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Ultimate Surrender Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

ultimatesurrender

The rare, but effective, Figure 69 leg lock

The site: ultimatesurrender.com

The price:$21.95/month

The verdict: It sounds a little goofy, but it actually turns out to be pretty sexy undertaking. There’s some occasional giggling, but for the most part, the combatants are serious — they don’t want to lose, and they want to dominate the loser at the end, rather than be dominated themselves. For a truly unique adult site, give Ultimate Surrender a try.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.ultimatesurrender.com

Ultimate Surrender is one of the newest sites from the Cybernet folks, who bring us gems like Fucking Machines,Hogtied and Wired Pussy. It’s definitely got a unique premise — in fact, it’s so unique that I never really thought it would work out too well for them, to be honest. But it appears that Ultimate Surrender is going strong, and I must say, it’s a brand new idea in porn (and that’s saying something, isn’t it?).

Ultimate Surrender works like this: It’s a wrestling league, and 30 or so very hot women compete in the league. In each one-on-one match, the scantily-clad combatants are out to sexually dominate each other and earn two types of points: style points and shame points. Points are awarded for a wide variety of moves, such as removing the opponent’s clothing, inserting fingers into her vagina, sitting on her face, etc. The point is to humiliate, but in a sexual way.

Then a match is over, the loser becomes the winner’s slave. The loser is always fucked (literally) by the winner, however the winner chooses to enjoy the spoils. Sometimes the humiliation is even bigger; a recent loser inherited a four-hour extreme bondage session at Hogtied.  Thus the name — Ultimate Surrender.

This is serious business, too — stats are kept, and standings are updated constantly. League-wide rankings are always up to date. And if you’re a member of Ultimate Surrender, you actually find yourself getting excited about the upcoming matches, especially between the top-ranked competitors.

It sounds a little goofy, but it actually turns out to be pretty sexy undertaking. There’s some occasional giggling, but for the most part, the combatants are serious — they don’t want to lose, and they want to dominate the loser at the end, rather than be dominated themselves. For a truly unique adult site, give Ultimate Surrender a try.

UPDATE! The producers of UltimateSurrender.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com .. 9 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.ULTIMATESURRENDER.COM

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Amazing Ty Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

I heard she jams shit in her peehole

I heard she jams shit in her peehole

The site: AmazingTy.com

The price:$24.95

The verdict: What more can I say? Some incredible shit for less than $25 per month. If you don’t check her out, it’s your loss. But you can be the first on your block to say that you’ve seen a woman jam a cucumber into her piss hole — and to me that’s priceless. 9.5 out of 10.

To join, click here:www.AmazingTy.com

Amazing is an understatement, Ty. You should call yourself the fucking phenomenal Ty, because that’s the way I’d describe anyone who can shove a 12 inch dildo into her pee-hole. Now, don’t just gloss over that last sentence. I did not say her vagina or pussy — I said her pee-hole — as in her urethra. That’s correct — she can shove a dildo into her usually tiny little piss-hole. Jesus Christ.

I have been reviewing internet porn for a long time, and I have looked at thousands of adult sites — but this beats anything that I have ever seen. I did not know this was even possible. I see lots of things that I did not think people would necessarily do, but this is one of the first times that I have been completely in awe that someone could even physically perform a task such as this. Ty, you take the cake, my dear.

Now, I realize that I am hung up on the pee-hole insertion — as you will be when you see it. But Ty is oh so much more than a piss hole junkie. In case you haven’t guessed, this is an extreme fetish site. Lots of very large insertions. Of course there’s fisting. It wouldn’t be a fetish site without the lactating tits. Triple fisting is the norm. And did I mention the pee-hole insertions?

Ty herself is a blonde with big, floppy tits and, of course, a gaping giney. She is not a “doll” — meaning she’s real and not caked with makeup. She’ll do anything, which is the draw of the site. I really liked the “schedule” that she has on her site. Monster Mondays are for huge object/dildo insertions. Pee-hole Tuesdays — self-explanatory. Weird Wednesdays are for wacky insertions and sexual stunts. Anal Thursdays — you figure it out. Fisting Fridays — up to three fists at a time. The weekends feature guests like Denni O, Naughty Alysha (our review here) and Samantha — all of whom have equally gigantic pussy holes, and are eager to fill them with shit you’ve never dreamed of.

You also get DAILY updates of videos and pictures. At least five minutes of new video every day — which totals over 2 new hours per month. Of course you get her archives from all the months you’ve been missing by not joining until now. All of it for $24.95 per month. If I were in Mexico and saw a sign that said “Pee-hole Insertion Show” and it cost $50 — I’d fucking gladly pay the fee. Again and again. So to me– this is a bargain. If you don’t think so, then you need to get Net Nanny installed on your computer and check out the Disney site.

What more can I say? Some incredible shit for less than $25 per month. If you don’t check her out, it’s your loss. But you can be the first on your block to say that you’ve seen a woman jam a cucumber into her piss hole — and to me that’s priceless.

Visit the site: www.AmazingTy.com

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Twisted Submissives Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Damn. Braces are getting more and more noticeable every day.

The site: twistedsubmissives.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: A nice network with a great variety of sites. Twisted Submissives looks pretty good to me, but again, I am not hugely into BDSM. Check it out, tell me what you think.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.twistedsubmissives.com

Twisted Submissives is fantastic.  I have to admit, though, I am not into the BDSM scene as a whole, but I do like to dominate my own cock. I like to put a tiny little ball gag on my cockhole, wrap a piece of scrap leather around my bone-dog and whip the fuck out of it with a shoelace. Sometimes I even tie it to the bedpost and tickle it – but only on special occasions.

There are some bizarre things going on at Twisted Submissives.  I can understand just about every type of fetish. I don’t necessarily get turned on by a lot of them — but hey, I get that people’s cocks and pussies get all worked up to the beats of different drummers. But what I can’t understand is why someone would get an extra few centimeters of boner by watching a guy in a gas mask fuck a chick, which is the kind of thing we’re looking at on Twisted Submissives. The fucking would be enough for me — why a gas mask? Did she slip out a stinker? Is there some sort of chemical in the air that only affects men? Does her perfume smell like ass? I just don’t get it and there’s a good bit of it here.

But as I say, it’s not about me (even though I have free reign to comment on whatever the fuck I want to). It’s about you, you twisted gas-mask loving motherfucker you. I’m cool with that. And so is Twisted Submissives.

I’m also cool with the other fuck-props that I found on Twisted Submissives, like bird masks, Mardi Gras-type masks, purple rubber suits on men and chicks eating sushi off of other chicks. Whatever makes your balls tense up, my man.

Know what makes me cum? A good fucking deal on porn, that’s what. And there’s no better deal out there today than $1.00, 3 day trials like they have for Twisted Submissives.  These guys realize that the way to get a customer is to let them take a super cheap look at their goods and see if that’s what they’re into or not. And not just a glance either — a 72 hour fist-fuck-fest. That’s the kind of company I want making my porn.

Not only is Twisted Submissives good for you BDSM lovers, but they also have about 20 other sites in their network. Like Asian chicks? I just reviewed Asian Crack Addiction and it was fucking stellar. They also have sites featuring Latinas, anal sex, black ladies, denim and a shit ton more.

A nice network with a great variety of sites. Twisted Submissives looks pretty good to me, but again, I am not hugely into BDSM. Check it out, tell me what you think.

Visit the site: www.twistedsubmissives.com

… 7 out of 10

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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Trampling Bitch Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

trampling-bitchThe site: tramplingbitch.com
The price:$1.00 Trial – $29.21 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot to say — shit, what CAN you say? Lots of bitches walking all over a lot of fucking assholes. Get your cocks out, stompers! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.tramplingbitch.com

Whew. Ok…I’m gonna have to tiptoe here (no pun intended) — but, ummm….what in the FUCK possess a person to get off on being stomped all over? I’ve always said “To each his own,” but damn, people — do you REALLY get your nuts full by getting walked on? I just can’t make the connection. Feet I can see. Smoking, sure. Even bondage is reasonable. But there ain’t NO bitch gonna walk on my chest with stiletto heels on. That’s grounds for a domestic dispute where I come from.

But like I said, to each his own — so if you’re still reading this then you like the trampling. Fine by me. You’re a different cat, but that’s what makes the world go around I suppose. Anyway, check out Trampling Bitch — it seems to be a dandy of a trampling site.

I gotta be honest — I’m just trying to put myself in your high heels here since I do not get off on this. But if I DID get into it, it seems that this site would do the trick for me. Why? Because there is a HUGE variety of trampling activities — with heels and without, on faces, chests and balls, in different areas of the house and public, etc. Lots of variety to me usually spells for a good amount of jerk-offs. I can only jerk off to the same scenario so many times, folks. I need to change it up quite often. If I dug the stomping, this site would allow me to do that.

And I KNOW the price would please me. At one fucking dollar, who wouldn’t it please? As a matter of fact, that price is so pleasing, it would be hard to get stomping mad after paying it, thus leaving you less-than-satiated. I’m sorry — I don’t know what the fuck has gotten into me today — just join the trial period — it’s worth it.

Not a whole lot to say — shit, what CAN you say? Lots of bitches walking all over a lot of fucking assholes. Get your cocks out, stompers!

Visit the site: www.tramplingbitch.com

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Throat Gaggers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Grabbing heels and gagging

Look Ma -- no hands!

The site: throatgaggers.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: I put a site like this a little above the others, because they have ultra hot chicks. I’d much rather see a hot, my-shit-doesn’t-stink type slut get her fucking throat filled with cock until tears run down her face and vomit gurgles in her throat, than some skank who looks like shit. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.throatgaggers.com

I can’t brush my teeth without puking – -my gag reflex is that weak. Luckily for me, I don’t suck cocks for a living (just a hobby). These whores do it for a living, and do it well. And yet they STILL get their shit all choked up, watery eyes and dry heaves galore in this one. Another extreme BJ site and another masterpiece from the Red Light District group. Get ready to watch bitches nearly die from as-dicks-iation (rim shot).First things first — exceptionally good talent. No surprise, as the Red Light District gang ALWAYS brings the heat in its movies and on all of its websites (all of which are yours when you join this one, by the way). Sites like this are not about the fucking necessarily. They are about female domination, degradation and cocks causing women to turn blue and nearly pass out. Don’t get me wrong, the sex is fantastic and the chicks are hot. But the real focus is on making these dirty sluts get what they deserve.

One of the hottest chicks on the site is Tiffany Rayne. She’s starred in several of the Red Light District videos in the past, and how we have the absolute pleasure of seeing her get plugged in a more non-traditional setting. The gagging is great on this one — she fucking cries it hurts so bad — but she never wanes and keeps begging for more. Good God…imagine how her father feels when he’s jerking off to this…

And he can do it on the cheap, which surely makes him feel better – -$4.95 for a 3 day trial. I always push these 3 day trials because they just make sense — they are cheap enough that you can join them and hate them (although you won’t) and it won’t set you back anything. You can also grab a LOT of material for your jerking pleasure in that 72 hours…and I did just that.

We’ve seen several of these gagging sites crop up over the past year or so — it’s a hot commodity these days. Some are great, like this one, others just drag alley cats into a living room and choke the shit out of her. I dig both types, to be honest. But I put a site like this a little above the others, because they have ultra hot chicks. I’d much rather see a hot, my-shit-doesn’t-stink type slut get her fucking throat filled with cock until tears run down her face and vomit gurgles in her throat, than some skank who looks like shit.

Visit the site: www.throatgaggers.com

… 9 out of 10

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The Training Of O Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

thetrainingofo

Oh, the horrors that await her vagina.

The site: TheTrainingOfO.com

The price:$24.91/Month

The verdict: The level of degradation and the degree of BDSM is that which can only=be brought by Kink.com. The site itself is more of a cinematic masterpiece than a skin site. It is very, very well done. It is nasty and beautiful. It is art. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.TheTrainingOfO.com

Disturbing. Unsettling. Nightmarish. Ghastly. Dark. Violent.Erotic. Sexy. Exciting. Sensual. Seductive. Rousing.

How can both sets of these words be describing the exact same web site, The Training of O? How the fuck do I now? What — am I some sort of fucking wordsmith or something? Just trust me on this one — they do. The Training of O is like NOTHING you have ever seen before. It’s more than a porn site. It’s a production. A major production. It’s a brand spanking new site that promises to be one of a kind.

But don’t think that because it’s new that the makers of the site are new at this and may not know what they’re doing. On the contrary, The Training of O comes to us from the fellers at Kink.com — the leading sites for BDSM for ten years. You know Fucking Machines? That was them. Remember Hogtied? That is theirs also. Seen Whipped Ass? They are responsible. Like I said — industry leaders. That is why we are so high on this one early on.

Here’s the gig about The Training of O — they take bottomed-out skanks to some abandoned school/warehouse/some-sort-of-fucking-big-building and lock them away for several days. All the while, the girls are degraded, abused, made =to scrub toilets, whipped, fucked — BOY are they FUCKED! Hard and violently. At the end of their “training period”, they are released, presumably as new and improved women.

Although I realize that description of The Training of O does little justice and leaves many questions — you really have to see this one for yourself. No one can do it justice with words. If you have ANY inkling at all that you may be into some really hardcore shit, then you will love, love, love The Training of O. They have a very nice trailer set up too — so check that out to help you decide. And WHEN you decide to join The Training of O, the price won’t gouge you either — it’s under $25 per month. I know they HAD to pour a shitload of money into producing this thing — so that is a great deal.

The Training of O has the level of degradation and the degree of BDSM is that which can only be brought by Kink.com. The Training of O is more of a cinematic masterpiece than a skin site. It is very, very well done. It is nasty and beautiful. It is art.

UPDATE! The producers of TheTrainingOfO.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com

Visit the site: www.TheTrainingOfO.com

… 10 out of 10

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The Hoes We Choked Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Blondie is looking a bit too hard at the black dude

CHOKE HER!!!

The site: thehoeswechoked.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: A little extreme, but nothing too crazy. A good gagging site with hot, nasty skeezers. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.thehoeswechoked.com

At first I was really, really excited — I thought we’d found a site where guys would choke bitches out while they fucked them — a choke fucking site if you will. While it’s not that, it’s the next best thing.

This is a borderline extreme hardcore site — a gagging site. In case you’re not privy, that’s a site where the guys use their monster dongs to gag bitches — they stick them so far down their throats that these cunts damn near puke — and sometimes they actually DO puke. Then they fuck the shit out of them. Well, not literally…but damn near. It’s definitely a nice site that will do nothing for some of you, and wonders for the rest of you.

These broads are some of the most destitute in the porn biz in my opinion — to be totally degraded and gagged with a cock to the point of puking means you really need some cabbage. Amazingly, these dames are actually pretty damned attractive for having so little money that they have to resort to purging with a big cock. That’s one thing that this site, and the network it’s a part of, can always be proud of — they get some nice looking chicks to do some degrading shit.

Mindy, for example, is a very attractive chick with long, straight black hair and a killer body. She’s pretty skinny, but not crackhead skinny. She has a nice set of titties, very long legs (which stay in black thigh-high stockings by the way, and a nasty attitude. I actually think she likes this shit! She gets fucked five ways from sideways and takes the dong like a champ!

And the best part is that you can get this site, IF you join through PLD at one of the links on this page for…are you ready?…one dollar. You get three days for $1.00. Shit, you can’t even get 3 postage stamps for a dollar these days — and this is THREE WHOLE DAYS for a buck! 72 hours of bitches literally gagging on lengthy cocks. Oh – -and if you continue on with your membership, you’ll also get access to a shit ton of additional sites. Damn good deal.

A little extreme, but nothing too crazy. A good gagging site with hot, nasty skeezers.

Visit the site: www.thehoeswechoked.com

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Bondage Ladies Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The bondage thing is cool and all but nobody touches my nipples

That is one flat chested lady.

The site: bondageladies.com

The price: $1.00 trial/ $29.92 month

The verdict: We think that this is one of the good ones. It is a very large site with lots of pictures and videos and, from what we could tell, they are really well done. They get pretty graphic but not so graphic that you are horrified. The network is a stellar deal as well. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.bondageladies.com

We wanted to get to this review a whole lot sooner for your bondage lovers, but we couldn’t as we were all tied up! HA!!!!! We kill us! Whew!!! That is some good shit right there! Classic jokery!

Bondage Ladies is a mega-site with many what we like to refer to as “commercial bondage” videos and pictures. What we mean by that is that while this is a real bondage site, it is not a real extreme bondage site. This is the kind of bondage that most people think of and most people like. There are also extreme bondage sites out there that we have reviewed that many people cannot stomach. For those of you that want the hardcore stuff as opposed to this, see our review for SadoSlaves.

That being said, they do push the envelope quite a ways. It is more than a light spank on the rump and a rope around her hands. There is some pain and some “torture” here, so this ain’t pansy shit! There are also a lot of pics and vids of candle wax, piercing and BDSM, such as clothespins and hard-tying! Very nice quality videos as well! Not soft-core, but not the hardest we have seen. In our opinion, based upon our personal preferences, this is the happy medium.

The best part fo this is the fee and the network deal that goes along with it. First of all, you can get three days for $1.00, which is incredible at the very least. Then if you like the punishment that they are dishing out, you can join for 30 days for $29.92. That would honestly be a good price for this site alone, as it is a very nice little bondage site. But you also get, in addition to this site, SIXTY more sites! They are not all bondage and BDSM sites, but they are all good and you should be able to find a lot of shit that you like in 60different sites with many different themes!

We think that this is one of the good ones. It is a very large site with lots of pictures and videos and, from what we could tell, they are really well done. They get pretty graphic but not so graphic that you are horrified. The network is a stellar deal as well.

Visit the site: www.bondageladies.com

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Sluts On A Leash Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

"As soon as we get to the slut park I'll take your leash off and let you run a bit."

The site: slutsonaleash.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: If you’re the kind of person that digs this sexy shit, you’ll stop at nothing to get some videos of chicks being put in their rightful place. Luckily, it’s almost nothing that you’ll have to pay. $1 trials (3 days worth) are on sale right now. Join that fucker – save your money for ordinance violation tickets when your slut gets off her leash. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.slutsonaleash.com

I hate it when they make me keep my slut on a leash. This no-leash law stuff is bullshit. I mean- who has the time to drive to the fucking park and walk all the way out to the leash-free area just to let their sluts run free? I fucking don’t, that’s for sure. Oh well – I guess I just have to walk my slut on a leash like I do now, picking her shit up off of strangers’ lawns and the like.

These fuckers prefer their sluts to remain leashed, so that’s exactly what you’re gonna get when you join – lots of sluts (fucking hot, goth types too) that are collared with studs and spikes and made to do exactly what their master says – or get discipline-fucked in every way imaginable. Lots of choke fucking, lots of gagging, lots of leather, chains, domination – you know, the whole 9 yards of cock.

My favorite video on here was a coitus mash-up between some 3 legged dude and two scum bags named Katrina and Selena Silver. These 2 dark haired sluts are basically twins (aren’t they all – I mean, only the holes matter, right), except one of them is covered in tattoos. Tattoos make my cock get hard and run out of skin. And when I see a tattooed chick, in a leash, get fucked violently AND eat out another leashed whore – well, let’s just say messes are made around here.

If you’re the kind of person that digs this sexy shit, you’ll stop at nothing to get some videos of chicks being put in their rightful place. Luckily, it’s almost nothing that you’ll have to pay. $1 trials (3 days worth) are on sale right now. Join that fucker – save your money for ordinance violation tickets when your slut gets off her leash.

Visit the site: www.slutsonaleash.com

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