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Brain Pass Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

PLD3
The site: brainpass.com
The price:$29.95 month
The verdict: Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here: www.brainpass.com

One of the best and most extensive pay sites on the net, Brainpass.com is a collection of over 2 dozen sites, all of which are extremely well put together and have unstoppable talent (both male and female). You may have read our other reviews about Brain Cash…well, this is their main site. You can join through one of the sites listed with the Brain Cash group, or simply go to brainpass.com and join there. You will not be disappointed (unless you like shitty videos with ugly chicks and guys with small dicks fucking horses).

For a reasonable rate of $29.95 per month, you get access to some pretty damn good sites. Ever heard of Peter North? You will get his official site with all of the award winning cum shots. Lexington Steele? Yep, he’s here with his terrifying dong. Not only do they have some of the biggest names in the business, there are also several single-girl sites with super hot chicks that fuck on film…a lot! Shelby Bell is one of these girls and she is a fucking knockout. If you do not think she is the hottest thing on video, well then maybe you should join and head to boyscasting.com!

Also, there are several sites dedicated to niches, such as realsquirt.com (you can figure that one out, can’t you?), feetfrenzy.com (again, a no brainer), and fuckthatasian.com, and onlydp.com (some of the best double penetration scenes featuring the likes of Peter North, Lex Steele and Lauren Phoenix). We could go on, but it is much easier for you to just go to Brain Pass and see for yourself!

In addition to their featured sites, they promise over 200 bonus sites with the price of your pass. They also give you weekly live shows on web cam, as well as one-on-one session with some of their models. Again…this is all for only $29.95 per month. We have found many network sites that we really like, but none so far are on the level of this one.

Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.brainpass.com

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Stay After Class Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Graffitti is a gateway to anal

Graffitti is a gateway to anal

The site: stayafterclass.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95/month (recurring)

The verdict: Decent site that is part of a great network. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.stayafterclass.com

God I wish I was back in school again. Have you seen all of these little dudes getting teacher-pussy? Talk about fun! Imagine getting the chance to grudge fuck the school marm after she sent you to detention. I love the way this society is heading…and I blame it entirely on Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher video. Cinematic art.

This site, on the other hand, is the more tradition male teacher fucking the forbidden female student. You know-  as much as this site is built on fantasy, I have a buddy in real life that is a college professor and he gets more sorority pussy than the starting quarterback. Again…God I love the way this society is heading…

Whip out your cock and a buck and get ready for some schoolgirl love — $1.00 trials are now alive and well at this site. If you like it and stay on, you are the proud member of FIFTY porno sites. Imagine that? You can brag to your shitty friends that you have memberships to 50 different porn sites. You will be the envy of all!

What’s that? How are the chicks here? Well, have you ever seen a professional porn site with shitty looking chicks? No you haven’t – not unless it was ShittyLookingPornChicks.com or some shit like that. These are not chicks you’d recognize as superstars, but you may recognize them as your sister, daughter or wife.

The downside is the silliness that you have to endure in these scenes. Some people like that fake acting shit- it makes them fantasize more effectively, as if their hand is a soft, sexy little school lass, instead of the wart and callous infested hand of a forklift operator. Whatever floats your boat, man. I prefer to watch a guy walk up to a chick, smack her right across the jaw, then start fucking her – no words needed.

Decent site that is part of a great network.

Visit the site: www.stayafterclass.com

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Spring Break Hoes Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

I'll never tell.

The site: springbreakhoes.com

The price:$1.00 Trial – $29.21 month

The verdict: Spring Break is still one of The greatest American inventions of all time — and now you can enjoy it from your computer, year-round 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.springbreakhoes.com

Ever been on Spring Break? I went once — to South Padre Island. It really is all they crack it up to be — countless co-eds getting drunk and wagging their bare tits around like they were auditioning for the cover of National Geographic. Endless wet t-shirt contests that end up with most of the girls getting fingered by the surging crowd of drunken frat-monsters. Unfortunately for me, I am a sickening alcoholic and I spent most of my time fighting Mexicans and riding mechanical bulls in seedy bars. I still had a pretty good time, though.

But not as good a time as you’ll have *pretending* that you’re on Spring Break while checking out this site — Spring Break Hoes. And guess what, folks? It’s a reality site that is….REAL! Imagine that? Yeah — it may be easy to fake picking up a chick at the laundromat, but it’s a little more difficult to fake an entire wet t-shirt contest in front of hundreds of people. Not hardcore, which is certainly a drawback, but the upside is that these are real bitches in the wild — kind of like a pussy safari.

I’m not sure why it is, but there is something that makes it impossible to turn away from college girls flashing their tits. I mean — I know WHY it is, I just mean that sort of thing seems to be even more alluring than hardcore porn. Have you ever checked out the guy that started Girls Gone Wild? The motherfucker has a private jet. One day he said, “Hey — let’s get a video camera, some cheap t-shirts and some booze and head to The beach. Then we can offer The girls a shitty t-shirt to see their tits. And we can film it!” And The fucking shit worked…big time.

This site is EXACTLY like The aforementioned GGW — but you don’t have to order DVDs and you don’t have to help that prick pay for his plane (instead you can help these folks get a jump on their own plane). Plus, you don’t have to pay as much — a trial period on this baby only costs you $1. That’s probably less than jet-boy pays for those t-shirts. Plus, it’s MUCH cheaper than actually going there to see it in person — that shit will cost you thousands of dollars and a case of Tijuana crabs.

And when you join this site, you get access to all of their sites — a total of 9 reality sites for The price of one. This is a really nice network and all of their sites have quality material and very nice talent.

Spring Break is still one of The greatest American inventions of all time — and now you can enjoy it from your computer, year-round.

Visit the site: www.springbreakhoes.com

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Sex For Grades Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

She gets a B+

She gets a B+

The site: sexforgrades.com

The price:$1.00 trial, $24.95 a month

The verdict: No downside. None. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.sexforgrades.com

Man, this world really ain’t fuckin’ fair. You never hear about some dude that got to fuck his college or high school teacher for good grades. Sure, you hear about dudes getting to fuck their teachers, but the chick teachers always end up getting in trouble before report card time, because the dude can’t keep his braggin’-ass shut. Chick? They know how to fuck their teachers and get out of it…because they don’t pipe off about it.

Well, that idea is what Sex For Grades is based on — the fantasy of a hottie student getting to fuck her studly teacher so that her lacking academic performance is forgiven…and then some. Of course, this site is just a fantasy…these aren’t *really* students trying to get a good grade. Everyone knows that porn starlets always say they’re “college students”, but somehow seem to be eternally “taking this semester off.”

What this site really is an extremely high quality porn site. You can’t tell that just by glancing at the first page of the site. Crisp, clear videos, lots of content and, best of all, incredibly hot models. And I am not throwing that “incredibly hot” around lightly. You can’t throw a good cum shot around that site without hitting at least 5 chicks that are so hot you wouldn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of nailing them in real life. So here’s your chance to fuck them while they aren’t looking!

Take Dakoda Brooks for example — possibly the sexiest girl that I have ever seen in my life (I say that now…tomorrow it will be another girl I’m sure). The schoolgirl outfit also makes her even hotter, if that’s possible. Brownish-blonde hair, petite type body, handful sized tits(if you have small hands), tattoos in the vaginal region…Jesus H. Christ on a chalkboard — she’s incredible. And I can’t even think about her ass or I will — oops…sorry, gotta go clean up. And guess what — there are dozens more JUST LIKE HER!! (Barbie Adison, Jerri Leeand Angel Couture to name a few).

And I know that you are going to find this statement ridiculous – but it gets better. It really does. A three day trial for ONE FUCKINGDOLLAR! That’s 33 cents per day, folks. Seriously — go take a look at these chicks…I almost feel guilty jerking off for 33 cents per day to chicks this hot. Don’t get me wrong, I have jerked off to this site more than any other recently…so it hasn’t left me guilt-stricken. Just a *little* guilty.

No downside. None.

Visit the site: www.sexforgrades.com

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Silverstone Video Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

Engourged blood sock

I bet she swallows


The site: silverstonevideo.com

The price: $29.95 month

The verdict: One thing is very clear after perusing this site…Silverstone hires a lot of good talent. Their Latina talent is especially good, with the main series being Latin Eye Candy. Do not, however, neglect the rest of the movies for Latin Eye Candy…they are all very well produced.  8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)


To join, click here:www.silverstonevideo.com

For over ten years now, Silverstone Video has been a major force in the adult film industry. When this company was created, the owners decided to take the skin show abroad, becoming one of the first companies to find talent in such places as the Czech Republic, Hungary, Romania, Brazil, France and Mexico. In other words, these are the guys that brought you many, many, many hot latinas and eastern European chicks. You owe it to them to at least check out their website. Besides, as we discovered, it won’t be a chore. It is a very nicely done site with lots of videos, pictures and extras…all at a reasonable price.

Have you ever heard of Silvia Saint? Of course you have…but you would not have if it weren’t for the Silverstone gang. They have also brought us talents such as Tera Patrick, Margo Stevens and Anita Blonde, all of who are featured prominently on this site. Some of the series you may be familiar with, which are also featured on their site, are Peeping Toms, Pick Up Lines, Pick Up Babes, and of course Latin Eye Candy. Scenes from these classics are available for free download here, and you can also buy the entire series of each one in their store.

Silverstone is also a member of the Brain Cash network, so their stuff is realtively cheap and certainly plentiful. For $29.95 per month you get over 25 websites, all extremely well organized and full of great content. On this site alone you get over 175 great scenes from the aforementioned series’. That in ONLY this site. There are over 25 OTHER sites with a shitload of content on them as well. We got their three-month package for $59.95 and we think we will still have plenty of shit to look at when that time runs out.

Our favorite thing about this site, besides the obvious influx of gorgeous babes taking cum shots to the face, is that they promise ONLY exclusive content. They also promise a new scene on this website, EVERY DAY! That is our kind of place. But is their shit any good?

Here are some scenes that will help you make that decision for yourself. Firstly, we would strongly advise that you check out any of the Peeping Tom series. If you are not familiar with these, they are in the voyeur theme (obviously from the title) and are very well done. Sometimes it is just a cameraman peeking in on two lovers and others it is the cameraman who actually gets caught and then gets “invited” to come join the lonely lady. Fantasy to be sure, but very entertaining nonetheless. The Silverstone gang uses very high quality talent. Well, for the movies, that is. If you read the descriptions of each scene, it is obvious that they not only have non-English speaking talent, but apparently some similar writers as well. No matter, we soon forgot the broken English when we saw Megan Cole perform (Volume 34, scene 4). A true blonde bombshell (she even sort of resembles Sarah Michelle Gellar), she is gorgeous and also knows how to work a dick. Luckily for us, the “peeping tom” managed to sneak in just in time to see her get ass fucked by her man. She has nice, meaty, hanging pussy lips and a tight ass. She takes a load to her pierced tongue to finish off the scene.

Another great series is Latin Eye Candy, and a great scene to check out there is Volume 7, Scene 6, which features a sizzling “Sandy.” The scene starts with her stripping for a couple of guys instead of getting right down to action. We generally do not like this sort of thing, but this time was different. Sandy stands on a table and gives a little strip tease, which immediately conjured up memories of Selma Hayek in “Dusk ’till Dawn” (Sandy is not quite as busty as Selma, but she is very hot nonetheless). After the dance, she takes ‘em both on and does very well. She ends with a double shot to her gorgeous face.

The downside to this site is minimal…they appear to have not updated their news section for over a year. We couldn’t care less, as long as they maintain their policy of updating their videos daily.

One thing is very clear after perusing this site…Silverstone hires a lot of good talent. Their Latina talent is especially good, with the main series being Latin Eye Candy. Do not, however, neglect the rest of the movies for Latin Eye Candy…they are all very well produced.

Visit the site: www.silverstonevideo.com

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Sex Panties Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

sex panties?

Charter member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee

The site: sexpanties.com

The price:$3.95 trial

The verdict: This is one of those sites that you can get a 3 day trial for only $3.95. We love those — and so do you or they wouldn’t offer the $3.95 trial. What’s not to love? You pay one buck and get 72 hours of porn. There’s no risk — if you hate it (fat chance) then you can cancel, say after one day, and not pay anything more. And you can continue to jerk off for that remaining 48 hours. There is a God. 7 out of 10.

[rating:7/10] (7/10)

To join, click here:www.sexpanties.com

Why in the fuck do I get so turned on by a simple pair of white, cotton panties? We spend our entire adolescence trying to get panties *off*, and now I love to see them on? What the fuck? And why does it turn me on so much to fuck a broad with her panties pulled to the side, instead of taking them off? And do gay guys get turned on by jock straps?

Oh well — while I ponder those underwear mysteries of the universe, I might as well go jerk off to some panties at Sex Panties. Not sure why they named it that — is there a foreigner in charge of this companies website naming? In any event, they have exactly the type of pantie play that I am talking about that gets my ball suds flowing.

As I mentioned above, there is nothing sexier than grabbing some slut, yanking her panties to the side, and sliding your dong up in her guts. Not even giving her the fucking time or respect to take her clothes off — just yank ‘em over, fuck her, cum in her twat and leave her standing and dripping. THAT is a good fuckin’ — and there is plenty of that going on here. There is also a lot of lesbo action with mucho panties involved as well.

This is a nice site, but I am going to deduct a couple of rating points because it seems like it is merely a portal to one gigantic pile of porn. In other words, it is not unique and not limited to pantie play. There is plenty of pantie play, but then the extra sites you get and the extra videos and pics you get are not necessarily concentrating on the panties. They’re still damn good, but not pantie specific.

This is one of those sites that you can get a 3 day trial for only $3.95. We love those — and so do you or they wouldn’t offer the $3.95 trial. What’s not to love? You pay one buck and get 72 hours of porn. There’s no risk — if you hate it (fat chance) then you can cancel, say after one day, and not pay anything more. And you can continue to jerk off for that remaining 48 hours. There is a God.

Visit the site: www.sexpanties.com

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Sexy Teen Coeds Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

WTF? Is that survivor college or some shit?

The site: sexyteencoeds.com

The price:

The verdict: Not a bad site at all. There are lots and lots and lots of videos, as well as lots of areas for live sex chat and sex shows. For less than$40 per month you can have hundreds of porn movies? Where do we sign up (again)? 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here:www.sexyteencoeds.com

When we first went to Sexy Teen Coeds, we really liked the front page of the site. It was not immediately apparent that it was a mega-site (which it is). There are many, many boner-raking hotties on the pages of the free tour. Most are petite, which these days some people hold synonymous with teen (which is far from accurate, but we will let it slide).

Once inside, however, it became immediately apparent that this was a mega-site. We do not mean to sound negative about that, because these mega-sites have plenty to boast about. We were admittedly a little disappointed, however, that we were not going to get to “meet” these delicious girls that we saw on the front of the site (without a lot of luck or some serious time digging through the site).

The great news is that it IS a mega-site, which means not only thousands of videos, but hundreds of thousand of pictures, live interactive sex chat, 24/7 live sex shows and DAILY updates. The category is obviously teen, so you will not be getting MILFs, matures, fatties, etc. These bitches are fresh and exceedingly hot! We can vouch for that! The membership fee will cost you $38.76 per month, but like we said, you will get a whole lot of content for that price.

Another thing that we liked about this site is that they put a little emphasis on fetishes, which with teens that means schoolgirls and cheerleaders. Many, many guys (and girls as well) want either cheerleaders or schoolgirls when it comes to teens and young ladies. This site tries to find those types of videos and bring them to you. Kudos to them for that!

Want an example of what they have to offer? Ok…we’ll give you just that. Girls like April, who was a..cough, ahem…19 year old (more like23, but that is ok too), who had a spectacular set of C Cups, both nipples pierced (which means she is a freak in the sack, right??) and a very plump, juicy shaven pussy. She was not super skinny like most of the models you see, but far from overweight. She had a great body in our opinion…especially her tits, ass and pussy! Oh yeah, and she fucks like a freak! She grinded on her counterpart’s cock like he was the mortar and she the pestle (go look it up, it’s funny!).

Not a bad site at all. There are lots and lots and lots of videos, as well as lots of areas for live sex chat and sex shows. For less than$40 per month you can have hundreds of porn movies? Where do we sign up (again)?

Visit the site: www.sexyteencoeds.com

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Shai West Website Review

by The Caveman (admin)

eat something

Eat something

The site: shaiwest.com

The price:$4.95 Trial, $29.94/month

The verdict: Just like all solo chicks programs, you can always count on the originality and personality –  it’s just a matter of whether the particular gal gets your balls juices humming. There’s only one way to find out… 8 out of 10.

[rating:8/10] (8/10)

To join, click here: www.shaiwest.com

They always tell you to ask the chick for advice when you are licking her cunny. They will supposedly guide you in to their favorite tingly zone and let you know how to move your tongue to make her experience as pleasurable as possible. I tried that once with this cunt I was dating. When I licked her pussy she just laid there motionless, like that chick in the anti-pot video that melts into the couch. When I finally asked her, she said she liked to have the back of her knee licked, while I repeatedly punch her puss lips as hard as I possibly could. See? You never know until you ask!

Fuck yes. Shai is right up my alley when it comes to body types. Her boobs would fit perfectly in my hand – with no over hang. Her ass is nails. And her pussy – oh her pussy. It’s bald and puffy – the kind that engulfs a cock and won’t let it go until it is limp from exhaustion. She’s cute as fuck in the face too.

She also ain’t afraid to take the cock. As you may know, my main complaint about solo chicks is that they never fuck dudes. Shai does (albeit not nearly as often as I would like, and she doesn’t fuck me, which is a shame). She also fucks herself and lots of other chicks.

Less than $30 will get you a monthly, and you get to watch Shai travel the country, taking dicks, pussies and dildos along the way. Think of it as a Thelma and Luise, without the Louise and the double suicide, but with a lot more fucking.

Just like all solo chicks programs, you can always count on the originality and personality- it’s just a matter of whether the particular gal gets your balls juices humming. There’s only one way to find out…

Visit the site: www.shaiwest.com

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Brooke Skye Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

great nipples

"When I open these eyes, there had BETTER be some dicks in me."

The site: brookeskye.com (High Def!)

The price:$29.95 month

The verdict: As we said before, we really found nothing to criticize. If we had to add one thing, it would be videos of her having sex with men, and not just women, but hey…can someone really complain about that??. 9.5 out of 10.

[rating:9.5/10] (9.5/10)

To join, click here:www.brookeskye.com

Two words, folks: HIGH DEFINITION!!

Let us add to that…PORN IN HIGH DEFINITION! And not only that but HOT, FRECKLED, TEEN PORN IN HIGH DEFINITION!!!

We have found one of the premier adult sites on the net inBrookeSkye.com and we cannot wait to share the dirty details with you. For those of you who regularly read our stuff, you know that we can be fair, but critical. If there is a problem with the site, we will let you know about it. Our theory is always that any porn is better than no porn, but good porn is better than any porn! And Brooke Skye, gents, is good, good porn. We tried, but we found no flaws! One of our few perfect 10s!!!

Wow…where do we begin? Brooke is one of the most real, cute and most loveable ladies on the internet, hands down. We should know, we have looked at thousands of them. When you have seen that many, it really takes a lot to stand out, and Brooke has it! We would initially describe her as cute, but then all of a sudden she is BANG!…super fucking sexy! She is 19 years old (looks younger) and has brunette hair, gorgeous green eyes and a killer/fun smile. She is not your typical adult website girl. No huge and/or fake boobs. She has real (small) boobs…but they look oh-so perfect on her. She is sneaky sexy…that is the best way we can put it!

She alone would be spectacular, but her site is on the cutting edge of adult site technology. They offer all of her videos in High Definition. We have heard many people say of HDTV, “Can you really tell the difference?” Abso-fucking-lutely you can! Imagine your favorite sporting event in HD…then imagine watching a white-hot piece of ass get her pussy licked by another super hot girl…in HD! See what we mean? We can’t do it justice by trying to describe it…you just have to see it for yourself. Trust us.

There are also many other features that make Brooke’s site stand out. It is a very personable site. For example, many members apparently expressed interest in buying gifts for Brooke. She will only accept them in exchange for a customized video. You buy her a PSP and you get to hear her say your name while she is masturbating. Buy her a digital camera, and maybe she will get eaten out by another hot girl! It is really neat way to add something to the site…and everyone wins!

As for the videos themselves, there are dozens of them with more being added weekly. The user friendly set-up lets you click on a thumbnail of a video and then select which scene you want to watch. With Brooke, it really doesn’t matter. Every scene that we saw was golden. She also has a LOT of themed videos, such as pillow fighting, shaving, 3 girls, shower, etc. We found that Brooke was an especially sexy masturbator. No shit!

We especially liked one of her videos in which she is 69ing with another super-sexy gal named Alicia. It is hot! Her pierced tongue against the bald and perfect-looking pussy of her counterpart is a memory that will not soon leave us. She also gets off in a hot tub with Arlette. And then there is the pillow fight turned oral-through-the-panties video that is a home run as well. The list goes on and on and on…..

The entry fee is $29.95 per month and let us be the first to PROMISE you that it is worth it! Every penny. Most sites are at least that much, and did we mention that this one as High Definition…at no extra charge??? The $29.95 gets you all of the videos that she already has, plus weekly updates. And who knows, maybe she will do a custom video for you! You also get her diary, which it appears that she updates every few days. There are also several other sites that you get for that fee (although you will have a hard time getting away from Brooke) such as Amateur Contest and Backstage Ass (there are others too).

As we said before, we really found nothing to criticize. If we had to add one thing, it would be videos of her having sex with men, and not just women, but hey…can someone really complain about that??

Absolutely one of the best on the web. Would be so without High Definition, but with it she is on a different level altogether. A MUSTSEE!!!

Visit the site: www.brookeskye.com

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Burning Angel Website Review

by The Devil (admin)

burningangel

This is what it looks like when an angel burns.

The site: burningangel.com

The price:$19.99/month

The verdict: I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans. 10 out of 10.

[rating:10/10] (10/10)

To join, click here:www.burningangel.com

I want to get my cock tattooed, but I am scared that it might hurt. Do you think it will? Before you answer, you should know that I routinely spread honey on my cock and let fire ants have at it – you know, just for a release of sorts.

This site is one of my all-time favorite pro sites, and it is the flagship site of possibly the very best network on the entire internet if you are into alt porn. Chicks with tattoos get me so fucking hard I could cut diamonds with my cock, and this network is fucking FULL of them.

There’s a ton of shit going on here, so it’s a little tough to catch it all in a few paragraphs. Obviously, it’s an alt/punk/goth/emo type site, with tons of super, super hot chicks with piercings and tattoos. It’s a lot like that Suicide chick site (you know the one), but better because it’s hardcore.  Like, really good hardcore fucking.

The extras include lots of member and site model discussion on a ton of forums. I checked the forums out, and MANY of the starlets are on there, posting and talking with the members. They also have contests , interviews with famous bands and people and a ton of additional shit, not to mention the hardcore fuck videos and pictures (of which there are tons and tons). I like to think of it as a hardcore, digital playboy for guys who like punky-type chicks. In other words, good and entertaining form of Playboy.

The network costs $20 per month to join. Read closely – I didn’t say just this site.  I said the entire fucking network of 8 alt porn sites costs $30 per month. And only $50 for 90 days. To me, this is one of the best deals on the net. Again -only if you’re into tattooed gals.

I can’t say enough about how much I like this network. A must join for alt porn fans.

Visit the site: www.burningangel.com

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