If you think that you have seen everything there is to see in internet porn, and you have yet to see VideoBox, then you are sadly mistaken. This is the future of internet porn, and maybe even mainstream movies. This is how it will be done everywhere once this thing catches on, mark our words on it!

Video Box is a massive cache of adult movies/DVDs that are downloadable by you, the member, either by the entire DVD or conveniently by scenes (which we will get into in a moment). That is nothing new in and of it’s self, but here is the kicker. The price is as low as $6.66 per month. That is it. Nothing further. No additional charges for anything…at all…ever. No commitment, no hidden fees. Their motto: Find it. Download it. Own it.

Ok, now you are warming up…but what kind of movies? How many? Good questions…but they have great answers for that too! Trust us, we tried every angle to foil this one. Surely there is something that isn’t Kosher about this, right? Wrong! They have nearly EIGHT HUNDRED movies at the time of this writing and here is the REAL kicker…they add five movies every day. Five entire movies. They even give you a count down to when the next movie will be added. You are never more than hours away from a new movie being added. And you can download as many of them as you would like every day. If you get really horny and want to download 50 movies in a day, and you can somehow find a time, have at it!

The format is very easy to use and very easy to search. The videos are broken down into scenes and you can see thumbnails from each scene to help decide whether you want just one or tow scenes or the entire movie. We all have gotten that DVD with a shitload of boring, useless stuff caked in between the good shit. Not any more. Even better, they have a very handy click-and-drag function that you can use to download only sections of a movie. They have several thumbnails already set out for you. IF you only want, say the middle of the movie…you merely drag the thumbnail of the first scene that you want into place and then drag the thumbnail of the last scene that you want into place and voila! You are given the sections in between! It is very handy and very functional. With nearly 4,500 scenes to watch, a number that is growing every few hours, you will need this!

Of course it wouldn’t be all that easy if they did not have them categorized for you…which they do. They break them down into about 40 categories…from Amateur to Transsexual. Then, for even more convenient surfing, they also give you the option of choosing by series, studio or by your favorite porn stars. Finally, you can look at the entire DVD, scenes, or you can even make you own favorites list. If you can’t decide on your favorites, do not worry…they have some favorites of their own to help you out.

Video Box does not just throw any old movie up there in order to have their database grow to huge amounts. That would be easy, but sloppy. Instead, they only put certain DVDs from certain studios up, in order to keep the quality high. This is not limiting as you may think, however, as they have several studios including, but not limited to, Lethal Hardcore, Black Mirror, LimeLight, Original Sin, Acid Rain, Elegant Angel, Gentlemens, Legend, Puritan, Red Light District, Wildlife and Zero Tolerance. Those are just the studios…there are hundreds of titles within them!

Every single movie that we downloaded, and that was a lot of them, was very high quality, very good talent and very easy to do. They “scene selector” as we like to call it made it all that much easier, and it was fun as well. It made it a little more interactive and exciting to be able to make your own cuts in each movie, as a director would. Hell, we are even thinking of getting our own little director’s chair now!

Bottom line: You are reading about the future right now. We can almost guarantee that this is how all things movie will be done down the road. With most sites costing around $30.00 or more per month, and those have a lot less content than this one does, it is impossible to think how anyone with a swinging dick (or even a wet snapper for that matter) could not be a part of it. … 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.videobox.com

Don't let the photo fool you - there are tons of pregnant movies on this site

The site: americanvice.com

The price:$9.95/month

The verdict: Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day. 9 out of 10

This site is EXACTLY like Miami Vice, except with lots of graphic fucking, downloadable porn, billions of cumshots, and not one single dickhead named Crockett or Tubbs. Oh – and no cops either. So really the only thing that is like Miami Vice is the word vice in the title. But trust me – this shit is MUCH better than some piece of shit in a pink shirt and dock shoes.

But why sit here and blow smoke into your cockhole when I can back my shit up with hard fucking facts. 1,575 downloadable (and burnable) DVDs. 9,470 scenes. 5 new DVDs every 3 days, guaranteed. Unlimited downloads. Incredible search capabilities. Front & back of each DVD cover. As low as $10 per month.

You like that shit? Yeah…I thought you would. You’ll also like the fact that most of their videos are professional ones, meaning you won’t see some fat fuck try to diddle his old lady on the beige sofa in front of the wood paneling on the walls of their rented single wide. Nope, this site is for big boys – true professional porn with top of the line actresses. You name the starlet, she’s somewhere on this site sucking the skin off of a 9 incher.

The great thing about sites like this, besides all of the shit I already listed,  is the ability to download one scene from a movie, instead of having to watch an entire movie, only part of which makes your nuts tingle. It’s just like music these days, and how you can download one song from an otherwise shitty CD. Back in the day, it was inevitable that I would get my balls all slicked up, grab my money maker and settle in for a dong-wrestle, only to have to fast forward through 32 minutes of atrocious acting and drab fucking, just to get to the scene that made me have a hard cum. Not anymore – just get the scenes you like.

Excellent megasite for DVDs. Get as many as you want and keep them forever. Yeah, baby! Keep the man down by joining this motherfucker and jerking off religiously 8-10 times a day.

Visit the site: www.americanvice.com

"It's over there by the nightstand, Dear."

The site: asiancreamypies.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.95/mo

The verdict: Like an Asian buffet – -well worth the money and more on the menu than you could ever consume! 8 out of 10.

I have been to countless Chinese buffets and sushi bars, and have never tried their desserts. This makes me said, as these Asian Creamy Pies that I just hear of sound absolutely delicious It says that they are “Tight little Asian pies filled with chocolate” — er. um…oh…I guess I should have read the entire thing first. “…filled with chocolate DICK” is says. Oh well — I still like to watch!Of course, you all knew what we were in for — tiny little Asian bitches getting absolutely FUCKED by gigantic, black dicks. I love when they pair Asian girls with black guys — extremely large black guys that is. Makes for good cinema. I just love their tiny little tits and their pussies, tighter than a snare drum, getting obliterated by thick, black sausages. Love it, I say!

I also love the O.C. Cash boys — the group that makes this site. You see, they also make about 32 other sites — and you get all of them for the price of one (see below). Their shit is not watered down as a result, either — each site is all-original, all top shelf talent and all high quality videos. One of our favorite networks by far — and I ain’t gettin’ shit to tell you that either.

Nan was our fave — although most of them had such similar body types that we could have chosen any one of several. We liked Nan, though — a perfect tiny little body and she knew very little English. One thing she did know, or if she didn’t she learned real damn quick — black guys have really big cocks. At least that was true of the one they teamed her up with. His dick was almost exactly the same length, width and girth of her left arm. A little thicker than her arm maybe, but other than that, it was the same size.

As we said — 33 sites for the price of one — $4.97 for 3 days and $29.97 for a month. That is less than the price of a fucking egg roll per site, per month. And even though you’ll be hungry for more Asian 30 minutes after you leave the site — there is a shitload of material so you can fill up over and over again.

Like an Asian buffet – -well worth the money and more on the menu than you could ever consume!

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.asiancreamypies.com

The site: bigfatcreampie.com

I think fat bitches are extremely underrated. What’s not to like about fucking them. Sure, I can understand not wanting to take them out on a date or flaunt them to your friends – that shit is unacceptable. But they have slippery holes just like any other chick. And they work a lot harder to impress you, since they know how disgusted you are that they smell like a lumberjack’s balls.This site combines 2 of my favorite genres into one creamy mess that I am surprised I have not stumbled upon before. I like the idea a lot. Fatties getting cream pied. If I owned this site I would make the title a reference to the Moon Pie, but that’s just me.

This site is kind of all over the place when it comes to talent level and beefiness. There are some ugly porkers, some hot porkers, some ugly psuedo-fatties and some hot low fatties that probably shouldn’t even be on here. I like some of ‘em, but not the ugly fatties. I can fuck a mile of fat chicks, but they have to be attractive to get my boner to un-turtle itself.

I do have to point out that the lady named Chavon Taylor on this site is getting a bad rap by being featured on a fatty site. She has a little pooch on her, but is by no means fat. She fucks like she’s fat, though – hard and long and out to impress – -but she’s hefty at most. Maybe portly.

I know – lots of people are not into fat porn. The good news is that this site is part of a network that gives you ALL of their sites for the price of one membership -so if you want to taste some fatties but are not committed, no problem. Join anyway (try a $3 membership first) and get additional sites, like Peter North’s official site and others.

A lot of variety for a BBW site, and the cream pie twist makes it all that much more exciting for me.

Special Update! When you join BigFatCreamPie.com through PLD, you’ll get a 50% discount. This is a limited time exclusive offer.

$2.95 for 3-day trial

$14.95 for 30 days membership

$34.95 for a 90 day trial

Visit the site: www.bigfatcreampie.com

Mmmmmm...tastes like licorice.

The site: blackcreamypies.com

The price:$4.97 trial, $29.97/mo

The verdict: Black pussies filled with white cum. See? We CAN all just get along. 8 out of 10.

I would have called this one Chocolate Cream Pies, but maybe that was already taken. In any event, you know exactly what you’re looking at here, just from the title — black chicks getting slammed, cummed in and abused. Then they spit the cum out of their puss holes for the crowds to oooh and aaah over. Clean up and go home, beatch!If you like cream pie sites — a phenomenon that is growing across the net — this one’s a dandy. It’s also one of many other sites you’ll get when you join this network — but more on that in a moment. The vids on this site are all original, all full of HOT brown sugas, and all sporting some of the best creampie scenes available.

Let’s talk a little about the ladies. This is not a site full of amateur crack whores, so if you’re looking for that, go elsewhere. It’s also not a site for the super model/super star perfect looking chicks. Again, if that is your thing, we can appreciate it, so head back to our Ebony or Interracial page and check out some of those. This one has real chicks that are real hot. Let me elaborate…

Caprice was one sexy honey. Fucking phenomenal body — small waist, smaller tits, hot face and then…POW!!! An ass that goes from 0 to 60 in 1.5 seconds. Adorned with tattoos, no less. And her lips…ohhhhhh those lips. She could suck the marrow out of a cow femur. I have no idea what the hell that means…sorry about that. Let’s just say she sucks a mean dick. She has an ever so slight amount of hair around her pussy hole — a different look that we really liked. She gets fucked by a white dude, who was ironically hung like a black dude, and he fills her up like O.J’s hand in a glove.

Now about the network — this is one of 34 total sites that you get when you join this (or when you join any of the others of course). There are several themes, and many other sites that feature black girls — since it appears that is your thing. There are also several other type sites, so you can branch out as well. The price? $4.97 for a 3 day trial, =$29.95 for a month and if you want to pre-pay for 90 days (which you’ll probably need to get through all of the content), it is only $59.95 (that’s one free month Einstein)!

Black pussies filled with white cum. See? We CAN all just get along.

… 8 out of 10

Visit the site: www.blackcreamypies.com

One of the best and most extensive pay sites on the net, Brainpass.com is a collection of over 2 dozen sites, all of which are extremely well put together and have unstoppable talent (both male and female). You may have read our other reviews about Brain Cash…well, this is their main site. You can join through one of the sites listed with the Brain Cash group, or simply go to brainpass.com and join there. You will not be disappointed (unless you like shitty videos with ugly chicks and guys with small dicks fucking horses).

For a reasonable rate of $29.95 per month, you get access to some pretty damn good sites. Ever heard of Peter North? You will get his official site with all of the award winning cum shots. Lexington Steele? Yep, he’s here with his terrifying dong. Not only do they have some of the biggest names in the business, there are also several single-girl sites with super hot chicks that fuck on film…a lot! Shelby Bell is one of these girls and she is a fucking knockout. If you do not think she is the hottest thing on video, well then maybe you should join and head to boyscasting.com!

Also, there are several sites dedicated to niches, such as realsquirt.com (you can figure that one out, can’t you?), feetfrenzy.com (again, a no brainer), and fuckthatasian.com, and onlydp.com (some of the best double penetration scenes featuring the likes of Peter North, Lex Steele and Lauren Phoenix). We could go on, but it is much easier for you to just go to Brain Pass and see for yourself!

In addition to their featured sites, they promise over 200 bonus sites with the price of your pass. They also give you weekly live shows on web cam, as well as one-on-one session with some of their models. Again…this is all for only $29.95 per month. We have found many network sites that we really like, but none so far are on the level of this one.

Nary a bad word to say about this collection. Unbelievable sites, talent, content and volume. Also an unbelievable price. Most unbelievable of all is the fact that you are still reading this and have not yet joined.

… 10 out of 10

Visit the site: www.brainpass.com

Tastes like chicken.

The site: porn.com

The price:$4.99 – 3 day trial

The verdict: This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too! 10 out of 10.

This is the part of the review where I usually tell some funny story or shitty joke. Not this time. This is no laughing matter. This is Porn.com This is big time shit.

The fellers over at Pimp Roll (one of our favorite outfits) just paid like 10 billion Dollars or some shit to buy this domain name. Any hack could use Porn.com as a domain name, throw up a few scabs getting donged by a few beefcakes, and make some cash. But these guys didn’t want to “Settle.” They went the extra mile — then went about 100 more. Very impressive.

The first thing that anyone will notice when they grease up and get on Porn.com is the outstanding clarity and quality of their videos and pictures. Okay — maybe not the *first* thing. That would probably be the stellar stable of split-tails that they have on hand. Their chicks are all rising stars in the biz — Tori Black (one of my favorite brunettes), Mikayla (another one of my favorite brunettes), Hillary Scott, Dani Woodward, Jana Cova, Carli Banks — a star-studded cast to be sure. And that is only 1/1983 of their cast. I’m not kidding — they have over 11,900 porn stars available on this site. UN-FUCKING-REAL.

If you’re anything like me (God save your soul), you can’t get very far into the site without blacking out and “waking up” 20 minutes later with your pants around your ankles, an empty bottle of Jergen’s and a half-smoked square hanging from your lips. But if you have a little more self-control, you will notice that there are literally THOUSANDS of videos available on this site. Check this shit — they have over 4,900 hours of video which apparently is also 1.91 Terabytes (for all you dot com nerds). And those numbers will continue to grow, considering they update this motherfucker every single day of the fucking year. All 366 of them (it’s a leap year, remember?)! My cock is chapped just thinking about that shit.

Oh — and these sumbitches must be crazier than a shit-house rat — not only did they pay 200 billion for this site (or some shit), they are also practically giving away 3 day trials. $5.00 will get you one right now. I did the math, and that is about 1 penny for every 100 hours of porn (I didn’t say I did the math correctly, now did I?). It’s a little money for possibly the best porn site on the internet, that is for sure. Skip the bratwurst and fries today, Tubby, and buy yourself some porn instead.

This is it — the Grandaddy of all porn sites. It is impossible to forget the name, and after you first visit it will be impossible for you to forget the content too!

Visit the site: www.porn.com