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Over 18 Under 21 Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Over 18, Under 21 Sample Photo

Over my bed sheets, under my nut sack.

The site: over18under21.com

The price:$2.95 Trial, $29.95 a Month

The verdict: All very professional, all very sexy. Pretty darn good site for the fresh ladies. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.over18under21.com

Do vaginas even come with hair anymore, or have chicks just evolved into slick, bald, hairless-pussied beings? I haven’t seen a pussy hair since 1982, when I accidentally walked in on my grandma jamming a Mello Yello bottle into her sliver snatch. I’m cool with it….just wondering why they haven’t mentioned this evolution on CNN or some shit.

That’s kind of a side rant, as this is not billed as a bald goat site or anything- but there ain’t much scruff to speak of on this site either – but that could be because the chicks are, as advertised, between the ages of 18-21. And no one – and I mean NO ONE – from that age group has more than 15 pubes max. It’s a federal law.

Whether it’s justified or representative or not – I love these teeny sites because they usually have chicks with smaller boobs. There is nothing cuter than a titty that points up at the end, like an elf’s shoetip. I like to smack the shit out of little tittes – helps to relieve the stress of the day. And if you get the right young chick, she will enjoy that shit just as much as you will.

Take Jena Presley, for example. She’s a delightful piece of ass that appears here on this site. She looks exactly what I imagine Liz Hurley looked like when she was 20. She is a budding goddess. And her tits? Well, let’s just say that they would be excellent stress relievers for me after a hard day of jocking hoes. In fact, I hope I see Jena a lot more down the line – she could easily become my very favorite cock jockey in the entire business.

Everyone has their niche – but these days this age group is not really a niche any more – it’s the norm. Too bad – because once it gets this mainstream, sites start getting sloppy. This site seems to have done a pretty good job at keeping their shit in check, though. All of the chicks appear to be right around the age they are claiming to be, and the fuck scenes are definitely above the level.

All very professional, all very sexy. Pretty darn good site for the fresh ladies.

Visit the site: www.over18under21.com

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Pantyhose Teen Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Nom, nom, nom, nom...

The site: pantyhoseteen.com
The price:

The verdict: A must for pantyhose lovers. Our new favorite nylon site! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.pantyhoseteen.com

We will get it out of the way right off the bat…this is quite possibly our FAVORITE pantyhose site of ALL-TIME!! Pantyhose Teen is the shit if you have that sneaky little pantyhose fetish and, of course, if you like breathtakingly hot amateur sluts!

First of all, in our opinion they could not have gotten any better talent in their stable of girls and still kept it on the amateur tip. These amateurs are spectacular in every way. Some of them are exceedingly hot, others are just cute, but ALL of them are so fucking sexy in their hose…it is like they scripted the site and did it perfectly! They have every hair color, petites and talls…they just have done a fantastic job with the talent.

For example, Jenny is very sexy and cute, but we admit she is not the hottest girl that we have ever seen. Doesn’t matter. When her counterpart rips a hole in the crotch of her pantyhose and starts to fuck her, there is no doubt in our minds that she genuinely enjoys it. Her sounds and movements are as sexy as sex gets. We could not last until the end of the scene when he blew his wad. Very sexy shit.

And if you DO insist on the hottest girls, they have them too! We have commented on Sophie before, as she appears on a sister site of this one. She has the absolute perfect teen body, and the pantyhose just make it that much sexier. We also loved Porsha, One of the cutest brunette amateurs on the web. Tony rips a hole in her hose snatch and eats that pussy like biscuits and gravy. Then he sticks it to her from every position before he splooges on her black pantyhose front. Nice!

The membership fee for sluts in hose is $1.00 for a trial and $34.95 for a month. That is a decent price on its face directly due to the hot teens in hose. If you love pantyhose we think this site is a necessity. But even more comes with it, as you get and additional 13 or so websites with your paid subscription. They have other teen and panty sites as well, with several nice fetishes. All of them are all-original and most of them are amateur sites.

A must for pantyhose lovers. Our new favorite nylon site!

Visit the site: www.pantyhoseteen.com

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Petite College Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Lindsay is doing porn now?

She graduated Suma Cum Loud-y

The site: petitecollege.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: We really liked this mega site. If you take out the difficulty in navigating, you are left with a great site full of tiny little sizzlers that do it for us every time. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)


To join, click here:www.petitecollege.com

My great-great grandfather had a dream. He dreamt of one day starting a place of higher learning. A place where young ladies, 5’4″and shorter, would come together to learn and to study — naked of course– and in the course of doing so have sexual intercourse on film. A place where no boob exceeded B cup size and nary a D cup would exist. A place where even though a girl may be 27 years old, she would look like she were 17. That dream has now been realized, just as my great-great-grandfather envisioned it. That place is called Petite College, and for a mere $38.76 per month you too, can join in the frolicking fun of these pint-sized princesses.

Ok, so maybe that was a little overblown. But Petite College is a real place in cyber space and since discovering it, we are frequent attendees. This is one of those super sites where you can download hundreds of thousands of pictures of sawed-off sinners, as well as thousands of movies of petite poundings. As with any site, they put a lot of the hottest on the free area, but we did find countless little freaks inside too, so all-in all they were accurately reporting.

One petite “student” we were particularly interested in, hem…”studying” with was Aubrey, a tiny little thing with blonde pig-tails and itty-bitty, A-cup titties! She is as cute as they come. This Jersey gal showed us that it is not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog, as she took on a crank that looked as if it were nearly as big as she was petite! One word…Ramon! If you have never seen Ramon’s dong, you wouldn’t understand. Suffice it to say that it is one of the biggest in the business. Yes…THAT business. Now add 2 and 2…tiny girl + enormous cock= ??. You figure it out. If you can’t, then you need to head to Petite College yourself!

One beef that we had with the site came not in the content, but in the technical stuff. It was harder to navigate than it should have been. It got very confusing inside. We were able to do it, and with a little prodding and poking anyone will be able to get around, we just think that they could have made it so much easier. This is a common complaint that exists with super-size sites, though. They often times throw bunch of videos on there and try to get it up and running as soon as possible, and skip the user friendly details. It is not enough to make us go away, but it definitely should be fixed.

We really liked this mega site. If you take out the difficulty in navigating, you are left with a great site full of tiny little sizzlers that do it for us every time.

Visit the site: www.petitecollege.com

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Pink Visual Pass Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Can I get a visual on some pink, please?

The site: pinkvisualpass.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Damn fine group of fuck sites. If you don’t get your money’s worth here, it’s your own god damned fault! 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.pinkvisualpass.com

Hold on to your cock muscles, masturbators — this one will suck you dry for hours and hours. Pink Visual Pass is a collection of over 25 “reality” sites for the price of one. And with each site having a good cache already, as well as at least one update per week — you’ll have PLENTY of material to keep you busier than a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond.

Notice we put reality in quotes — the term reality is used pretty negligently these days. These sites are tweeners — not “real” by any means, but also much more real than many of the super star sites. What the hell does that mean, you ask? Well, the ladies are hot, but not overly “done up.” The fucking is very, very good, but not “real” as in home movie real. They are studio videos, but they do have a real feel to them. The next best thing to true amateur sites, we believe.

There is also a very wide variety of the themes that you get with this pass. The names of the sites speak for themselves, and they are: Just Facials, MILF Seeker, the ever famous Back Seat Bangers, Insane Cock Brothas, Housewife Bangers, Her First Lesbian Sex, My Sex Tour, Orgy Sex =Parties, Teens for Cash, Wild Fuck Toys, Squirt Hunter, She Got Pimped, Porn Stud Search, Her First DP, Her First Big Cock, Bang Boat, Boob Exam Scam, Black Cocks/White Sluts, Bubble Butts Galore, Couples Seduce Teens, College Wild Parties, Her First Anal Sex, Huge Boobs Galore, Gang Bang Squad, First Time Swallows and Asian Parade.

Now the fun part — telling you that you get ALL of these sites for the TOTAL of $39.95 per month. That’s a motherfucking, god damned, shit ass, hell of a deal, if you ask me. And by clicking on this review in the first place — you asked me. If you want a taste first — a sampling if you will — you can get a three day trial for only $4.95 or a 7 day trial for $9.95 — but who wouldn’t know if they were going to like THAT like up? To each his own, I suppose.

Damn fine group of fuck sites. If you don’t get your money’s worth here, it’s your own god damned fault!

Visit the site: www.pinkvisualpass.com

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Pornstarxs Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

pornstarxs
The site: pornstarxs.com
The price:$24.95 a month, $59.40 for 6 monthsThe verdict: Nothing but unbelievably good things to say about this site. They are a five tool player, firing on all cylinders. One of the very best new sites on the internet 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.pornstarxs.com

Remember when you used to have to go into the movie store and rent porn. You were the creepy guy in the flannel shirt that kicked at the dirt and hemmed and hawed around near the back of the store until you were the only person in the store, then you darted into the “adults only” room. Of course, getting into the room was only the first hurdle. Then you had to pick what movie your cock would like without a) seeing any scenes and b) pulling your cock out to show it the box (note: this was true for most of us — some of your ultra-creeps actaully showed the box to your dick). And that was if you had a decent movie store. Believe it or not, we had one in our neighborhood that you had to rent from a printed list of titles in a 3 ring binder. Try choosing between Big Tittied Sorority Sluts and Large Breasted Nurse Whores on title alone (you went with the sorority girls? Me too…)

Porn Star XS is among the newest wave of full DVD “rental” shops — where you can “check out” (read: OWN) full length DVDs in the privacy of your own home (go ahead, whip little Johnny out and give him a gander) — and you never, ever have to return them. You can search by scene, title, actress — doesn’t matter. Check out some scenes to be sure you’ll like it. Hop from a scene in one movie to a scene in another. Hell, splice them together and make your own “greatest hits” porn — a cornucopia for your cock. You can do it a million ways. Fuckin’ A — I think this internet thing may catch on yet!

These guys are all about full length DVDs — but those are broken down into scenes for convenience. They also have them categorized, they have featured movies as well as the “editor’s choice” section — 3 scenes picked by the staff, updated daily (on the day of this review they had a scene featuring Lauren Phoenix — an all-time fav of PLD — good work guys). They are VERY customer friendly and keep on top of what their customers are demanding, which is a HUGE plus in our book. They are constantly changing to meet the needs of their customers. We love sites that don’t just throw a bunch of shit up and run away. These guys seem to really care what goes on and what WE want. Good work, fellers.

One of the features on Porn Star XS that is seldom found (at least not often enough), but much appreciated, is the ability to bookmark well, just about anything. Found the hottest chick you’ve ever seen and don’t want to have to search for her every night at horny-o’clock? Bookmark her. Found that scene that makes your balls tingle at the thought of it? Bookmark it. Got and entire DVD that you jerk off to (you fucking stud you)? Bookmark that motherscratcher.

Porn Star XS has the biggest names in the biz, the best DVDs, the greatest scenes — think of it as a $100 brunch buffet at the fanciest restaurant that you’ve ever been to — but you’re not wearing pants, the brisket is fucking sexy as shit (and appears to be eating the Oyster’s Rockefeller’s pussy), and the cost is only $24.95 per month — or a 6 month membership for $59.40. Do the math, peeps — that is LESS THAN TEN DOLLARS PER MONTH! In our opinion, this may honestly be the very best DVD deal on the internet.

Nothing but unbelievably good things to say about this site. They are a five tool player, firing on all cylinders. One of the very best new sites on the internet.

Visit the site: www.pornstarxs.com

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Phat Booty Cheerleaders Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Go team!

The site: phatbootycheerleaders.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: Cheerleaders with asses that go POW! Ra, Ra, Ra! 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.phatbootycheerleaders.com

What is it about cheerleading outfits that turns us on? Is it the uniform itself? Why don’t we have meter maid porn sites? Or baseball park concession stand lady sites? Do we like the chants and cheers? I don’t — it drives me fucking nuts. Well, I tried to put my finger on it, and I can’t — so fuck it. I’ll just keep my mind out of it and throw my dick in the mix. After all, why over think porn, right?

The interesting thing — and you decide for yourself if it is a good or bad thing — is that there are a lot of white girls on this site. 99% of the time when you see “phat booty” or “fat booty” — you are going to get black girls. It is true and you know it. This one had a lot of white girls. Is that good or bad? Well, that depends on whether you dig white girls or black girls, of course. I love them both, so I found the site to be particularly exciting. Plus, I really dig cheerleader outfits. I dated a cheerleader in high school and college. But neither of them had a phat booty like these girls do — so I get to come here and fulfill my needs that I never got to fulfill in real life. God bless the Internet.

One of the aforementioned white chicks was Julia — and they claim it is the best ass that you will find online. I have to admit — I have never seen one better. I have seen a few that are just as good — but never better. Not to mention that Julia is a stunningly hot brunette. She also loves her some black dick, and as luck would have it that had a few of those hanging around the set. But they weren’t “hanging” for long — they were standing at attention as soon as she got a hold of them. Good interracial cheerleader scene.

The price is “phat” as well — $4.97 for a three day trial and $29.97 for a 30 day membership. Oh — and you get a total of 33 sites when you join this one. 33? Yep — this is part of the O.C. Cash network. And as you all know — they bring it on! Get it? Bring it On — the cheerleader movie? I kill me!! Anyway — 33 sites for less than $30. You do the math — a fucking stunner of a deal.

Cheerleaders with asses that go POW! Ra, Ra, Ra!

Visit the site: www.phatbootycheerleaders.com

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Petite Stars Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

50 cal bullets make great vibrators

50 cal bullets make great vibrators

The site: petitestars.com

The price: $1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Too much searching to find the little goodies. Plenty of other action though. 6.5 out of 10.

[rating:6.5/10] (6.5/10)
 To join, click here:www.petitestars.com

Some call ‘em spinners, some call ‘em shorties. We call them hot, and Petite Stars has a shitload of them getting fucked, sucked, tossed around like rag dolls and everything else you can think of.

This site is a member of the pimp roll family, which if you have read much of anything at all on our site you know is a great deal. The pimp roll family offers you thousands of movies and pictures, over 50 websites specializing in many, many different categories of porn…all for less than twenty-five dollars per month. We do not work for them, but we do love them. We also have a bone to pick with them, especially in this category, petites. Petites are NOT equivalent to teens or coeds. All three are spectacular, but they are not necessarily the same. On this site, they are all lumped together, which makes it a little more difficult to weed out the petite ones that you are looking for. But we are not complaining too much…in order to weed them out we have to look at a lot of teen and coed chicks getting fucked. Damn!

We are generally always impressed by the quality of ladies that appear on the movies offered in pimp roll sites. This site is no exception. For example, a nice little flick that we found here was Who’s Your Daddy, Volume 2. Little bitty Katsumi, an Asian spinner, gets dicked down by not one, but two studs. She is so tiny that these guys look like giants, especially when they are giving her the “Shaky H.” Hell, this little trooper even takes a double penetration like it is everyday business! We love her style!

We also found a little spinner on Teen Tryouts Audition 10, Scene 3. Melissa Milano, whom we have fawned over before, stars in this scene. For the uninformed, she has an airtight little body, perky little tits and — you guessed it — looks a lot like Alyssa Milano. The “acting” is shitty, but luckily there is very little of it. MM takes a pounding outdoors by the pool, riding her man like a jockey. She then gets flipped and porked out of her mind, folded up like a lawn chair. She eventually takes one in the face. Very good scene for petite lovers. Melissa is one of our favorite, if not our absolute favorite, petites.

Because of the site’s lumping together of the different categories, it was more difficult than we would have liked to sift through the material, looking for petites. All of the videos were great, but dammit we wanted to get down and dirty with petites, and not have to search for a spell before we could do so!

Too much searching to find the little goodies. Plenty of other action though.

Visit the site: www.petitestars.com

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Porn Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

porn

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.porn.com

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com

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Christine Young Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

The teddy bears have boners

The teddy bears have boners

The site: christineyoung.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: Christine Young is a good amateur (ish) girl with a nice site. She could use some work on her techniques, but she is very young looking and very cute. She loves fucking other girls, so you will get a lot of that here. Good, but not great. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.christineyoung.com

We believe that many of the best sites out there are simply sites featuring one girl. We love them because we feel that we can get to know that girl in a sense, follow what (and who) does each week. They usually have diaries that we can read and find out what she is feeling and thinking (we are not naive, we realize that it may not actually be her or her thoughts…but this is all part of the fantasy of porn, right?).

Christine Young is the latest that we have come across. This is a site for those of you who like teens…and teens who look very young and cute. The aptly named Young looks like your typical girl next door, with blondish, curly hair and handful-sized tits. She is 5’1″ (another plus for the petite lovers) and weighs 105. She is from Canada and she is bi-sexual. Do we really need to know anything more? Well…yes, I am sure you want the details and the specifics…so we won’t run away quite yet. Christine’s site is a member of the Brain Cash group, which means you get her site and many other (including Lex Steel’s and Peter North’s, among several others) for $29.92 per month.

A unique and attractive feature that we loved was the Surprise of the Week feature, where Christine would give us a little surprise each week. It usually comes in the form of a video where she fucks a friend or even a lucky viewer (male and female…sometimes both). She also has several long-standing videos on her site for her members to view at their pleasure.

The scenes themselves were good, but we would only categorize them as above average (as opposed to great or spectacular). No doubt about it, Christine is very sexy and well worth watching. She is young, however, and not as experienced and nasty as we like them. There is a lot of posturing for the camera and a lot of smiling at the camera, things that we feel takes away from the reality aspect of the movies. Many times she doesn’t seem to be into the sex nearly as much as she is into seeing herself on the monitor. Almost like the Paris Hilton home video in a way. We almost think it may be cultural in the way she smile and always looks at the camera during the sex scenes (she is a bubbly French-Canadian). To her credit, they are not all that way. There are several scenes that you can find where she is getting off, most of them with women. One example is when her friend Ania gets her to cum with a couple of vibrators and dildos. She is a squirmer, which we love!

Christine Young is a good amateur (ish) girl with a nice site. She could use some work on her techniques, but she is very young looking and very cute. She loves fucking other girls, so you will get a lot of that here. Good, but not great.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.christineyoung.com

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Club Red Light Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Not all people raised by feral dogs are ugly.

The site: clubredlight.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.clubredlight.com

1,720 video scenes29,915 high-res images

1,279 different ladies

1 really fucking sore cock.

Club Red Light is one of the Earth’s most fantastic creations. It’s the home of the ever-popular Red Light District video brand. Much like other video on demand sites, Club Red Light allows you to choose from hundreds of full length DVDs, download the ones you want, and head off to jerk-ville. You can download the whole movie, or cut the bullshit and take away only that one scene you like so much — you know, the one where that homeless guy jerks off on a stray cat. That’s hot.

The site is quite an impressive set-up, and geared toward the most serious of porn connoisseurs. Sure, a beginner can use it too, but the ability to search by video name, genre, series name, porn-star and even director, makes me think they are expecting some hardcore motherfuckers to visit. And they should be right — as even the most seasoned of you porn veterans out there should recognize this site as a fantastic score.

Not only do they have an incredibly impressive library, set-up and site — they also are the fastest site around with getting you the newest video updates. Where most other video-offering-sites require online viewers to wait a month or so after a video is released before they can view it online, Club Red Light/The Red Light District lets you see their new release THE SAME DAY THEY ARE RELEASED! Unheard of.

In case you are a retard and are not familiar with the Red Light District videos line, I can sum it up by telling you they are professional stars — FUCKING HOT professional stars — in high quality videos and scenes. No grainy amateur home videos here – -these folks spend the cash to bring you the perfect fantasies.

Some of the more notable series titles included on this site are Dick Puppets (featuring the astonishing crank of Mandingo), Brianna Love Oversexed (who doesn’t love Brianna Love?!?), Cream Pie Cuties, Cunt Gushers, Manuel Ferrara’s POV and dozens more. Some of the hottest titles in all of porn are available here.

Here’s the most incredible part — $4.95 THREE DAY TRIALS! Keep in mind the amount of shit they are offering — you can grab a LOT of frig material in 72 hours. Put it this way — remember in the old days (read: 1990s) when you have to go to the video store to rent porn? It cost you MORE than $4.95 to rent ONE 2 hour movie — and you were damn lucky if it lasted 2 hours even. Here, you get WAY more hours of porn than you could watch if you stayed up for the entire 72 hours — for the same price.

It’s a preference thing — if you like pro style porn, you can’t find a better type of site than this. If you like amateur porn — fuck it, you’ll still get off — it’s damn near impossible not to!

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.clubredlight.com

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