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Tiny Teen Skirts Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

She really is wearing a skirt

Sometimes it's painfully obvious when someone is sucking in their gut for a picture.

The site: tinyteenskirts.com

The price:

The verdict: Shave them pussies, bitches, because these skirts are short as hell! 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.tinyteenskirts.com

Very similar to Tiny Teen Shorts (see our review here), Tiny Teen Skirts is exactly what you would expect. No — not tiny teens in a skirt…tiny skirts on teens. Is there anyone on this Earth who would NOT be turned on by a teen girl in a super-small skirt?

The answer to that is no — ESPECIALLY if you are talking about the teen that we found here named Sophie. We are going to go on record with this one and say that she has the BEST BODY OF ANY TEEN THAT WE HAVE EVERSEEN! Absolutely perfect. Perfect tits. Perfect ass…everything about this girl’s body is A+++. We do not get to see her get pummeled, but we sure bet those beautiful tits are a sight to see when they are bouncing all about. Damn.

And even if you take away Sophie (you had better not you son-of-a-bitch or we will kick your fucking ass), there are still LOTS of perfect little teen girls, all of them with their lower bodies seemingly stuffed into those little pieces of fabric that pass as skirts these days. We found dozens that made us damn near cry. Even Lisa was grand, although the slightest bit on the thick side, she made our balls tingle and feel all gooey inside with her barely-there mini jeans skirt!

The site itself is a rather narrow niche site, but at the same time a very broad one. What the fuck does that mean? Well, there are few people who go out looking on the internet for specifically girls in short skirts. But at the same time…EVERYONE loves a teen girl in a short skirt. It is kind of weird that way, but we like it. The price is decent at $1.00 for a trial and $34.95 for a month. But in addition to this site you also get several more fetish sites that are included…some of them hardcore some of them not, but ALL of them are amateur type sites with lots of original content and hot chickadees!

Speaking of original content, we forgot to mention that this is exactly what you are going to get here and nothing else. They pride themselves in having all original content. As a matter of fact, ALL of the sites that you get with your membership are the same way, so you do not have to worry about some professional mega site that takes your money and slops up a bunch of shit.

Shave them pussies, bitches, because these skirts are short as hell!

Visit the site: www.tinyteenskirts.com

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Tiny Teen Shorts Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Love...it's real

"Cheese."

The site: tinyteenshorts.com

The price:

The verdict: Very surprisingly nice site. It is certainly not for everyone, but it was right up our alley. 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)

To join, click here:www.tinyteenshorts.com

Hot! That is the one word we can think of to describe these teen girls in tiny little shorts. When we first saw the name of the site we admit we were not all that excited. Who gives a fuck? We have teens with a lot less on that tiny shorts! But we admit now that we were WAY off base and we have found ourselves a new little fetish!

Tiny shorts are something we are used to seeing on teen girls. That is what they do. Wear tiny shorts, or low rise jeans or mini-skirts, get our dicks hard and generally tease us. But we had never really seen the tiny shorts as the focus before. These guys did a great job with their camera and video work in bringing that out. The up short shots were especially sexy!

The girls were all VERY HOT and amateur to boot! The video and pictures all had that special amateur type lighting. We can’t explain that –never have been able to, but we think you know exactly what we mean. There is no doubt these guys know what they are doing but there is also no doubt that they want that amateur feel. In short, they know what the fuck they are doing!

Possibly our favorite girl of them all — at least for the moment that we are writing this paragraph — is Drew. Drew really, really did something to us. She wore tiny little cotton gym shorts — grey ones –and boy did she have the body for it. We have seen equal bodies on a teen, but possibly NEVER a better one. Long legs, a tall blonde girl with a beautiful face and smile. One hell of a piece of ass. We would pay more to fuck Drew than most any other girl we have seen. And the up shorts shots on the hotel bed were as amateur as you can get! Great, great stuff! The best part was her perfectly shaven clam!

The only negative at all on this site is that there is not a whole lot of hardcore material. That is the trend with many of the fetish sites. At first we hated it, for obvious reasons. More recently, however, we have come to accept it and even sometimes embrace it. Of course we would love to see Drew get fucked, but there is certainly something to be said for the mystery factor of not having seen that! Maybe someday…

The site itself will cost you $1.00 for a trial membership and then $34.95 per month. At first we would say no, because the hardcore is lacking. But then we discovered that there are 13 or so other sites that come with this one for the same membership fee. Most of them have hardcore and they are all similar fetish sites with similar teen pieces of ass. God damn we hope Drew is getting fucked on one of those!!

Very surprisingly nice site. It is certainly not for everyone, but it was right up our alley.

Visit the site: www.tinyteenshorts.com

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Tia Sweet Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Water your fucking plant Tia

Water your fucking plant, Tia!

The site: tiasweet.com

The price:$3.95 trial, $34.95/month

The verdict: Tia is very hot, but she could be so much more if she let herself go and did the porn thing. You cant just stick your toe in, sweetheart…you have to dive into this business! 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here: www.tiasweet.com

We knew a girl named Tia once. Well, we didn’t really know her. We met her outside walking our dog on a dark and drunken night. Our buddy was with us, and he convinced this drunken asshole (which would be your hero reviewer) that she was really hot and that we should take her home and fuck her. We get her home, and a combination of the booze wearing off and the lights in the house proved that she was not only, um…NOT hot — she also weighed at least 2 and a half bills! She was shown the door! Thanks buddy! True story!

This Tia is much, much sweeter, as her name would imply. As a matter of fact, this Tia is much, much sweeter than many girls we have seen in our travels. A VERY sexy teen, Tia is a dirty blonde with A cup titties and long, long legs. She is barely 18 and she love to play in front of the camera. Her ass is our favorite feature, but it generally is on almost any girl! She claims that she has only been with one guy ever, and that shit needs to change right now. More on that later.

Tia is very good at customer service, as she makes daily entries into her “journal” and gives frequent updates on the site. She has the whole “teeny bopper” thing going on, which we like to a point, and then it makes us gag. Hers is generally not too bad, but at other times it is border line bad (we are talking about the pigtails and lollipop shit).She has soooo much potential to be a superstar, we just want to wrap her up and show her the way!

The cost to join Tia and her little shenanigans is $3.95 for a three day trial and $344.95 for a full month. We suggest the three day deal at first — many of these sites can be great for short periods of time but then get on your nerves after a while. We should mention, however, that this particular site has a really big benefit of joining for the full month, and that is an additional 32 sites included with that membership! That is correct, 32 more sites — most of which have good old fashioned, hardcore fucking all over them!

And speaking of fucking, the one thing that she definitely needs to start doing if she really does want to be a star, is FUCKING! Just like so many of these teeny sites with only one girl on them, she does a lot of playing, a lot of teasing and many “frolicking” videos…but not a single fuck scene in the house. Not one! Even if she just had one little scene of that ONE special guy she is with, we would place her in a whole higher echelon! Come on Tia…just one!!!!

Tia is very hot, but she could be so much more if she let herself go and did the porn thing. You can’t just stick your toe in, sweetheart…you have to dive into this business!

Visit the site: www.tiasweet.com

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Thick Coeds Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Thick or fat? Depends on ethnicity

Thick or fat? Depends on ethnicity

The site: thickcoeds.com

The price: $4.99 trial, $39.99/month (recurring)

The verdict: To sum it up, this site is very amateurish, both in content and the way it is made. The bright side — amateur girls rule! 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.thickcoeds.com

First impression: It looks like some horny eighth grader who likes black girls made a site to pleasure himself and to show off to his friends. Thick Coeds is a supposedly serious, but in reality humorous look at big bootys and ebony babes!

But that is kind of why we like it. It is almost a throwback website, looking like it was made in the ’70s or something. Now, the ladies are not bad at all and all of them are very amateur. They are all thick, but that is why you are checking out this review, right? I mean, who are you trying to fool — you clicked on the link that said “ThickCoeds,” right? Got ya…

The maker of the site says he is sick and tired of the skinny model types that are in other sites and on TV and movies. He made his own site to feature real ladies with curves and some meat on their bones. And does he ever. He puts ads in the paper and waits for them to come knocking…and they come in droves. He has LOTS of amateur pictures and videos of thick girls with thick asses and floppy, fat tits.

Be forewarned, however, that you are not going to get a bunch of hardcore, at least not on this site. When you join ($4.99 for 2 days and $39.99 per month) you also get free access to 12 other hardcore sites. That is great, except many of the girls on HTOS sites are the type that the maker of this site hates…but we liked them so fuck it! And as far as the videos on this site itself — you will get big ladies shaking their rumps and doing dances with their clothes off. And they can shake that thang if you know what we mean!

To sum it up, this site is very amateurish, both in content and the way it is made. The bright side — amateur girls rule!

Visit the site: www.thickcoeds.com

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They Caught On Video Review

by The Caveman (admin)

I be catch they on camera video place

I be catch they on camera video place

The site: theycaughtonvideo.com

The price:$29.95/Month plus 7 bonus days

The verdict: Good fucking, I just hate the fake voyeur idea. But hey – I can tune that shit out, right? 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.theycaughtonvideo.com

Did you sick fucks catch that sneaky hotel video of that sporty slut Erin Andrews? Apparently some jerky drilled a hole in his hotel room wall and filmed her in her birthday suit. It was pretty boring, actually. She has a nice set of cans, but my cock doesn’t even wake up unless there is something sticking out of a vagina.This is a pseudo-voyeur site. The fucking is real and the parties are real, but I am not buying the fact that someone really snuck upon this shit happening. Maybe I’m naïve, but I am not buying it.

The janky side of the site is that they are obviously not “real” voyeur videos. In other words, you can tell that the settings are staged. That being said, though, the sex that happens on the other end of the camera is definitely real. The parties get into it and they are fucking hot. I just think the movies with the little circle around them (to represent a hole in the wall) are a little silly.

It’s a site that’s part of a helluva network, that’s for sure. I have seen all of their sites and I love every one of them. They are all in the same vein – sort of amateur, but better in a way because of the video quality. $29.95 will get you a monthly, but I went the 2 month route. That was $39.95 – but then each month after that is only $19.95. And there are a LOT of videos to be had here.

Good fucking, I just hate the fake voyeur idea. But hey – I can tune that shit out, right?

Visit the site: www.theycaughtonvideo.com

… 7 out of 10

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Babes With Glasses Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Thelma is fuckable

Four eyed cunt.

The site: babeswithglasses.com

The price:$29.95/Month

The verdict: Decent, but not great. Luckily the $30 per month membership fee will get you a ton of additional sites as well, so you can use up the good ones here and move it along. 6 out of 10.

[rating:6/10] (6/10)

To join, click here:www.babeswithglasses.com

Remember all that talk about beating off causing you to go blind? Fuck that shit. I used to wear glasses, back before I owned a porn site and only beat off a few times a week. Now I jerk off at least 4 times a day and I can see the wrinkles on an ant’s balls from 50 yards. I don’t even OWN a fucking pair of glasses anymore. Optometrists should just have you walk into their store, jerk off on the floor, and leave.This site is kind of a cheesy mix of pro and amateur – almost like someone gave some amateurs some nice AV equipment and then they tried to make a professional porno. The sets are shitty and the acting is bad – but the good news is that the fucking is great and the chicks are amateurs. Those are the two most important things, and they come in just fine.

Obviously, all of the skags on this site are suited up with specs – most fake, I would assume. I dig a chick in glasses. First of all, it reminds me that she has weaknesses that I do not posses, and therefore I am reminded of my superiority. And secondly – -they’re hot.

One of my favorites bespectacled whores on this site was the black-haired Jezebelle Bond. She had a smaller set of gams than most, but her face is gorgeous. Plus, she had one of those little runway strips of cunt hair that I find so attractive. She gets plundered by some muscle head, who eventually gets her specs all cummy. Good scene.

I wish they would ditch the acting, though. There’s too much fake oohing and aahing. I know damn well when a chick is truly getting her cum on, and when she is playing it up for the camera. Lots of these cunts are putting on a show. Go real or go home, cunny!

Decent, but not great. Luckily the $30 per month membership fee will get you a ton of additional sites as well, so you can use up the good ones here and move it along.

Visit the site: www.babeswithglasses.com

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Backseat Bangers Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Do these tits make me look fat?

The site: backseatbangers.com

The price:$4.95 – 3 day trial

The verdict: We love the backseat sites, and this one was no exception. Check that – it WAS an exception because it was exceptional. Great stuff. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.backseatbangers.com

How did this Backseat Bangers phenomenon get started? There are numerous sites out there that feature skanks getting punished in the back of vans, cars, trucks and cattle trailers (okay…we’ve yet to see the last one. Maybe one of you aspiring entrepreneurs can get on that). Who the hell thought of this? Who cares – it works! We love back seat banging while driving down the freeway!

Back Seat Bangers is the one that the boys down at Top Bucks produce. These are the same fellers that bring you CouplesSeducingTeens, CollegeWildParties and MovieAccess — all of which are included with =this site when you join. An incredibly good group of sites.

You already know the premise of Backseat Bangers — they pick up a (supposedly) random gutter snipe, loosen her up with a little small talk about boners and twats, and then BANG! They fuck her like a plastic fuck doll while driving down the road. Anyone lucky enough to be commuting at the time gets an eye full. And the girl, of course, gets a quim-full. These Backseat Bangers boys ain’t light packers, if you know what I mean. And the gals — tramps, but cute ones. All real too!

We LOVED Missy Blue, who should be named “Missy Blew”, because she did. A little tight, white tee and a plaid skirt was our first tingler. Then the curly brunette hair and beautiful eyes. Her Southern accent was stellar. Then when the tight tee came off, her itty-bitty titties (B cups tops) were tantalizing. The kicker was her pierced tongue and ghetto tat. Oh — and her bald goat that got pummeled 8 ways from sideways in the back of a moving vehicle. She ends it by taking a wagon-load of baby curd in the face. We hope to see more of Missy someday – maybe we’ll hang out at the unemployment office or the soup kitchen!

How much does it cost you to watch these nare-do-wells at Backseat Bangers get cracked in the back of a moving van? Well, if you’re really lucky like some of the people driving by on these videos, no a damn thing. If you’re not so lucky, then you’re STILL lucky because you can get a three day trial for only $4.95. Seven days will run you $9.95 and monthly fees are $39.95. Not free, but not far from it. In addition, you get access to over 30 additional reality-type sites. Damn near as good a deal as seeing a runaway get fucked on a flatbed truck while driving down the 405.

We love the backseat sites, and Backseat Bangers one was no exception. Check that – it WAS an exception because it was exceptional. Great stuff.

Visit the site: www.backseatbangers.com

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Banged Babysitters Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

Banged Babysitter Sample Photo

Consider yourself banged.

The site: bangedbabysitters.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 month

The verdict: Everyone loves the babysitter fantasy, but it can be ruined on sites that have babysitters WAY too hot to even be believable. These girls are hot — really sexy in fact — but not too dolled up to not believe that they could actually be your babysitter. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.bangedbabysitters.com

I have a kid on the way. I can’t fucking WAIT until he gets his first babysitter so I can fuck the shit out of her. That’s how it works, right? They ALL want to fuck the dad…right? That shit had better be right — it’s the only god damned reason I’m having this kid!In the meantime, I have to go to sites like this one, Banged Babysitters, and pretend that I am fucking a babysitter. Next best thing, I suppose…especially on this particular site. They do a damn good job snagging some fantastically hot chicks. But not the professional super girls — these are normal — but FUCKING HOT — girls who needs some extra buckage and realized that this is the easiest way to get a lot of money for something you’re gonna do anyway!

The site is also run by consummate professionals. Yeah — I don’t know what that means either, I just wanted to sound smart. What I mean is that these guys have several networks of sites on the internet, and have been at this game for a long time. They do a DAMN good job on their sites. You will not be disappointed as far as customer service and the make-up of the site goes.

Jesus Christ, Lilly is fucking H-O-T! A light skinned black girl with tits that God would put on his own wife. Or mistress. Whichever he wants to have better tits. She also has an ass that could (and probably will) win awards. I’m not quite sure why she would choose to fuck a guy that looks like the Joker from Joker’s WIld. Oh yeah I am — money. My wife had BETTER hire a hot, black babysitter like this one — and then she’d better leave us alone to fuck.

Here’s the real kicker — you can get this site CHEAPER than you can hire a fucking babysitter for an hour! Ahhh, the irony. $1.00. ONE GOD DAMNED DOLLAR! Three day trials are a dollar, and then the monthly fee only raises to $24.95. If you have never joined a porn site before, that is a pretty damned fine fee. And this site in particular is very well done and has a SHITLOAD of very hot chicks as well. Not a downside at all with this one.

Everyone loves the babysitter fantasy, but it can be ruined on sites that have babysitters WAY too hot to even be believable. These girls are hot — really sexy in fact — but not too dolled up to not believe that they could actually be your babysitter.

Gotta go induce labor now…

… 9 out of 10

Visit the site: www.bangedbabysitters.com

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Teeny Mania

by The Caveman (admin)

Teeny Mania Sample Photo

I'm not sure how much mania can be accomplished with that accountant-looking fellow over there.

The site: teenymania.com

The price:$1.00 trial $24.95/month

The verdict: A great site with plenty of fresh teen ass. We give it an 8.5 out of 10.

[rating:8.5/10] (8.5/10)
 To join, click here:www.teenymania.com

In our opinion, there are two major camps in the world of heterosexual internet porn…those who love teens and those who dig MILFS. Much like other major debates (abortion, death penalty,etc.), there will never be any end to the discussion. In this case, however, that is a wonderful thing. It allows us to continue to do our “research” for the good of the country. Teeny Mania made us say “God Bless America!”

Teeny Mania promises over 100,000 hardcore teen sex pics and 150,000 “Cock-stiffening teen fuck videos.” When we noticed that it was a member of the Megasitepass, we knew that we could rely on them to deliver what they promise. For $24.95, you not only get access to this site, but 54 others as well. Not all of the others are teen sites, but many of them are. The others are very well done sites featuring MILFS, ebony girls, latinas, petites, gay, trannies, and almost anything else your hard on desires.

We also like to give you a little something to look forward to, so here is are a few suggestions. First, you have to see Teen Tryouts #10. Two scenes were particularly pleasing to us, the first of which was scene 1, starring a cute little brunette, Melissa Milano (who of course bears a striking resemblance to Alyssa Milano) who loves the cock. When we say cute, we mean absolutely adorable. Not for big tit lovers, this petite little freak is sexy as hell. Her body is tighter than a drum. Her interview was good, though, as she admitted she loves fucking strangers and has no problem with it! All of this with the perkiness of a high school cheerleader. Maybe there is hope for you and I! When it gets down to real business, a surprise appearance by T.T. Boy makes it all worthwhile. She performs like a champ, taking his cock, which should be WAY too big for this little thing, and taking it well! In the end, she finishes things off with a cum-filled smile!

When you are done cleaning up your mess from that one, we suggest you take a gander at Scene 2, which features a gorgeous scandanavian-looking babe witha British accent. An interracial fuck-fest ensues, when 2 large black men with large black dicks slaughter her little pussy. And when I say large dicks, I mean it. It is well worth the watch to see this pale, blonde freak get pummeled by 2 black dicks. She is very sexy and very pretty, even before you see her at her best!

The debate shall forever rage on, which is more appealing, a MILF who is hot but experienced enough to blow your fucking mind, or a teen, who is innocent and needs to be taught a few things. Although Teeny Mania did not end this debate for us, it was a very persuasive vote for the teens!

A great site with plenty of fresh teen ass. We give it an … 8.5 out of 10

Visit the site: www.teenymania.com

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Teeny Lovers Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Teeny Lovers Sample Photo

He's about to get to 5th base with that slut.

The site: teenylovers.com

The price:$29.95/Month plus 7 bonus days

The verdict: They nailed it again. Excellent site. That’s 3 in a row from these guys…I think this may become one of the best networks going. 9 out of 10.

[rating:9/10] (9/10)

To join, click here:www.teenylovers.com

Remember your first love? I do. She was sorta cute, but I bet she’s as fat as a fucking Gurnsey cow these days. I can remember diddling her cunny parts and giving her hickies on her developing tits. That bitch wouldn’t let me get past 3rd base, but I later found out she was getting ass fucked by Joey Walcott. Fucking slut.Yet another ringer for the fellers that make this site and several other “nearly amateur” sites. The participants are all in the 20 year range, and not a one of them is a regular porn star. So, in a sense, they really are amateurs. The meetings are staged, but the fucking is as real as the cock hanging betwixt your legs right now.

This site is pretty much the same as their other site, Casual Teen Sex, but hey – when you find a fucking stellar recipe, why fuck with it? Hot chick-next-door fucking hot dudes-next-door is a timeless combo for excellent porn. Especially when you DON’T try to fuck it up with fancy lighting and studios. These are all in hotels, rooms, outdoors, etc.

You are looking at spending around $20 per month for a membership. $29.95 will get you a month plus a week. $39.95 will get you 2 months, and they will renew as a monthly at $19.95 per. One of the best deals going in my mind – check out the freebies to see what I mean.

They nailed it again. Excellent site. That’s 3 in a row from these guys…I think this may become one of the best networks going.

Visit the site: www.teenylovers.com

… 9 out of 10

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