College Chicks

Flippity Floppity!

The site: collegewildparties.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: They got the goods, guys. We cannot imagine how anyone who likes reality shit and amateur type shit would not love this site. 10 out of 10.

You want a good “reality” site that has great fucking, public sex, voyeurism, college aged chicks and lots and lots of drinking? That was a rhetorical questions, jagoff — of course you do. We have it for you — College Wild Parties. We LOVE this site.

First things first, we’ll get the sole negative out of the way – these are probably not *real* college parties. I know, fibbing on a porn site is unheard of. We’ve been to college and the “fraternities” and “sororities” But there’s no denying they’re real girls, real parties and real, real good fucking. They claim they’re “real college girls” and who knows – maybe they are…but we never saw any parties like this in all our years in college – but maybe now is the time to realize that we were not in the cool crowd. Okay – on to the positives…

The idea is to throw a party, get the split tails to drinkin’, and then fuck them – right there in the living room, on to patio, in the kitchen, on the beer pong table – wherever they are and no matter how many other people are standing around, whooting and cat calling. God damn these girls are troopers. We love each and every one of them and all that they stand for. Not only that – most of them are damn hot too!

Despite the fact it is probably set up, this site has more of a “real feel” to it than most any other reality site we’ve dealt with. We think it has to do with the lighting, as well as the bystanders clamoring during the fuck scenes, just like any one of us would be doing if we were there. Lots of bystander commentary as well, laughing and hollering. We love it.

An example of the spectacularness of this site is the video entitled “Hide The Salami”. This is a pretty big party – dozens of people are there. One scene involves a black dude and a little blonde chick – who has no qualms about getting fucked on a chair in front of no less than 45 people. Many of the people seem to be very used to such activity, as they continue having casual conversation. Even when ol’ boy slams his boner into her ass, they continue to chat about who knows what – the stock market, the weather, Rosie O’Donnell, Rwanda – as if there was not a big old bout of anal sex going on right in front of them. We paid close attention, however…and we loved it.

How much cabbage will this one set you back? Well, first let it be known that it is not just ONE site, but over 30 sites that you get with your paid subscription. They come in different sizes, just like McDonald’s value meals – 3 Days for $4.95, 7 days for $9.95, or a full month for $39.95. We like the small, but medium and supersize are grand too.

They got the goods, guys. We cannot imagine how anyone who likes reality shit and amateur type shit would not love this site.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.collegewildparties.com

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I can see why the teacher might favor her.

The site: dirtyteacherspet.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: It’s hard for me to describe in words the perfection of the chicks on this site. If you want professional, buxom blondes, seek them elsewhere. If you want real, fresh newbies, there isn’t a better deal on the web. 10 out of 10.

“Why work your way through college when you can fuck your way through?”That’s what these guys ask – -and it’s a damn good point. I fucked my way through college — no shit. I fucked my Bio professor and my Criminal Justice professor. Got As in both classes too! I wasn’t necessarily proud of it — my Bio professor’s ball hairs kept getting caught in my throat when I sucked his nuts and my C.J. professor had gnarly hemorrhoids on his asshole — but hey…it worked.

This site is a lot sexier than the image of my life you are trying to get out of your head now — sexy-as-shit young ladies getting drilled by their “professors” (note that while these girls may in fact be fucking their way through college, it ain’t by fucking their professors. It’s by fucking dudes on the internet). I give them credit — they snagged some top-of-the-line fresh gals that aren’t even old enough get into a bar. The overriding theme is fresh faces, small tits and an amateur feel. Excellent…just excellent.

I love chicks with smaller tits — especially ones in plaid skirts fucking older guys. I like to see them get fucked the very day they get old enough to pick up that voter registration card. These guys have really done a fine job in securing some bitches that are as fresh as is allowed by law. My favorite was Cindy — a fantastic blonde with the body of a gymnast. A perfect — and I mean PERFECT — ass, small but not tiny tits, a gorgeous face — hell, she even had a arm-band tattoo to boot. She rocked this dudes bone right on his desk. Very hot scene.

This site is also part of a DAMN good network of sites – -all of which are very good at getting very fine talent, making excellent videos and doing it all for cheap. How cheap? One measly dollar for a 72 hour spank-fest. $1.00 trials — and then they only charge less than $25 for a full blown membership — which includes ALL of their sites for that one price. One of the best deals on the net, to be sure.

It’s hard for me to describe in words the perfection of the chicks on this site. If you want professional, buxom blondes, seek them elsewhere. If you want real, fresh newbies, there isn’t a better deal on the web.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.dirtyteacherspet.com

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