male submissives as I’m being to my balls right now. That is to say, this is a very well done female domination site where the male submissive slaves are subjected to cock and ball torture, cuckolding, chastity, ruined orgasms, trampling, bondage, over the knee spanking, smothering, and getting fucked up the ass with a big, fat strap-on. And you thought YOUR Monday was bad.
Mistress Madeline is the queen of the Divine Bitches, but she has a nicely stocked stable of mean sluts to dominate her scumbags. This bitch is creative with her punishments, so if you are looking for some new shit, this is definitely a good place to chain your cock to the wall and take a gander for a while.
The fees vary, and in a nice way. You can join outright for $30 per month (or less if you pick a longer membership), or you can purchase individual shoots. So, if you’re not willing to make a commitment (you cheap fuck), and you browse thro9ugh the freebies and see some shit that you just HAVE to see the rest of, you can buy just that particular shoot. Sweet, huh?
DivineBitches is made by the fellers at Kinky. If that doesn’t mean anything to you, then you haven’t even come close to seeing some true, excellent, kinky shit. These fuckers haved been churning out supreme kinky content since your Mom was a virgin, so they know what the fuck they’re doing with it. Excellent network, excellent site.
9 out of 10
Visit DivineBitches.com
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
Hold on, fucker, we\\\\\\\'re counting your vote...
Rating: 9.0/10 (1 vote cast)
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
Ultimate Surrender is one of the newest sites from the Cybernet folks, who bring us gems like Fucking Machines,Hogtied and Wired Pussy. It’s definitely got a unique premise — in fact, it’s so unique that I never really thought it would work out too well for them, to be honest. But it appears to be going strong, and I must say, it’s a brand new idea in porn (and that’s saying something, isn’t it?).
Ultimate Surrender works like this: It’s a wrestling league, and 30 or so very hot women compete in the league. In each one-on-one match, the scantily-clad combatants are out to sexually dominate each other and earn two types of points: style points and shame points. Points are awarded for a wide variety of moves, such as removing the opponent’s clothing, inserting fingers into her vagina, sitting on her face, etc. The point is to humiliate, but in a sexual way.
hen a match is over, the loser becomes the winner’s slave. The loser is always fucked (literally) by the winner, however the winner chooses to enjoy the spoils. Sometimes the humiliation is even bigger; a recent loser inherited a four-hour extreme bondage session at Hogtied.
This is serious business, too — stats are kept, and standings are updated constantly. League-wide rankings are always up to date. And if you’re a member, you actually find yourself getting excited about the upcoming matches, especially between the top-ranked competitors.
It sounds a little goofy, but it actually turns out to be pretty sexy undertaking. There’s some occasional giggling, but for the most part, the combatants are serious — they don’t want to lose, and they want to dominate the loser at the end, rather than be dominated themselves. For a truly unique adult site, give Ultimate Surrender a try.
UPDATE! The producers of UltimateSurrender.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com … 9 out of 10
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
Hold on, fucker, we\\\\\\\'re counting your vote...
Rating: 9.0/10 (1 vote cast)
VN:F [1.8.1_1037]
