[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.torbecz.com

God, I would love to get my hanglow up in some little foreign slut. Visiting the Eastern Europe is on my bucket list. Of course, so is taking a crap on a Grand Slam platter in a Reno Denny’s, milking a dwarfed elephant and ass raping Jessica Tandy’s corpse.

I was really impressed by the high quality pussy on this TorbeCZ. It’s also a feel good site for out of shape fucklers like yourself, as this Torbe dude ain’t no Addonis, yet he’s sticking his chubby in plenty of super hot chicks.

If I ever do get to go over there, I will spend every waking moment there either searching for or fucking Lucky, a stellar piece of ass that gets the Torbe hammer on this site. Cute as shit, smaller sized cans, tattoo by her puss — all of the qualities that I look for in a foreign cum receptacle. Seriously — go take a look at this little chick on the free area of the site. Just her pic is good enough for me to slick off to.

TorbeCZ.com — as well as about 30 additional Torbe sites — are all included in the membership, which is a standard $30 per month. If you really dig it, join that shit for a year and pay only $7 per month. Fuck yeah, it’s a deal.

Man, I do love American chicks, but I am starting to lean towards the Euro sluts. They are nearly as hot (and hotter in many cases), and they seem to like random cock more than their U.S. counterparts. Torbe CZ is a prime example.

8 out of 10

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[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.littlemutt.com

Have you guys ever beat off to a catalog? I was told that I was fucking weird when my buddy caught me doing it. Of course, I do admit it wasn’t like it was Victoria’s Secret of the lingerie section of the Sears catalog. But still-what’s so awful about cranking my root to the Radio Shack sale bill?

Let’s get this out there right away – fucking STELLAR talent on this site. LOTS of gorgeous 20-something gals (and even a little fresher than that lots of the time). And you can be damn sure that I am not just tossing the word gorgeous around – they are fucking drop dead stunners. Honestly…some of the best – if not THE best – content I have seen in a long, long time.

They are chick-next-door types, but this is no grainy, shitty home video site. Instead, they have found the most gorgeous “normal” chicks around (around where is what I want to know – these chicks are god damned incredible), and shot them in very high quality video and film. Oh – and you may want to know this little tidbit– they all take turns fucking each other.

Why do I hold these chicks in such high regard? Well, if you saw them on the street, you would never guess they are in porn, which makes them that much hotter. They are like the chick that works at the bank drive-thru that gives you a bone-dog every time you make a deposit. Or the sweet little thing that you see at the pool all the time that makes you cum your shorts. It’s those kinds of chicks – -and tons of them.

There are chicks of just about every flavor here, so whatever plays your fiddle you should be able to find. My personal favorite was Faye Reagan. This little redhead is covered in freckles – a precious rarity in porn. She’s one of the cutest gals I’ve ever seen in porn as well. In fact, I would join this site specifically to watch her work.

Here’s a tip you won’t get anywhere else, because the Devil has some fucking sources – Little Mutt is making some MAJOR site improvements in the next couple of weeks. Their major downfall has been sub par navigation. Well, get this – the members let them know it sucked, and they listened. They are currently completely rewriting the site navigation, implementing new toolbars that are more intuitive, systematic and efficient, making it MUCH easier for member to find their way around the site and find the content they want.

Pretty good sign, huh? If they listen on issues like that, how fast do you think they’ll jump to change the actual content to please the members? Real fucking fast is the answer. Oh – and they aren’t upping the membership fee for any of this. It stays at $30 per month – and cheaper plans are available the longer you join. Shit – join for a year and it’s only about $10 per month.

A fucking home run if we’ve ever seen one. I say that even with the shitty navigation — when that’s fixed I may come back and give it an 11.

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[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.18passport.com

I wonder how they decided that you could get fuck hammered on the internet at 18, but you can’t guy a barley pop until you’re 21? Who would possibly start an online fuck career while she was sober? No one, that’s who. That means all of the chicks on this site are illegally drunk. Shame on you sluts!

This site is basically a passport to 18 total sites (hence the name) — all for the price of one. The sites are all pro sites with top quality cunny, excellent videos and tons of them. There is nothing Earth shattering as far as being unique, but they are nice to whack off to.

If you’ve got an extra $1.00 laying around, you can get 3 full days and, if you like it, you can get a monthly membership for $35 per. Not too bad considering that’s less than $2 per site, per month.

Pretty decent little network here. No complaints. I can’t really say that it’s something I haven’t seen before, but I also can’t say that it’s something I haven’t beat off too before — so that’s good enough for me.

7 out of 10

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[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.euteensclub.com

I have a boner right this very minute. Not from looking at porn – I haven’t done that yet today. It’s one of those phantom boners that comes on for know apparent reason. Or maybe I am turned on by the sound of typing?

Well, how do you like that? Apparently chick under 20 in Europe do nothing but fuck each other and fuck random, large cocked dudes. No wonder they put all of those video cameras in London. They weren’t trying to prevent crime, they just wanted to watch people fuck all the time!

This site features, as it says, the college aged crowd. You won’t get any MILFS or old bitches here. You also won’t get any uglies, fatties or gimps. Oh – and no amateurs either, these are all pro vids. Very good lighting, very nice scenery and very attractive people with very wet body parts.

Also a very good price at $1.00 for 3 days. Like it and pay as little as $20 per month with a 3 month commitment. There is easily 3 months worth of spud milking material on the site – plus they update weekly and you get access to 10 additional high quality sites.

I dig the chicks from across the pond. I really do. They are more “free” with their vaginas than US chicks. Plus, I hear they think American dudes fuck the best. I dig the site.

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7.5 out of 10

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.teensexoutdoors.com

What’s with all the fucking outdoors lately? I can’t even let my dog out to fetch the paper without him coming back with a Trojan hanging out of his ass. I go to the grocery store and — BAM — people are fucking in the milk cooler. At the bank drive-thru the other day I found a dildo in the vacuum tube. And I recently got an unexpected handy J by a meter maid while I was dropping a quarter in the meter. This shit is an epidemic!

Things are looking that way here at this site too, with one major difference. These horndogs are fucking in what appears to be private outdoor areas. I guess that’s fine if you dig it, but to me that takes away from the excitement. Go to Prague and get up in that bitches guts while you ride the subway. That’s the kind of shit that’s super hot. This will fit in the meantime, though.

Let me ask you fuckheads this — if you were minding your own business and some crazy asshole popped out of the bushes and said, “Hey — you give me $1.00 and I’ll take you over here to this backyard where some hot bitches are getting hammered. You can stay for 3 days and whack your turkey all you want.” Would you do it? Fuck’n A right you would. That’s basically what’s happening here with the 3 day, $1.00 trial that this site offers. I’m the crazy fucker and your computer is the bushes. Get it?

Do what I do — load this shit up on your laptop, go out in your front yard, start one of the videos and whack the shit out of your dong right there in plain sight. Then you really get the feeling of getting laid outdoors. And who knows…maybe old lady Gert from down the way will stroll on by and wet your head for you!

7 out of 10

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[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.slovakteensclub.com

The word Slovak sounds disgusting, in my humble – but exceedingly accurate -opinion. One would reasonably expect a Slovak chick to have shit covered antlers hanging from a baggy vagina hole. One would be dead wrong. Not only are these chicks hotter than any slice of trim you’ve had in years, they’re also easier than beating Stephen Hawking in a foot race.

I’ll admit this shit right off the bat – the language these chicks speak, and even their accents when they’re speaking English, sounds like someone got their throat stomped on with a set of sharpened golf spikes, then began vomiting scrap metal. It’s awful. Luckily, they spend little time speaking as a result of having giant boners crammed in their suck holes.

If you see one Slovak chick get fucked all summer, make it be Irene. Irene is a stunningly hot brunette who fucks as dirty as her language sounds. She’s gorgeous, she has very nice, large tits and she’s a screamer. What more do you want?

This is one of those sites with a $1, 3 day trial, which means an automatic join as far as I’m concerned. Plus, if you like it and join for months, you get this site – and about 10 more – for $20 per month. A very, very solid deal, considering these are all top quality, high end professional sites. These cunts don’t work cheap – so take advantage of them when you can.

I say give it at least the $1 trial shot. What have you got to lose? Oh yeah – a dollar. Well fuck you if you’re too poor to spend that on a piece of foreign whack material!

7 out of 10

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[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.totallyblondes.com

Here we go with the blondes again. Hey, I am all for blondes – I love them, in fact. But Christ – don’t you think those cum gutters already have enough confidence in the attractiveness department? I mean – they get more props than any other group. From now on, my cock only goes brown or black. I mean it. I will only butt fuck blondes – no vaginal intercourse for them!

I take that back – I would fuck any bitch on this site in any hole, crack, crevice or wrinkle that I could find on her body. Although it’s nothing unique or new, I do have to admit that they have a fine stable of the fair hairs here.

I liked me some Linda Shane. That’s because she seemed to prefer to get fucked as hard as her dude could lay the hammer, as opposed to easing into some shit. I like bitches who can take a cock punch and roll with it. It also helps that she’s a cum addict with a perfect body, tits and ass.

The downside to the site, as I briefly mentioned, is that you could change the URL and make it one of 10,000 sites out there. I mean, let’s be honest – professional, blonde porn star sites are not very hard to come by. You couldn’t swing a used rubber around without hitting ten of them on every Google page. I like the shit, but it’s hard to tell the sites apart most of the time.

One reason to join this one over many others, though, is the fact that you can get a taste for $1. That will give you three days. After that, the best option is a 3 monther, at $20 per month. There are other options, but this is the cheapest. It also includes at least 10 additional pro sites.

All in all a nice one, but I will forget it as soon as I finish typing this sentence.

6 out of 10

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[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.gogoamanda.com

Go fucking go indeed, Amanda. Go to the bedroom and go down on my cock. Then go get me some steaks. Then go away.

She’s Amanda Crush. As in “I want to beat off to Amanda while she steps on my balls with stiletto heels and tries to Crush them.”  She’s 5’4” and weighs a mere 112. She was born in 1987. NINETEEN FUCKING EIGHTY-SEVEN! I have underwear older than this chick! And that, my friends, is hot as fuck.

Okay – I have a big gripe here. When these bitches list their turn offs – or better yet, when the site makers create their answers- PLEASE stop saying that your turn off is “mean people.”  I assume it wasn’t a very nice guy that made you engulf his balls on the casting couch while he wound up and smacked you right in the fucking lip, so I know you’re fucking lying. Just be honest and say “my step-dad fingering m” or “long lines at the abortion clinic.”

Back to Amanda — she has a very cute face and a nice, but normal, body. In other words, it’s real- and not all plastic and saline. She’s extremely likeable and very nice to beat off to – but she suffers the same fate as most other solo chick sites – she doesn’t get nasty enough. I can only take so many pink dildos and giggle parties. Christ.

She’s definitely worth a $1.00 trial at least, though – and considering the fact that you get a ton of free sites when you join this one, I think she’s worth the full deal. She claims to get to know her members, so who knows – maybe you can talk her into taking the cock on her site.

Hot chick, not naughty enough, though.

6.5 out of 10

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[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.totallyteen.com

My dick is not even close to being the largest I have seen, but I like to think that it’s just because of my perspective. I’m pretty tall, so all I get is a bird’s eye view of it. I bet you that when it’s eye level to a 20 year old slut, she thinks it’s pretty large.

Well, right off the bat, the good news about this site is that it is in HD. I never thought I would dig HD porn when I first pondered it, but it has grown on me. I thought I would be a little sickened to see all of the blemishes and shit like that on an otherwise hot chick’s body. Instead, I have a new blemish fetish and want to fuck a bruise at some point in my life.

The “models” (read: fuck bags) here are definitely in the upper end of porn sluts. Very fresh, very hot and cute and all of that shit. The are pros, so if you are looking for amateur stuff, look elsewhere. I didn’t see any of them that I would rate lower than a 7 – and most were higher.

My fave was Irene – by far. She is a very, very hot brunette with a gorgeous set of cans and a pussy that you – yes you – would literally give your life for to spend 5 minutes in it. I mean it. You would allow someone the blow your fucking brains all over the wall with a shotgun if they let you slip your wiggler in her for 5 lousy minutes.

3 day trials are available for now – and they are only $1.00. If you join full-time, you pay $20 per month (with a 3 month commitment), and you get access to at LEAST 10 additional HD sites. Good deal – especially the $1.00 trial.

Really nice HD site. If you8 like the polished, professional type of porn – with fresh 18plus teens, you will dig it. I promise. … 8 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.TOTALLYTEEN.COM

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.wildpartywhores.com

Spring fucking break, my men! I love it, you love it. I’m 33 years old, and I still go to the spring break hot spots every year and get laid more than a Boy Scout leader. I plan to continue this for the rest of my life — and I guaran-fuckin’-tee that it will continue to work. Why? Because young bitches and booze creates a slut monster that will show everything to anyone while fucking anything. God bless spring break.

Wild Party Whores is a spring break/drunk college girls making out/wet t shirt contest/whatever else you want to call it site. You’ve all seen them — most of them have “wild” somewhere in the title and they all have teen sluts making out with each other. In that sense, this site is no different. Not a whole lot of actually intercourse, but a whole lot of titties, a whole lot of wet bitches kissing each other and a whole lot of gyrating, on-stage, topless (and sometimes bottomless) dancing.

The one thing that is VERY different is the price you pay to join, and that price, when you join through Porny Little Devil, is $1.00! One fucking dollar for a spring break site? Have you guys ever tried to join that other, ultra-popular with the “Wild Girls” on it? You ain’t gettin’ that shit for a buck, I promise you that. And this is the same kind of thing — no worse to be sure. Even better, in fact, because you also get access to dozens of additional (and traditional) porn sites when you join this one. So you can first get all worked up by the college chickadees greasing on each other, then you can move over to a hardcore fuck site and twist one out. There is a utopia…

If nothing else, just go watch the trailer on the front page of the site. You probably know what to expect already, but this will give you a little more of a taste (and it’s free, so what the fuck, right?). I like bitches drenched in water, It’s just a thing for me I guess. There are countless water logged freaks on this site. I also like college bitches — and have since high school. Again, I can enjoy more than my fair share of them on this site.

No surprises here. Naked, gyrating college girls grabbing their own titties and screaming, “WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO.” over and over again. I love it, personally. And the price makes me love it that much more. … 7 out of 10

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