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That's quite a birthday present!

The site: nicolegraves.com

The price:$2.95 Trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: A solo girl site with hardcore action is enough to get me to join almost every time. And when the chick is a fucking 10 and the site is affordable – well, it’s impossible not to join. 7 out of 10.

If I had a chick that wanted to do internet porn I’d let her – with one condition. My dick had to be in every picture she posed for. Not necessarily in her mouth or tucked betwixed her teats – -but somewhere. It could be in a flower pot in the background, or in a wine glass on the table- but it would have to be somewhere in every shot of her.

As always with a solo girl site -the stats. Nicole is 5 feet tall and 105 pounds (imagine that…). She measures 36C (perfect) 24-34. If Rachel Ray were younger, had lighter hair and lost about 50 pounds – -she’d look like Nicole here. In other words – -they look nothing alike. And she’s a Texan, which means a fucking boner-raising accent. God damn I love Texas girls, Southern Belles and British chicks. Oh- I almost forgot – she’s been in ALL of the big name magazines as well (Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, Swank, etc.)

As many of you know, I am generally more harsh on one girl sites. That’s because there are 1.7 billion of them and 90% of them are all alike. It’s not necessarily their fault -what the fuck else can you do besides giggle, dildo your sorority sister and pretend to cum in the hot tub? Well, you can get fucking raunchy for one – -and try slipping a cock in one of your holes from time to time. That’s what it takes to get my attention.

So…does sticky Nikki here stand out under my criteria? Well, does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? Yes…the answer is a resounding yes. Nicole not only likes to shove her own fingers up her ass for us, she can also suck the veins out of a cock. And she has lots of hot friends that she likes to munch on from time to time. Excellent stuff from Nicole.

You can do a cheapie trial at $2.95 for 2 days. I did this and I shot a nut exactly every 9 minutes (including recovery time). That works out to 320 orgasms you can crank out in 48 hours, if you play your cards right. Hell of a deal when I put it that way, huh?

A solo girl site with hardcore action is enough to get me to join almost every time. And when the chick is a fucking 10 and the site is affordable – well, it’s impossible not to join.

Visit the site: www.nicolegraves.com

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I'm going to ask for this kind of doll for Christmas.

The site: melissadoll.com

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: Overall a good site. Needs to be updated a bit, but Melissa is a cute brunette slut and we need more of those! 7 out of 10.

Melissa Doll is an aptly named 18-year-old girl-next-door who stands 5’2″ tall and weighs a mere 97 pounds. She is Canadian, which we have learned to be synonymous in our minds with being petite, hot and craving a good fuck! Oh, and it also means not picky, as Melissa is another single-site girl who will fuck anyone who gets in her bed, man or woman. Being a brunette with small tits, we hoped from the start that Melissa had complex (after all, blondes, especially those with big tits, have more fun…right??). The best thing in the world is a porn starlet who is trying really hard to impress us to make up for things that she may be lacking in other areas!

The site itself offers several features and extras, and tries very hard to give members their money’s worth ($29.95 per month or $59.95 for three months). In addition to the standard videos and pictures, you get a diary (sort of…see below), a live show area and many other sites as well (this is a Brain Cash network site, so you get Peter North’s official site, as well as other official stars’ sites, both big and small).

Our impression of Melissa: We think she looks like a spoiled brat who is now “of age” and getting back at her poor parents by fucking on camera. I am sure that she is a very nice girl and that is part of the image, but that is the sense we get. She is extremely cute, no doubt about it, with many of her videos being shot while she is in pigtails. Sexy!

Melissa mails it in on the diary portion, which is disappointing because it is something that should add to the personality of the site. She took several months off between entries, and the entry that she did finally do simply said “xxx love you all =).” That is almost as long as her previous entry where she takes 2 sentences to describe the weather. If you are going to have a feature on a site, we say you should do well to keep it up, as you never know whose favorite may be that feature.

Luckily, she is not as flippant when it comes to updating her video portion of the site. We found a very nice collection of videos of Melissa, with over 50 home made videos to choose from. Most of the videos have an amateur feel to them, with lower-than-perfect quality and a somewhat unstable camera hand. It is not too much, and we like the effort to make it look more amateur.

One of our favorite videos was a unique one shot at the recording of a radio show that Melissa did in French (they are French-Canadian, after all). We couldn’t understand a damn thing that was said, but we didn’t need to. This may have been the Howard Stern of Canada, we don’t know, but he is definitely our favorite shock jock. Several minutes into the radio show, all hell breaks loose and Melissa starts sucking the DJ’s cock! The follow-up video takes him back to an undisclosed location for a rendezvous with Melissa and two other girls. Grand.

Overall a good site. Needs to be updated a bit, but Melissa is a cute brunette slut and we need more of those! … 7 out of 10

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