College Chicks

Melissa Midwest Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

If you love hot chicks like Melissa Midwest, why are you on a porn site with your pictures disabled?  Click here to watch the notorious Melissa Midwest get fucked.

"Do these nipples match?"

The site: melissamidwest.com

The price:$24.37/mo

The verdict: It may sound like I am overplaying Melissa a bit — but I honestly do not think so. She is a rare gem. If you are looking for raunchy hardcore — we have PLENTY of those sites in other galleries on Porny Little Devil, so check those out. But if you are looking for a perfect 10 who loves to get naked, play with toys and mess around with other perfect 10 gals — there is NONE better than Melissa. Take that to the bank! 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

Free Explicit Movies:
Free Movie Galleries 1
Free Movie Galleries
2

To join, click here:www.melissamidwest.com

Sometimes in life you just have to stop, take a deep breath and slow yourself down. You don’t want to just blast through each day and not stop to rest and enjoy the finer things. Melissa Midwest is one of those finer things that you should take your time to enjoy — there are few, if any, out there like her. And she’s a lot cheaper than a bottle of Dom Perignon!

I have reviewed thousands of adult sites on the Internet (and of course you can check them all out here on Porny Little Devil. Shameless plug over now…) I have seen thousands upon thousands of ladies. As far as looks go, I can confidently say the following: Melissa Midwest is the hottest looking Internet star, hands down. That’s right. I said it. Of the thousands of hotties that I have seen, I think Melissa is the hottest. I have been holding back this review for quite sometime — I wanted to be sure that I was confident in that statement (even though I thought this from the first time I saw her). I am now all but certain that, in my opinion, there is no one more sizzling on the world wide web.

Of course, to each his own — many of you enjoy different “types” — I understand that. But put all of those aside and at least check out Melissa Midwest. She’s extremely beautiful. She has a beauty usually reserved for Hollywood actresses, so I consider us lucky to get to see her in adult action. She’s sexy as shit — and I bet you will agree. She’s more of the college type/sorority type girl, in my opinion. She does a lot of “around-town” candids as well — which I love.

The ONLY slight downside to her site is that she does not really do man on woman hardcore — that’s to say she doesn’t get fucked by men (on her site anyway — I am sure that she gets her fair share of man meat in reality). But that is easily forgotten when she hooks up with chicks that will absolutely blow your fucking mind. If it wasn’t for Melissa Midwest– some of the girls on her site would be the hottest on the net! Fucking fantastic.

Okay — I will put my tongue back in my mouth at TRY to give you some details about her. Melissa Midwest is from Lincoln, Nebraska (hence the whole Melissa Midwest name thingy). You may remember her even if you have never been to her site — she had her 15 minutes of fame in mainstream media a few years back. She was charged with indecent exposure when Lincoln authorities saw PICTURES of her on her website (fucking perverts) showing her naughty bits at certain bars in town. The big deal was that she was charged with this “crime” long after she actually did the deed. It stirred up a lot of controversy and such. CNN, USA Today — all of the biggies picked up on it and (we are sure) gave her oodles of business as a result. The outcome? Hell if I know — she’s still making porn and that is all I care about. She’s a blond haired, blue eyed, gorgeous little creature with a perfect — and I mean PERFECT — body. Perfect tits and a perfect ass. Stunning face. Melissa Midwest is just God damned sexy!

Even better than her looks is her attitude — Melissa Midwest is one of the most user friendly ladies on the Internet. She promises that if you e-mail her, she’ll email you back. It worked for me, so I believe her. She will also pose in whatever you’d like and send you and email of her in it. She knows who butters her bread — and she doesn’t ever forget that without you, the customer, she would not be doing as well as she surely is. She has over 10,000 pics of herself and over 3,000 of other girls on her site. She does live web-cam shows, has many, many videos and does updates all the damn time.

All of this personal attention is very rare, as is the price that you pay to get Melissa Midwest. $24.37 per month. Unheard of for a) such a hot chick and b) such an up close and personal, all-original format. She posts 2 new photo sets each month, has 2 web-cam chats every week, girl on girl pics and videos, her email address (that Melissa Midwest will check and respond to), a 3-D sex video game (that may or may not excite you, but it’s included) and AT LEAST SIX new videos a month — which according to my accountant averages out to MORE than 1 per week!

It may sound like I am overplaying Melissa Midwest a bit — but I honestly do not think so. She is a rare gem. If you are looking for raunchy hardcore — we have PLENTY of those sites in other galleries on Porny Little Devil, so check those out. But if you are looking for a perfect 10 who loves to get naked, play with toys and mess around with other perfect 10 gals — there is NONE better than Melissa Midwest. Take that to the bank!

***Update! Melissa is doing hardcore! Melissa is doing hardcore!

Visit the site: www.melissamidwest.com

{ 0 comments }

Movie Access Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

do you smell fish?

Do you smell fish?

The site: movieaccess.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.movieaccess.com

This site is the new way of porn. Get used to this if you aren’t already — you’ll be seeing more and more of it. Instead of a certain *type* of porn, or a certain theme, this is like Netflix for porn — a Slutflix, if you will. Possibly a Cockbuster. There are thousands (see below) of movies to choose from, but even better than Netflix, you don’t have to sit at the mailbox with your dork in your hand — you watch them right there on your computer.

Check this shit out — over THREE THOUSAND DVDs are available here. That adds up to over FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND hours of rubbing material. Your cock would be a bloody stump if you used this entire site up. In other words — you will NEVER run out of material on this site. Oh — you think you’re some kind of stud, motherfucker? You think you could finfish it? Okay, then — get this — if you do — then there are over THIRTY other sites included with your membership. Get strokin’, Superman.

How much would you horn dogs pay for this much shit? Remember the old days when you had to go to the movie store, slink into the back like a trench-coat creep and rent them one by one? At about $3 or more a pop, this amount of material would cost you just under $10,000. Lucky for you, porn has evolved and the internet was invented. Now you can get access for about the price of ONE of those movies in the old days. Ever heard of a deal like 3,000 for the price of 1? You have now — 3 Days for $4.95. 7 days for $9.95. A full month comes in at $39.95. This deal is – just like your sore dick when you are done here – can’t be beat

They are very well categorized and the site is set up as user friendly as any we’ve seen. Every mainstream category that you’d think of, straight, gay, lesbian and everything in between. They have a link for new releases, most popular (Try Wild Party Girls 19 — a classic), and =you can search your favorite star or by film title. If you’re a REAL big, major league creepy dude you can even search by studio. We shudder to think of those of you who have a favorite STUDIO!

Trust us on this — one day this will be how all movies are watched — porn AND mainstream. And to think you can get in on the ground floor.

Visit the site: www.movieaccess.com

{ 0 comments }

Montreal Dream Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Its true what they say about Canadian chicks

She's having a Montreal dream -- in Vancouver.

The site: montrealdream.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: Really nice amateur site with -get this – REAL amateurs! Imagine that! 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.montrealdream.com

I have never been to Canada. I hear the chicks are fucking hot sluts, and the dudes all have tiny, unsatisfying cocks, so they crave American guy dicks (especially white, not-all-that-impressive ones like mine). Hey – don’t shoot the messenger – that’s just what I hear.

I am pretty high on this site. It’s been a LONG time since I got the opportunity to review a true amateur site. This site is ACTUALLY amateur chicks and not just wannabe porn starlets. Okay, well, maybe they do want to be porn starlets – but at least they do not reek of it like most of the California “actresses” do. These look like regular chicks that took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in a porn film. Thank god for lost chicks.

Most of these chicks will never make it in the biz. That’s because they don’t have that look of a porn star. They look more like the chick that works at the bank or the one that you dragged home from the bar last week that gave you a handjob, but wouldn’t fuck you. You remember that bitch, right? Well, she may be on this site. Hell, there are even some chicks that I would call less-than-attractive – but I’d still fuck them. They try harder.

The spectacular thing about the selection of chicks here is that they have at least one chick for everyone’s interest. Goth, glam, gorgeous, heavy, ugly, shy, obnoxious, tiny tits, hooters – whatever make your tickler tingle, they have it.

The only bitch I have about the site is that it lacks fucking. These chicks are out to make some milk money, but not the real big cashola. But fear not – when you join this one (for less than $25 per month) you also get access to about 25 or so additional sites – all of which have oodles of original fucking content.

Really nice amateur site with -get this – REAL amateurs! Imagine that!

Visit the site: www.montrealdream.com

{ 0 comments }

My Busty Girlfriend Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

cant tell from here

Can't tell for sure from that angle.

The site: mybustygirlfriend.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot to say, since you don’t care anyway. You saw “busty” and clicked — so why am I even still writing? 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.mybustygirlfriend.com

Well, I certainly like tits. Big ones make me happy. And I am a huge fan of amateurs — even pro-ams are better than super stars in my opinion. And girlfriends — wooo…don’t even get me started. I fucked yours last night — and even went down on my own the night before (don’t tell my wife, though). So My Busty Girlfriend is a sore dick just waiting to fucking happen.

As I mentioned, this one is all about big tits and pro-ams. Actually, these sluts aren’t really any one’s girlfriend — in the sense that a girlfriend is someone who is exclusive with one person. In fact — these snipes are just the opposite, which is why we love them and why they are rolling in the cash. Who needs to be someones girlfriend when you can make your own money, right? And everyone knows that sluts are what makes the world go ’round. If it weren’t for sluts 94% of you would still be virgins. So embrace them, love them…watch them fuck on this site.

A very well done site, this one. Very high quality video, super high quality “regular” chicks and good, good, super good fucking. You know — it really doesn’t matter what I say, does it? You’re going to go to this site, take a quick “once over” of the front page, check out the price and decide from there, right? You don;t give a shit what I have to say about who’s hot and how big her tits are, do you? Or how good the video is or how many videos they have? If you see a bitch on the front page that makes you tingle, you’ll join if the price is right.

I get that — so what I’ll do is solve the price dilemma for you BEFORE you even get tot he site. How, you ask? How in the world can I possibly tell you the price will be worth it before you even see ANY of the chicks? Well, because I can tell you that it is ONE DOLLAR when you join through the links on this site. Click one of the links on this page, pay only $1.00 to join. Shit, man — you’d watch a bearded Filipino broad fuck a puddle of vomit for a dollar — so click the fucking link! (I promise it won’t be nearly as bad as that visual that I just gave you).

Not a whole lot to say, since you don’t care anyway. You saw “busty” and clicked — so why am I even still writing?

Visit the site: www.mybustygirlfriend.com

{ 0 comments }

My Cute Panties Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Those are indeed cute panties

They don't look so damn special to me.

The site: mycutepanties.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: Great site for panty lovers. Good videos offered for download. No original content. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.mycutepanties.com

Good God we love panties. We love to look at panties, wear panties, jerk off into panties…hell, we would even eat panties if we could. Panties are the sexiest piece of clothing there is. When we see a young sexy girl with panties on, it leaves just a little bit to the imagination…a little to look forward to!

Mycutepanties not only gives us the panty pictures and videos that we crave, they give them to us on hot, young, cute honies! There is not much sexier than slowly pulling aside a pair of white cotton panties and thrusting your cock into that sweet pussy. Or the feeling of eating a pussy through pink, slik panties. These videos give us EXACTLY that. And, we can watch them over, and over, and over again!

Most of the videos offered are from the Panty World series. If you are a panty enthusiast then you are familiar with Panty World. Uf you are not necessarily a panty enthusiast, watch a few of the Panty World videos and you then WILL be. And you will not be sorry.

An unbelievable scene is in Panty World Issue 10, scene 1 (easily accessible through their seperated scenes on this site). Jeanie Rivers gets her pussy eaten with white, slik panties on. Then she gets fucked — extremely hard — on top of a washing machine, while the guy wears the panties around his neck. We thoroughly enjoyed the extremely hard ride that he gave her.

The price…$24.95 per month for unlimited downloads of the videos. For that one price you also get acces to numerous other sites (not all panty sites, but many, many types). They are part of the megasitepass family, a very good bargain no matter how you look at it.

We hope that those of you who are not panty fetishists can take a look at this site and become one of us. We feel sorry for anyone who does not get as much enjoyment as we do out of a little piece of fabric. It almost isn’t fair!

Visit the site: www.mycutepanties.com

Great site for panty lovers. Good videos offered for download. No original content. … 7 out of 10

{ 0 comments }

My Dirty GF Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

you can have her if she's so damn dirty

Let's just see how dirty this bitch is!

The site: mydirtygf.com

The price:$29.95/Month plus 7 bonus days

The verdict: One of my new favorite networks here. Excellent stuff if you like 20-somethings having real sex. No studio shit – just real fucking with real fuck noises. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.mydirtygf.com

If I had my druthers, when I ate pussy it would be sweaty and have a very distinct pungency of sweaty vagina. Why have it any other way? There’s a reason I reach for the extra sharp cheddar, folks. I need my shit aged and aromatic for me to enjoy it.

This is a really, really nice site for those of us that like home made stuff, but not Fatty Patty and her 7 fat rolls getting plundered by some random electrician. Instead, this is an amateur couple (Markus and Nicky) that are apparently paid to perform, but not is a studio setting or anything staged like that. They are hot, fresh and they get filmed in real fuck situations. Very nice shit here, man.

Nicky is a hot, thin brunette that is under 20. Markus is only 23. They are very nice looking, but not porn star looking. They are regular peeps that fuck on the Internet. Is there something wrong with that?

I don’t know if this couple is actually a couple. And that is the reason I love the site. I believe they are, though. On a pro site, I know damn well they aren’t. So the fucking is contrived. This site has real fucking. And no bullshit music or fake screams – these are real fuck noises which, in my mind, make the scenes 100 times hotter.

The price is nice too, at $29.95 for a one month membership plus 7 days, or a 2 month for $39.95 that rebills at $19.95 per month. That’s about $10 less than most of the sites are going for these days, and the site itself is about $50 a month BETTER than most of those other shitholes.

One of my new favorite networks here. Excellent stuff if you like 20-somethings having real sex. No studio shit – just real fucking with real fuck noises.

Visit the site: www.mydirtygf.com

{ 0 comments }

All Adult Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

all-adult-pass
The site: alladultpass.com
The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.alladultpass.com

We’ve reviewed lots of multi-site sites, many of them offering 20, 30 — even 50 sites for one price. As far as we can recall, we’ve never reviewed a site that gave you access to this many sites at one monthly rate. How about NINETY sites for the price of one. 90!!! Nine-fucking-ty! Nine Zero! Nin– awwww….you get the point.

Okay — here’s a list of what you get: Just kidding — you think I’m going to sit here and list off 90 websites? Jesus, man — I have some masturbating to do when I get done with telling you about this site. If you think I’m gonna cut into my jerking time to list for you every single site you get when you join, you’re out of your fucking mind. But I will tell you that if you can’t find LOTS of shit to get your nuts churning to amongst 90 sites, then you need to get to that old Dr. Ruth cunt as soon as possible and find out what the fuck your problem is.

As you might imagine, 90 sites cover an astounding variety of themes. Teens, Black, Interracial, Feet, BJs, Prostitutes, Voyeur, Squirting, MILFs, Spanking, Big Tits and Ass Sex — to name a FEW of the genres you’ll find. Oh — and in case you’re worried, these aren’t shit bag, throw away sites. We consider the makers of this site to be among the best in the business. They have a shitload of pride in their sites. They get the hottest off the street girls that money can buy. You will NOT be disappointed if you like amateurish sites with hot chicks and sexy fucking.

Okay…now sit down because this will knock your dick into next week. You get three days worth of access to all 90 of these sites for ONE DOLLAR! Let’s do the math, Einstein — that is just over ONE PENNY PER HOUR of porn. Good Christ, that’s a deal. And even when the three days are up, you can renew at $24.95 per month. That is on the low end of monthly fees for the majority of pron sites – -and don’t forget that you get NINETY of them for this price.

Not a whole lot more can be said about the deal of the century. If you pass on it, then I hope you like full balls

10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.alladultpass.com

{ 0 comments }

Addison St. James Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

nice ass

More like Addison St. Nice Fucking Ass!

The site: addisonstjames.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: One of the cutest chicks I have seen in a long time – I just wish she was more nasty. Pretty good network, though. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.addisonstjames.com

I have had it with porn bitches naming themselves Saint whatever. Is that supposed to be ironic -that you are a “saint”  but at the same time, you are chugging cocks online? Well, it’s not. It’s been done. Not the name thing (although that’s been done a million times) -I mean a saint sucking cocks for cash. I got a $20 gagger from Mother Teresa about 6 months before she kicked off. And that was a REAL saint – so get over yourselves, porno bitches named Saint!

So, sorry “Addison St. James”– the truth is that you already have one strike against you in my book – before I even look at your site. I know – -life’s a bitch, ain’t it?

After giving her the once over, though, I will admit that she is incredibly attractive. Perfect, perfect little ski slope tits – -and when I say little I mean a small C cup – so not too little. She’s in the teen range, so she’s still as fresh as can be. Brunette, perky, lively. In fact, I have decided that she can be named “Saint von Sainty Saint” and I would still give one of my testicles to fuck her.

I really wanted to see someone else fuck her at least – since I now that I will probably never get to since I dissed her name and called her a “porn bitch,” but unfortunately, that seems unlikely to happen at this point since Ms. St. James prefers to shoehorn runner cocks into her tight pussy, rather than take a stranger loaf in the snatch. A fucking shame if you ask me.

As with about half of the 25 sites in the network, I am gravely disappointed that I don’t get to see the look on Addison’s face when she gets her hole stuffed with a cock the size of the Florida pan handle. But I still joined the network, as the other half of the sites DO show graphic fucking – and I HAD to see Addison sink her fingers into her quivering vagina. It was well worth the $24.95 per month – I promise you that.

One of the cutest chicks I have seen in a long time – I just wish she was more nasty. Pretty good network, though.

7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.addisonstjames.com

{ 0 comments }

Wild XXX Parties Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

them bitches is wild

Paaaarrrtttyyy!

The site: wildxxxparties.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: I’ve always been a fan of these college chick type sites “the real” ones at real venues like this. And that was when they were just tits and ass. These days, and in particular on this site, there are much, much more. The majority of it is still tits and ass, but there’s enough of the other to make it well worth the coin. 7.5 out of 10.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.wildxxxparties.com

“I went to a party last Saturday night, I didn’t get laid, I got in a fight.” Lita Ford once sang that – and apparently she wasn’t going to the parties that are featured on this site –  because if you can’t get laid at one of these parties, then you need to suck on the business end of a shotgun.

Basically, this site is this networks answer to those girls that have gone wild – except here you get uninhibited bitches from the 4 corners of the world – and more importantly you get a lot more than booby flashing. You get raw sex and a lot of drunken, girl-on-girl pussy eating. In a nut shell, we liken it to that other site…on steroids. Or Viagra. Or a Viagra and steroid cocktail.

As with some other sites, there are lots of Mardi Gras parties, lake excursions, VIP room forays, biker rallys, RV showers, church camps – you know, the usual. But they also have a lot of 2 chick action and a little straight sex action.

One thing that they have that’s nice is free shit. Like when you join for 90 days – you get 30 of those days free ($60 for a 90 day membership, $30 for 30 days). That’s sort of like getting into a wet-tee shirt contest without having to pay the cover charge, and then a fuckfest breaks out. And lasts 30 days. And instead of your Mom showing up and eating random pussy on stage like she usually does at these things, only young, hot chicks are involved. Sounds nice, huh?

I’ve always been a fan of these college chick type sites -the “real” ones at real venues like this. And that was when they were just tits and ass. These days, and in particular on this site, there are much, much more. The majority of it is still tits and ass, but there’s enough of the other to make it well worth the coin.

Visit the site: www.wildxxxparties.com

7.5 out of 10

{ 0 comments }

18 Years Old Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

sexy little nymph

Ripe for the pickin'!

The site: 18yearsold.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $24.95/month

The verdict: I honestly do not see much, if any, downside to this site. Buy it. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.18yearsold.com

“Where 19 is WAY too fucking old!”Well, how do I follow THAT tag line? With this — fucking believe them and get a membership to this site. Huh…that was easier than I thought…

And you know what? These motherfuckers may actually be telling the truth. If any of these bitches is over 18, I’d say she looks young for her age. Very fresh pussy here. And hot. WAY fucking hot. As always, I’m blown away by how many young, hot chicks are willing to do so many vile things on the internet for sick perverts like you and I to watch. It’s like there’s a factory of hot, young robots somewhere who don’t give a shit about their future! God bless young ignorance!

This site is one of 14 in a pretty damn good network (with only one site that I disliked due to faker cockery — see my review of Freaks of Cock to shed more light on that). You can get a trial membership for $4.95 for 3 days and less than 30 bones for a month — and you get all 14 sites included. Besides a handful of HD sites, there are none out there with better quality videos, and the chicks are as good as any newbies anywhere on the net. What’s more is that the content is all original and all exclusive. That shit is getting harder and harder to come by these days…

I think my favorite — but only by a cunt hair — was Barbie (imagine that). Barbie was a petite, delicious little blonde with tits so small I’d bet dollars to donuts she’s still in a training bra. She was from Cleveland, OH, and had that white trashy blonde hair with black ends. God I love that shit. Remember Lita Ford in the 1980s with that shit? Fuck…anyway, Barbie is the perfect 18 year old. I just wish we could stop time and fuck her day in and day out at this exact stage of her aging.

And guess what? If you are a tit man, there are girls on this site that look exactly like Barbie, but with bigger tits. It’s like I said about a robot plant — you can damn near mix and match the parts you like and discard the ones you don’t and come up with the perfect 18 year-old for you!

I honestly do not see much, if any, downside to this site. Buy it.

9.5 out of 10 Visit the site: www.18yearsold.com

{ 0 comments }