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Virgin College Coeds Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Wet t-shirts make for hard dicks

Wait a minute -- I've seen this chick somewhere before...

The site: virgincollegecoeds.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 Month

The verdict: This is definitely a fantasy site, where they play out little college/school fantasies. Fine with me — I could use an escape from my real life, and you surely could too!
[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.virgincollegecoeds.com


Virgin wha–? Did he say Virgin College Coeds? What fucking school is this at. The school I went to had not one virgin in the whole damn student body — at least not one under 2 bills. I’d venture to say that we’re talking a BIG time fantasy here…considering how fucking hot these dames are.I live a complete fantasy site every now and again. Generally I prefer raw, homemade, amateur footage, but sometimes it gets old seeing a dead fuck lay around and get her hair pie filled by a skinny, crooked fat guy’s cock. Sometimes I want to pretend I’m watching a hot little college virgin fuck a stud like myself. That’s when I turn to a site like Virgin College Coeds. Total bullshit (as far as the truth of matters are concerned), but the fucking is fantastic, the chicks are hot and loud and the dudes know how to throw down a good fucking.

One thing I noticed early on here is that this site has a lot of brunettes. I love me some brunettes. Blondes are great, but they are all too prevalent in internet porn. I particularly loved Catalina, a little skank with tits so small it’d be hard to find them in the dark. She’s also skinny as fuck — but a sexy, model skinny (as opposed to a crack whore skinny or a stray dog skinny). She also has short hair, which I love to see in a small tittied chick (hell if I know why, it just makes my boner tingle, okay). There’s a good POV ending to this little skit, with a face nut.

One dollar is hard to beat, wouldn’t you agree? You can get a 3 day trial of this site, IF you join through PLD on this page, for $1.00. The town I live in has parking meters. It costs 25 cents for 1 hour. I can park for 4 hours on a dollar. I can jerk off on this site for 72 hours for the same price. Go figure…

This is definitely a fantasy site, where they play out little college/school fantasies. Fine with me — I could use an escape from my real life, and you surely could too!

Visit the site: www.virgincollegecoeds.com

… 7 out of 10

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Vip XXX Area Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Her tatto functions exactly like a nipple.

Her tatto functions exactly like a nipple.

The site: vipxxxarea.com

The price: $1.00 trial

The verdict: A very good portal site to get to a great network of fetish sites. We are members.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)
To join, click here:www.vipxxxarea.com

VIP XXX Area is a portal site to a group of very nice sites, many of which specialize in the fetishes that we all have in some form or another. It is not really a content site in and of itself, but when you join you get LOTS of all-original content.

The list of sites is large and continues to grow on a regular basis. At the time of this review, the sites included are: Her First DV, Sinful Teachers, Teens in Glasses, Public Peek, Bad Office Girls, Femdom Abuse, Pantyhose and Panties, Teens in Satin, Teens in Slips, Easy Drunk Girls, MILF Whore, Cummy Feet, Tranny Destruction, Daily Movies and Daily Jokes.

The membership fee to join is $1.00 for a trial or $34.95 for a month. Obviously we do not need to tell you that a site that gives you access to over a dozen all-original, very high quality, amateur-type fetish sites for less than $35 per month is a great deal. And if you want to check out some of the sites first, go to our reviews of these sites. We have some freebies for you to get you started. We honestly think that these sites and extremely well done overall.

One of the sites offered, Easy Drunk Girls, was one of our new favorites. You can read our review, but basically they go to clubs and talk these excessively drunk chicks into fucking out in the limo — but NOT fucking the guys that are making the site or running the site. Instead, they get a guy from the bar who is equally drunk, but sometimes not equally as attractive, and that guy gets to fuck this wretched slut. The girls are generally cute and the sex and everything about it is really entertaining.

That is but one of the sites you get full access to for the one fee. We think that as a network it is one of the top ones based upon the fact that the girls are great and the sites have ONLY original content. They are very adamant that you will not see their shit anywhere else and so far we have not.

A very good portal site to get to a great network of fetish sites. We are members!

Visit the site: www.vipxxxarea.com

… 8.5 out of 10

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Video Box Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Why don't you have your images turned on? You're on a porn site, for fuck's sake! Turn them on the click to see Video Box, the best porn rental site.
The site: videobox.com (best value)
The price:Varies – as low as $9.95 per month
The verdict: Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it.
[rating:10/10] (10/10)
To join, click here: www.videobox.com

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever fucked? I have a few up at the top of the list. Once, I hollowed out an antelope’s thigh bone, lubed it up and fucked the shit out of it. That was odd. I also fucked a disconnected trachea – same antelope. That felt better than the bone. Side note: I have since been banned from hunting in the lower 48 states.

If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

Video Box is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

Video Box does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

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Vaginal Cum Shots Website Reviews

by The Caveman (admin)

From the looks of her stomach, she may have received a vaginal cum shot a few months back.

The site: vaginalcumshots.com

The verdict: We loved it. Some of the acting we could have done with out and the farce that they have never been jizzed in before pissed us of, but we got what we came to see.
[rating:9/10] (9/10)
To join, click here:www.vaginalcumshots.com

Vaginal Cumshots is a creampie-type site with young, cute teens and some old fucker. They say on their site that “These teens have never had a load of hot cum shot into their little, tight pussies — until now that is.” Who do you people think we are? That is the biggest crock of shit that we have ever heard. Wouldn’t it be better to just say that “we are going to cum inside of these girls whether they like it or not!” That is what this is really all about.

First of all, the girls are really cute and very amateurish. That is great. The site itself is well organized and the videos are shot just like we like them, in that really good, but really amateur format. The interviews are even good, getting to know the slut before we get to see her get fucked. The only really stupid part is the end of the fuck, when most of the girls get furious claiming that they are not on any birth control. What a fucking joke. IF that were true, then these girls deserve whatever they get. But we have no thoughts that it is true, so it does not matter.

Take Tania for example. Her scene is one of our favorites in a LONG time! Tania is a nasty slut that takes command of a cock like John Elway used to take control of a football game. She spits on it, sucks it and makes shit happen. Then, when she starts getting fuck, she shouts commands out too! “You had better fuck me harder. What are you doing? Don’t stop. Fuck me back, asshole!” That is our little Tania(she is 5’2″ and has a rack that could choke a horse). And get this, she is a squirter. Not only do squirters give us something more to look at, they are also generally squally and squirmy in the sack, which is a huge turn on! Tania was spectacular up until she got cummed in…then the acting went to shit. She yelled and ranted and raved about birth control, etc…not the best ending but a RGEAT scene nonetheless.

The membership fee to join this site — and a bunch of similar sites that come with it — is $1.00 for a trial and, if you like what you see, $34.95 per month. We remind ourselves that it is ALL original, all amateurs and there is some really, really good sex on here. With the added bonus of all of the other amateur sites, it is a stellar deal.

We loved it. Some of the acting we could have done with out and the farce that they have never been jizzed in before pissed us of, but we got what we came to see.

Visit the site: www.vaginalcumshots.com

… 9 out of 10

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Amateur College Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

It's gonna be a noisy fuck on that blow-up chair.

The site: amateurcollege.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $29.92/month

The verdict: Not a bad site, and the deal for SIXTY additional sites is incredible.

[rating:7.5/10] (7.5/10)

To join, click here:www.amateurcollege.com

Believe it or not, we actually went to college! Yep! It’s true. We have more than one degree and in the end, we are using it to look at tits and pussy all day long and tell you what we think about it! See? College IS a way to get a better job! We must admit, however, that the college we went to (unfortunately) looked NOTHING like the college featured on this site — the Amateur College!

Yes, Amateur College. Where the girls major in sucking cock, eating pussy and hotel and restaurant management (surely they have some legitimate degrees, right?). It appears that the criteria for admission is being a HOT (very hot) young temptress with no inhibitions and an uncanny need to fuck, fuck and fuck some more! We think we would like to be on the ten year plan instead of the four year plan!

This site is a mega-type site with hundreds of hours of hot chicks (not really amateurs despite the name of the site) going solo, fingering, easting pussy and getting fucked. The whole “college” theme is pretty much a front for a super site, but that is just fine with us. We were very impressed with the chicks that they scored on here, even if they were not all-original videos.

The tons of videos all seem to be of very high quality, which is always a good thing. They update frequently too, so that is another plus. As we mentioned above, these are more professional type girls than amateurs, which is a mark against them for calling them amateurs, but they are still very sexy and top-shelf.

The tuition for this college is as low as $1.00 if you are merely visiting for a few days and only $29.92 for 30 days. That is only like$120 for a semester!!! Holy shit, what a great deal. We wish the college that we went to had been that cheap! And get this — you also get access to SIXTY additional porn sites with that fee. That is a LOT of porn for a little money! This is one of the largest networks that we have seen, and as far as we can tell the videos are all very good andthe talent is spectacular!

Not a bad site, and the deal for SIXTY additional sites is incredible.

… 7.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.amateurcollege.com

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Amateur Girls Unleashed Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Is that a hanky?

Is that a hanky?

The site: amateurgirlsunleashed.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $34.95 per month

The verdict: Decent pro site, but I don’t like the misleading amateur title.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.amateurgirlsunleashed.com

I’m not 100% sold on tits. I mean, I like them well enough, I just don’t go crazy for them. Maybe if they could talk, or smelled like musk or some shit like that. They pretty much just hang there, swaying to and fro. BORING!Okay – I kind of have a problem with this site – -you tell me if I am splitting hairs. The chicks on this site do not look like typical starlets. I am guessing they are first timers or one-and-doners. They are all hot, but most are not hot enough to make the big time. That being said – -this is NOT an amateur site. It is HD, studio, scripted porn. So…when they call it Amateur Girls Unleashed, I guess technically they are accurate – but don’t come around looking for home videos or anything like that.

I’ll give them this – they are pretty fucking hot for regular-day-job sluts. I just wish I knew where they worked during the day so I could go troll my dick around their office…hanging it out of the window as I drive in circles around the building.

Irene is one chick here that actually MAY have what it takes to make the big time. She is fucking gorgeous. She has perfectly large boobs, a stunning face, a great body and long, brown hair. She is Playboy material, in fact – very, very gorgeous. She gets fucked, he cums. Everyone wins!

Go snag a $1 trial and see if it’s for you. If so, you can join for a month and get access to 10 additional pro sites, which contain over 8,500 movies. Keep those fuckers if you want -you can download them and even cancel your membership and still keep them. Not bad for $35 per month, I say.

Decent pro site, but I don’t like the misleading amateur title.

Visit the site: www.amateurgirlsunleashed.com

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Twistys Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Wistful pondering

"What awaits me out there in the great big world? Oh yeah - porn."

The site: twistys.com
The verdict: Twistys is a really nice site. If you like professional porn, I would recommend Twistys almost as quickly as any other.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here: www.twistys.com

Apparently it has FINALLY happened. The makers of smut sites have finally run out of names that are even remotely connected to porn, and have decided just to throw any name at all on the site. This one is called Twistys. The only thing that I can think of that would be porn-related when it comes to twisty is when I take one of those little twistys that holds your bread bag closed, and tightly wind it around the head of my cock until it turns a deep blue-gray color, then I quickly remove it and jerk off to a nut as fast as I can. It’s exhilarating. I call it “making biscuits & gravy.”

But these fuckers had no idea that I invented that move a few years back, so I have no idea where the fuck they’re coming from. Oh well – it doesn’t matter, really. The fact of the matter is that with the stable of incredible looking sluts they have at Twistys, they could call themselves RottingBallSack and I’d still join.

I will go out on a limb and say that Twistys is the best talent that I have seen in the last year. No shit. These girls are your classic (and classy) porn super stars in the making – your blonde and brunette bombshells. Big, juicy tits. Faces that could grace any silver screen. Perfectly manicured faces, hair and pubic regions. The ladies at Twistys are the kind of ladies that true fantasies are made of. And there are over TWO THOUSAND hotties. That’s a lot of different fantasies.

But no need to strain your imagination too much – they have over 17,000 video clips (and rising each day) where they go ahead and create those fantasies for you. They know you spent your imagination fucks long before the internet came along. They also give you access to a half dozen additional sites when you join (all included with the $25 monthly fee).

Twistys is a really nice site. If you like professional porn, I would recommend Twistys almost as quickly as any other.

Visit the site: www.twistys.com

… 9 out of 10

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American Vice Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.americanvice.com

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

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Top Shelf Pussy Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Her ass is shelf like

I'd say that's right up there on top!

The site: topshelfpussy.com

The price:$4.95 trial/ $24.95 month

The verdict: Of all of the pictures and videos that we viewed, we found very few that were not top shelf, and even then they were still second tier. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.topshelfpussy.com

With all of the choices of internet porn these days, no site stands a chance if they do not offer top shelf pussy. This site not only offers it, it is named after it. And as we found out, it is aptly named.

That being said, it is not a true amateur site. The “models” are obviously pros who have been there and done that. This does not take away from the fucking unless you are looking for true amateur porn. Although they try to make it look as amateur as possible, it still becomes apparent that these girls have been on film before, especially as a two girl scene turns to dildo sucking (which we do not condone under any circumstances).

The site promises thousands of hot teen girls, and they appear to deliver (although we did not actually count). They also offer 24/7 live feed chat, although it is not clear whether you get to chat with the girls that you see geeting fucked or other girls altogether (which really does not matter as long as all of them are top shelf). Of all of the pictures and videos that we viewed, we found very few that were not top shelf, and even then they were still second tier. … 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.topshelfpussy.com

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Top Notch Bitches Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Grrrr!

Grrrr!

The site: topnotchbitches.com

The price: $29.95 month

The verdict: We cannot stress the greatness of this site enough. THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER, and made by the hottest girl of all of the hot girls (does that even make sense?). One of a kind site!  10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.topnotchbitches.com

How do you represent hyperventilation in print? We wish we knew, because that is exactly what we started doing when we got to this site. Best chicks we have ever seen!

With a name like that you have some big shoes to fill! It is awfully ballsy to call your site Top Notch Bitches, simply because you open yourself up for some major criticism…that is unless you hire Gina Lynn– THE Top Notch Bitch — to oversee the site and either star in or shoot every single video herself. That is what these guys did. And they pulled it off!

Did they ever. There are some of the finest girls that we have ever seen getting fucked on this site. Some of them we have seen elsewhere(the girls, not the videos) and some are new to us. We loved every last one of them. Especially Lanny Barbie, who you have heard us talk about before. This was her finest movie that we have seen to date. And we also saw Penny Flame (a favorite of ours) and Belladonna too! This place has it all.

This site has one of the most famous videos of all on it, at least as far as mainstream media goes. Ever hear of Courtney Simpson? You probably have and just don’t realize it. She is the smoking hot co-ed college basketball cheerleader from a certain Arizona university (whose mascot is also a type of devil, much like ours) that started a bunch of controversy by getting into the porn business after college and wearing her actual cheerleading uniform while getting fucked by two guys in a porn video. Now you remember her, right? Well…THIS is the video! Yep! Due to lawsuits and shit like that they have altered the front of the uniform, but this is the actual video that started all of the controversy! And it is a fucking steamer too! Courtney Simpson is drop dead gorgeous.

If all of these hot bitches are not enough, take this — they are also a member of the Meat Members network, which means you membership fee of$29.95 gets you access to about 40 other sites too, all of which have fucking scorchers and all of which have the best quality of video around. That is over a MILLION MEGABYTES of material…ALL ORIGINAL and ALL HOT! We love the network…and this was our favorite site on the entire network.

We cannot stress the greatness of this site enough. THE HOTTEST GIRLS EVER, and made by the hottest girl of all of the hot girls (does that even make sense?). One of a kind site!

Visit the site: www.topnotchbitches.com

… 10 out of 10


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