Bondage and Pain

Sloppy Gaggers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Not thinking sloppy right now

Not thinking sloppy right now

The site: sloppygaggers.com

The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 a Month

The verdict: Like the site, really like the network. No complaints. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.sloppygaggers.com

I love to fuck me some throat. I prefer to go as deep as I possibly can and touch ONLY the wind pipe/larynx area. I hate lips and teeth – they can all fuck off. If I can get jiggy with a voice box, I am in neck heaven.

A side question here – is there any other kind of “gagger” besides a sloppy one? I mean – have you ever seen anyone eloquently gagging on a pulsating cock? That sort of activity is pretty much synonymous with sloppy, is it not? I submit that it is, Watson.

Their “gimmick” is that they’re a gagging and blowjob site, with an emphasis on sloppy and wet blowjob. Fuckin’ A…I like that shit. I’ve actually had a few Bjs in my day that were more clinical than sloppy – and they were shit. When I get road head, I prefer the front seat area of the car to look like an alien has just given birth. I’m down with sloppy.

I’m also down with $3 trial memberships- because, well…who the fuck isn’t? That, and the fact that if you join this site you also get access to all of the sites in its network (about a dozen or so) – all of which are pro sites with very regular updates. Good deal whether or not gagging is your thing, because you get the other sites which include Asian porn, stockings/legs, leashes, backstabbers and more.

If you do wander on to this site, check out Larissa. She’s a brunette whore that swallows cock like raw oysters. Although her tits are rarely paid attention to in her scenes, they are perfectly small for me. But the best part is how far she can jam a meat monster down her throat without passing out. This chick could satisfy a flagpole.

Like the site, really like the network. No complaints.

Visit the site: www.sloppygaggers.com

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Slap That Butt Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

deserving

HIT HER AGAIN!

The site: slapthatbutt.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Well, I’m gonna go jerk off while spanking myself. Sure, I won’t let a chick smack me around, and I’ll be damned if I let a guy do it, but after seeing this site my ass is getting SPANKED!!! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.slapthatbutt.com

I don’t like to get spanked. If some bitch spanked me during sex (or any other time for that matter) I believe I’d be inclined to knock every last one of that bitches teeth down her fucking word hole. Now watching chicks get spanked — that’s a WHOLE different story. That makes my daddy parts feel all warm and solid-like. Slap That Butt is a great spanky-spank site.

This site is one of a couple in this network that are dedicated to spanking. The other one was pretty damn good. This one is better. Both have a shitload of videos of chicks getting walloped, and both are included when you join the network, so you get a shitpack full of spanks when you join this baby. Oh yeah — and it only costs a buck. $1.00 gets you a trial membership to this dandy, then you can extend that baby to include ALL of the numerous sites in this network for less than twenty-five bucks a pop. Excellent deal.

One nice thing about this site as opposed to some of the other spank sites that we have done, is that they feature a lot of videos wherein ladies smack around other ladies. I love a good guy on gal spank, but it makes a whole ‘nother level of jerk material when a chick is working over another chick. There were several chick-on-chick extravaganzas on this site — kudos to them for the lesbo action!

I loved me some Tory. Tory wore a little pep outfit (apparently she roots for the U.S.A. as that is what was on the front of her tits) and was sexy as fuck. Long, curly hair pulled back in a pony tail. She took a spanking that would make a 1950s principal proud — and what’s more, she then jerked that dudes cock off onto her reddened arse. Very nice scene — it made my pants feel tighter.

Well, I’m gonna go jerk off while spanking myself. Sure, I won’t let a chick smack me around, and I’ll be damned if I let a guy do it, but after seeing this site my ass is getting SPANKED!!!

Visit the site: www.slapthatbutt.com

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Severe Penetrations Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

The saddest photograph ever taken.

The site: severepenetrations.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: All in all, and entertaining site to be sure, but not my cup of tea when it comes to porn. The good nes is that members get access toa shitload mroe sites, so it’s well worth the join. Shit — it’s worth $1.00 just to see the full length video of Dildo Demon getting his fuck on. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.severepenetrations.com

Sit down. There’s something I have to show you. I have no way of truly describing this, so you’re going to have to bear with a visual sketch of this incredible gawk-fest, then go to this site and see it for yourself. Trust me — it’s one of the most fucked up, bizarre fucking things you may ever lay eyes on. And I’m a guy who has seen just about everything — and certainly WAYYY more than you have. It’s that strange.

Here goes — on the front page of Severe Penetrations is a video/scene entitled “Dildo Demon.” It actually refers to a “movie monster,” if you will, that appears in the film. The particular monster is a man-sized, hair covered creature that resembles a cross between a rat, a man, and a — actually it looks like nothing I’ve ever seen before. The dandy part is that this hideous creature is also covered with rubber dicks. Approximately 15 to 20 dildos cover this ghoul from head to toe — and he goes around fucking naked women with them. See? I told you I could not do it justice. Just go look…please? Just to make sure that it is not me just going crazy?!?

Besides the Dildo Demon, I didn’t see any other monsters on the site, so I guess I would categorize it as an extreme penetration site rather than a horror movie. You know — bitches getting their snappers and arses poked with big sticks, glass tubes, gigantic rubber cocks, softball bats, lava lamps, dildo monsters — you know…the usual.

You’ve gotta be a little off center to enjoy a site like this — sexually that is. I enjoyed the site immensely for it’s comedic value. I love to see shit like that, but it doesn’t get me off. Not that you;re weird if it does — to each his own. Okay…well, you may be a little weird…but lucky for you when you join they keep your info confidential!

And in addition to letting you keep your dignity, they also let you hang on to a lot of your cash. You can join this site, and get access to a shitload of others (more normal sites too) — for ONE DOLLAR. Yeah — I thought nothing was crazier than Dildo Demon until I heard their intro rate. $1.00 gets you this site and a lot of normal fuck sites too — so when you’re done laughing your ass off at some of the shit on here, you can go get your balls off.

Actually, I should point out that if you can see through the ridiculousness of some of it, there is some real hardcore shit in here, and the botches are really getting off AND in pain. It’s a nice mix of pain and pleasure…again, IF you can see through some of the ridiculousness.

All in all, and entertaining site to be sure, but not my cup of tea when it comes to porn. The good nes is that members get access toa shitload mroe sites, so it’s well worth the join. Shit — it’s worth $1.00 just to see the full length video of Dildo Demon getting his fuck on.

Visit the site: www.severepenetrations.com

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Sex and Submission Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

sexandsubmission

What the fuck did you say to me, bitch?

The site: sexandsubmission.com

The price:$19.95/month

The verdict: A truly awesome new entry from the Cybernet family of sites. Fiercely aggressive sex featuring men who dominate with an iron hand, and women who love every moment of it. Bound to become one of the most popular sites on the web, especially given the cheap monthly fee (for now). 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.sexandsubmission.com

I’m going to surprise myself by saying this, but it’s true: the people at Cybernet have created Sex and Submission, a site that’s even better than its flagship Fucking Machines site.  I believe Sex and Submission will eventually pass Fucking Machines as its no. 1 seller. There, I said it. You’ll have to decide for yourself, of course, but hear me out.

Cybernet, also the home of champion sites like Hogtied, Wired Pussy and Ultimate Surrender, has long produced some of the best sexual videos ever made. But if there’s one complaint about those sites, it’s that the content is mainly girl-on-girl only. It’s almost always another female doing the whipping, flogging, binding or orgasm-forcing. On the occasions where men do make it in front of the camera, it’s rarely in a sexual role — they’re simply holding the giant rotating penis machine, or attaching nipple clamps, or turning the buttons on a Sybian. Cybernet even tried a site called “Real Fucking Couples,” but stopped updating it months ago, presumably due to a lack of interest.

With the long-overdue arrival of Sex and Submission, that’s finally changed. Take Cybernet’s hallmark machinery — the tireless, flesh-pounding orgasm machines, the clit suckers, the electrostimulators, the whips, the ball gags, all of it — and add to it a lucky army of men who (finally!) get to fuck the living hell out of these models while they’re so turned on from the machinery.

Sex and Submission seems overdue, doesn’t it? I mean, as effective as the Cybernet machinery has been over the last decade in extracting life-altering, mind-shattering orgasms from its models, one thing remains: there wasn’t a real penis in sight. And despite the advantages of the machinery, all of these models still really, really like dicks with men attached to them. And luckily for us, many of them like to be dominated while they’re being fucked.

You know the type of girl I’m talking about — you’ve probably run into at least one or two in your life. The girl who not only likes her ass smacked, but likes her hair pulled — hard. She likes her nipples squeezed and bitten — hard. She likes it when you pin her arms behind her back when you’re taking her doggie style, and when you choke her when she’s about to cum. These are the girls of Sex and Submission.

The men of Sex and Submission are up to the task. They take the reins from the moment the action starts, pounding the girls every which way with the force of a jackhammer, all the while doing plenty of hairpulling, choking and humiliation. It’s so intense that they include at the end of every video a minute or so of post-coital snuggling and laughing between the man and woman, so that faint-hearted viewers are reassured that it was all done with consent, that no one was forced to shoot the videos, etc. It’s truly outstanding action, and as I said before, Sex and Submission will be famous in no time.

If your idea of a hot sex scene is two lovers making sweet & gentle love under silk sheets, then you’re not going to like Sex and Submission (and why are you on Porny Little Devil, anyway?). All other red-blooded men who like things to get rough will, without a doubt, love this site. A truly awesome new entry from the Cybernet family of sites. Fiercely aggressive sex featuring men who dominate with an iron hand, and women who love every moment of it. Bound to become one of the most popular sites on the web, especially given the cheap monthly fee (for now).

UPDATE! The producers of SexAndSubmission.com are now offering an on demand option if you dont want to pay the full subscription price. Visit the site at KinkOnDemand.com

Visit the site: www.sexandsubmission.com

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Burning Angel Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

burningangel

This is what it looks like when an angel burns.

The site: burningangel.com

The price:$19.99/month

The verdict: I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.burningangel.com

I want to get my cock tattooed, but I am scared that it might hurt. Do you think it will? Before you answer, you should know that I routinely spread honey on my cock and let fire ants have at it – you know, just for a release of sorts.

This site is one of my all-time favorite pro sites, and it is the flagship site of possibly the very best network on the entire internet if you are into alt porn. Chicks with tattoos get me so fucking hard I could cut diamonds with my cock, and this network is fucking FULL of them.

There’s a ton of shit going on here, so it’s a little tough to catch it all in a few paragraphs. Obviously, it’s an alt/punk/goth/emo type site, with tons of super, super hot chicks with piercings and tattoos. It’s a lot like that Suicide chick site (you know the one), but better because it’s hardcore.  Like, really good hardcore fucking.

The extras include lots of member and site model discussion on a ton of forums. I checked the forums out, and MANY of the starlets are on there, posting and talking with the members. They also have contests , interviews with famous bands and people and a ton of additional shit, not to mention the hardcore fuck videos and pictures (of which there are tons and tons). I like to think of it as a hardcore, digital playboy for guys who like punky-type chicks. In other words, good and entertaining form of Playboy.

The network costs $20 per month to join. Read closely – I didn’t say just this site.  I said the entire fucking network of 8 alt porn sites costs $30 per month. And only $50 for 90 days. To me, this is one of the best deals on the net. Again -only if you’re into tattooed gals.

I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans.

Visit the site: www.burningangel.com

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Sadistic Sluts Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Yipes!

The site: sadisticsluts.com

The price: $2.95 trial/ $39.99 month

The verdict: Elvira herself would be proud of this site. If you are into the pain and dark side of sex, you are going to shit yourself here…but only if we say you can! Bitch!  7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.sadisticsluts.com

No pain, no gain!

If that rings true, then the makers of Sadistic Sluts have out gained everyone! This site features some of the darkest and most disturbing types of bondage ever seen on film. This is definitely not for the weak of stomach or for those who are into a little tying up and a smack on the ass. This is hardcore shit, folks!

Sadistic Sluts offers the type of bondage that makes some people cringe and say, “Who the fuck would let someone do that to them?” The good news is that there is no one type of bondage that they focus on, offering several videos with different ways to hurt and pleasure people.

The one that caught our eye most quickly was Pierced and Punished, posted on December 8, 2005. The torture victim is a sexy brunette with ginormous tits! Awe mean extra, extra large, boys! The kind that should have Goodyear tattooed on them! She is chained to the wall in a dungeon, but that just wasn’t enough for these filmmakers. She then gets caned with a thin rod on her ass, a move that had to hurt like a motehrfucker! But they weren’t done yet. They then shoved 8 piercing devices through her back and several in the back of her arms! OUCH!! Done? Not yet! They then lave all of those devices on her back together so that she looks like a giant roller skate! Why? Hell if we know, but if you are into pain I can almost guarantee you a super hard cum!

There are SEVERAL other videos along this same vein, with tight ropes around the tits and many, many clothespins pinching huge boobs! If that is a little too much for you, there are also somewhat lighter videos, with tying up and fucking…although those are fairly hardcore as well.

The pictures on this site are well worth watching too, with many different areas of bondage getting ample picture time. There are many partial fisting and whole fisting pics, as well as bound and balled, chained and a “bolt cutter assault!” We will let you discover that last one for yourself!

This is a niche site that you may or may not be into. It is all or nothing here, so be sure before you join. The membership fee for an entire month is $39.99, but the hard to beat price of $2.95 will get you a three-day membership. That will give you plenty of time to determine how twisted you are!!

Elvira herself would be proud of this site. If you are into the pain and dark side of sex, you are going to shit yourself here…but only if we say you can! Bitch!

Visit the site: www.sadisticsluts.com

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Sado Slaves Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Creepy old dudes know how to handle shit

Creepy old dudes know how to handle shit

The site: sadoslaves.com
The price:$5.95 trial/ $34.95 month

The verdict: A very special niche. You have got to LOVE pain and submissiveness toget into this site. But if you do, then this is utopia. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.sadoslaves.com

This is by far the most terrifying site that we have ever seen in our lives. If you are into EXTREME pain, then this is the only place that you need ever go again. If you are not into extreme pain, stay as far away from this place as you possibly can. As a matter of fact, if you are not into extreme pain, stop reading this review immediately.

Weights, needles, wax, clamps, gags, cages, ropes, chains, racks and suspension. When you put it that way, it doesn’t sound nearly as painful as it really is. The difference between this site and others we have seen is that they drag these bitches in off of the street — true amateurs that need some cash — and brutalize them. Some of it is really horrific. The important thing to remember is that it is voluntary, despite the set-up and the fact that they want you to think it is not.

The girls themselves are nothing to write home about, but as you know if you are reading this, that is not what this fetish is all about. It matters little what these slave sluts look like, it is what is done to them and how they react that is the turn on. And the Slave Master on this site knows what the fuck he is doing, that is for certain. It is hard to tell how much the girls expect, but it is safe to say that it always seems that it is FAR worse than anything they expected.

One example is Dana, a young, light-skinned black girl that came to the Sadoslave to (what else) get some cash. She agreed to be tortured, probably thinking it would be some spankings and a little bondage. She was so, so wrong. She gets hot wax poured all over her tits and ass, then gets needles shoved through her tits. Lots of them. Then she gets an electric wand shoved into her filthy cunt and she takes some electrocution for a while. She cries.

The membership fee is $5.95 to check it out for a few days, and $34.95for a month. They have already tortured over 100 girls, and all of those have videos. You also get bonus access to Miss Pain, another horrific pain site. Not quite as shocking as this one, but brutal nonetheless.

A very special niche. You have got to LOVE pain and submissiveness toget into this site. But if you do, then this is utopia.

Visit the site: www.sadoslaves.com

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Rope Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

RopePorn

"Gimme some of that rope, Woman, so I can fuck it and make some Rope Porn!"

The site: ropeporn.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: In a word — fucking stellar (the term “fucking” is so common and essential in my vocabulary that I don’t even consider it a word anymore). Incredibly dark, exceedingly erotic – a one of a kind. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.ropeporn.com

If you don’t like to be tied up or to tie someone else up before coitus, well then, fuck you! That’s right…I said it. Fuck off, you prudish dick. What – do you just do your hookers missionary? I bet you jerk off with gloves too, you priggish bastard. C’mon &  live a little. Break out your cock and tie it to the keyboard, then read this review. When you are done reading, go join Rope Porn and then untie your cock. I guarantee you it will want your hand more than ever before.

The premise of Rope Porn is a simple idea (basically bondage with hemp ropes), but not easy to make unique and captivating. The guys that made Rope Porn took shit to a whole new level and, in doing so, created a masterpiece. The chicks are in the teen/early 20s range, but none are the dolled up type that you see on so many solo girl sites. Instead, they are dark. Sexy, no doubt, but troubled. And because of this, they allow themselves to be bound – and after that they have no control over what happens. And that “what”  is a lot of sex and pain.

On Rope Porn, each girl is tightly bound with hard and coarse ropes, then tortured with the tongues of masked men. They want to escape, but are forced to remain still and silent (unless told otherwise) while the masked men have their way with them. Then, when they are given the slightest bit of slack in their ropes and able to free themselves, instead of rushing out of the room, they rush to the cocks of their captors and fuck them Stockholm Syndrome style.

We are very familiar with the makers of Rope Porn, as they have made several other sites that are cutting edge, very original and extremely sexy. No teeny boppers sucking on lollipops here. Instead you might find a teen whose psyche is shattered, sucking on a boot heel or being punished for complaining about her very real rope burns.

The only thing standard about Rope Porn is the fee to get a membership, which is your regular $29.95 per month (it seems this is the price of almost every site these days). But the normalcy ends there, as you also get 2 additional, incredible sites with that fee – Dirty Spank (one of my personal favorites) and Ripped Pantyhoses. Oh, and you can save a full month’s fee by joining for 90 days ($59.95). See? The way I see it, you can’t afford NOT to join.

In a word — Rope Porn is fucking stellar.  Incredibly dark & exceedingly erotic, it’s one of a kind.

Visit the site: www.ropeporn.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Club Hardcore Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

thems is some thick stems

thems is some thick stems

The site: clubhardcore.com

The price:$1.00 trial

The verdict: It’s pretty fucking hard to sum up 900 years worth of porn. The best I can say is this — if you’re into professionally produced porn, megasites, and newbie starlets, I can’t think of a site that advertises more volume than this one — and I’ve seen a lot of fucking sites. Cheap and huge — like your Mom. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.clubhardcore.com

I butt-fucked a chick once using that gritty, sandy-type hand lotion as lube. True story. It was all I could find in my drunken stupor, and in the darkness of a strangers home. Why am I telling you this? Oh — good question. I was just confessing. I assumed you were a Priest, since you are sneaking around looking for quality porn. I suppose you’d be looking for the “11 year-old” category if that were the case. Sorry for the confusion.As it is, you’ve stumbled on my review for Club Hardcore, a veritable potpourri of poon productions. They boast of having over 710,000 skin pics, over 325,000 movies, over 200 live sex cams and over 100 live reality/voyeur cams. Let me put that in perspective for you — if you were to watch one movie per day from this site, it would take you over 325,000 days to see them all. You’d be over 900 years old by the time you finished up. Even Viagra can’t help a 900 year-old dick.

So content volume shouldn’t be an issue, unless you are amongst the living dead. But what about price? Not an issue either — even if you’re pretty fucking poor (which you aren’t since you apparently have internet access). $1.00 will get you 72 full hours. Hey — use your time wisely and that could net you at least 30 whackings. Be sure to use lube for the last 10, though — that shit starts to hurt after about a score’s worth of friggings.

It’s pretty fucking hard to sum up 900 years worth of porn. The best I can say is this — if you’re into professionally produced porn, megasites, and newbie starlets, I can’t think of a site that advertises more volume than this one — and I’ve seen a lot of fucking sites. Cheap and huge — like your Mom.

8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.clubhardcore.com

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