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Roadside Pickups Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Roadside Pickups Sample Photo

Chug that shit, Bitch!!!!!!!!

The site: roadsidepickups.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: Give yourself a cheap taste with the $1.00 three day trial. That’s always the best way to go. Oh – and if you do like it, join for less than $25 per month and get FIFTY additional sites. One of the best deals, volume-wise, that exists on the porner-net. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.roadsidepickups.com

I picked up a hitch hiker once. She was kind of skanky, but definitely worth taking a dip in. I told her I’d give her a ride if she let me fuck her first. She smacked me. Turns out she was a nun whose church bus had just broken down and she was in desperate need of a ride back to the convent. I suppose I should have known from her black and white habit and rosary beads. Oh well – I still got a handjob out of it, so all was not lost.

You’ve seen these kind of sites before. They allegedly see these random cum dumpsters trolling along the highway and each and every time they agree to come with them, get fucked and let them film it – all for a few hundred bucks. Now…I’m not saying this can’t happen – I once picked up a random chick at Mardi Gras and she was sucking my steak before I could introduce myself – but that was ONCE. They have an entire website of these occurrences. Plus – there are just lots of things that that don’t appear to be off the cuff.

The other thing that makes me skeptical – but also makes me happier than if they were not staged – is the fact that most of these chicks are really, really cute. They do a good job of getting some quality talent to play along with their little hitchhiker game.

And even though these are staged encounters (yes, I’m calling them out on it- I’m officially saying they’re staged), they have that real feel. It’s nice to see chicks get fucked in places other than hotel beds or trailers with wood paneling. It’s always nice to see chicks get fucked in RVs, vans, rest stops and the like. Makes me want to hit the open road and pick up some lot lizards.

Give yourself a cheap taste with the $1.00 three day trial. That’s always the best way to go. Oh – and if you do like it, join for less than $25 per month and get FIFTY additional sites. One of the best deals, volume-wise, that exists on the porner-net.

Visit the site: www.roadsidepickups.com

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Red Ass Teens Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Red Ass Teens Sample Photo

Holy smokes!

The site: redassteens.com

The price:$5.95 trial/ $34.95 month

The verdict: This is a niche site, but a very, very good one if you are a spank fanatic. Well worth the money because they get it right! 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.redassteens.com

You spank freaks should site down, pull up a chair and prepare to be wowed. Of all the spanking sites we have seen, we would have to say that this is definitely the best. And by best we mean most brutal and extreme. If you are into light spanking and play, this is not for you. This is for those who are into hard, unabashed ass whoopins!

Ok, ok…so the plot is horribly stupid. Mike is a “warden” of a girls reform school. Imagine the luck. He gets to deal out punishment when the girls are bad. The only real part about it is the punishment that he deals out, which is VERY real. Also very severe, always leaving marks and often bleeding and scarring. Yeah — THAT real! And the punishment is not limited to spanking either — Mike likes to cane girls, whip them and paddle them — being damn sure to at least leave a bruise.

The content is all original and there is a good deal of it. The membership fee of $5.95 for a trial and $34.95 per month after that is definitely worth it in our minds, mainly because this kind of niche is harder to find that many others, and these guys do a bang up job of bringing it to you very well. You’ll be hard pressed to find another site just like this one. The girls are sexy and the videos are good quality too!

Speaking of sexy girls, our favorite on here was Michelle, a bad girl who was punished for wearing a skirt that was too short. Imagine that. She not only gets spanked with the iron hand of Mike the Warden, she also gets spanked with a fly swatter, caned, flogged and fucked. Now THAT is a proper punishment. Michelle is a cutie — long brunette hair, fucking rock solid ass and pussy, and small tits. She is in good shape and we think she is sexy as fuck!

The membership fee is $5.95 for a trial and $34.95 for a month. In our opinion this is probably the best spanking site we have seen, so it is well worth it to be able to get exactly what you want that turns you on the most. You cannot put a price tag on ecstasy!

This is a niche site, but a very, very good one if you are a spank fanatic. Well worth the money because they get it right!

Visit the site: www.redassteens.com

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Real Teens Kissing Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Real

Pinch me.

The site: realteenskissing.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: I can’t do justice in words how hot these girls are, and how hotter they are when they are fucking each other. Very top of the line talent doing very bottom of the barrel shit to each other. Fan-fucking-tastic! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.realteenskissing.com

If by “Real Teens Kissing” you mean “Two Or More Un-fucking-believably Hot Teen Chicks Making Out, Jack Hammering Dildos Into Each Other’s Ditches and Eating One Another’s Pussy Like An Ethiopian Kid At a Vegas Buffet,” then yes, the name of this site is very, very accurate.

This site is for guys (and girls) that like hot, teen lesbos — and mostly blond ones. You know the typical super hot, sexy cheerleader-type teen? Yes you do — or at least your cock does! This is her — over and over and over and over again. There are some scenes on this site that include SIX bitches at once, fucking, sucking, ducking — anything that ends in “ucking” is happening here. Extremely hot site.

I don’t believe that this site is “technically” a high definition site, but it’s real fucking hard to tell when you look at the videos here. The site is from the Adult Elite fellers — a fantastic group of guys (presumably — I don’t know them, but only a guy could put his imagination in play like this) that has a great network with incredible girls, outstanding videos and and sites and cheap, cheap memberships. Like — $1.00 cheap. Yeah, $1.00 trial membership, and less than $25 for a full bore membership. And that not only gets you this fucking tremendous slice of heaven, but dozens of other similar slices of heaven — possibly making up the entirety of heaven in one place for one low price.

Anyone who reads me often knows that I’m a fucking babbling mess when it comes to hot chicks in schoolgirl outfits. Or plaid anything, really. You could put a girl in a moon suit, stick a plaid pencil in her hand, and I get a dick so hard I could drill for oil with it. That’s why my favorite scene on this site is one featuring Linda & Chelsea. One of them is a brunette in black and white plaid, the other is a blond in your standard green, red and black plaid. I would pay a minimum of $700 just to have either one of them stand in front of me in their garb for 3 minutes while I jerk off. They’re that hot. Now, multiply that hotness by 73 billion, when you watch them make out with each other, dildo each other and glaze each others’ faces with their quim juices.

I can’t do justice in words how hot these girls are, and how hotter they are when they are fucking each other. Very top of the line talent doing very bottom of the barrel shit to each other. Fan-fucking-tastic!

Visit the site: www.realteenskissing.com

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Cherry Potter Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Careful -- you're gonna get chiggers on your lady parts!

The site: cherrypotter.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: Good price and great sex. Needs a little more content on this particular site, but it will come. She seems to be working hard at it. The content she has is very watchable. Cherry Potter has definitely cast her spell on us. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.cherrypotter.com

At first, we laughed our asses off at this site. Not because of the content…we had never even been there yet. But you have to admit, a name spin-off of Harry Potter for a porn site is a bit of a laugh. It turns out, however, that Cherry got the last laugh. Although we may be able to make fun of her name, her website is well put together and her videos and pictures are above average. She is a different sort, but in a way that we found sexy.

This is yet another one-girl site, featuring the tiny-titted Cherry Potter. If you are a big bust kind of guy, and if you MUST have that, then go away. Leave the small tits to the rest of us. Cherry has some tiny ones, no bones about it…A cups at the largest! Tiny tit lovers rejoice, because she not only has the small tits, she is a great fuck…for men and women both. By the way, we are starting to think that Montreal, Canada is full of 19 year-old nymphos, however, because it seem like every girl that has her own site out now is from Montreal and is 19. We need to think about relocating.

Cherry is a little bit of a freak too, with a few tattoos and her eyebrow pierced. We like this if it is not overdone. For some reason we think that these girls let loose a little more and get a little more freaky in their sex, which is a great bonus in our view. We did take note that she also seems to enjoy the lesbo scenes a lot more than the straight sex scenes. Whatever floats your boat, little Cherry!

We found her to be a very sexy and seductive gal. One video that is a must see for those of you who like things a little kinky is her Halloween video, which features her and her friend Melissa fucking and sucking each other (they could almost pas for twins). The great part is that they are both painted like jungle cats. Do not be fooled, it is done in a very sexy and tasteful way. But the fucking is anything but tasteful…it is raw and real. The scene finishes with both of them on their backs masturbating with dildos to orgasm, and then licking each other’s dildos.

Cherry offers a decent amount of videos (we cannot wait until she has more) and a good number of pics. Her site is one of 25 or so that you get access to with the Brain Cash Pass, which is $29.95 per month (or $59.95 for 3 months). There are several one-girl type sites in this collection, as well as a few official sites of some porn legends like Peter North and Lex Steele. It is a very good deal and we highly recommend it. Each site has numerous videos and pictures. For the price, you can’t beat it.

Good price and great sex. Needs a little more content on this particular site, but it will come. She seems to be working hard at it. The content she has is very watchable. Cherry Potter has definitely cast her spell on us.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.cherrypotter.com

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Real Hotties Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Red headed women are almost always hot.

You're gonna have to open it wider than that, Honey.

The site: realhotties.com

The price:$2.95 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: Not a bad super-sized site. There were hot chicks, making it live up to its name. They need to work on navigation and some broken links, but there are still hours and hours worth of porn to keep you happy. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)

To join, click here:www.realhotties.com

Here is their stamp of guarantee: “All of the models at RealHotties are 100% hand-selected, board-certified, corn-fed hotties!”

Corn-fed hotties? That is quite and endorsement. From that description, you would not be sure whether you should enter the site or run like hell! Luckily for you, we at Porny Little Devil are brave souls, so we checked it out for you! :) We are happy to report that it is safe for all to enjoy! They really do have a shit-pot full of hot chicks.

This is a super site with hundreds of thousands of pictures and access to tens of thousands of videos, all for a monthly fee of $38.76. This is a little higher than we like to pay for a membership, but in a way it is not all that bad considering the amount of material that you get access to, as opposed to a “normal-sized” site that offers only a handful of girls in a handful of videos for about $10 less. In addition to the videos and pictures, you also get access to live video sex, 24/7sex chat, e-zines and adult games.

Be forewarned, however, that just because the site is called RealHotties, you are not exempt from seeing some dogs. But overall they are pretty damn sexy. For instance, Claudia was a fucking drop dead gorgeous brunette from Europe. She was extremely hot, and also game for anything. She started out with intentions of only using a dildo, but got horny and fucked a guy that they brought in. Then he put it in her poop-chute! Holy jeepers! Good scene. We LOVE foreign women!!!

Another freak that we found amidst the hundreds of hours of video was Sara, a petite little dirty-blonde gal with very nice (and very large) D-cup tits, a perfect body and an ass that almost literally went POW! She was physically perfect in just about every way. Her scene was not all that out of the ordinary, but she was extremely hot so that made it all that much more memorable. She gets fucked from behind and eventually gets her face shot on.

The downside to this site, as with all of the extremely large sites, is that it is harder to navigate and there is absolutely zero personality to it. That may be what you are looking for…after all this is not a “get to know you” type of gathering, it is a fucking jerk-off site, for God’s sake! Am I right, or am I right? Some people, however, like to connect with the site and to feel more taken care of. The super sites do not allow for that, as they spend their time putting up enormous amounts of content!

Not a bad super-sized site. There were hot chicks, making it live up to its name. They need to work on navigation and some broken links, but there are still hours and hours worth of porn to keep you happy!

Visit the site: www.realhotties.com

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Real ExGirlfriends Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Really?

Yes, it's true. Some lucky guys really do have ex-girlfriends that are this hot.

The site: realexgirlfriends.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: And as I said — it’s close enough to the real thing that some of you may even argue with my contention that it is not. So it’s either the next best thing to home video porn, or even better. You decide. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.realexgirlfriends.com

People always submit fuck videos of their exes to “get revenge.” That’s not revenge. To have millions of guys stare at them and jerk off? That’s a fucking compliment. If you REALLY want to get revenge, assfuck her mom. Or better yet, her dad. Then put THAT shit on the internet. There’s revenge for ya.

This site is a member of the Fuck You Cash network (yeah, we liked the name too), so you are guaranteed very high quality chicks, great video and user friendly sites. You are also going to get a shitload of updates — these sites rarely, if ever, get stale at all (with a new girl added each week, I’d lean toward never). And they’re pretty cheap — less than $5 for a 3 day trial and less than $25 for a month. Plus you get access to ALL of their sites, which is about a dozen in all.

Are they *real* amateur tapes submitted by members? I say no, but they are pretty good knock offs. The reason I don’t think they’re genuine is that the girls and guys both are all too perfect. The guys always have a huge cock and the girls generally have fake tits. I’ve seen lots of porn site members — we generally don’t look like that or we’d be ON the sites instead of joining them. Plus, every video has the same *dark* type lighting (just check out one sample to see what I mean). And finally, they try too hard to make it look “real.” They intentionally add bloopers, cell phones going off, blurrniess, etc.

Of course, the upside to that is that there are no disgusting chicks or guys with gigantic guts like yours. We all like to see beautiful people fuck, right? And as I said — it’s close enough to the real thing that some of you may even argue with my contention that it is not. So it’s either the next best thing to home video porn, or even better. You decide.

Visit the site: www.realexgirlfriends.com

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Punk Rock Girlfriend Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

punk-rock-girlfriendThe site: punkrockgirlfriend.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: I love me some darkside darlings. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.punkrockgirlfriend.com

Jesus Christ — I love, love, LOVE goth/tattooed chicks. I cannot explain the attraction — I have never dated one, didn’t marry one and have only fucked a couple. But god DAMN are they sexy to me. Here’s how the makers of the site describe them:

“These girls are all about piercing, latex, tattoos and erotic adventures. They might seem shy at first, but underneath they are all raging sex freaks, who love to strip down and bare all. You’ll see hundreds of gorgeous girls inside, who go on all kinds of steamy sexcapades. Updated weekly with new girls, you’ll never run out of gothic hotties.”

Works for me. Ever get tired of barbie doll blonds with fake tits? Do you dig Kat Von D or Pixie on L.A. Ink (If you don’t know who these unbelievably sexy freaks are, you need to watch that fucking show TONIGHT!). If so — this is absolutely perfect for you. The only downside of the site is that although they have a shit ton of pics, they do not have enough videos. Maybe they’ll get more…and hopefully soon!

My fave — it’s hard to decide, and in a much better way than usual. Lots of times it’s hard to decide your fave on a site because the girls are so fucking similar — glazed-eyed blonds with identical features. This time, however, it’s hard to choose because they are so DIFFERENT — These chicks all have fantastic, but differing, qualities. I guess one of my tops would have to be a chick called Mz — tiny tits, black hair, incredible cute face and covered in tats. She’s also a sex freak who gets buck wild in the sack.

And if you join through PLD you can get three days for $1. Yep — ONE FUCKING DOLLAR. Skip the tiny chicken sandwich at McBullshit and use your dollar for something for productive like jerking off to goth chicks. Hmmm…cold, tiny chicken sandwich or dirty bad girl slut who wants a spanking. Exactly — you need to go on a diet anyway. And if you decide to stay with this site after the 72 hour jerk marathon, it’ll cost less than $25 per month. Not bad for a very well done site that caters to an often overlooked niche. Also, when you join, you get access to a shitload more sites that these guys make — so even if you DO normally dig the blondies, you can get them too! Everyone wins, right?

I love me some darkside darlings.

Visit the site: www.punkrockgirlfriend.com

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Pure 18 Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Play up the 18 girly, it wont last forever

I'll make you feel like you're 80 when I'm through with you.

The site: pure18.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: There’s a small window of time to catch a perfect 18 year old, and this site has dozens of them. Don’t miss that window of time…check it out. 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.pure18.com

I’ve heard many people ask things like “Why is 18 the magic age for certain things?” Well, I can’t speak for cigarettes and voting, but if you want to know why it’s the magic age for a piece of primo ass, all you have to do is go to Pure 18, buy a 3 day trial for $4.95, and that question will be put to rest in no time at all.

Picture this — numerous blondes and brunettes all looking like the poster chick for sexual activity, and each looking better than the next, all lumped together in the same place — and all taking on the biggest schlongs that you can imagine. Fuck picturing it — this site pictures it for you, as well as videos it.

And in addition to this site full of strictly 18 year olds (and from the looks of the chicks, I have no reason to disbelieve that claim), when you join this slut dumpster you also get access to ALL of the sites by the Reality Kings boys — and if you didn’t know it — that’s a HUGE deal. Some of the very best conternt in the biz. Always excellent vids, always hiot chicks.

Check out this Cody chick — she’s hotter than sundae fudge. Blonde hair with black tips (a la Lita Ford for all you 80s metal fans), PERFECT sized tits and one of those perfect, 18 year-old asses. She has to wrangle one of the thickest, longest white cocks I’ve ever seen. And she does it with honor. I only know 1 other Cody, and his cock sucking skills pale in comparison to hers (although he can suck a mean one, to be sure).

There’s a small window of time to catch a perfect 18 year old, and this site has dozens of them. Don’t miss that window of time…check it out.

Visit the site: www.pure18.com

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Public Teenies Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

where is that public at?

Beirut is rather nice this time of year, isn't it?

The site: publicteenies.com

The price:$1.00 trial/ $29.92

The verdict: Very nice little professional site. Outdoor fucking at its finest! 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.publicteenies.com

“Hot Honeys Taking Dick Outside.”

Any questions? Sounds good to us! Ok…so we checked it out for you despite our quick jump to conclusions. Hot honeys? Absolutely! Taking dick? Yep! Outdoors? Every single one of them! They practice what they preach — we are digging it!

This is not a amateur type public sex site that we are more used to seeing. This is more of a private/public site. In other words, they are fucking outdoors, but 9.5 times out of ten it is either on a private boat, in someone’s backyard by their pool or in some other outdoor but desolate place. This is not the heightened sense of danger type of outdoor sex where they could be caught at any time. This is more of the professional, dick-in-the-ass-by-the-pool type of sex. We still like it, though!

But even though these girls are not really amateurs, they, for the most part, are not big pros either. They are the next door girl types that are just getting into the business. That is some of our favorite fucking, just because they want to stand out and they want to get into the business like Jenna or Brianna, so they try their damndest to fuck like a champ and get noticed! Their hard work spawns our hard-ons! Nice…

They do have THOUSANDS of pictures and hundreds of hours of fucking under the big sky, though. They also guarantee that their quality is top notch, and from what we could see we could not agree more. Very nice videos and professional quality pictures. Maybe it is the light from the pool or the glimmer from the hood of the muscle car that they fuck on, but they do a nice job!

And they also damn near give this stuff away these days! Get this –$29.92 for thirty days, AND you get access to an additional 60 sites! Do you like fruit? How do you like THEM apples!??!? Over SIXTY sites for less than 30 bones per month. And if you need to get a cheap jerk on first, you can pay $1.00 and get access for three days. That s a spectacular deal in our minds.

Very nice little professional site. Outdoor fucking at its finest!

Visit the site: www.publicteenies.com

… 7.5 out of 10

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Public Sex Adventures Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take it and like it.

Take it and like it.

The site: publicsexadventures.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: This is a really good reality site – a TRUE reality site – that is part of a great network. Great for POV freaks, voyeurs lovers and public sex enthusiasts alike. Oh – and also great for run-of-the-mill perverts like me! 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.publicsexadventures.com

I had a public sex adventure once. I was sitting on the subway, minding my own business, when a big biker dude walked up to me, popped me right in the fucking eye, and cornholed me right there in front of everyone. Unpleasant to say the least -but one hell on an adventure nonetheless.

Luckily for all of us, the things on this site are WAY sexier than my adventure – and they involve women. Lots of them. This has actually been a favorite site of mine for a long time, and I just realized that I had never reviewed it.

The premise is very simple – this guy takes his camcorder out on the streets and basically asks chicks to suck his cock or fuck him. If they decline, money gets involved. Generally that works for him. It probably doesn’t hurt that he’s hung like a jury. And it’s all done right out in the open. Take THAT censorship!

And in my mind, there’s really no question that it’s real. A lot of these so-called “reality” street pick-ups are bullshit on other sites, but this one seems MUCH more genuine than the other sites. Go see for yourself – it’s easy to tell. Now, they may not really just start fucking right downtown – I can see where they usually move to a remote location. But I think he snags them the old fashioned way. Plus, it’s not shot in America – it’s in another country where cool shit like this actually CAN happen. They say America’s the land of opportunity, but for my money if you want to get an east lay this is the last place to do it.

Okay- I’ve also noticed a way to get 30 days of this site completely FREE. The regular membership is just dandy — $29.95 for 30 days. But if you join for 90 days, it’ll only cost you $59.95. That’s 60 days worth of membership money at the first rate, get it? Pay for 60, get 90. Just trust me on the math – it’s a fucking steal.

This is a really good reality site – a TRUE reality site – that is part of a great network. Great for POV freaks, voyeurs lovers and public sex enthusiasts alike. Oh – and also great for run-of-the-mill perverts like me!

Visit the site: www.publicsexadventures

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