"Is that what my ass looks like?"
The site: naked.com
The price:Varies
The verdict: Fuck yeah, I’d join it. What -am I supposed to ignore my overburdened nut sack? 8.5 out of 10.
What in the fuck did we do before cam sites? I have been scuffing the rubber to cam sites for so long, I can’t recall how I used to alleviate nut buildage. Oh wait – now I remember – I used to draw naughty pictures in a notebook and flip the pages with one hand really fast, while I fasturbated with the other hand. Get off my ass – I couldn’t afford smut mags back then!
Naked.com is simply a huge cam site. Sometimes simple is better, you know. The day I visited there were about 140 slicked up pieces of ass, all writhing around some bed somewhere, waiting for you to come beat off to them so they can make ends meet. Let’s not sugar coat it here – they need you and you need them.
They have all types of chicks – Asian, petite, big tits, black, fat – whatever engorges your cock with erection blood. I mean, shit, man – there are currently 140 of them to choose from. It’s like a box store for, well…box. Believe it or not, I write my own jokes!
I always like how payment works at a cam site. You basically pay by the nut. If you have whacking off down to a science like I do, you can spend as little as a few bucks to saturate your keyboard with discarded babies. Sure, I like to slow down the process from time to time – but when $$ is on the line in this recession, I pull out the big guns and go for a 90 second twisting. Packages for minutes range from $4.00 per month to $20 per month, depending on how horny you are.
Cam sites are, by nature, all very similar to each other. All of the good ones, like this one, have tons of hot chicks to chat with and make sexy play with. The thing that you will certainly like about this one is the stellar talent they have on board. And let’s be honest — that’s about the only thing you are looking for in a cam site, right?
Fuck yeah, I’d join it. What – am I supposed to ignore my overburdened nut sack?
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