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Young Girlfriend Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Hello Dolly!

Nice L'eggs

The site: younggirlfriend.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Grab a $1 trial and see if you like it. I can’t imagine you NOT liking it! Shit, I am generally an amateur dude all the way – but these fresh chicks here really did something to me. Fucking hot as fuck. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.younggirlfriend.com

I wonder if Bill Cosby has ever used a cock ring with the ladies? I bet he has. If you pay close attention, he seems pretty savvy in the sex department. If you don’t believe me, go back and watch episode 5, season 4 of the Cosby Show. If I recall correctly, he sensually butt fucks Phylicia Rashad in that one. Maybe not – maybe that was episode 6. Either way, the man knows his shit in the sack.

Well, one thing is for sure. There are no MILFs here. Shit – these chicks don’t even know what the word “mature” means. They might learn it a few years down the road. For now, they are busy learning other shit -like how to take a 10 inch long, 2 inch wide boner in the cunny without tapping out.

All of the gals here are over the legal limit and under 20. That’s what I like to call “the window of opportunity.” You can trick ‘em, you can surprise ‘em, you can please ‘em and you can leave ‘em. There are a shit ton of them on this site – enough to fill over 550 videos, in fact. Every one of them is hot as fuck, too.

There are few things better on this Earth than watching a chick under 20 get a boner shoved into her ass. Well, being on the giving end of the boner would be better – but that’s not happening any time soon, so enjoy Emily’s video on this site instead. She actually doesn’t squirm nearly as much as I thought she would have – which means this wasn’t her first butthole-deo. That’s hot.

Grab a $1 trial and see if you like it. I can’t imagine you NOT liking it! Shit, I am generally an amateur dude all the way – but these fresh chicks here really did something to me. Fucking hot as fuck. … 9 out of 10

Visit the site: WWW.YOUNGGIRLFRIEND.COM

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Back Room Casting Couch Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

You're missing out on a nice piece of cunt, not being able to see this picture. You have to see what you're missing, and Back Room Casting Couch is where it's at, motherfucker!

Just toss it in the corner, Honey - you won't be needing it anymore.

The site: backroomcastingcouch.com

The price:$24.95/mo

The verdict: One of the truly great sites to slick your googler to. My only regret is that I have but one cock to sacrifice to it.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

I am compiling a list of sexual things that I want to accomplish before I die.

I am calling it my Fucket List.

I’m not going to get into any specifics with you, but I can tell you that the following words do appear on the list:

Spam, through, eviscerate, Mao Tse Tung, Barcelona, completely yellow, Kansas City and tri corner hat.

Okay – either I am just getting really lucky lately, or the world on internet porn is stepping up its act.  Back Room Casting Couch is the second site in a row that made me want to buy an expensive pair of silk, elbow length gloves to beat off with, so I wouldn’t damage my cock in any way while I completely lose control jerking it.

This motherfucker is outstanding.

But I want to warn the makers of Back Room Casting Couch that I will hold them 100% responsible for any permanent boner damage that takes place over the next 72 hours that I spend feverishly fucking my fist to their videos.

Back Room Casting Couch not only features hot amateurs, it also highlights the stupidity of a chick in need of cash. This guy puts out an ad, gets them in the door and tells them they need to try out – withOUT pay – to see if they get the porn gig. He films it all and then, after delivering the sperm, lets them in on a little secret…he’s no talent scout and there is no job. Hilarity ensues! It’s great because I never know how to react while I am cleaning the jizz off of my computer, and now I can spend that moment laughing at these dumb bitches!

The price of admission is just under $30. Is that a good deal? Did fucking Rose Kennedy have a black dress? Of course it’s a good deal – it’s fucking amateur bitches getting tricked AND fucked! And apparently you get a ton of additional vagina busting sites as well, but I doubt you’ll ever need them.

As you know, I have looked at over 1,000 porno sites, many of them being of the “reality” type.  Most of those aren’t even “real”, and of the ones that are, only a handful are worth wasting your Astroglide for.  Back Room Casting Couch is a fucking winner through and through.  If you like the real shit, there is no way you can be disappointed in this site.

One of the truly great sites to slick your googler to. My only regret is that I have but one cock to sacrifice to it.

10 out of 10

To join:www.backroomcastingcouch.com

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Exploited College Girls Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

exploitedcollegegirls

The face of exploitation.

The site: exploitedcollegegirls.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: This dandy is a standard $30 to join monthly, and apparently you get access to an additional 23 porn sites. Are those other sites good? I have no fucking idea. Nor do I care. I will spend all of my time watching the gutter sluts of the halls of academia take loads of nut mud to the face, thank you very much. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.exploitedcollegegirls.com

I exploited many, many chicks in college. One time in particular, I convinced a chick that I was the sole heir to a shipping magnate’s fortune. Then I convinced her that she needed to let me fuck or or she would be murdered. I followed that up with tricking her into letting me stick my three longest toes into her asshole. Finally, I talked her into letting me simultaneously cum in her nostril and hit her as hard as I could with a ball peen hammer. College chicks RULE!

That’s why all of the bullshit about tough times and recession and shit like that never fazed me. These are the fucking golden years, peeps. And sites like this one are the reason why. These chicks are as real as your foreclosed home, fucker.

Here’s the boil down – hot college chicks getting fucked. Seen that line before? Maybe, but this time it’s not bullshit. These are not the supposed college chicks you see on many sites, taking bones in a studio in Van Nuys. These are actual students – with the schools they go to listed for your Googling pleasure.

The great thing, to me, about this site is the fact that most of these chicks have no desire to be in the porn business. Lots of sites features chicks that are trying WAY too hard to be sexy. These chicks here are trying to make money. Period. So when this dude crams his ham into their ass, they usually don’t go, “ohhhh yesss.” Instead they scream “OWWW!” and asked that it promptly be removed.

This lucky feller figured out something that we all knew – college chicks are sluts. Broke sluts. Broke sluts willing to experiment in this exploratory phase of their life. So, he got a camera and put out an and voila! How college sluts -tons of them – sucking on his hanger on film. Fuck Einstein – this dude should be branded a genius.

Favorite? That’s like asking me which of my testicles I like more. I love them both equally, as I love each and every naive little cunt on this site. But if I HAVE to pick one to feature, and apparently I do, I will go with Remi. Why? I don’t know – because you made me pick on, dick! Plus, I like the look on her face when the cock hits her colon.This dandy is a standard $30 to join monthly, and apparently you get access to an additional 23 porn sites. Are those other sites good? I have no fucking idea. Nor do I care. I will spend all of my time watching the gutter sluts of the halls of academia take loads of nut mud to the face, thank you very much.

Visit the site: WWW.EXPLOITEDCOLLEGEGIRLS.COM

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White Trash Teens Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)


White Trash Teens, whitetrashteens

I hope her step-son remembered to go to her trailer and feed her pet snake while she was out of town for this audition.

The Site: whitetrashteens.com
The price:$2.99 (trial)
The verdict: If you like ‘em trashy and in a single-wide, you’ll like this site. Don’t confuse white trash with ugly — these downtrodden sewer rats are fucking hot!
[rating:8/10] (8/10)

Let me tell you something, folks — the term “white trash”, in connection with porn, should NOT be considered a negative thing. I fucking LOVE white trash chicks. They need money, they have little self-respect, they work extra hard for fuck-money so they can feed and diaper their snot-nosed bastard kids, and so they don’t have to get a job that requires them to stand up. They’re also easy.

And if you don’t believe me, check out what the makers of the site say, “Star-struck white trash teens were brought up on a staple diet of penis protein and hardcore fucks; they’ll never say no to anything, no matter how kinky!” See? I fucking told you. Dead on with what I said — and these motherfuckers should know — they’re the ones paying these cum-gutters.

This is a site brought to us by the PimpRoll boys — and outstanding outfit that produces tons of porn sites, all of which regularly get high reviews from us here at PLD. Why? Because they always deliver fantastic quality chicks, great video and almost always have a fucking amazing deal going on for new members. Right now — $2.99 for a 3 day trial if you click through PLD here. Fucking top it!

Know what my favorite white trash girl look is? Corn-row type braids on a white chick. Fucking oozes white trash! And guess what? They’ve got a bitch sucking cock and getting fucked with exactly that look. Nautica is her name and although she appears to be bi-racial and not full white trash, she’s still hot and trashy. I love her — and she can suck a skin flute like the dickens

! If you like ‘em trashy and in a single-wide, you’ll like this site. Don’t confuse white trash with ugly — these downtrodden sewer rats are fucking hot!

Visit the site: www.whitetrashteens.com

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Wet Teen Panty Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Wait a minute!! Those panties are bone dry!


The site: wetteenpanty.com

The price: $1.95 trial/ $39.95 month

The verdict: Not bad, not great. It got the job done!

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.wetteenpanty.com

Panties are one of the fastest growing fetish markets on the internet today. Trust us on this one. We happen to be somewhat of an expert on internet porn. With that known, it is hard to really standout with a panty site. You have to bring something original to the table if you want to be noticed. This site — well, let’s just say that it is not original.

Wet Teen Panty is a nice site, do not get us wrong. The girls are second to none and the videos are all seemingly well done and of high quality. The problem is that they just grabbed a bunch of movies from somewhere else and put them on here. That is good in the sense that you can get a shitload of content in one place, but bad in the sense that it makes this site just exactly like so many others. Good? Sure, but not better, and that is what they need in our mind to get a spectacular rating.

If you DO want a site with no personality to just get in there and yank away at hundreds of thousands of videos and pictures totaling hours and hours and hours of wank time, then you may have found your heaven. They definitely have enough pairs of panties to keep you coming and Cumming. We LOVE panties too, so that was good for us. You may have read it from us before, but our favorite thing of all is to slide a nice pair of white, cotton panties to the side and slide our cock right up in the snapper. Nothing, and we mean NOTHING, is sexier to us!

If you do dig on undies, then $1.95 will get you three days of them(which coincidentally is how long we generally wear a pair of underwear before throwing them in the wash) and $39.95 will get you 30 days for them. But that $39.95 will also get you a whole lot more, as you will also gain access to SIXTY other porn sites with that fee. Each of those is a mega-site as well, so that is hundreds and hundreds of hours of straight, all-American porn! Not too bad when you look at it that way!

And we also need to stress the teen part as well. They give you what they promise — many sites do not. They have many of the youngest and hottest chicks in the business strutting their stuff in their skivvies! We are not sure which is more important, the teen part or the panties part, but no matter — they fulfill both requirements.

Not bad, not great. It got the job done!  … 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.wetteenpanty.com

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All Teen Hardcore Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Curvy skanks make boners

Curvy skanks beget boners

The site: allteenhardcore.com

The price:$1.00 trial/ $34.95/month

The verdict: Over all it is a good place to go if you have a lot of time and are looking for a shit pot of videos. Weekenders should look elsewhere, but true hardcore porn lovers can feel at ease spending their cash here!. .

[rating:7/10] (7/10)
To join, click here:www.allteenhardcore.com

Ok…we have to give this one a hard time. Why? Not because their lack of content or good videos. All Teen Hardcore has LOTS of videos and LOTS of great shit. But their title is misleading…ALL TEENS? Hell, no. ALL HARDCORE? Nope! Lots of solo stuff too! Make the name fit the site, people!

All Teen Hardcore is another video/picture super dump site. You can get thousands and thousands of pictures, videos and a lot of other shit too! The cost is just over $38 per month, which is normally high, but we must admit that there are a shitload of videos here, and if you have the time to surf through this one a lot, it will be worth your money, If you are a quick hitter, then it will not. Plain and simple. While we love these sites, we have to question the desire to make new stuff available and to be original. Sure, they provide a product that we like, and you will like too…but come on! Let’s get some of our shit up there folks!

Ok…we did find an INCREDIBLY good solo scene amidst all of the movies on this site. Amateur Cuties 648 is the name of the movie and the scene is featured. An incredibly sexy young teen brunette appears on the screen on a couch. Not a word is spoken by anyone as she undresses and begins to feels herself. She starts to masturbate and her face becomes flush and red. This is REAL! She closes her eyes and frigs herself into submission. A very nice solo scene. The best part is the very young-looking and almost certainly first-time-being-filmed girl that is featured. Great stuff!

Christie Hardcore is also well worth the watch. It begins with silly porn lines, but escalates into some great, on-the-floor fucking. Christie, a straight-blonde haired vixen is as sexy as she is young. Very good audio, in that no music or fake shit going on in the background. Many times during the movie, all that you hear is two bodies slapping together, with a lot of moaning too! Asian-lettering back tattoo…I am turning Japanese just thinking about it!

As a bonus for you guys we watched a third movie, a VERY raw and dirty ass movie, called Ass Driven 1, Scene 3. The beginning is your typical cheesy music, girl in hot red satin — but it quickly moves on and what you get is some of the best raw and raunchy ass sex that we have seen in a long time…honestly! This freak gets absolutely REAMED! He spits one her ass and pussy and makes her stick her fingers in her cunt. He tells her to press on her G Spot while he fucks her up the ass until she cums…over and over again. GREAT SCENE!

Many of the videos that we viewed and many that we saw thumbnails of had true, young teens. We did, however, see some that were certainly not teens, which deducts a little for this site. If you are called ALL teen hardcore, you need to back that up! Furthermore, as is the case with many of the super sites such as this one, we saw videos we had seen elsewhere. They were good videos that we had seen elsewhere, but repeat nonetheless.

Over all it is a good place to go if you have a lot of time and are looking for a shit pot of videos. Weekenders should look elsewhere, but true hardcore porn lovers can feel at ease spending their cash here! 7 out of 10

Visit the site: www.allteenhardcore.com

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Watch My GF Review

by The Caveman (admin)

That's right. Watch her. Watch that bitch.

The site: watchmygf.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $39.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Watch My GF is an outstanding site. These are the sites that make the shitty sites worth reviewing – because I know that as long as I keep looking, there will always be rewards like this one out there. Try the $1 trial – see what you’re missing. .

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.watchmygf.com

I had a dream last night that I was allergic to vagina skin. It was awful. I had to wear one of those E.T. quarantine suits just to get my nuts emptied. The good news was that I didn’t have to worry about V.D.’s anymore, so I was fucking some pretty trashy chicks. I even fucked Britney Spears bareback!

I’m not even sure why studios waste their time with professional porn anymore. Sites like this one, Watch My GF, are so much better that it’s like comparing apples to piles of bloody shit. Although I can still manage to jerk off to the pro stuff in a pinch, this is definitely my type of go-to site.

We’ve seen sites Watch My GF before, and we’re damn glad we’re seeing them again. Amateur GF’s taking boners in the most glorious of places. It’s like Chicks Gone Wild – but wilder. Most of the content at Watch My GF is user generated, making it all the hotter.

They have a rule at Watch My GF that the user submitted videos must feature hot chicks, so you aren’t going to see that sweat hog that works at the dry cleaner’s bouncing up and down on a chubster. Only fresh, hot, sexy bitches. I spent hours on Watch My GF and never found a chick that was remotely homely.

The best way to go about joining Watch My GF is to get a 2 day trial for ONE fucking dollar. Totally worth it. If you stay on, it’s $39.95 per month, which gives you full bore access with unlimited downloads, plus lots of extra sites and shit like that. And, if you happen to have a hot lady friend – I know, it’s insane, but stick with me here – you can submit a video of her chewing on your hog and win some prizes and shit.

Watch My GF is an outstanding site. These are the sites that make the shitty sites worth reviewing – because I know that as long as I keep looking, there will always be rewards like this one out there. Try the $1 trial – see what you’re missing.

Visit the site: www.watchmygf.com

… 10 out of 10

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Wanted List Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Take your pick, beat your dick.

The site: wantedlist.com

The price:Varies – You’ll find a good deal

The verdict: Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.wantedlist.com

No time for jokes today, fellas. This site is a fucking gem and no laughing matter. The only joke here is in your hand.Wanted List is the name, and it’s worth remembering (and even bookmarking). Wanted List is basically a Netflix for porn, with over 4,000 titles available on DVD rental AND video on demand. They also have some exclusive content from studios like Red Light District and Evil Angel that are not available on any other VOD site. Now you see why my ass ain’t cracking fun? Of course you do.

Come to think of it, I discovered an entire new series of amateur videos that I never knew about (the Real Sex Magazine series) on Wanted List that are fast becoming one of my favorites. This series reminds me a LOT of Dirty Debutantes, the Ed Powers classic, but with big dicked men instead of Ed’s little wiggler. If you get a chance, any Amateur lover needs to check it out.

The charges on Wanted List  work a lot like Netlifx as well. You can choose a DVD rental package (starting at $17.95 per month for 2 DVDs at a time all the way up to $42.99 for 8 at a time) or a VOD package (less than $25 per month for unlimited VOD viewing) — or a combo of both. Fuck yes!

Finally, Wanted List has the PornTron 6900. Yeah, it’s silly — but at least it’s something different. You pick from a few select categories and it generates a list of movies it thinks you’d like. This is for those of you that are too lazy to even pick your own fucking porn. Jesus…look what this world has come to…

And if you think I’m full of shit and/or biased because I got to peek for free, then a) fuck you jealous pricks and b) Wanted List won the AVN award for Best Rental site for the LAST THREE YEARS! Take that doubters! Those fuckers are NEVER wrong!

Perfect. I can’t think of any way to improve Wanted List.

Visit the site: www.wantedlist.com

… 10 out of 10

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Amanda Amore Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

She needs to be choked out with those socks.

The site: amandaamore.com

The price:$24.95/month

The verdict: Decent site if you like college type chicks rolling around on the bed, jamming silvery things into their snatches. I prefer something filthier.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.amandaamore.com

When I was in college, I caught my girlfriend masturbating. It was pretty hot at first, but then I realized that she was using a Subway sandwich as a dildo – tuna salad at that. I am not a food fucker, myself – never have been fond of it. And I fucking hate tuna. I kicked that bitch out of my house so fast she had to ride the bus home with a foot long hoagie hanging out of her poon.

This little piece of ass is a godsend for anyone that digs chicks that look like they are sorority sluts. She is a young’un, with smaller-sized tits, a tight, tight ass and a gorgeous, fresh face. Cover up her hanging pussy lips, throw a backpack on her and this chick would blend in on any college campus in the nation.

This is the classic example of a one-girl site with a teenie-bopper type chick that likes to diddle her gash and pinch her own nipples. If you like to watch a lonely co-ed get her fingers all slippery – you will love this site. If you want to see Mandingo knock the guts out of some down-on-her-luck MILF – steer clear.

Me – I am not that big into sites like this. They are not bad – -I mean, if I was stranded in Provo, Utah and really, really concentrated, I think I could evacuate my balls to this. Not that she’s not hot – -she’s smoking hot. But I have to see some actual fucking to get things going for me (then I usually have to see some pretty fucked-up shit follow that fucking to even consider spraying nuts).

But I know for sure that a lot of you like sites like this – and I bet enough of you like them that Amanda, here, is not hurting for money (unless, of course, she has a nasty drug habit). And for those of you that DO dig it, you can get it fairly cheap at $24.95 per month. And even though I am not big on it – -I would join in a second. Not because I am a rich idiot, but because you get access to about 25-30 sites with that fee – -many of which have plenty of fucking and sucking – enough in fact to give me a boner and even get me halfway to a nut-busting.

Decent site if you like college type chicks rolling around on the bed, jamming silvery things into their snatches. I prefer something filthier.

… 6 out of 10

Visit the site: www.amandaamore.com

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Virgin Teen Lesbians Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Teens? Most likely. Lesbians? Apparently so. Virgins? No fucking way.

The site: virginteenlesbians.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: In summary — hot, regular teens eating each other’s pussy. We’ll see you there.
[rating:9/10] (9/10)
To join, click here:www.virginteenlesbians.com

Virgin Teen Lesbians, huh? Now…does that mean they are virgins to cock? Or virgins to eating pussy? Or both? Actually, it’s probably neither — but we can pretend right along with them — and jerk off while we’re doing it. All we know for sure about this site is that they have coupled up some of the hottest girls-next door to eat each other out — and although they make it very affordable (see below), after checking it out we’d pay just about anything to join this site.We’re huge fans of this site and ALL of the sites in it’s network. There are about 30 and each and every one of them scores very high for us. They are all full of way better than average girls, but not model types, if you know what we mean. No fancy lighting and barbie dolls — just real bitches gettin’ real nasty. There are some sites in this group with some pretty horrid acting, but what are you gonna do? When that shit ends, the good fucking begins, so we can put up with it for a short while.

This particular site in the network is all lesbo action — all from incredibly sexy teens. We searched up and down, all over this site and could not find one girl that we would classify as lower than an 8. That’s pretty fucking impressive — especially when you consider that this is a site full of 8s, 9s and 10s — all eating each other out and fucking each other. Katy bar the door — we’re gonna be here for a while.

Our favorite little pair of snapper-guzzling starlets had to be Chanty and Angel Lips (real name). If we have a choice (and we had many here), we usually choose a brunette and a blonde pair as opposed to 2 blondes or 2 brunettes (although rare, we love when we get to see a redhead in pussy-eating glory). Why? Fuck if we know — we like variety, ok? Quit asking questions, pull out your cock and pay attention. Anyway, these two (Angels the blonde, Chanty the brunette) both have pierced lower lips. Why do we mention that? Because we think it’s really fucking sexy. Especially when that lip is touching a pussy lip — which it is on many, many occasions here. They also put a strap-on into play, as well as a double dong and other kinky devices. Breath taking. Oh– and if you like fakies — there is lots of silicone in this scene.

As we said at first — we’d sink a lot of cash into this one if we had to. Luckily for our poor asses, we don’t have to. Actually, we could get a three day peek for $4.95. We could spank for a week for less than ten dollars, and we get this site and THIRTY others every month for a monthly fee of $39.95. Think about it — cut back on one or two burrito grande meals a week and instead eat a salad (fat ass) and you will have saved enough to get this site — and maybe you’ll even lose a few pounds and be able to get laid for real. Sorry ’bout that — I’m having a bad day.

In summary — hot, regular teens eating each other’s pussy. We’ll see you there.

Visit the site: www.virginteenlesbians.com

… 9 out of 10

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