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Ditzy bitch.

The site: ditzidani.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: Definitely one of the hotter girl-next-door types in my opinion. I’d rate her much higher if she’d jockey a few cocks from time to time. 6 out of 10.

Here’s a twist on a site – this dolt is making a name for herself by embracing the fact that she is stupid as fuck, blonde and hot. How is that different than any other porn starlet? Well, most of them embrace the hot and blonde part – but feign offense when you point out that they are twice as dumb as shit. Not Dani – she knows she’s about as sharp as a bag of hammers – -but what the fuck does she care? She’s hot and she could make you do anything she wants — now who’s the dumb one?

Besides being a dumb bitch, I’d describe Dani as being neighborhood hot. That means you wouldn’t think of her as an international film star with her looks, but more than likely she’d be the hottest chick in your neighborhood, and if you ever got to talk to her, she’d most certainly be the hottest chick you’ve ever talked to – -even if it was you just apologizing for letting your dog shit in her yard.

Her best attribute, in my expert opinion, is her tits. They are the perfect size for any reasonable man. They are not huge or fake, but they are not small either. They are, as I said, perfect. Her ass is perfect too – -you could bounce manhole covers off of it. Come to think of it, her entire physical make up is perfect- now if she’d just take a dick on film.

Other than what has been said, there’s not much else to the site. The bonus sites are good – when you join you get access to 25 more sites – -some of which have fucking galore – so it’s definitely worth the $25 per month if you insist on coitus.

Definitely one of the hotter girl-next-door types in my opinion. I’d rate her much higher if she’d jockey a few cocks from time to time.

… 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.ditzidani.com

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Her tits don't look particularly extreme. I bet her cunt is a carnival!

The site: extremealex.com

The price:$29.86/month

The verdict: I often knock sites for not being memorable. This one will stick with you –  if you’re into the really dirty shit. 7.5 out of 10.

You know – I don’t fell one bit sorry for this girl’s parents. Sure, they have to suffer the embarrassment of trudging to corporate America each day, knowing that all of their friends know that their daughter chugs cocks and takes flesh missiles up the ass for a living. But hey – what do you expect when you name your daughter “Extreme Alex”?Alex is sort of Jekyl and Hyde for me. Sometimes she looks a little scary. Not hideous or ugly or anything – just a little scary, like she might rip your cock off and use it to darn a rug. Other times, and thankfully most of the time, she’s sexy as fuck. Dirty blonde hair, tight body and zero, and I mean ZERO, inhibitions.

Alex is like a utility player on a baseball team. Need her to get gagged? She’s there. Need a cagey vet to take two cocks in the butt? Call on Alex. Need a fireballer lefty that can jerk off two cocks, while sucking one, riding one and slipping her gaping arse hole over a 5th? Signal the bullpen for Alex. She’ll do whatever you ask her to.

Basically it’s this – Alex and tons of other chicks doing shit as nasty as they can to a ton of dudes. Not like shit eating nasty, but take four dicks and fuck them up royally nasty. There is lots of gaping, cum swapping, cum chugging, tons of anal, gagging and lots of other extreme shit. And when you join Alex’s site (a standard $30 for 30 days), you get tons of additional sites, including several other “extreme” chicks.

I often knock sites for not being memorable. This one will stick with you – if you’re into the really dirty shit.

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.extremealex.com

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She's going to use his limp cock to bungee jump from.

The site: extremesophia.com

The price:$29.86/month

The verdict: I often bitch about solo chick sites and their lack of fucking. This one blows that shit away. No pink dildos, giggling and showers. This is hardcore, raunchy and fun. 7 out of 10.

I once had a girlfriend of mine try to convince me to let her mount up a strap-on and butt fuck me. I am all for a little crazy shit, but I don’t want to have my sphincter blown out. I have way too much money invested in ornamental boxer shorts to not have control of my ass functions.

Sophia is in a network that has many “extreme” gals. She’s a blonde chick with big cans that likes to take more than one dong at a time. In her ass. She’s pretty fucking nasty – but in that good, “I like to fuck eleven guys at a time and drink all of their cum” sort of way. You know…the kind of gal to bring home to Mom.

$30 will get you Sophia and all of her friends, as well as a dozen or so additional sites. It’s a pretty good deal, but nothing spectacular. The great news is that all of the videos are definitely unique and exclusive to this site and network. So if you are digging Sophia’s ultra-slutty antics (watch the preview video on the site to see what I mean), you can only find her here.

For me, the best videos on this site are the ones featuring one of my new favorite gals, Glauren Star. Not to take away the spotlight from Sophia here, but I love me some tattooed chicks. Especially ones with perfect jugs, brunette hair and a flair for compassionately sucking dong and eating snatch. Sophia is the star of the other videos, but I gotta give the nod to Glauren on this one. Great 2 chicks, one guy scene.

I often bitch about solo chick sites and their lack of fucking. This one blows that shit away. No pink dildos, giggling and showers. This is hardcore, raunchy and fun.

… 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.extremesophia.com

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